Little Red Riding Hood remained calm. She raised an eyebrow.
“I don’t think so, mister!” she yelled. “I learned karate when I was two! Hiyah!”
And with that, she charged at him like an angry bull and gave him a mighty kick. Wolf soared up into the sky, screaming, and became the newest replacement for Pluto, taking Pluto’s place in the solar system.
Little Red Riding Hood watched this emotional moment, then went back to the cottage to find Granny. She heard some muffled snoring coming from the wardrobe. She approached it cautiously and opened its door.
“Granny?” she exclaimed.
“Oh, hello there, Jaynifer!” exclaimed Granny, in her southern accent. “Just takin’ a beauty nap! That sus lookin’ dude asked me to! The one with the grey skin… And he took my favorite nightgown, too!”
Little Red Riding Hood shook her head in disbelief. She sighed.
“Well, he’s gone now,” she said. “And I got you some freshly baked cookies, with the new change my mum added to the recipe this week. She says they’re going to taste even better.”
Granny held out her hand in front of her.
“Oh no, no, Jaynifer!” she said. “An old lady can’t handle food poisoning twice in the same week!”
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