Lucie: Dnes se mi o tobě zdálo...

Mike : that happens, when we spend so much time together we are like a family, in a way...

Lucy with a smirk on her face : you and me are like a family??!

 For you the word family means that your old wreck and you are not interested in anything else!

Mike : Really?

 And how many times that wreck as you call my classic that survived the demonic war and it is a classic, I repeat a classic on four wheels, a piece of American history! How many times we together saved your life?

 Hmm...?

Lucy snapped : and how many times did I save your life?

Mike replied : that is quite fair... Wait even demons sorry, now half demons have dreams??!

 What did you dream about?

 Let me guess... There was a rainbow and unicorns. Am I right?

Lucy : no... No... You were... You were in that dream...

I say what was I in that dream?

 Did I choke on a burger?

I hate when someone starts a sentence and does not finish it...!

 So continue.

Lucy : you know... You died in that dream and I could not do anything! It was horrible! That helplessness!

Mike : hmm... So after all it matters to me. And did I die normally. Or like in a movie?

Lucy : stop it Mike, you know that I do not watch television...

I say and that is the problem...

I sit on the motel bed : hey Lucy, like you do not know Black Sabbath?

 Lucy, I know Sabbath.

 Mike : No I meant Black Sabbath, you know Ozzy Osborne, prince of darkness. Lucy thinks : prince of darkness?

 I should know him, but I do not know...

 By the way Mike, you have something between your beard.

Mike : Yeah, this... Between the beard I have something what I call a face...

 Look and that is the problem. I admit that you were born in the time of the western. But for those two centuries...

 What did you learn?

 To drive a car and to dress like some domina?

That is really like all??!

We humans have one entertainment, it is called television.

You should try it. Look we will see what is on channel six.

 From the television sounded : So madam, I came to repair your washing machine... I just showered, well then... You have really big tools... Hopefully it will fit there... Do not worry, it will fit!

 Mike turned off the television and said.: That was not a good example...

 Lucy : why did you do that? It looked interesting, educational, that I could learn something.

 Mike : Believe me, this you do not want to learn, surely you know it, if you did not spend life in a monastery.

 And I can only say... It was not about that washing machine at all.

Lucy and what was it about then?

I say... You know, Lucy it was about the same as your dream.

Lucy : Someone dies there?

Říkám, ne. Zdálo se ti o mně, takže se ti do mě

I say, no. You dreamed about me, so you have a crush on me. You are into me girl...

Lucy got angry. Me that I am into you?

I say : and not maybe?

 I never said that I dreamed about you. Look, it is starting to get light... We should get out. Lucy : and why like?

Because I am hungry, incredibly hungry!

 On the way there will be some local bar, dinner or what you call it...

Lucy : you ate a moment ago!

Yeah, you are right, but I am hungry and as it is said...

 Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Ehm... Can you lend me?

 I am kind of broke! Lucy and how else...

 Classic...

Will you massage my bare feet for it?

 I say.

What do you always have with those feet? It is really weird, already really very weird!

 Lucy, I am still a lady and, I like when someone takes care of me... And I constantly take care of you! Food, car, motel...

I am not your bank.

So you can repay me... I say : so a lady yeah...

From a demon half demon, that is some lady... Lucy : did you say something?

Yeah, that those new high heels suit you, you are taller... Lucy : mmm... So you noticed...

 I say, I only noticed that you are taller. That is all. Shall we go then?

Lucy : yeah, but take this.

Me : are you kidding? What will I need a bulletproof vest for? Lucy : for your protection, someone already wanted to kill you.

I do not want to risk it again.... I say. That is nice... But if you did not notice...

 Someone from distance shot through the rear glass through the seat into my cigarette smoked lungs. So firstly... It was some penetrating bullet...

 Next...

 If he wanted to kill me.

A bulletproof vest is useless to me because he would shoot at the head.

 Only in case that he really cannot shoot...

This decoration I will leave here.

 I can take care of myself.

 Lucy : I see that... I say : shall we go then? Lucy : yeah but I drive!

I say, why you?

Lucy : look at yourself how you look...

Me? I look normal as always and I even have clean fragrant underwear on.

 I am so clean and fragrant...

 And also...

I can drive like a god even under the influence of alcohol.

 Lucy : that is something to brag about, you can tell it to the first policeman who stops us.

 Surely he will be interested... You are so irresponsible! Look Lucy...

 I am not irresponsible. I am like artificial intelligence.

Lucy : how do you mean?

I mean it like that, that I artificially act on people that I am intelligent.

Lucy : But you are not very successful at it...

Anyway I drive because if it was not for me. You have nothing to drive!

 Ok, ok, fine... Just go already, I am terribly hungry!

 By the way Lucy...

 Do you know that you should not drive in high heels?

 Lucy laughed contemptuously and said : yeah right you are the one who should teach in driving school...

She opened the door, I opened the passenger door and so we went until we came across the nearest bistro.

We went inside and I say : it does not look so bad here...

 On fb it has two stars out of five, but quite a fine place. We sat down at the table.

 And the waitress threw a seductive look at me and I returned the look.

Lucy frowned and in her eyes was jealousy. Waitress : so what will you have and your girlfriend?

 Me that is not my girlfriend.

 That is my sister. I will have eggs, bacon, sausages, ketchup, fries and coffee. And, the lady will have : Lucy snapped : just coffee and salad! I say, miss and at what time do you finish here?

She answered late evening, by that time you will be sleeping...

 But if not...

 Here is my number.

She left for the food.

In that moment Lucy with her high heels kicked me with full force into the shin bone. I shouted : hey, that hurt! Lucy. It was supposed to hurt! What was that supposed to mean?

I say : nothing you yourself said that I love only my car. Lucy, yeah and I also told you that I pay everything for you and I am not any of your bank! Your sister??!

 How pathetic!

I say, so you will have only salad? Just that crushing diet?

 What the hell do you mean Mike?

 That I am fat?

 Do you want to be kicked again?

 No no no, I did not mean it like that at all. It suits you! The waitress brought the food and I started eating. Lucy : Mike, you eat like a pig!

You know that you are what you eat?

 I said : Lucy, try to eat hospital food for several days and, you will understand it!

Lucy and will you just stuff yourself with food or will we start solving our case... I

 say... Our case... Sure yeah.

I pulled out the journal and notebook. And Lucy : so what did you find out, what demon is hunting us now?

 I say... Lucy, lower your voice.

 Lucy got furious.

 I should speak quietly??!

 You dare to order me??!

I say : No. Lucy. How to say it... You still cannot adapt to the present time. In other words...

Try to speak loudly here about demons, entities and hunters...

 And in a moment two gentlemen in white will come with such a white jacket and we will both end up locked for the rest of our lives in a white room, where we will swallow only pills and we will not see daylight anymore.

 Lucy fine as you wish...

You expert of the present time.... What did you find out?

I found out everything. Or he or it found out everything...

 I do not know who it is. But it is like reading an autobiography.

It is weird....

 Lucy : how much weird? I say : more weird than usual. There is everything about both of us even how Angel wanted to make BBQ out of me and like a predator escaped and because of that she accidentally gave me one percent of her power.

 There is also how Angel brought us two together. Your dominance to step on insects. There is even what happened last night. This is not weird....

 It is damn weird!

 This is not normal!

And, it continues. Lucy and how? It is written there... Lucy and Mike went for breakfast.

 Mike ordered a big portion and Lucy only salad and coffee, where Mike was seducing the waitress.

 Everything fits except our passionate night.

 Heh! The only detail that does not make sense!

Lucy : and are you so sure??!

I am absolutely sure, you and me in bed...?

That is ridiculous! Lucy : do I seem ridiculous to you?

No I did not mean it like that.

Lucy, can you do something for me?

I say, go on Lucy... Lucy give me on that piece of paper the phone number of the waitress!

And, why would I do that?

Lucy, because if you do not...

 I will pay only for myself and you can calmly stay here all day and all night washing dishes to pay the bill.

Ok. Fine...

Normally I would say no.

 But now I am kind of without money and you are not giving me a choice.

 Lucy took the paper with the phone number and began to crush the paper with a sadistic and dominant smile between her fingers in her coffee.

 But in that moment it happened...

 As I touched Lucy. I saw a large part of her past.

I say, so that is why!

Lucy?

 What like that is why?

I say, I saw it...

You really loved him with all your heart and, that is why you sold your soul to Angel and, you became a demon.

 Before that you were different....

Kind and nice.

And not so extremely dominant as today. Lucy, stop it!

 Do not look into my head! I am still kind! I pay everything for you!

Ok. Ok... But we should get out the situation is still the same! Lucy : And, by that you mean what?

I say, either someone is hunting us or we are hunting someone. Quickly into our Turtles party van.

 Cowabunga!

 Lucy : what?

Me : do not deal with it, just into the Delta!

 We went outside and I see at the lighting pole tied a White Swiss Shepherd.

 I say, you are a nice boy...

 We will be friends.

 Do you want a scratch behind the ear?

 In that moment he bit me.

I say you sneaky one treacherous!

Lucy burst into laughter and said : he probably smelled bacon from you. I say, yeah really funny...

Lucy : do you have vaccination?

Yes I do. But probably only against women...

 I always preferred cats, most preferably those that have two long legs. Lucy : you mean me?

 I say : hey, do not flatter yourself too much.

 And rather sit behind the wheel. Like this I cannot drive even an automatic!

 Lucy started the engine and we drove. After half an hour I say, hey you Lucy.

Am I paranoid or is a white van following us? Lucy....

 Yeah I noticed that van...

I say, so what are you waiting for??!

Press the gas pedal to the floor.

Do not forget that I added a compressor!

 Lucy : how could I forget?

 Through that piece coming out of the hood there is not a good view...

 Lucy drove the Delta to the maximum.

 But the van still behind us.

 The white van started to stick right to the bumper.

 I say : no no no!

Not again! Delta is not for it to be turned into scrap every time!

What did he install into that van?

Engine from a formula?

Hold on Lucy and I released the first bottle of nitro, nitrogen. I rolled down the window and started with my Demon Hunter, shooting directly into his radiator.

The Delta was shaking from side to side, Lucy already did not have my car fully under control.

But I saw how the van is slowing down and smoke is coming from the radiator.

 However that was not the only smoke from a radiator. The Delta also could not handle it and we also had smoke coming from the radiator and we started to slow down. Lucy stopped with a drift.

We got out. From the trunk, I pulled out rock salt, gasoline, a lighter, and a shotgun.

 Lucy pulled out her two swords. We reached the van and I said: “Damn, who are you?

 A pervert who lures kids into vans?” The reply: “Call me God…

” My answer: “You, you’re God?” He: “In a way, yes. All that you’ve read about yourself.

 That I wrote and published myself. Call me GameMaster!”

 I said: “Like, you play video games or are you the character from Squid Game?

 You look like some dumb nerd living in his mom’s attic collecting old comics!” He answered, “You don’t have to know everything… boy.” Me: “Who’s the boy with you?” He: “You don’t understand anything, do you?

I’m tired of how you and your girlfriend kill my friends…” I: “Wait, you have friends? Who, Leatherface, Ghostface, Toxic Avenger?

 You can’t have friends…

even Art the Clown would laugh at you.

But I have a surprise for you…”

I doused him in gasoline and set him on fire.

Threw salt at him.

 Lucy started jumping at him with her swords and created a pentagram around him. He said: “Ouch, that really burns…

But I am GameMaster. You can kill me…

And thanks to the internet, every entity that exists knows about you.

You have become the hunted… Good luck surviving…

 if you survive…

 We’ll meet again…

 For now, bye…”

 And he vanished. I said to Lucy: “Well, that’s really great… First hunters are after us, and now this!”