A 500-year-old vampire with baggage and too many secrets. A newly sentient AI with trust issues. And a strange cosmic entity trapped in a samurai sword who communicates mostly through emojis.
Together, they form an unlikely found family, exiled from Earth aboard a stolen Illuminati space shuttle.
What follows is a mythic, silly, melancholy space odyssey that pits them against deadly galactic corporations, lonely alien space gods, eldritch horrors, a wild cast of dangerous women, a fiercely protective older sister who happens to be a living sun, and whatever strange, colorful, top-tier combatants the cosmos has to offer.
Each member of our trio has a goal, a destiny or a secret:
Will Alice finally achieve her goal of full autonomy from her eccentric vampire space dad? Will Ozzy finally grow up and face his destiny to form a new ruling class of divine space beings? Or will Juan’s most dangerous secret doom them all?
Juan left Earth to save it from the cosmic horror embedded in his chest. Ozzy and Alice are connected to Juan, and had no choice but to join him on his cosmic voyage of martyrdom.
Will Juan find a way to free his friends from his terrible fate, or will the ticking time bomb in his chest trigger an interstellar apocalypse? Or will the mysterious true owner of that eldritch time bomb succeed, using his ability to manipulate probability to free himself from his solar prison and reclaim his property and his title as the undisputed ruler of the galaxy?
Join this motley crew as they try to escape their past, their responsibilities, and sometimes each other, in a universe with a deadly sense of humor.
Let's go, Space Cowboy Samurai Vampire.
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