[scene Coal getting out of bed and walking into the kitchen, Nova and Clenn are making breakfast]
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Nova: Good morning sleepy head! A hot sleepy head that is
Clenn: Look, we made you breakfast!
Coal: Awesome! Thank you. [sits at the table]
Clenn: So why are you up so early? You are usually in bed until 10!
Nova: Remember bunny? I told you he has early work today.
Clenn: Right sorry Love bug!
Coal: It’s fine. We’re doing a lot of re-doing today. Like our ENTIRE inventory.
Clenn: OO if you need help then-
Coal: While that’d be amazingly fun, my boss doesn’t want any other people doing work that we get paid for-
Clenn: Aww your boss sucks
Nova: Uhm.. Don’t you remember what we have to do while our baby is gone? {she reminds her}
Clenn: Oh right we have to uh.. Ahem, do things.
Nova: Right!
Coal: Well, Happy anniversary you two
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{Coal kisses them both}
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Nova: Happy 1 year anniversary Handsome
Clenn: Yeah! Happy 1 year!
Coal: Kay i’m off for work!
N&Cl: Bye!
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{he leaves}
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Nova: OK NOW! WE GOTTA GET THE DECOR
Clenn: Why? He’ll be gone for hours!
Nova: Yeah but still! We have to have it prepared!
Clenn: Okay. You get the decor and I’ll get the cake and other stuff!
Nova: M’kay cutie.
Clenn: Meet me in the living room with the stuff!
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{They run around looking for the stuff, they gather up the stuff in the living room}
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Nova: Is that it? I thought we bought more!
Clenn: Banner, cake, drinks, streamers, balloons- No that’s it…
Nova: Okay lets work on this!
Clenn: Separate or together?
N&C: Together!
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{They start blowing up balloons and placing decorations everywhere, then it goes to Coal at the library, he is putting up books on the shelves}
Coal: OOO The 13th Hour! That’s a good one!
Raven: Hey! Got any recommendations?
Coal: Sure! What do you like to read about!?
Raven: Uhh like… Dystopian-Romance!!!
Coal: Okay! Follow me! Okay here! My favorite here is “The Nature Reclaiming the Ruins!”
Raven: Mm.. Cute
Coal: Huh?
Raven: I said this one is cute! {she picks up a book quickly} Heh.. Yeah..
Coal: Ahh! I love that one, but you should take this one {he hands her “The Nature Reclaiming the Ruins”}
Raven: Ah.. Yes! That looks.. {she trails off}
Coal: Hot?
Raven: {she touches his arm} Yeah, just like you
Coal: Eh.. No. {he steps away} I’m already in a relationship. And I don’t share.
Raven: We don’t have to tell her…
Coal: Correction. Them. And when I say them, I mean BOTH of them.
Raven: You said you don’t share.
Coal: Yeah, I don’t share with WEIRDOS WHO FLIRT WITH ME WHEN I DON’T EVEN KNOW THEM!
Keigo: {his boss} Shhh Coal. Too loud in a peaceful setting.
Coal: Right. So sorry sir. I’ll do better
Keigo: Good.
Coal: Listen lady, i don’t-
Raven: Come on! What’s wrong with a little fun?
Coal: I- I can’t believe you would even say that!
Raven: What? You don’t like fun? We can change that…
Coal: I like fun with my girls. Not a random chick.
Raven: I can be the third one.
Coal: I’m so glad they aren’t busy right now. Hold up lady
{Texting part} THE GC NAME: Beso De Tres
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Coal: Darlings, can you two pop up at my job?
Nova: Me and Clenn are doing some stuff- Not too busy though. What’s up?
Coal: I just need you both here.. This lady is hitting on me!
Clenn: What is she saying? Flirting kinda hitting on or just very… subtle?
Coal: She’s full on touching my arm and everything! Even saying I “don’t have to tell yall”
Nova: Oh HELL NO. How fast should I drive? 80 mph? 200MPH???
Clenn: Okay… aybe not that fast but make sure she stays there.
Coal: Okay.. Just… Hurry, please.
Clenn: We will, my prince!
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{texting end, then skip to when they’re there}
Nova: Where the hell is she?
Clenn: Calm down sunshine
Nova: No someone is HITTING ON MY- NO OUR TROUBLE!
Clenn: I know but you're going to escalate the situation! Everything's going to be okay.
Nova: Right.. {she huffs} Fine.
Keigo: Hello. What do you need?
Clenn: Looking for Coal, please!
Keigo: Ahh.. Look in dystopian-romance.
N&Cl: Thank you!
Nova: Let’s go princess
Coal: Hey!! Over here!
Raven: {non preppy low tone} Who are they?
Nova: {she pushes her off of him} Back up.
Clenn: {grabs Nova} Stop. Remember what I told you! Civil!
Nova: Right right. Sorry. I just don’t like-
Raven: {she laughs} WOW. THIS IS THEM? YOU COULD’VE DONE SO MUCH BETTER!
Clenn: Okay. That’s too far.
Raven: I mean- It’s a SLUT and a PIG! I can’t believe you would ever date THEM! Over me: The perfect body, perfect outfit, modest women! Hah! I can’t believe this- wow y’all are so funny
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{nova and Clenn say their own lines at the same time}
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Clenn: Okay MEN-MAGNET. Never in your life. EVER Talk about Nova like that again. She’s not just some slut, she’s a loveable woman who just wants to live her life.13Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtuzpUtTSU
Nova: ALRIGHT DUMBASS. Don’t you EVER say something like that about my absolute JEWEL ever again. SHE’S CHUBBY. NOT FAT. And that means better hugs, better cuddles, HELL BETTER LIFE!
Raven: Okay lesbians. How about you just date each other and leave out this hotty so that I can show him all I have to offer!
Coal: L-leave me out? B-But..
Clenn: Are you that slow!?
Nova: Now you’ve gone and fucked it. See you’ve made a huge mistake, and that mistake was pissing my princess off.
Clenn: No we aren’t going to just “Leave him out” he LOVES this relationship! He clearly doesn’t want you! AND HE LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN YOU ARE NEAR. NEVER TALK OR EVEN LOOK AT HIM AGAIN BITCH.
Nova: God you’re hot when you’re mad
Clenn: Thanks love
Raven: SHUT UP! There are only TWO hot people and that’s me and what is your what is your name again?
Nova: Don’t talk to him, you prostitute. Honestly go suck another dude's dick or my silicone one! You’re calling ME a total slut?? At least I'm covered up! You’re wearing booty shorts for fuck sake! I bet you just want another little man-whore to worship you, well NEWS FLASH, COAL ISN’T LIKE THAT! You know what, fuck this, let’s go.
Raven: Fucking bitch, and a fatass, ugh
Clenn: {stops} what did you say? {turn around eye contact the makes her uncomfortable, then after a few seconds jumps at her}
Raven: ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY LADY!?
Keigo: HEY STOP. COAL STOP HER! PEACEFUL! {picks up phone, breakdown cry} 911! Peaceful-
Clenn: YEAH WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT FUCKER?
Raven: STOP!!
Clenn: ONLY IF YOU NEVER HIT ON MY BABY EVER AGAIN!
Nova: {Tries to grab her} STOP REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID! CIVIL!!
Clenn: EAT FLOOR!
Raven: GET OFF ME!!! {cries}
Nova: CIVIL PLEASE GET OFF- I’ll BUY YOU ANY BOOK YOU WANT. JUST GET OFF!!
Raven: WHY ARE YOU GITING HER A BOOK SHE’S CRAZY.
Nova: YOU KNOW, I DON’T HAVE TO HELP YOU DUMBASS. {raven continues to scream, officers come in the library}
Officer 1: OFPD Police!
Officer 2: Hands where I can see them. {they notice C is not getting off of Raven}
Clenn: DUMB MOTHERFU- {officer 1 and 2 both pull Clenn off of Raven} You like the taste of that better than-
Officer 1: Okay that’s enough {he takes Clenn out of the building she’s still screaming}
Clenn: Don’t do it again! That was just a warm up! Don’t try me again!
Officer 2: Are you okay?
Raven: No I’m not “Okay” I just got into a fight!
Nova: Uhh no. You just got your ass beat! {coal is still in shock and Raven is being taken to the hospital}
Keigo: {still crying} Peaceful. If this happens again you’re fired. Peaceful
Nova: Fine! We’ll go home, we don't need you anyway.
{at home}
Nova: I just talked to the police department.
Coal: What did they say? Is she okay?
Nova: Well I have good news and bad news. The good news is that she is going to be okay.
Coal: Good, wh-what’s the bad news?
Nova: She has to stay in jail for 8 whole years!
Coal: What? No-What are we going to do for 8 whole years without her? That’s 8 anniversaries!
Nova: I don’t know, but are you okay with staying here for a few minutes? I forgot my phone at the- uhh police department.
Coal: yeah… yeah…
{at the police station}
Officer: You can see her now.
Nova: Thanks, hey it’s paid! Are you ready to go?
Clenn: Yeah. Thanks for bailing me out. They said that I have to pay a fine.
Nova: Yeah that’s already paid though you don’t have to worry.
Clenn: Sorry again
Nova: Don’t worry about it cutie
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{at home}
Nova: Hey, I have more good news!
Clenn: Hey
Coal: W-
Clenn: Don’t worry I'm fine and everything is paid!
Coal: What-? But how?
Clenn: Nova bailed me out…?
Coal: Wha- but you said that they said that she-
Clenn: What?
Coal: Nova why would you- yo-you think that- i believed that- you- {he hugs Clenn} I glad you’re okay
Clenn: You said that?
Nova: Yeah but I thought it would be funny…
Coal: not funny…
Clenn: {she chuckles} I can’t believe you believed that I would be gone for that long!
Nova: But, you have to forgive me because we forgave Clenn. Right…?
Coal: I- i guess.. But.. let’s not make jokes like that again
Nova: Boundary set! Got it lover boy.
Clenn: He didn’t even notice
Nova: The decor? Yeah I know.
Coal: What- [he notices] Y’all.. Decorated the house for.. Our anniversary?
Nova: Duhh
Clenn: It is a special occasion, no?
Coal: Wow..
Nova: You have no idea what we’re capable of~!
Clenn: yeah that’s the truth!
Nova: I mean seriously we worked so hard!
Clenn: I know I did everything Nova just watched TV!
Nova: NO! THAT’S NOT TRUE!
Coal: I could believe that, my beloved works so hard~
Nova: DON’T LISTEN TO HER, THOSE FEW HOURS IN JAIL MADE HER CRAZY!
Clenn: Okay it was just a joke…
Nova: Exactly!
Clenn: [sad] Anyways here’s you present [brings out the cake]
Coal: Cheer up Amore’! I love it.
Clenn: Thanks-
Nova: Heh! [they all kith] Now! It’s been one whole year together? What are we gonna dooo~?
Coal: Movies and cuddles?
Clenn: Go out to eat?
ALL: Both POLY PARANOIA!
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