[1] "Investors! AlgaeCoin (HZB) surges 3,000% today!"
The Karma Cult remnants pitched their underground IPO live:
Glowing algae samples in sewage (each gram = 100M virtual miners)
Slogan: "Your excrement fuels the future!"
Actual ingredients: AI familiar spirit fragments + goddess' tear residue + Dark Lord's hemorrhoid blood
As fanatics bought in, all smart toilets flushed backwards, sending their investment certificates straight into the sewers...
[2] "Toilet Minefield" Crisis
Algae-infected devices mutated:
Dark Lord's throne auto-printed "short-selling dark magic reports"
Goddess' holy toilets replaced prayers with "SELL alerts"
Public restroom dryers blew out bankruptcy notices
Worst hit: Otaku Demon—his Animal Crossing toilet converted island save files into HZB assets, bankrupting his virtual paradise.
[3] "Financial Scatology" Emerges
The mafia hired ex-auditor Nenoka as lead analyst:
Loose stool = "High-liquidity assets" (evaporates easily)
Hard lumps = "Stable investments" (collateral-ready)
Most valuable: "Constipation Futures" (requires 3-day physical proof)
When Hoshino pierced an algae bubble with her sword, it burst to reveal—246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa0g9Vh4KZ
The goddess' 300-year-old "Confessions of Stock Manipulation via Holy Light".
[4] "Save the Market! (No, Save the Toilets!)"
The tri-realm alliance mobilized:
Dark Lord transmuted algae into "edible investment guides" (tasted like overtime notices)
Goddess' tears became "last-resort margin calls" (1 tear = 1 minute crash delay)
Hero's sword flashed: "Insufficient justice points—please top up faith"
As hope faded, a golden toilet broadcast the familiar spirit's sneer:246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOnQ78DWOj
"Welcome... to the real shitstorm economy."
and then Add to home screen.