After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - Turns Out When the Goddess's Vocal Cord Fix Was Leaked, the Whole Multiverse Heard the "Auto-Tune Go

[1] "Beloved faithful... I must confess—my voice was a lie."

The Goddess removed her "Holy Voice Modulator" during a livestream, revealing her true, hoarse voice:263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbnmKWuev1
"That 'Divine Choir' 300 years ago... was just Heaven's Million-Dollar Sound Engineers."

The screen cut to archived footage—

Young Goddess chugging "Hell Pepper Extract" (fake holy tears) in a studio
Angel sound engineers tuning her voice with "Faith Equalizers"
The final product marketed as "Miracle Broadcast"

Chat exploded:263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPD9z9RLEZb
[Ex-Believer1: So my donations funded SPEAKERS?!]263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhh7PIwwFN
[Pain Cuisine Inc.: We supplied the pepper juice! ROYALTIES!]

[2] Familiar’s "Vocal Cord Scam"263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfvtLYMAH6
"Only 1M Hell Coins!" It promoted "Goddess Voice Revival Packages":

Basic: AI Vocal Transplant (Demon King’s nosebleed as audio medium)
Deluxe: Holy Sword Laryngoscopy (post-op can shatter glass)
Premium: Crowdsourced Vocal Cords (1¥ donations = choir privileges)

Hoshino cleaved the billboard: "You treat vocal cords like tax receipts?!"

[3] Operating Room Turned Sound Hell

The Goddess was wheeled into "Holy Surgery Theater"—with the ex-Heaven sound engineer (now a hellish DJ) as surgeon:263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs63pzZuEs
"Relax~ I’ll use Demon King’s grumbles as bass and Hero’s murder intent as treble~"

Live-streamed procedure:

Step 1: Extract tear crystals for "vocal lubricant"
Step 2: Carve "faith vibration membranes" with her sword
Step 3: Familiar secretly added "Pain Cuisine spice extract" (Chat spammed "MURDER!")

When the Goddess tested her new voice—263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFAcdYaEqD
"Ah—" (shattered windows)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZc0c5d7OyU
"AH—" (audience bled from ears)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDdtD1hFmh
"ah..." (collapsed half the Demon Castle)

[4] The Truth: Her Voice Held a Goddess’s Wish

The DJ suddenly paused the stream: "Listen... to this."263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZopdVAmemj
He played an unedited raw recording—263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXLRkZcTTA
The Goddess rasping: "I want paid leave... I wanna strike... I wanna..."

In the silence, Hoshino’s sword resonated:263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE07Q6FOFkh
"Detecting True Faith wavelengths. Playing archive—"263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiwYQb6Ief
A drunken rant from 300 years ago aired:263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwODO18Meu1
"Being a deity sucks... Next life, I’ll be a tax-free freelancer..."

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