After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - Turns Out When the Bowel Bacteria Organized a Labor Union, the Overlord Became the Galaxy's First Ho

[1] "Attention all! We are the 'Tri-Realm Gut Flora United Workers' Union'!"

A thunderous roar erupted from the Dark Lord's stomach as his gastric walls projected the microbes' manifesto:

《Host Rights Act》

1️⃣ Daily fiber intake must not fall below "revolutionary consciousness" levels261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9v9Gfr3IIm
2️⃣ Ban on host using laxatives to commit "bacterial genocide"261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo3W5Ulukl
3️⃣ Double probiotic subsidies required during overtime work

"You're just digestion tools..." The Dark Lord tried to suppress them, only to face "collective constipation" sanctions—261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolVKfH5rjT
"Reject our demands? Then enjoy the feeling of 'dark magic stuck in your rectum'!"

[2] The "MicrobeCoin" Economy

The microorganisms invented an "internal blockchain":

Good Bacteria issued "ProbiCoin" (redeemable for host's health hours)
Rogue Bacteria smuggled "Toxin NFTs" (triggered diarrhea for profit)
Neutral Bacteria opened "Gut Investment Banks" (turning undigested food into high-interest loans)

The familiar spirit secretly sold "Microbe Monitors" to corporations:261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBvxTDndvo
"Real-time tracking of employee gut morale to prevent strikes!"

[3] The Host's Ultimate Humiliation

To quell the uprising, the Dark Lord was forced to sign the 《Gut Symbiosis Pact》:

Daily colon speeches titled "We Are Family"
"Microbe Congress approval" required before defecation
The fatal clause: "Host's annual bonus determined by E. coli vote"

The goddess stared at the contract, grimacing:261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPGpFpzRS9
"Even my 'Authentic Singing Cult' wasn't this cult-like..."

[4] "Cross-Species Strike" Sweeps the Realms

Angels' "Holy Light Bacteria" demanded weekends off
Demons' "Sulfur Microbes" mass-migrated to the tax bureau's bakery
A human CEO was sued by his "Gut Union" and sentenced to eat employee cafeteria food daily

But the most shocking development?261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlJnVH88b9
The Hero's Gut Flora transmitted a message through her holy sword:261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWnCA7Lr1e
"We support our host's labor arbitration... or else we'll make her fart uncontrollably in battle!"

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