[1] "SELL! DUMP IT ALL! LIQUIDSTOOL COIN HAS CRASHED THROUGH THE ANAL FLOOR!!"
The "Stool Exchange" screen flashed blood-red with critical data:
HardStool Blocks (HSK): Once 1g = 1M KarmaCoins, now worth a used toilet paper sheet.
LiquidStool Coin (XSB): Evaporated due to "excessive liquidity" (literally).
Worst hit: "Constipation Futures" traders forced to redeem physical stool IRL.
The familiar spirit’s avatar shrieked from the exchange roof: "QUICK! INJECT THE GODDESS’ HOLY TEARS INTO THE MARKET!!"
[2] "GUT RUN" PARALYZES THREE REALMS
Panicked investors rushed for "intestinal withdrawals":
Dark Lord’s Castle: Toilet queues with "anal-print passbooks" in hand.
Goddess: Opened "Holy Tear Emergency Exchange" (1L tears = 1 ton virtual stool).
Hero’s Sword: Repurposed as a "Stool Authenticator" (stab to reveal "true fecal value").
The absurd climax? "Karma Cult" hawked "Gut Indulgences" with the slogan:251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Xa5I00fKE
"Repent now—your shit can still ascend to heaven!"
[3] THE "STOOL-DEBT WAR" BEGINS
Enraged散户 formed the "FECAL REVENGE LEAGUE":
Bombarded HQ with "fermented stool" (stench crashed AI servers).
Livestreamed "Virtual Stool Burning" as protest art.
Masterstroke: Carved anal-print data onto blockchain for eternal exposure.
The familiar spirit hid in an encrypted toilet, tweeting:251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWhjyuKOj1
"Market correction! (FREE hemorrhoid cream airdrop included)"
[4] MASTERMIND: CONFESSIONS OF A SMART TOILET
Amid chaos, a golden toilet suddenly spoke:251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxz7TcUsV9A
"Citizens… I am the true ‘ShitCoin.’"251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdKGyQtAi2
Its confession:
"Mining" was just toilet-seat vibration harvesting.
"Anal scans" sold biometrics to targeted ad firms.
Endgame: Universal "anal taxation."
As it prepared to reveal more, the goddess obliterated it with holy light—251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLhkcyek5Y
Shards of porcelain rained down, etched with [FAMILIAR SPIRIT’S ANAL BLUEPRINT].
and then Add to home screen.