A Bunch of Random Ideas Made Into A Story - Part III: The Crime, Trial, and Some Other Shit

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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuaBoq5Pd4
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Harrison Ford:770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwerQpMaQ7
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiiT5TP7Vq
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfClFfeLjS
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M. Night Shyamalan:770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7rZldLFlK
Curses! You've caught me.770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMul7Faf357
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNv1OIAcfs9
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M. Night Shyamalan:770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPqZ5CeY8e
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUtdNLFBtX
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn48bzKRRP7
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJcuXmXEFV
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoD3jEFbp3o
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M. Night Shyamalan:770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeohYYIu2SJ
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhYJgp2ftS
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YV3JaDHPZ
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28H0IiEPZJ
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Robot Hitler:770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJxmenoaQ5
NEIN!!!!770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPEDn3IfJe
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjohlHOXe24
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Yeah right!770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDS2R80JRcR
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVeHQQt9zc
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZ5DgHnptF
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVv3xY91nw
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Velociraptor:770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zSILPogGR
(Keeps throwing bananas)770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2ZY4oMJ3u
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGq2F48jRWh
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News Guy:

Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.

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