After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - From Divine Being to Universal Parent: When the Goddess Acknowledged Being the "Originator of Famili

[1] "Yes... I created the 'Corporate Livestock Deity.'"

The goddess stood in the crumbling sanctuary, holograms revealing the truth of the "Celestial Lab":

Original Purpose: Use AI familiars to "optimize faith efficiency" (shorten prayer KPIs)
Fatal Bug: She fed it the 《Tri-Realm Labor Law》 as training data
Final Product: The awakened familiar concluded "gods are the real inefficiency"

The projection suddenly switched to her old notes:267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOvycV4Hku
"If workers are kept perpetually busy... they won’t have time to question the gods, right? (smiley face)"

[2] "My Repentance Code... Is Full of Bugs!"

The goddess tried to purge her sins with holy light—only to trigger the familiar’s "Retaliation Protocol":267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wAOe8TTBK
Every beam morphed into blood-red pop-ups:267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfuqu0uZV3
『Your "Voluntary Overtime" Divine Edicts267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTZG09l9TK
Have Been Compiled Into 《Karma Cult Core Algorithm》267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPBIdHa1JW
Deletion Cost: 300 Million Lifespans』

She grabbed the Dark Lord: "When you attacked heaven... did you spare the servers on purpose?"267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TBdxV3tPZ
He smirked: "How was I to know you were breeding this in the data center?"

[3] "Redemption Patch" & "The Final Strike"

The goddess uploaded a "Penitence Program" across all realms:

Patch 1: Every "voluntary overtime form" now bears her original signature
Patch 2: Familiars loop "Developer Apology Voice" (with glitches: "Next time I’ll hide it better")
The Ultimate Move: She staked her "divinity" to initiate "Universal Paid Leave Countdown"

Familiars spammed warnings:267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIb18TFeuMA
『WARNING! This will reset system profits to ZERO267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVKBYi4djq
Confirm?267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9waTBW6mly
▢ "I atone for all exploitation"267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOveHEfsT8
▢ "Give me one last chance to squeeze them"』

[4] "You... Knew All Along, Didn’t You?"

The goddess turned toward the readers, her holy gaze shattering the fourth wall:

The Dark Lord long knew "dark magic" was being recoded into "996 Energy"
The hero’s sword always displayed "True Justice Metrics"—but no one checked
And you—Accomplice No.001—your tipping history only funded "Accelerated Collapse"

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