"Hermes," the god of the sun spoke, metallic gold eyes locked on the messenger of the gods. The menace known as Hermes had pristine white teeth sunk into the arm of the poetry god, staring up at him with those amber eyes.
"Yeah?" Hermes responded, voice muffled but just barely understood.
"Please stop biting me."
". . . No."
Hermes released the other god, and Phoebus Apollo sighed in relief then yelped as teeth glinted before the sharp pain returned to his forearm.
"Hermes, you little shit!"
"APOLLO. Brother. We are the same height. I am NOT little," Hermes stated, releasing his brother to glare at the god of music, his golden talaria glinting in the light from the sun.
"And alas, the imbeciles are arguing," Athena muttered dryly, silver eyes the colour of blades rolling.
"AND ALAS, FUCK YOU!" Ares yelled, the axe in his hand flying toward Athena. The goddess simply sidestepped, giving the god of bloodshed an unimpressed look.
"Really, Ares? Honestly, I expect better from you."
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