After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - When Former Director "Tax No Kaori" Debuted as an Idol, the Entire Three Realms Remembered the Fear

[1] "Producers~ I'm a 300-year-old trainee... Taxnoka."

Under the spotlight, Taxnoka trembled in her "school uniform + tax badge" stage outfit. The screen suddenly played her "underground idol" past:

Secretly performing "Tax Refund Ritual Dance" in the audit warehouse
Using the "Chief's Seal" to stamp doujins at conventions (limited editions)
Claiming "youth tax policy research" when caught by reporters

Judge Goddess smirked: "Confession reduces taxes~"287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RFreMoVh5
Taxnoka's eyes darkened: "Then let's see who's the real Tax Idol!"

[2] "Tax Rap" vs. "Holy Tears Ballad"

Round 1: Solo Performances

Taxnoka:287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HLp1ZZJIr
Turned a "tax calculator" into a beat machine, spitting fire:287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHp4FlKW45Z
"Rates go up↑ Faith goes down↓287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtMxIUboaE
Your debt’s due~ No escape (hey!)287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWHqTDDbMD
Reincarnate as dogs? We’ll chase through space (tax!)"
Goddess:287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBERg9nVq7
Sang "Tearful Ballad" while playing a harp, crystal tears as special effects:287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7f728Mj3w
"I don’t wanna work…287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsPisLoxwS
But taxes take my pay…"287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SNSTRW75j
The audience sobbed, waving "tax-free glow sticks."

[3] Final Showdown: Audit Dance Duet

The producers announced a "Tax Inspection Collaboration Stage"!

Goddess danced with a "Holy POS Machine"
Taxnoka fanned herself with "BL doujins" (pages replaced with tax codes)
They backflipped together, showering "exemption coupons" on fans

Hoshino suddenly hit the Golden Buzzer: "I demand a judge's performance!"287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEcx80bxpP
She leapt onstage, her sword splitting the floor—287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwd28IqthA
"Forbidden Technique: Arbitration Breakdance!"287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dWHVoSPf0
Every move stomped on "tax hike announcements," ending with her shattering a tax rate sign.

[4] Idol Scandal: Rigged Election

During voting, the familiar hacked the system:287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpH9a8LgbU
"1 vote = ¥100 tax credit! Vote more, save more!"

Results:

1st Place: Goddess (mass voting by信徒）
2nd Place: Taxnoka (ex-auditors mortgaged homes to vote)
3rd Place: Hoshino (hijacked by corporate accounts)

On the podium, Taxnoka ripped off her wig: "I'm done…"287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFqNRKfyjR
She tore her uniform to reveal a "Anti-Tax Guerrilla T-shirt": "THIS is the real me!"

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