Gabby: Come on! You’ll love it!
Clenn: No! I’m fine here
Gabby: Why not?! The club is amazing!
Clenn: Because i- i’d just feel so- awkward
Gabby: I don’t care! All you do is sit and read all day! We’re going! Now come on!
Clenn: Fine, but I only read all day because I have no friends, you know this!
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{Gabby sighs and pulls Clenn out of the door then it cuts to Nova on stage}
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Announcer: And now for the hotshot of every year, she’s not new to this, she’s true to this, she’s the one who teases for fun give it up forrrrr NOVA: The absolute supernova!
Nova: [opening quote] I’ll bring a bit of heat to your life~
{Background music plays. Clenn looks up from her book quickly then looks back at it}
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Gabby: Isn’t she hot? That’s the one girl I come for all the time. Clenn? CLENN! Are you even watching??
Clenn: I guess she is…
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{Gabby snatches the book}
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Clenn: Hey! You can’t just-
Gabby: Watch, look how hypnotic she is. You can have it back when she’s done.
Clenn: Why? You forced me out here! Why do I not get to do what I like to do-
Gabby: SHH! SHE’S STARTING!
Clenn: Fine.
{lil montage of Nova’s performance then Gabby gives the book back and goes to “freshen up” in the restroom and Clenn goes to a corner to read}
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Nova: Hey cutie! Whatcha doing here alone? These floors are dirty ya know. No place for child's play, we get down on these floors- if you catch my drift.
Clenn: {looks up from her book} wha-
Nova: I mean you shouldn’t be sitting on the floor. You’ll get that cute outfit all dirty.
Clenn: {gets up} Sorry I didn’t mean to offend you-
Nova: Ah..- I didn’t mean to make you sad, how about a private show~ to make up for it ya know?
Clenn: What does that even- no thank you!
Nova: Well.. conversation won’t hurt. {she walks her to a table and they sit} Whatcha reading?
Clenn: uhh nothing just a- uhh romance book- it’s kinda good.. I guess-
Nova: No need to be shy! What’s it about? A cute couple or somethin’?
Clenn: It’s more like an enemies to lovers kinda thing. {gets more excited} It’s getting good. They are starting to like each other now and I really like how- i’m talking too much… Sorry I get carried away sometimes…
Nova: No no! It’s fine! I like readin’ too! What’s it called?
Clenn: {looks at cover} The Good Lover’s Snake
Nova: Mhm.. I’ve heard of that! You should read “I’m Too Good for That.” It's amazing!
Clenn: I have that one. I read it about ten times {lightly smiles} It’s my favorite!
Nova: No way! It’s my go to when I’m feeling nerdy!- Not that reading is nerdy of anything just-
Clenn: No no I understand! And really? No one I know has ever read it nor heard of it!
Nova: Hey! We should definitely hang more. Nothing freaky we’re…
Clenn: Book Besties!
Nova: Yeah! Can I have your number?
Clenn: I don’t have a phone- But I know my sister's number! My name is Clenn by the way!
Nova: You know me already! It’s Nova! And who-
Gabby: OMG NOVA! THE SUPERNOVA! I HAVE THE BODY PILLOW OF YOU! AND THE TOY AND THE-
Clenn: What? What toy???
Gabby: {pushes Clenn} Shut Up! Anyways I love you so so so much!
Nova: Okay stop. I was talking to this cutie here.
Gabby: Huh?! But i’m older!-
Nova: Don’t care, hold on cutie, what do you want?
Gabby: I just wanted to say that I love you and can I get a {nudging} Private show.
Clenn: What does that even mean!?
Nova: Such an innocent mind.. And mmm.. No
Gabby: What- why? I’ll pay!!
Nova: I have a right to either triple your pay orr~ I can say no, which one should I say Clenn honey?
Clenn: uhh i- i don’t know… but i liked our conversation and i don’t think that you would like a private show- w-w-whatever that means-
Nova: Well that’s a no then. Now about that number.
Clenn: uhh 686-717-1767
Gabby: That- uh..anyway! Are we leaving now?
Clenn: Uhh o-okay. Bye I’ll text you later!
{Gabby drags her out}
Nova: See ya cutie! Don’t forget!!
{time skipppp to 2067?}
Clenn: SO! You needed me out here? What are we reading?
Nova: Uh..Nothing… Nothing today..
Clenn: Then why do you need me?
Nova: Well.. I’ve been thinking about us.. And being book besties..? I don’t think I can-
Clenn: What? You're going to end our friendship? But why, what did I do? I didn’t mean whatever I did wrong. I’m really sorry, I will never do it again-
Nova: NO! I’m not.. I just
Clenn: Just what!?
Nova: I THINK I LOVE YOU! {she breathes heavily}
Clenn: W-what?
Nova: I-.. I’m sorry I just.. Can’t hide it anymore.
Clenn: No, no it’s fine. I’m glad you told me…
Nova: I know you probably don’t feel the same- but just know it’ll be awhile before the feelings go away.. And I-
Clenn: That’s not it.. I uh..
Nova: I understand. You don’t love me, I get it. If you want or need to be away from me I-
Clenn: Shh quiet..
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{They both sit in the grass, Nova now looks calmer then before}
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Clenn: Now. Before you jump to conclusions, I need you not to take anything I say seriously, It’s hard for me to-
N&CL: Express my (your) feelings
Nova: I know I know..
Clenn: Yes. So when I say these things, they mean the exact opposite mk?
Nova: Mhm!
Clenn: I hate you. I hate you so much and I hate being around you. I like that you’re a stripper, and I want you to keep doing that. That doesn’t matter. I hate you so much and I want to keep seeing you in the club. I hate you, and I can date you because of the club.
Nova: Huh..
Clenn: You get it?
Nova: Yeah.. I gotta stop my career for you to date me? But my fans..
Clenn: We can write stories or make music for them?
Nova: Right! Uh.. Let me quit.
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{she pulls out her phone and calls up the announcer}
Announcer: Hah! Well if it isn’t my favorite Supernova! What do you need sweetie?
Nova: Well! I quit!
Announcer: [spits out water] YOU WHAT?!
Nova: I quit! I can’t keep this up. It’s ruining my relationships. I want a partner and if I keep stripping she won’t be with me so I quit!
Announcer: But what about the fans?! The toys and pillows, everything that you’re just leaving behind! You don’t even have kids to fill your shoes! No one is better than you.
Nova: I-..
Clenn: {she takes the phone} Why are you trying to manipulate her!?
Nova: Clenn!-
Clenn: {passive aggressive} Shh! I got it! Ahem. Like I was saying! She already said she doesn’t want to be in this workforce anymore, and I don’t want her to either! She’s a human being, why are you selling her like she’s some.. Some-! I don’t even know! Animal?! I can’t even believe that you would even allow your workers to give out “private shows” that’s disgusting. And the fact that there’s toys-
Annoncer: Fine fine. Stop yelling, you psycho.
Nova: {takes the phone back} Heh.. Sorry.. But what she said is right. I’ve been… Exposed in ways that I could never imagine being exposed in. And the fact you made exact replicas of my body- had me model for them and everything- is insane. I didn’t know I was signing up for all of that…
Announcer: {frustrated now} Well. It shouldn’t be too hard to find a replacement. I’ll have Zoe replace you. She was always better than you anyway. Bye Nova.
Nova: YOU MOTHER- {end call sound and she sighs} So.. Not good enough am I?
Clenn: Ahemm
Nova: Oh right. So what now?
Clenn: Ask away?
Nova: Seriously?
Clenn: Yup!
Nova: Do you wanna be my girlfriend?
Clenn: YES!!
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{they hug and then time skip to her 26th birthday Clenn is wearing a blind fold and Nova is pulling her to a store}
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Clenn: Where are we going!?!?
Nova: You’ll see cutie!
Clenn: See what?! I’m blind folded!!
Nova: I’ll take it off of you when we get there dummy!
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{They arrive at the Jarns and Kobles (barns and nobles (naw I thought It was half price books 😑)) and then Nova speaks}
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Nova: Readyyy? {she takes the blind fold of and-}
Clenn: NO WAY! JARNS AND KOBLES?? THIS IS THE BEST GIFT EVER!
Nova: Yup! And since I get paid even more money than my old job, you can get whatever you want!
Clenn: BEST DATE EVER! I’M GONNA FIND SOME BOOKS! HANG HERE! I’LL GET 2 OF EACH SO WE CAN READ TOGETHER!
Nova: Mhm, take your time sweetie, there’s no rush.
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{Clenn runs off and Coal walks over}
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Coal: Looking for something?
Nova: {with eyes closed} Nope, just waiting for my partner to come back- {opens them} Woah..
Coal: Hm?
N&CO: Do I- Know you-?
Coal: Nova?
Nova: COAL!? LIKE- COAL WITLOCK FROM COLLEGE??
Coal: NOVA CASTRO?-
{they both stand and hug}
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Nova: I’ve missed you!
Coal: No you forgot about me-
Nova: You know me too well!-
Coal: Yep! Anywho. Did you get that job you always wanted- ya know being a pole dancer.
Nova: Yeah! Well I quit like- a year ago but yeah!
Coal: What happened? You finally got a boyfriend and he didn’t approve?
Nova: Heh- while it’d be nice to have a boyfriend I don’t have one-
Coal: Huh?! So why did-
Clenn: I’M BACK WITH THE- B-books..
Nova: Ahh! There you are!
Coal: New bestie I see-
Nova: Nope! New girlfriend!
Clenn: Heh..
Coal: [GASP] WHAT?! YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE LESBI-
Nova: I’m not- I’m pan!
Clenn: I’m Clenn! So nice to meet you!
Coal: I’m Coal! It’s nice to meet an old friend’s partner! You know she was always so boy crazy when we were younger! You gotta be like- 26 now huh?
Nova: Heh.. Right on the dot- But my 27th is coming in…
Clenn: Exactly a month, your birthday is on November 11th
Cl&Co: And today is October 11th. So exactly a month away
Nova: Gosh.. You two are really alike heh..-
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{Clenn looks a bit frustrated while Coal looks happy and Nova flustered}
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Nova: Y-you should totally come to my- our house next month!
Clenn: {passive aggressive} Mhm! Nova. Can I talk to you? Alone.
Nova: Yeah! Yeah.. Hold on a second Coal-
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{They walk away for a bit to talk, Clenn looks very upset}
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Clenn: I need you to be honest with me
Nova: Mhm! No problem cutie!
Clenn: Are you.. Eyeing Coal?
Nova: W-WHAT??
Clenn: Do you like coal? I won’t be mad.
Nova: Uhm.. Yes.. Kinda.. I love you so much- but I like Coal too- I- I don’t know what to do I-
Clenn: Calm yourself. I’m not upset, just don’t cheat on me and I’ll be happy.
Nova: Yes ma’am!
Clenn: Good.
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{they walk back over}
Nova: Anyway. You got that librarian job you always wanted
Coal: I know! I just don’t have those partners I wanted
Clenn: Partners?- With an s?
Nova: He’s always wanted 2. 2 guys, 2 girls, 1 guy 1 girl, you know the deal.
Coal: I’m omni! I like girls more than guys but I’ll settle for anything! And I think It’d be fun!
Nova: I’ve never really thought about it-
Clenn: I have-
Nova: Really?? But you-
Clenn: Quiet! D-DON’T EXPOSE ME!
Nova: Mhm-
Coal: Anyway I gotta get to work, bye lovebirds~
Clenn: Bye Coal.
Nova: Bye Charcoal!
Coal: Bye Supernova! And Clumsy Clenn!
Nova: Are you ready to go?
Clenn: Mhm!
{they leave and we skip to them talking about Coal}
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Nova: What do you feel about him
Clenn: Nothing really- I mean- He’s a librarian so he’s kinda cool-
Nova: Mhm..
Clenn: It’s fine if you like him! I swear.
Nova: Sure
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{ANOTHER TIME SKIP TO A YEAR LATER WHERE CLENN LIKES COAL}
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Clenn: Uh.. Nova..
Nova: Huh!? WHAT’D I DO? We’ve been dating for 2 years now! You only call me that when I do something wrong!
Clenn: Sorry love bug, I just wanted your attention- Uh.. about Coal.
Nova: Yes?
Clenn: Uh.. I have a problem
Nova: Nonono! Not now! I love you!
Clenn: No you idiot. I like him now too!
Nova: I’m sorry just!- {GASP} YOU DO?!
Clenn: Shush! Uh.. I don’t know how he feels about us though-
Nova: NONO! This is PERFECT!
Clenn: How-?
Nova: YOU’LL SEE!
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{Coal knocks at the door}
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Coal: Open up! I heard it was an emergency!
Nova: HE’S HERE!!
Clenn: W-what?!
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{Nova opens the door and Coal quickly comes in}
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Coal: What’s the problem? Is Clenn pregnant? I always knew she was a little chubby.
Clenn: I-..
Nova: WHAT THE HELL COAL!?
Coal: S-SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW YOU’D GET SO OFFENDED THAT I WANT TO PEAK INTO Y’ALLS RELATIONSHIP!
Clenn: I’m not pregnant, I’m just chubby!
Nova: And the cutest girl I’ve ever seen!
Clenn: Right! And the cute- wait wha-?
Nova: ANYWAY! CLENN LIKES YOU! I LIKE YOU! YOU LIKE US! LET’S DO THIS THING!
Coal: Did you seriously invite me to have a threesome with y’all?
Nova: DUH DOI- Wait what. No. I- No we want you to be an addition to our relationship!
Clenn: Nova- What if he doesn’t-
Nova: Oh he does!~ I mean he said so much in the messages, like “she’s so cute I want to fu-”
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Nova: WELL SHE WAS DOUBTING THAT YOU LIKED HER!
Coal: THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU-
Clenn: I would let you tho- AH- W-WHY DO YOU CHOOSE NOW TO STOP ARGUING?
Nova: {GASP} Clenn my darling~! I didn’t know you were so.. daring~
Coal: I knew I liked you 2, just didn’t know how to say it..
Nova: I knew too! I’ve known you wayyyyy toooooo long!
Clenn: So.. We’re a throuple now?-
Nova: UH- COAL?
Coal: Of course honeys- Or.. Babies? Or- Uhh.. What.. do i-
Nova: Anything- But I suggest giving each other different names to answer to!
Clenn: Yeah!
{Then it fades to present, they are all eating dinner}
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Nova: That’s how I remember it!
Clenn: Mhm!
Coal: Well yeah that’s how we got together but what about our break up and the bad times? The times we all felt the..
All: Poly Paranoia
Clenn: Every couple- throuple has ups and downs!
Nova: Very optimistic you are Cariño
Coal: Mhm! Our baby is very optimistic. And an even bigger plus is that she’s super cute!
Clenn: {almost whining} Stop teasingggg!
N&CO: we are not teasing! We’re telling you the truth!
Clenn: you guys are teasing! T-e-a-s-i-n-g
Coal: we know how to spell…
Nova: Who's we? You don’t know how to spell.
Clenn: HE doesn’t know how to spell?
Coal: I do! She’s just lying!
Nova: how do you spell vanilla?
Clenn: That's an easy word.. Unless he has a memory of a paper sheet.
Coal: uh.. B-A-N-I-L-L-A?
Nova; it’s with a V not a B!
Clenn: he does have a memory of a paper sheet..
Coal: {whining} no i don’t!
N&CL: yes you do..
Clenn: he’s worse.. I think he has a memory of a dead fish.
Nova: you think?
Coal: {offended} i do not have a memory of a paper sheet OR a dead fish..
Nova: Righttt…
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{We carry on to the characters and their intros}
Nova: Hey-o! I’m Nova Castro! Ooo that rhymed! I’m pansexual, 28, and the middle or the one that- evens things out in the relationship! I like making music, writing stories, riding my motorcycle, playing guitar and more! My mom is a stripper and my dad is a business man. I used to follow after my mom but that was until Clenn saved me. I may be a bit of a freak but I swear I’m a sweetheart!~ I’ll change everyone’s lives in the best way possible. The problem is that I suck at communication when I’m mad at others or if they’re mad at me. Anyway, I work the most and have the most money out of the 3 of us! I love cooking- Clenn and Coal do the cleaning- My parents hate that I quit, but I get more money making music and doing motorcycle racing! Oh! And I'm the switch in our relationship! Hint hint, wink wink nudge nudge. All in all, I love my cute bunny and my handsome devil!
Clenn: Hello! I’m Clenn Anderson! I’m bisexual, I'm also 27! I’m the youngest so I always bring the fun conversations to the table and I’m the ear of the group listening to everything not telling a soul and even cleaning the house all the time! It’s never dirty! I love getting my nails done and creating the designs, I also love sweets and drawing in my free time, and so much more! When I was younger I always got picked on because of my size… so I started stress eating… and gained a lot of weight and have a horrible self image. But after meeting Nova, I started taking care of myself! If we talk about jobs, I'm on the look for a good at home job or maybe even a career! Anyways I feel lots of warmth for my love bug and my sunshine.
Coal: Hey! I’m Coal Whitlock! I’m omnisexual, 29, and top.. bottom for Nova.. or the one that protects the others in our relationship! I like books, writing, studying literature, and more. I used to live in a very broke household but now with all my scholarships and my skills; I actually became kinda rich.. Well not really rich but it still helped! Nova honestly supplies most of the money or whatever I really LOVE writing stories. I literally published my book which made me gain a lot of money so I could help my family out! I absolutely adore my angel and my hot shot!
All: POLY PARANOIA!
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