*this chapter is based off of the song "The Internet is for Porn" from the Broadway musical Avenue Q
February 20, 2025
Dear Jessica,
Today, I went outside during recess to find Luke A. talking to Brooks, this kid from another class.
"What are you guys talking about?" I had asked.
Brooks and Luke both gave each other a knowing look. Then, Luke whispered one word in my ear. And that word was one that could make my scream my head off.
The word was "porn".
"Porn," I repeated, giving both boys a side eye. "That's...gross."
"What do you mean, gross?" Brooks asks. "The internet is literally for porn."
"Yeah, right." I respond. "Actually sane people just don't browse the net for porn."
Just then, Jensen walked by.
"Yo, Jensen," Luke hollered. "Do normal dudes like us browse the internet for porn? Prove Teagain wrong!"
Jensen hesitated.
"Sorry, Teagain," Jensen had said with a slight smile.
And, Jessica?
I hate men,
-Teagain
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and then Add to home screen.