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I was getting more and more annoyed as the seconds ticked by and still there was no movement from the front door.
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I began pondering whether I should wait
a little longer or just give up and sneak inside through a window even though that would definitely be a pain in the ass, when the door started moving. Carefully, I positioned myself so that no one could see me unless they were consciously looking for me. My hideout was not perfect. As a matter of fact it was just a little space behind some trashcans, but it was enough to fit my 5'2 and 110 pound self.
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Through the door a tall man appeared. He seemed to be in his mid 50s but I couldn't be sure of it because the alley had no light, though that was exactly why I had chosen this hiding place.
The man stepping outside began to turn to close the door shut and I started moving.
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I silently moved towards the unsuspecting man, making sure to stay in his blind spots all the time. When I was close enough to smell his cologne, which, by the way reeked of desperation and bad choices mixed with the heavy scent of vodka, I reached into my pocket, where my preselected rock layed and picked it up. I quickly threw the rock far away from me and into the dark alley littered with trash and highly suspicious puddles which I rather not think about.
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The man, who had been looking for his keys and failing miserably, much to my amusement, heard the noise and started wobling towards it, almost falling a few times when he tripped over pieces of thrash.
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While he was too busy trying to keep his balance and squinting into the dark alley to look for the source of the noise, which he had previously tripped over, I quickly turned the doorknob and entered the house. I silently closed back the door.
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A few seconds later the drunk man returned and after a while I heard the sound of the lock turning and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
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" I did it, now all that's left is to get the documents"
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I looked around and saw that everything was in disarray. There were empty vodka bottles everywhere. Papers spread all over an extremely ugly blue carpet and posits with stupid nonsense written on them all over the gray walls. It would take a lifetime to search through it all, but luckily this seemed to be the foyer and since my goal were highly classified documents I highly doubted they would be here.
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As I made my way through the house searching for the study I passed through the kitchen, which didn't seem to be used very often and since I hadn't had dinner yet and was very hungry I started to look around for food since I new the man had left for his favourite pub and would be gone for a few hours and his partner was out of town. At least that is what I found out after stalking them for a few months.
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"Well, I guess the documents will have to wait until I find some food" I muttered.
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I opened the fridge but there was nothing edible there. I was about to give up and resume my task when I spotted some food on the counter and grabbed a slice of what I supposed was pizza from a container laying on a granite counter and put it in my mouth.
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" Ug, this sucks, I hate pepperoni on pizza"
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I immediately spit out the pizza in my mouth into a nearby bin and decided I couldn't let that mounstrousity survive, so I bravely picked it up and threw the whole container with the aberration in it into the bin.
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" Why do people ask for pepperoni on pizza? It's one of the worst pizzas in the world!"
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After looking at the pizza one last time I scowled and continued searching for the study.
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After opening and closing a few doors and getting a lifetime of trauma after finding a lot of receipts from the nearby pizza place for pizza with pepperoni on it I finally arrived at the study. It was as dark as the rest of the house but I didn't dare turn on the light. I was a thief after all, and one of the first things I learned was that you should never turn on the light. Unfortunately I learned that the hard way when a neighbor called the cops on me,. Luckily I managed to scape but I didn't want to repeat the experience, so I took out my phone and started searching through the documents on the desk. After a while I began to get frustrated.
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"There's nothing usefully in here, it's all stupid legal documents".
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It made sense, since the house owner was a paralegal, but still why did he have to have so many boring, technical documents that I swore were made to confuse and make you question your own sanity?
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Just as I was about to give up a sentence from the papers seemed to jump at me: Blue death
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" That's it" I exclaimed very excited. I finally found it, the gem that would make everything right again. Now I just needed to find it.
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I quickly picked up the document and started reading. After skimming through it a bit and making sure there were no other important documents, which there weren't, I began smiling smugly and hid the document inside my bra. Then I silently opened the window in the study and stared at the street down below.
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"Damn paranoid human, if it weren't for his paranoia I could have easily picked up the lock, but nooo, it's no fun if it isn't easy"
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I huffed, annoyed at the fact that the punny human had placed so many magic spells on the door I had no other choice but to use the window on the second floor to get out of here. I had tried to open all the other windows and except for the ones on the second floor the rest were shut closed with heavy magic spells on them, which I didn't have the ability to brake.
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This was a major inconvenience for me since I didn't want to use my magic but there was no other choice. If I didn't use it my legs may not break in the fall, but I would definitely get hurt and I couldn't afford that now that I was so close to achieving my goal.
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"Well, I guess there really is no other way out" I said and then I gathered my shadows into my feet and jumped into the street below, landing gently on the opposite side of the alley.
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Grinning, I mingled with the passerbys and slowly started making my way to my rented apartment. Finally, after years of searching I had a lead.
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I was going to find that gem and make everything right.
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