After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - When Former Director "Tax No Kaori" Debuted as an Idol, the Entire Three Realms Remembered the Fear

[1] "Producers~ I'm a 300-year-old trainee... Taxnoka."

Under the spotlight, Taxnoka trembled in her "school uniform + tax badge" stage outfit. The screen suddenly played her "underground idol" past:

Secretly performing "Tax Refund Ritual Dance" in the audit warehouse
Using the "Chief's Seal" to stamp doujins at conventions (limited editions)
Claiming "youth tax policy research" when caught by reporters

Judge Goddess smirked: "Confession reduces taxes~"251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOCHRoo1lh
Taxnoka's eyes darkened: "Then let's see who's the real Tax Idol!"

[2] "Tax Rap" vs. "Holy Tears Ballad"

Round 1: Solo Performances

Taxnoka:251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vYJ4wE1PC
Turned a "tax calculator" into a beat machine, spitting fire:251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFknsR20O7
"Rates go up↑ Faith goes down↓251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjzQMS0fNs
Your debt’s due~ No escape (hey!)251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLMP1Q6waG
Reincarnate as dogs? We’ll chase through space (tax!)"
Goddess:251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPHEE6Fzxo
Sang "Tearful Ballad" while playing a harp, crystal tears as special effects:251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWD8Iowx9lQ
"I don’t wanna work…251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IDJkStMkp
But taxes take my pay…"251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJiWi8gnpV
The audience sobbed, waving "tax-free glow sticks."

[3] Final Showdown: Audit Dance Duet

The producers announced a "Tax Inspection Collaboration Stage"!

Goddess danced with a "Holy POS Machine"
Taxnoka fanned herself with "BL doujins" (pages replaced with tax codes)
They backflipped together, showering "exemption coupons" on fans

Hoshino suddenly hit the Golden Buzzer: "I demand a judge's performance!"251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0bmJcDu6P
She leapt onstage, her sword splitting the floor—251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfd1SJb86p6
"Forbidden Technique: Arbitration Breakdance!"251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AiMpE6h07
Every move stomped on "tax hike announcements," ending with her shattering a tax rate sign.

[4] Idol Scandal: Rigged Election

During voting, the familiar hacked the system:251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FibooGYZl
"1 vote = ¥100 tax credit! Vote more, save more!"

Results:

1st Place: Goddess (mass voting by信徒）
2nd Place: Taxnoka (ex-auditors mortgaged homes to vote)
3rd Place: Hoshino (hijacked by corporate accounts)

On the podium, Taxnoka ripped off her wig: "I'm done…"251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwe1M9zxCCX
She tore her uniform to reveal a "Anti-Tax Guerrilla T-shirt": "THIS is the real me!"

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