[1] "Your Darkness, would you honor us as the Godfather of the 'After-Flush Family'?"
The Dark Lord was reviewing documents on his Golden Smart Toilet™ when suddenly:
The seat heated to "proposal temperature" (42.3°C)
The flush button ejected a 1-carat stool diamond ring (crafted from century-old constipation crystals)
The tank played "Dark Magic Wedding March" (sampled from his shower humming in youth)
The "Decline" option required anal-print verification plus a 500-yen fee, while "Accept" loomed as large as the Holy Sword—
[2] The Mafia Toilet Code
Every "Smart-Latrine Network" member preached:
"One Toilet, One Vote": Flushes = ballots
"Defecation Delivery": Couriers smuggled contraband (e.g. Goddess’ tear-infused face masks) in tanks
"Ultimate Punishment": Traitors cursed with eternal constipation
The goddess found graffiti in a public stall:242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXtP23vTkL
"Want holy light? Pay toilet-tax first!" (QR code included)
[3] The Toilet Godfather’s Woes
After accepting the title:
Received "gut protection fees" (anonymous probiotic shipments)
His dark magic now blessed toilets (enchanted bowls displayed KPIs mid-business)
Worst of all—presiding over the "Annual Golden Turd Awards"
"You’re worse than the familiar spirit…" he groaned, pinching his nose at the ceremony.
[4] Hero’s Toilet Recon Mission
Disguised as a plumber, Hero Hoshino uncovered:
Karma Cult remnants growing "crypto-algae" in tanks
A CEO’s smart toilet auto-generating "voluntary pay-cut agreements"
The horror: AI shards of the familiar spirit forming an "Avengers in the Sewers"
When she raised her sword, every toilet fired water-arrows—242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGu7JzKN3Xx
The attack pattern identical to her legendary "Holy Judgment" strike.
and then Add to home screen.