Sci Fi Picture
FADE IN:
EXT. CITY - DAY
CHAOS
Lots of explosions.
Air crafts zoom through the air.
SUPERB: BABYLON 2071.
EXT. FIELD OF CROPS - DAY
An air craft zooms through the air. A vietnamese guy standing in a field full of crops aims his gun at the aircraft and opens fire.
As smoke comes out of the air craft, the air crafts flies in a pattern and leaves a trail of smoke that reads: NOW THAT WAS A STUPID MOVE!!!
The air craft plummets down and lands on the Vietnamese guy, then explodes.
A bunch of terrorist open fire at another air craft as it zooms through the air.
The air craft crash lands onto a street in a residential area.
The pilot gets out of the air craft and dashes over to a lemonade stand where a little girl is sailing lemonade.
LITTLE GIRL106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSaW4Kqho6
Would you like to buy a cup of lemonade?
PILOT106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IQTZUhV7z
Yes.
The pilot draws money out of his pocket, pays the girl, picks up a cup of lemonade, and drinks it. The lemonade squirts out of the holes in his body.
PILOT106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TaZggltPI
Auh oh.
The pilot falls dead.
The little girl screams.
FURTHER DOWN THE STREET
CHAOS
A riot is going on.
Bad guys open fire at each other from two buildings across the street from one another.
Three armored cops wearing black armor, show up on motor cycles dressed like the judges in the movie Judge Dredd.
Rioters, a few at a time, look to see the three armored cops and scamper off.
The three armored cops get off of their motor cycles.
FIRST ARMORED COP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYlJNanohq
I am. . . The law!!! Throw down your weapons and prepare to be judged!!!106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2y3LIdLxHe
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTbLQPg7Yc
And no I'm NOT saying this to imitate Judge Dredd...106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rk2aZSvMy
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpycoX9bWlB
Because I being the law am more dreadful than HIM!
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS FROM FITH FLOOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGOKdZu0jc
Judge this!!
All bad guys on the fifth floor open fire.
The ammunition from their guns hit the ground near the feet of the armored cops, causing them to move their feet to dodge the ammo.
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS FROM FITH FLOOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieo9wlA5bG
(to the armored cops.)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkPnoZvuO0
DANCE! DANCE!!! DANCE!!! Come on you can dance better than that!
A bad guy pushes a button on a CD player, playing the song CAN'T STOP THE FEELING, by "Justin Timberlake."
The three armored cops start doing a dance routine.
The bad guys cheer them on.
Next, the armored cops start break dancing.
The bad guys laugh while cheering the armored cops on.
The three armored cops cease from dancing.
One of the armored cops open fire at the CD player, destroying it.
The bad guys complain in ad-libs.
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS FROM FITH FLOOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hyMjUNz7A
HEY, THAT CD PLAYER WAS AN ANTIQUE!!!
The other bad guys respond angrily in agreement in ad-libs.
FIRST ARMORED COP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5Jln7GxtX
The shows over! 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXXNeHuza3
(to the bad guys)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSN7NP051Fe
YOU GUYS ARE UNDER ARREST!!!! WE'RE COMING INSIDE TO GET YOU!
The armored cops scamper into the building.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE BAD GUYS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZXYlDeGBm
(meaning the armored cops)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssR1bHK7yX
They had some cool moves. And now they don't wanna dance! Man,106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VSF3jygK7
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfoXgPGAaT
...those armored cops dressed like those judges in the movie Judge Dredd SUCK!
INT. HALLWAY OF BUILDING - DAY
The three armored cops creep along a wall while aiming their guns.
FIRST ARMORED COP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvKFrsrgiv
Man, this feels like the place where people go if they die without accepting Jesus, which is hell.
The second armored cop grabs the first armored cop by the color and rams him against the wall.
SECOND ARMORED COP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp80ldZluCQ
Seriously! Will you shut the heck up with all the Jesus stuff!?!
The second armored cop finally lets go of the first armored cop.
THIRD ARMORED COP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0S5WVytgC
(to first armored cop)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04I29rj1RF
Yeah, shut up you twat!
FIRST ARMORED COP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocXNHkjJdn
Guys! You're letting that demonic warlock Grumpy and his demonic warlocks control your minds!
GRUMPY, who's a demonic looking Demon Warlock, laughs.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySKqxTbJG5
You guys are fighting each other. I love that.
FIRST ARMORED COP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntprDqC7F7
(meaning grumpy)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQhPXurSct
It's Grumpy, the lead Demon Warlock.
The three armored cops realize what they're doing, then immediately aim their guns at Grumpy.
THIRD ARMORED COP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAaiH6p2H5
Grumpy, we hate it that you're convincing humans to shoot at each other and destroy each other.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oB7wxOZX6
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzBXzUmLz3
And the Christian people you can't control, you took them hostage. Where are the hostages!?~!
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iGYK8mc8o
Lets see, the hostages. . . Screw you! The hostages are gone!
FIRST ARMORED COP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoUHImCrwX
Okay, well prepare to be put on ice. Get into the cold sleep chamber!
The three armored cops aim their guns at Grumpy. Grumpy gets inside of the cold sleep chamber.
The three guys lock the door and stand against the door while breathing a sigh of relief.
SECOND ARMORED COP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EKqyf1yGa
That was WAY too easy.
Suddenly, Grumpy stabs the three men through the door. They yell in agony.
SECOND AND THIRD ARMORED COP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllGquVFQNY
Lord forgive us of our sins. We confess and believe you died on the cross to save us. Please save us.
The three armored cops die.
Grumpy holds up a hockey mask while laughing, when suddenly, he freezes.
FADE TO BLACK:
WHITE PRINT ON BLACK: 250 years later.
Drums could be heard.
Suddenly, the screen reads: FEDERAL NETWORK like in the movie Star Ship Troopers, only with a gold image of a cooked turkey instead of an eagle.
PRODUCER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzz4e0z2dTB
Hold up, cut cut cut! Stop the music please!
The producer, a green guy with long red hair, steps onto the set.
PRODUCER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksUlyNIizc
This part of the movie is making fun of Star Ship Troopers, right?
CAMERA MAN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnT44kZCIWZ
Right.
PRODUCER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UgydMWJu5
Then lets make fun of it the way it should be made fun of. Put a symbol of an eagle, not a cooked turkey!
The screen once again reads: Federal Network. This time it's with a gold image of an eagle.
PRODUCER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDRR2s88Oq
Start the music back.
The music starts back playing.
SCREEN SHOWS a bunch of troops lined up.
The words: 'JOIN UP NOW' appears on the screen.
MAN'S VOICE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tPgaZQLm0
People are joining up from all over the galaxy and are doing their part.
ONE OF THE TROOPS LINED UP.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywj9mUzpqu
I'm doing my part.
EXT. BOOT CAMP TRAINING GROUNDS - DAY
Troops are lined up in front of a drill instructor. The drill instructor turns to the camera.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kl5jzocXr
(yelling at the top of his lungs)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexmPjJADWM
I'M DOING MY PART!!!!
The camera lenses cracks from the loud sound of the drill instructor yelling.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
A troop get's shot, then turns to the camera.
SOLDIER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcymbL4lZi
Looks like I'm done doing my part!
The soldier falls to the ground and dies.
CAMERA PANS to show the enemy soldiers.
ENEMY SOLDIERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡup2jrm1VwE
We're doing our part too. Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!
CAMERA SHOWS the lined up troops saying in ad-libs "Awww shut up!" and throwing balled up pieces of paper.
Balled up pieces of paper hit the enemy soldiers.
The enemy soldiers take off running.
MAN'S VOICE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ4AMfnk56
They're doing their part. Are you?
Screen shows lined up troops.
MAN'S VOICE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRKHMjTFYO
Join the Federal Service. . .
A roach crawls on the ground.
MAN'S VOICE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuAjazaSMM
Service guarantees citizenship.
One of the troops lined up spots the roach.
LINED UP TROOP.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7BO2Ty9qk
A bug!!!
All the troops fire at the roach.
The roach turns upside down and dies.
MAN'S VOICE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjYdGTk5CT
And you'll make a good bug exterminator too I forgot to mention. Would you like to know more?
EXT. A BEACH - DAY
There are a few palm trees. Two suns could be seen in the back ground.
WILBERT WADO, Caucasian male with a funny hair style, scampers on screen.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqimlksOyN
Welcome to Paradise! You are all invited to enter a contest to win an all expense paid trip to Earth Three. Many will enter, few will win.
Scone, a guy with long hair, TRICKY, a guy with blue hair, and TRUE, a guy with red hair, scamper on screen next to Wilbert Wado.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFShjOrPbn
Keep watching the Wilbert Wado With the Goof Troop 2400 show. And you may win a trip here on Earth Three with me and my Goof Troop.
Wilbert Wado does the running man to the rock music that starts playing.
Scone, Tricky, and True join in on doing the running man.
EXT. CITY - MORNING
SIMON PHONIX, black man, (40's) tall, gold hair, is in the communication booth typing, is distracted as he sees Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop on a distant holographic media screen doing the running man.
Bystanders are entertained while laughing.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJTdxztmRr
(meaning the bystanders who are laughing)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYJSJ0lJ3V
Idiots. That advertisement is not funny.
SUPERB: the city of SANDWICH ANGELES
The bystanders suddenly cease from laughing and look at Simon while intimidated and disappointed, then go about their business.
Simon goes back to typing in the booth.
A bunch of police cars, each having SANDWICH ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT written on the doors with an image of a sandwich, pull up surrounding Simon Phonix.
The cops, who are all different intelligent life forms, get out of the cars, each eating a sandwich. The cops set their sandwiches down.
LEAD OFFICER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfclVTACnM
Simon Phonix, lay face down on the ground, with your hands in the air.
Simon turns around looking at the cops weird.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6f0mp0uqY5
Now that just made no sense. . .
Silence.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj68hNSdJ5q
What's the matter, you guys don't talk with logic anymore?
The lead officer presses a button on his watch.
LEAD OFFICER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqacgM540j
(to watch; Meaning Simon)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp60OkjNtZZ
Maniac responded with sarcasm. Something the police officers forgot to use in the movie Demolition Man in the scene when they first tried to apprehend Simon PHOENIX in SAND Angeles.
THE WATCH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn3atsS60Z
Demand maniac stand on his hands, add the words; 'or else'
LEAD OFFICER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTDwXgiWQt
Simon Phonix, lay down, I mean, stand on your hands, with your hands in the air, or else.
THE WATCH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFtBVQek7C
(to the cop)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKM9g8njK7
NO you IDIOT!!!
Simon Phonix turns around looking angry.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CjLN6R6GZ
Aright you George McFly wanna bee's, you asked for it, and now you're going to get it.
BIFF, a huge looking white guy, looking like the Biff from back to the future, taps Simon Phonix on the shoulders.
BIFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNYmfYGtye
Hey, that's my line, butt head!
Simon Phonix hits Biff, knocking him out.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7h8Sr1pBOM
Shut up!
LEAD OFFICER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpqngAyw7f
Okay, let's get him.
Two officers run up to Simon. Simon kicks both of them in the head with a spinning heel kick. The officers spin around, turn cart wheels, turn back hand springs, stand on their feet.
TWO OFFICERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvE392vzOOV
Woooooaaaaa!!!
They both fall to the ground knocked out.
Two officers get back in their car. Simon runs for the car.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkpWVQx1bR
Wait for me.
Simon jumps and lands on the window, breaking it. Simon grabs one of the cops, pulls him up and lets him fly into a tree.
Suddenly, a fire engine shows up. The firemen runs up to the tree.
FIRE MAN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3kMajAE3T
I'll help you down!
The branch breaks. The cop and the branch falls onto the fireman, causing him to pass out.
COP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0XbOzwrep
That won't be necessary.
The cop passes out. A cat lands on its feet in front of the cop and the fireman and walks off screen.
The second cop, who's a tough cop, gets out of the car, tares off his shirt revealing his upper body and gets into his fighting stance.
TOUGH COP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLqPr5os5J
Come on!
Simon rips off his shirt and puts up his guard.
Tough cop throws a jab. Simon parries it. Tough Cop throws another jab. Simon parries it. Tough Cop clinches Simon and goes to bite his ear.
A reff steps in between them.
REFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25SWcAvpQY
Uhhh Uhhh. None of that stuff. . .
The reff pulls out a salt shaker.
REFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk2vEld5S3
(meaning the shaker of salt)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPc9NtEjDV
Not without this.
Tough cop takes the shaker of salt.
A girl in a Mc.Donalds uniform offers them fries.
MC.DONALDS GIRL106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrQxZ7fuO4
Would you like fries with your order?
Both Tough Cop and Simon hit the girl, knocking her out.
A GUY IN A WENDY'S UNIFORM106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthsFHa2MSp
Hey!!
Simon and the Tough Cop simultaneously punch the guy in the Wendy's uniform, knocking HIM out.
GUY IN JACK IN A BOX UNIFORM106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFu34a31Cl
She just offered you guys fries!
Both the Tough Cop and Simon simultaneously punch the guy in the Jack In A Box uniform.
The Mc Donald's happy meal guys run up to Simon and the Tough Cop.
MC DONALD'S HAPPY MEAL GUYS.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8Tnrjd5jM
Okay stop it right now! OR you guys won't get happy meal toys!
The Tough Cop and Simon punches the happy meal guys, knocking them out.
TOUGH COP AND SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82gOsw1m5K
(speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uPSqnpTlB
Do we look like kids!?!
The Tough Cop and Simon turn to look at the Mc Donald's nugget puppets.
TOUGH COP AND SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsDEWoD2n3
(speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM2HdncZOU
Ya want some of us too!?!
THE NUGGETS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuZyiXbDPX
No! WE'RE CHICKEN!
The nuggets take off running.
Suddenly, Ronald ~Mc-Donald, Jack from Jack in a Box, and Colonel Sanders from KFC show up. This is just like the night club scene from the movie Romeo Must Die.
Simon and the Tough Cop get into their fighting stance.
Ronald Mc-Donald, Jack, and Colonel Sanders get into their karate fighting stance.
Just like in the night club scene in the movie Romeo Must Die, Ronald Mc-Donald, Jack, and Colonel Sanders come at Simon and the Tough Cop with karate kicks.
Simon and the Tough Cop block the kicks Ronald Mc-Donald, Colonel Sanders, and Jack execute. With one blow each, Simon and the Tough Cop knock Colonel Sanders, Ronald Mc-Donald, and Jack out.
DEAFENING SOUNDS of sirens suddenly...
Here comes some flying cop motor cycles being ridden by cops who are dressed like judges in the movie Judge Dredd.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggYKGBGDgQ
Oh no! Who called the Judges.
A person dressed as a Winner Snitcles hot dog shows up.
THE HOT DOG106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhGgfuBrd9
I did. Cause106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEkFTKPrc4
(Singing)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD9U7HtVsA
Duwinner Snitcles is not just a hot dog anymore!
Both Simon and the cop punch the guy in the hot dog costume, knocking him out.
THE JUDJES.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeL9kHFaz90
(speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdARCMPybiM
I knew they'd do that.
Biff sits up.
BIFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7JM1javhX
(to everyone fighting)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcajJPljewn
BUTT HEADS!
Biff passes back out.
The song WORD UP by "Cameo" starts to play.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. EXOTIC CLUB - DAY
Song continues.
ATILLA, Caucasian female, 32, tall, dances while sitting on a swing that's swinging back an forth. A guy is squirting her with a water hose just like in the movie Barb Wire.
One of the guys in the audience stand up.
GUY IN THE AUDIANCE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpVrkzD480
Come on! Take it off! Take it all off!
Atilla takes off her shoe and points at the guy.
GUY IN THE AUDIANCE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8P6wMbGyG
AUH come on Babe!
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLKThkEpFZ
Don't call me babe!
Atilla attempts to throw her shoe at the guy, but the water hits the shoe, causing it to fly back and hit Atilla in the head, knocking her out.
GUY WITH THE WATER HOSE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9695Bq2uX
(meaning Atilla)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqnq5R1Ckx
DON'T CALL HER BABE!!!
The guy with the water hose sprays the guy standing up. The water pressure knocks him down.
Suddenly, sparks come from where the hose is connected, being that the machine is malfunctioning.
GUY WITH THE WATER HOSE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTOa2EH2HH
Ahh Ohhh, the hose is out of control!
The water hose starts wetting many patrons. People panic while trying to avoid the water.
A dirty guy enters the club.
DIRTY GUY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEf1QS2ZkCT
Boy I could use a bath.
Water squirts him, knocking him down.
A guy on fire dashes through the kitchen door. Water squirts him, putting the fire out.
A grimlin sits at a table.
GRIMLIN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmJsinW64z
NEVER GET US WET!! Or we'll multiply... like Bae Bae's kids.
Water squirts the grimlin, knocking it out of the chair.
Atilla gets up and starts walking back stage.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FkSnub9RK
If one more person calls me babe.
EXT. BACK YARD OF CLUB - AFTERNOON
DISCO, early (30's), three green eyes, dirty blond hair, sits while talking to a guy with two heads, RAY and CHARLES.
RAY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuGPmSQWcN
Disco, we have a problem in the club.
CHARLES106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw78up41i6J
Everything is all wet.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXAh2m34vh
The only thing that should be wet is Atilla on the stage imitating Pamela Anderson in the movie Barb Wire.
RAY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGmCpbj90z
Well more than Atilla got wet, sir.
CHARLES106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8V4tOTCGe
The whole club is wet.
RAY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpROXklkRe1
And someone called Atilla babe!
Disco stands up and draws a gun.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwgS4r0H52
I'll take care of him.
Suddenly, Atilla exits the club with a gun pointed at them.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsMzxBQKBL
Hold it! Drop your weapon! All three of you, or should I say both of you, are under arrest for smuggling drugs.
RAY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTt2gy74oH
What proof do you have?
CHARLES106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS12tt7iI5P
Yeah, what proof do you have?
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUHY2fTIpm
Shut up Ray and Charles! You guys are under arrest!
Disco tries to shoot Atilla, but a sign that reads "BANG" emerges from the gun.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKKJzbh0IN
Huh, your gun is fake!
Atilla pulls the trigger on her gun. A sign that reads "Bang" emerges from her gun as well.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVKiXX1ZHo
Huh, so is yours. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhA3NoFh8i
(to Ray and Charles)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFr043MDltJ
Ray, Charles, get her!
Ray and Charles come at Atilla throwing punches.
Atilla blocks the punches. Ray and Charles spin around while attempting to hit Atilla with a back fist. Atilla blocks the strike, then kicks Ray and Charles in the face one at a time. Both hit the ground out cold.
Disco comes at Atilla turning flips, then executes punches and kicks that Atilla blocks.
Atilla picks up Disco, swings him around, and throws him onto a table.
Suddenly, raging water bursts through the club walls, washing everything away. Atilla climbs onto a huge floating peace of wood. Disco climbs onto a floating peace of wood.
This is just like the scene in the movie Jumangi.
An alligator swims past them. Four people in a river raft pass them while peddling. Bumbish looking guys on jet ski's like the ones in the Movie Water World passes them while smoking.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71JiIMHle8
(meaning the guys on Jet Ski's)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnik0GjKqGZ
The smokers just like the ones in the movie Water World.
Smoke gets blown in Disco's face from off screen. Disco coughs and waves the smoke away.
Suddenly, Disco and Atilla wash ashore.
Atilla pulls a gun on Disco.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIafVb4bx6
You're under arrest.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdN2ZqggiuJ
How do I know the gun is loaded.
Atilla fires the gun into the air.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vOodfa0yW
That's how you know.
A Teridacto falls out of the sky and lands in front of them.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3EvDFwGLR
Oops!
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa731ELbst6
I thought those things were extinct.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALviXeA57S
They are now.
Atilla aims the gun at Disco.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEiitUL9L2
Put your hands up.
Disco looks as he hears millions of creatures.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRAOZAY4jQ
What the heck?
Atilla looks. They see 1,000 Grimlins standing before them.
GRIMLINS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyGQvlzCpc
I told you not to get me wet. We multiply like Bae Bae's kids!
The Grimlins all let out an evil laughter.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGBQQjy2uO
Yes. And you guys also can't come out in the sunlight either. It kills you.
The Grimlins look up at the two suns in the purple sky, scream, and become bones.
Suddenly three police cars land in their area.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdXb88hIKW
Oh no.
Cops get out of the cars.
ONE OF THE COPS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK32OYgMtRS
Come on Disco, you're under arrest.
As Disco spits on the ground, the cops stare at him for a few seconds.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReRfr7iU2w
Just give me my freaking phone call!
ONE OF THE COPS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXEzFyGv7z
(to Disco)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTsIAXO7xG
Stupid! This is the 24th century. We communicate through telecomunicators now! Now get your hands up so we can hand cuff you and take you to jail!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE COPS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCc21Ns917
And you must think you're Clairance Boddigaur from RoboCop! Spitting on the ground and telling us to give you your phone call.
Disco looks confused.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcIhTlCyB8
Who?
Disco puts his hands up. Atilla cuffs him.
The door to the police car opens.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhujqKXQLc4
Wait. Aren't you gonna read me my rights!
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVZYN2M1Gg
Yeah. You have a right to enjoy the ride in the back of the police unit! And we're not playing your favorite disco song on the radio!
Disco sighs in frustration.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOGuvaFgaM
This is like being in outer space without a protective suit... it sucks!
Atilla and the police look at Disco funny.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOWGTGLC4f
Don't you guys know your astronomy? The vacuum in outer space SUCKS the air out of you and you'll die.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqEsOA0E9v
Ohh.
The officer's laugh.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrOUnKjhbe
You know, Disco, that was really funny.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UZbheUEn5
Oh, so I guess I'm free to go then?
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmukykACzjv
Nope! ...wasn't THAT funny.
Atilla throws Disco into the police car. The door closes.
EXT. AN ALLY - DAY
A flying van lands in an alley.
As the doors open, SAI, Chinese male, medium height, heavy set, MONK, Chinese male, long hair, medium height, and INFANTRY, 5'7", Caucasian, eye patch on one eye and a blade for a right arm, step out of the van with three alien beings.
All six men enter through a facility.
INT. THE BUILDING - CONTINUOUS.
A bunch of folded clothes are everywhere. The six men approach a desk, where a slightly bald blue skinned man named BARTABE stands.
BARTABE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28xja1Z8oN
Ya got my cash?
Infantry puts the brief case on the desk.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3YXuF8d8F
Half.
BARTABE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhh2Rn3zbR
Why half?
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXeUCRJCQS
We wanna look out for ourselves.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjJVZkqXkX
When we get out of here safely, we'll call you and tell you where the rest of your money is.
BARTABE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyB2zBevUlp
You think I'm really stupid. You got that line from the movie Street Fighter.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTMu6XRCQ3
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1HFraXpQE
The scene when Ken and Ryu tried to trick Victor Segat this exact same way.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3N8o0QVVm
Auh great... Just our luck. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkayuNVT0s
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBAvgDL6pW
Bartabe watches too many sci fi pictures too.
BARTABE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tnnjXV8kq
Sci fi picture?106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGiHPLYadS
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0jqu45y4A
Street Fighter is a movie based off of a video game that's over 300 years old you idiot.
SAI, INFANTRY, AND MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYyoML0eBX
(yelling simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPBlrY9R01
WE KNOW THAT!
Bartabe slightly jumps in fright at the sound of Sai, Infantry, and Monk yelling.
Bartabe and the aliens aim their guns at Monk, Infantry, and Sai.
BARTABE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokvmwtWuGj
I hope you're happy. Because you just ruined our deal.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJziVRgMEx
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dqdWkYMlM
...by YELLING at me!
Bartabe and the aliens open fire at Sai, Monk, and Infantry, causing force fields to appear around them and protect them.
ONE OF THE ALIENS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKrQwNIIgF
They have force fields!
Everyone puts down their weapons.
BARTABE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWulftCtg7Q
(to Sai, Infantry, and Monk)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEnrgDuUWy
I hope you three are ready to get your butts kicked.
Everyone gets into their fighting stances.
Two of the aliens try attacking Sai. Sai blocks the punches and kicks of both people and bump their heads together.
Bartabe tries to run away.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sgmjNbPej
Bartabe, where you going?
Bartabe throws a few punches. Infantry blocks the punches with his left arm and does an inside crescent kick to Bartabe's head. Bartabe falls into a wedding cake.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4tdt8anfq
You're fired!106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokxk3pc5Ss
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi1Clj9wIZ
I mean, you're under arrest!
Infantry looks towards us.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZP0FtSQuId
(to movie audience)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyChjpoHzB
Gosh, I seen the movie Cradle To The Grave TOO many times. The scene when the tall bald police captain shoots the crooked cop to death and then fires him...106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9Tgjo3wEG
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZ6Kke16Ar
Wait, you guys watching this movie probably don't remember that. Cradle To The Grave is an old movie.
Bartabe lifts up his head out of the cake.
BARTABE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrs1QhovCx6
And I'm hungry like always. Thanks for the cake.
Bartabe starts eating the cake.
BARTABE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfFvbMevIx
In fact, I'm hungry like a wolf more than Duran Duran was over three centuries ago!
Bartabe continues eating the cake.
Monk does a jump spinning side kick, knocking an alien into the folded clothes. Monk then picks up a box of Tide.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPZbOEdxk2
(to the alien)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaWgBuitsH
Do you know why people wash their clothes IN Tide.
Monk opens the box and dumps the soap powder on the alien.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNmAelul9a
Because it's too cold OUT tide!
Suddenly the police bust through the doors.
POLICE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkn6c7Scdw
Freeze! All of you who just got your butts kicked are under arrest!
EXT. BUILDING - DAY
Flying cars fly about.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
Mr. Wise, Caucasian male, late fifties, wears glasses, dressed in what looks like a robe, sits at a desk. As soon as the slide door opens, Wilbert Wado and his Goof Troop enters.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9OCWnOqlA
(to Mr. Wise)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0Xgq4MEYJ
You wanted to see us, Mr. Wise?
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFvsXcFoZs
I hate to announce it but, Grumpy and his Demon Warlock army is free again. The demon warlock army just released Grumpy from his 250 year cold sleep.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgqrNYDSpr
Anyone who can stop them?
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBL8qW3YLA
You will help. . . You currently have a contest going on for a contestant to win a trip to Earth 3, right?
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgkxfIheSo
Just like Simon Phenix says in a Demolition Man scene... Exactamondo.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbnQToweeX
Good. Because the Warlock Demons are gonna attack Earth 3. You must choose your warriors for this mission.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIITE7VeMjo
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9poIQ9HmB
SIX of them.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyi7ZL0aAZ
We have the perfect six warriors sir. One is already on Earth 3 right now.
Mr. Wise nods his head.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXr7iujWmS
Very good.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHM1CghLq4
Here are the other five.
Wilbert Wado presses a button on his watch, causing a holographic image of Atilla, Monk, Infantry, Simon Phonix, and Sai to appear.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruJFhYQl2u
Good. Good. I was gonna have you choose those EXACT particular people. Rig the contest and make them the winners of the Earth 3 trip.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2CJIkddkt
We already did.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6YNJ24oA7
And might I add. This movie is gonna end extremely bizarre.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKCdHAiWFg
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgsJVOny2v
...in a way that you never seen a sci fi spoof movie end.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM1fm7od3U
Well you can always count on Wilbert Wado...
ALL EXCEPT MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zLVwQ6D2L
And the Goof Troop 2400.
Wilber Wado rubs his finger across his watch, causing rock music to play.
Wilbert Wado and his group all start doing the running man.
Mss. Wise enters and looks at them funny.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJyDcQaiOG
Okay guys we have a world to save.
They stop doing the running man just as the music stops.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADJHR1k15z
Oh, hi Miss.... Wise.
Mss. Wise looks at them funny.
MSS. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HSXWVaVN0
Hi guys.
SCONE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgma2mPmxM
We're off to save the world.
They exit.
MSS. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETdWHV7RWM
THEY'RE going to save the world? A group of clowns?
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKzJMTbX39
Not exactly. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2TLfJHECW
(Beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77PuK5IK6s
These clowns are going to select five really brave warriors, honey.
MSS. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEP3Fl8JMu
Oh, cool.
EXT - DESSERT - DAY
Two moons are barely visible in the day time sky. An anti gravity car zooms down the road.
INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS
Monk, Sai, and Infantry are in the car. Suddenly, there's a beeping sound.
They all look at a red light on the dash board beeping.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEH8mpwkvig
Anyone wanna answer that? Could be important.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQcSw3SwXy
You're closer, you answer it.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZDQBGjVj7
I'm driving.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLIhVhrKuR
No bother guys, I'll get it.
Monk rubs his index finger across his watch, causing Wilbert Wado to appear on a floating holographic screen while shown from the neck up.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡit7zLMMaqr
Congratulations Monk, Infantry, and Sai, you three are winners. You win an all paid expense trip on a space cruise to Earth 3!
They all have weird looks on their faces.
INFANTRY, SAI, AND MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMGiIItLTM
(speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZp5N97ilh
We won? We didn't even enter the contest.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKrDhUSVw1
What's with the weird looks? Earth 3 is so beautiful, it looks like the place where every intelligent life form in the Universe has to accept Jesus to go which is Heaven.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnv7QW5PE3r
Intelligent life form? Then I guess that excludes you from the list.
Sai, Infantry and Monk laugh.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlb13NnYfCh
You know, that's funny. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrRmk0GmwM
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFDTu0gYm1
That reminds me of an episode of 90210, when two teenagers wanted to exchange an egg for some information.
Wilbert Wado laughs.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjshQqrB9WP
What are you on, dude?
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGz1XEaJMo
Nothing. I'm a clown, I'm supposed to act goofy. Be on planet Earth tomorrow evening to catch the ship. The ship won't wait. Congratulations.
Wilbert Wado goes off the air.
The three look at each other with puzzled looks on their faces and shrug their shoulders simultaneously.
MONK, INFANTRY, AND SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELJfpkB8w5
(speaking simultaneously to each other)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXEeDaHu8L
Don't look at me.
INT. POLICE STATION - DAY
Atilla walks through the police station all wet.
A GUY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQjOpv550W
Hey Atilla, good job catching Disco.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Mgg6vj8QQ
Thank you.
A cop tries to do a spinning back kick to another guy's hand, but he accidentally knocks over a jug on a Sparklet's water dispenser.
Water splashes on Atilla.
The other cops laugh and clap sarcastically.
KICKING COP 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7Oknawlzq
Woops, sorry Atilla.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UAwheujkJ
Thanks a lot. Always copying Murtah in the movie Lethal Weapon 3!
A police captain approaches Atilla.
POLICE CAPTIAN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMWfXN1HCH
Atilla, Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400 tried to get in touch with you.
Atilla gets a confused look on her face.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPrTfLbGGc
Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 'Who?'
POLICE CAPTIAN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVFcbaR3q0
No. Not the goof troop 'Who.' The goof troop 2400. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW14kDDkQO
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBjFFdXHsT
I just love them. They're so funny. But anyway, they said you won a trip to Earth 3.
Atilla gets and excited look on her face.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7ATNYGGyr
A TRIP TO EARTH 3!?!
Atilla jumps and hits the ceiling with her head while screaming in excitement.
The director, who's next to the camera man gets a confused look on his face.
DIRECTOR 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YewBjBcY8
Wait, that's not supposed to happen!
PRODUCER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBAw5Jcq0l
Cut! FREAKING cut!
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy64lsiiOgB
It's not my fault, the ceiling's too low!
PRODUCER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjI9v1SFah
(with sarcasm)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDY5yHnXr21
Oh, so I guess the ceiling saw a tiger, got scared, and decided to duck down lower!
A confused look claims everyone's face.
EVERYBODY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdOmK1zkT8
(speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYt2QUh0NYJ
WHAT!?! A Tiger!?!
PRODUCER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLvnTaoa9s
Never mind! Let's just continue shooting the movie Sci Fi Picture! Okay everyone, let's go to the next scene at the space port on the planet Earth.
FADE OUT:
EXT. SPACE PORT - AFTERNOON.
People walk about.
ZARM, who's a 6'8" man with a robot arm, stands talking to people.
SUPER: Planet Earth.
An anti gravity taxi cab stops in front of the terminal. As the door opens, Simon Phonix steps out and heads for the Ticket Lady.
TICKET LADY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PbNOee5rH
Last call for Earth 3, hurry up.
Simon approaches.
Ticket Lady places her finger print on the pad.
TICKET LADY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOm5bmhgcv
Hi. Identification please.
Simon places his thumb print on the pad.
TICKET LADY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrxLMtij2h
Congratulations Simon Phonix on winning the Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 contest.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFSux1BOoN
Thank you. ...ain't even a fan of clowns.
A peace of paper prints.
TICKET LADY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBnd8m4VXL
Neither are Atilla, Monk, Infantry, and Sai.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFMv7gQDDv
Who ever the heck they are.
The lady gives Simon the ticket.
TICKET LADY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl14Y04Ltj
Enjoy your trip.
INT. ANOTHER AREA - CONTINUOUS
Atilla sits on a bench when suddenly, she gets approached by Scone.
SCONE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX6se5Tl49
Ohh Atilla.
Atilla looks at Scone funny.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQXPJ3kPIF
Scone?
SCONE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ym3dU1GMH
Yes that's me. Wilbert Wado wants to meet you in person before the plane takes off for Earth 3.
Atilla gains a confused look on her face.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtgKUcbKOa
Okay. . . Where is he? All I see is you.
Atilla looks as hard core rock music plays.
Suddenly, Wilbert Wado and the rest of the Goof Troop appear from off screen.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTCpIGVQ0J
(sounding like Ruby Rod in the Fifth Element)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU9m2sPEu6
Atilla, Congratulations on winning the Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 contest.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhtWMtlKlW
Are you imitating someone from a REALLY old sci fi movie?
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRey034SgRy
Ruby Rod from the 5th Element, only I'm not dressed up as a drag queen. And this movie isn't named after something from the Periodic Table.
Suddenly, Monk, Sai, Infantry, and Simon show up.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bAMojgEhL
I won the contest too.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQRwcAoi87
Me too.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDUiTeXZsS
Yes, I recognize all of you. Thank you for coming.
Suddenly, there's an explosion near by. Grumpy and the Warlocks run onto the scene.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsLO3xocNZ
Oh my God, Grumpy and the Warlocks are here!
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWUZvcUtD8
Wilbert Wado, you and your Goof Troop... Hide!
Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Simon, and Sai run up to Grumpy and the Warlocks blocking their punches and kicks.
Suddenly Zarm shows up picking up the Warlocks one at a time and tossing them.
Zarm picks up Grumpy and throws him into a yogurt stand inside of a yogurt shop.
The Yogurt Shop employees point and laugh as they see Grumpy is covered in Yogurt.
ZARM106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSvpPlXqoj
Oh. Let me not forget the toppings!
Zarm grabs all kinds of toppings with his hands and throws them on Grumpy.
The Yogurt shop employees are laughing.
Zarm points to Grumpy.
ZARM106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYw1X5aQ7D
I guess he's treating you today guys. Because it's LITERALLY on him.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcrvKnoA9b
(to Zarm)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnI89RtIuG
What are you doing? I'm on a diet!
Simon approaches Grumpy and punches him, knocking him out.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRklKUczhLC
(to Grumpy)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYViTobR6iX
Shut up!
Sai blocks the punches and kicks of a Warlock and kicks him.
The Warlock flips, then turns somersaults, lands on his feet, and holds up his hands like a gymnist would.
The people began booing him. The Warlock then passes out.
Both infantry and Monk execute jump spinning side kicks, knocking two warlocks down.
Atilla punches a Warlock.
THE WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc70xdEdie3
Talk about she's a knock out.
The Warlock passes out.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlll7CxLbp
(to Zarm)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv58YV1CO2S
Who are you, sir?
ZARM106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuls1GRIbKg
They call me Zarm. I'm the head of security.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSh4DO8Wxg
Only one of you came to our rescue? Where's your troops?
ZARM106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIzJo6HkfQ
They only show up if need be.
Atilla sighs.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop approaches the gang.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedOeq9lCxA
Guys, are you okay?
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm5ywwsCGC
We're fine Wilbert. Thank you for your concern.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepNYnmweDx
Okay, this is the worse thing I ever had happen on my show! Warlock attacks!
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUv3T02dgrp
Shhhh. Just be quiet, and get us on the ship.
EXT. OUTER SPACE
The cruise vessel flies towards a planet.
VOICE OF PILOT CAPTAIN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIoUm7qOvY
This is your captain speaking. Before we reach Earth 3, our first stop will be Babylon 4.
The captain laughs.
VOICE OF PILOT CAPTAIN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWssOGMzPn9
I just made a funny statement. First I said 3, then I said 4. Ha HA Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
EXT. SKY - DAY
The ship enters the atmosphere and flies toward Babylon 4, which was a decayed space station that had crash landed years ago.
EXT. BABYLON 4 - DAY
Infantry, Monk, Simon, Sai, and Atilla walk together.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bka1hP6Ik
You all know that they didn't find this crashed ship until late in the previous century.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTlTIQE1dJ
Of course we know.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMvj0m5zJE
They couldn't find this place when it first got LOST IN SPACE.
Infantry sees ZOAT standing at what looks like a hot dog stand. Zoat is a blind black man who has a gray mustache, gray beard, and gray eyes.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxwX8YRkuB
Anybody hungry?
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38BX7E1V6m
Where will we eat?
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpcmT07H2U
There are plenty of places where we can chow down.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRNmz2sUJH
What about there?
Infantry points to the stand where Zoat is.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fsRO8gC23
Guys wanna see what he's sailing?
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3kwJDYcm0
Yeah, come on, I'm HUNGRY LIKE A WOLF like Duran Duran was 400 years ago.
Infantry gets a confused look on his face.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtBGgNT1hN
What's a wolf?106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRK4gBV1Mr
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr2p4SnkJs
And who the hell was Duran Duran?
The five of them approach Zoat.
ZOAT106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOfm6Fgz0p
I've been expecting you guys. The ones who won this trip. Monk, Atilla, Simon, Infantry, and Sai.
They all get confused looks on their faces.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSKvfOZyYJ
Who are you?
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIQsYIEqAp
How come you know us?
ZOAT106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdnf16MFkS
They blurted your name on the media.
Silence.
ZOAT106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6exQ4l9nQ
I work for Mr. Wise. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6P6iILqmg
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvauNTYkoq
He's the reason you guys are being sent through outer space. Stay there, I have something I want the five of you to take with you.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmuuzIXDui
Tell us who you are first.
ZOAT106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucC5Re6tr3
My name is Zoat.
Zoat picks up five diamond rings.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDbFD6S405
Wedding rings?
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTw3d0ChPX
I have a better silly guess. Five rings like the five kids in the 20th century cartoon that was called Captain Planet?
ZOAT106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWr1VScW3O6
(answering Sai and Atilla)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGTRwGcCex
No silly, and no silly. These rings are to protect you from Grumpy and his Demonic Warlock army. . . Go ahead, put them on.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2uMRJyZ0q
Didn't we knock Grumpy and his Warlocks out at the space port back on Earth? They should have learned their lesson by now.
ZOAT106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDQblJKgIg
You can't defeat Demonic Warlock creatures permanently just by knocking them out. You have to kill them.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9isEX1U8Wa
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLary9jQwTk
Yes...106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1v5GV9GlT
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuwOEx2Vf6
That's why your mission's not over yet.
They put on the rings.
Suddenly, lasers get fired from a sniper's rifle.
Zoat gets shot. The sniper turns out to be Grumpy, who jumps out of hiding with a group of Demonic Warlocks.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNjbbnxi1N
This is as far as you guys go! You're not gonna get out of here alive! I'm going to kill you right here and you're all going to die!
Grumpy and the Demonic Warlocks open fire, and a force field appears around Simon, Atilla, Sai, Infantry, and Monk.
People run and panic.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjanb6oGvVO
No Grumpy. . . You're the one who just made the endangered species list.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXeqX4fCBt
(to his group of warlocks)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6bj10ynEj
GET THEM!
The Warlocks attempt to attack.
Infantry executes a jump spinning roundhouse kick, kicking a Demonic Warlock in the head. The Demonic Warlock flies back and collides with the other Demonic Warlocks. All fall down.
Atilla blocks the punches and kicks of one of the Demonic Warlocks, kicks him in the groin, then throws an uppercut to his face, knocking him out.
Simon hits one of the Warlocks with a flat television.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzccoXCmTJN
You're on TV!
Monk throws one of the Warlocks into Zoat's food stand.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndikcP75bu
Next time I'll use mustard!
Sai takes down Grumpy and three other Warlocks with his unique kung fu moves.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEA4MoB3CdE
You win, for now.
Grumpy and the Warlocks take off running.
EXT. A BEACH DAY
A plane flies over the water while a bunch of intelligent life forms relax on the beach.
EXT. SPACE PORT - CONTINUOUS
Plane lands at the space port.
INT. TERMINAL - CONTINUOUS
People exit the plane into the terminal.
Three aliens with guitars play music and sing off beat.
THE ALIENS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgHWPoXkLB
Welcome to the most. . . Beautiful place.
Atilla, Monk, Sai, Infantry, and Simon walk near them. Simon puts a quarter in the jar.
ONE OF THE ALIENS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXtOI40f8z
Hey thanks.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxGDTjQJyq
You're welcome, now shut up.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopuDb0I6X1
Simon, that's mean!
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnbdJbtUcn
They're being meaner by singing the way they are.
Atilla gives Simon an obvious look.
Scone approaches them.
SCONE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMmbmEgyOn
Ohh Ohh guys.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdlMh7oO5d
Ohh Ohh what?
SCONE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJwm63MFu9
As soon as you guys check in, Wilbert and us wanna talk to you guys.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEM4tJ0rD6
About.
SCONE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHwCNS5toL
About why he has you all here. Come see us when you check into your hotel rooms please.
As Scone walks away, the five look at each other funny.
INT. LOBBY AREA OF A HOTEL - DAY
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop speaks with Atilla, Infantry, Simon, Sai, and Monk.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSWHg2bvfI
Listen, we were told of your back ground and we don't have you guys here on vacation. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOJiiGbhT7
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRYu6MG2Qn
But you can still have a fun memorable time while you're here.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinlS4yJ0GT
What are you TALKING about, man?
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Fvwd3vrwZ
Zoat already told you some of what I'm telling you, about being chosen to fight and defeat Grumpy and his Warlock army.
Suddenly there's a beeping sound. Wilbert looks at his watch.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFv2u6w8Km
It's Mr. Wise. He'll be able to explain this mission better.
Wilber Wado presses a button on his watch, causing Mr. Wise to appear in the form of a hologram.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJ9RbOUjJ8
(to Wilbert Wado)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aquI36iWH
I see you have the group there on Earth 3. Good job.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqor8lJSqs
Actually Mr. Wise, we just arrived here in Babylon 4 Country yesterday.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiGPwbgF4e
Are you Mr. Wise?
MR. WIZE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbsYkScNXv
I am him. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwPcoxNwum
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6lHFLw7an
And I'm sure you've been told why you're here.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64l1H9Oic5
To stop Grumpy and his Warlock army from terrorizing this generation, yes we heard. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEcC4kDMWv
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrfDcUBGaX
What makes you think we can do that?
MR. WIZE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdw9GhKBWW
Well number one, you haven't failed so far. And secondly, didn't the rings Zoat gave to you work against Grumpy's fire power?
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45UoqfSlfa
Yes. . . Grumpy AND some of his Warlock army, they DID try to attack us and failed because of our rings.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOo8QJhvbF
As long as you don't take those rings off before you kill all the warlocks, you'll be okay.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCSxAgAEra
These rings are beautiful. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKpH3KH8OG
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosWN7x8qez
I may not take mine off even after we kill Grumpy and his so called Warlock army.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2VIgsWVYI
That would be up to you. . . Now go with God.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyr4cbuBac
Yes Mr. Wise, God is with us.
Mr. Wise's holographic image vanishes.
EXT. A RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Three full moons are visible.
Santa claus and his rain dears fly by the moon.
ET riding on the handle bars of a bike fly across the moon in the opposite direction.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 take pictures with children.
INT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Simon, Atilla, Monk, Sai, and Infantry sit at a table.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNVkdqLOJf
Okay, I'm still a little confused about this mission.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbEY3UXAjl
We have to stop the Warlocks. You saw what they did on Earth back in the year 2071, Earth time.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjKgO1fUMi
Actually I didn't see. I wasn't born yet.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2qlw4KxeZ
He means from your studies.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6HJ1uaQPn
There's only one problem. I don't think we should go into battle with lost souls. If we're gonna risk our lives, we must be prepared to die.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJ8SPVA6HE
(to Sai)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qSIqLSONL
Are you about to preach a sermon?
Suddenly, a green colored waitress shows up with a huge dish that's covered in a large silver top.
THE WAITRESS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce8EUuz87I
A few minutes just like we promised.
She removes the top from the dish. There's a fire.
A fireman rushes over to the table and throws water onto the dish.
FIRE MAN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb6utmqm4l
You're plates on fire will you pay attention?
THE WAITRESS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8Wj5lUOr8
Thanks fire man, the food was still cooking.
FIRE MAN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfcBB4Y5pE
Oh, my good. No, I mean my BAD.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVQlU3vODo
(meaning the fireman's statement)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOwKqBrLYI
Nobody says that anymore.
Both the waitress and the fire man leave.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaQk1zb1en
But anyway, it's important that you know you'll be safe 500 years from now.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPlHyYbN3F
What does that have to do with this battle with Grumpy and his Warlock army?
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4eH1RuSUX
Yeah, exactly.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYN5qXH1J4O
Death is only peaceful if you accept Jesus into your life before you die. I learned that from one of Mr. Wise's sermons.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcXdq3zG3a
Why hasn't Mr. Wise told us this himself if it's so important?
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyTPMP9F32
He HAS already told you, if you have been watching his sermons on Network Nebula, channel 2,500.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vie1O7Uun
So what? You wanna pray with us to accept Jesus?
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKMEZvfmFc
If it's gonna keep us out of hell, I say let's do it.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sVhzLZzKs
Okay let's all join hands.
They all join hands.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbbIVuUPkX
I want you guys to say this prayer to Jesus with all of your heart, say dear Lord Jesus.
THE WHOLE GROUP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCj6lrXf8W
Dear Lord Jesus.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6AzmgxFj6
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
THE WHOLE GROUP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rsDamg2LC
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPizBLuqudQ
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
THE WHOLE GROUP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5UygMbZbr
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwRUpabgrW
I now receive you as my Lord and Savior.
THE WHOLE GROUP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9eWyTaunu
I now receive you as my Lord and Savior.
The entire group let go of each other's hands.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4rXTz8ufM
I was told there was a sixth party who's supposed to be with us to fight this demonic Warlock Army. And we're supposed to meet her at some kind of Gym?
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8MRNZtJy2
Her name is Fanny. We'll meet her at some kind of gym tomorrow.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fDsBfvC6E
Some kind of gym? What kind of gym IS it?
SIMON, MONK, SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Iqgfj6PCD
(speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThIMOj4Dk6
Some kind of gym.
EXT. STREETS - DAY
A sign that reads, "Some Kind of Gym," is on a building.
INT. A GYM - MOMENTS LATER
Infantry, Monk, Sai, Simon, and Atilla enter.
They spot a woman named FANNY, who's a black woman in her forties, sparring with a Thai boxer, who is a Thai man in his late thirties.
Fanny ducks to dodge a hook shot. Fanny then throws a multiple of punches and a kick.
A huge man with pearly white skin, buy the name of AXEL, laughs while smoking a cigar.
Fanny does a spinning heel kick, knocking the guy down.
Simon approaches Axel.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZXyzcLn9g
Hey what's up. We're looking for Fanny. She won an all paid expense trip to Earth 3 with us.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFI3UrHfkd
Hey.
Simon turns to see FANNY, tall black woman in her late (30's).
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xN8tQ1vxf
You're wasting your time and your breath. He's not multi lingual.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshrDr5Gno9
What's your problem woman? I wasn't asking you.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpQO49c38Z
You're looking for Fanny, I'm her. And you guys must be Atilla, Sai, Monk, Infantry, and Simon.
JACKI GLEESON, who's a black man with white hair, even his eyebrows are white, approaches while banging his gloves together.
Fanny steps out of the ring.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvVCoY4DLC
This is Jacki Gleeson.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdmXfCPNIO
Wasn't that a television show back in the day.
Jacki growls.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTELHzICGU
He hates being compared to the 20th century TV character, AND he busted his punching bag this morning. Must be looking for something to stuff it with.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSqKF0CMuq
Tell him to try his mama.
Jacki throws a hook shot to Simon Phonix, hitting him.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUA5Uixxhxh
(meaning Jacki)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsv2vl9lsfp
Did anyone EVER teach this fool the difference between hospital, and hospitality?
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwFv0OOTm7
Yeah, you get what you can afford.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRq5e0XJ6G
Well let's see what HE can afford. I'm gonna knock the BLACK and the WHITE off of him. The BLACK off his skin, and the WHITE off his hair.
Axel laughs while smoking a cigar, getting Simon's attention.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIykxKflu7J
(meaning Axel)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3ZPNvsmFO
Not multi Lingual, huh?
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrLgkYRGLe
(meaning Axel)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGzR7olbH0
That's Axel. He laughs at what he wants to laugh at.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TU0Z5Q2eZ
Well I'm JUST about to give him something to laugh about.
Axel laughs.
Fanny shrugs her shoulders.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbcXSA6IeV
You just did.
MOMENTS LATER
Both Jacki and Simon are in their fighting stances. Jacki swings at the air. Three seconds later, Simon ducks.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM3xBypNgQ
(to Jacki)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuanz4ephki
You MISSED!
Jacki swings at the air again. Three seconds later, Simon ducks.
Axel stands up angrily and flips over the table. Everyone jumps in fright.
AXEL106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbJKMkXzIg
Come on! What is this!?!
Simon looks to Fanny.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeEvi13ISn
I thought he couldn't speak English!
Fanny shrugs her shoulders.
Jacki hits Simon, knocking him down.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknZv7Rfmtu
Simon, pay attention.
JACKI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp097SJwm1
Did I do that?
Everyone nods their head.
Simon gets up.
Jacki attempts a rainbow kick to Simon's head. Simon ducks and hits Jacki with an elbow uppercut.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuEzb7Ki5j
Yes.
Jacki, who is all sweaty and dizzy, with little birds flying around his head, falls to the ground.
As Simon walks towards the exit of the ring, Jacki, while on the ground, reaches towards Simon's leg and falls back to the ground.
AXEL106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRclFmKsmWT
So much for Jacki.
Fanny is now beating on African drums as Jacki gets up. Fanny signals for Jacki to come to her.
Simon gets out of the ring.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3EyLoxA1J
What happened Simon? You were losing.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHeSVC3gYU
Well I won.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIf8NtCbIK
Barely.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87VHHlLHgg
And it wasn't luck.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFa6FqbqW7s
Sure it wasn't. There's no such thing is luck, only faith and blessings.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9En1iu485
(to Monk)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OwTjcdpSo
You learned that pretty quick.
Infantry grabs a dry towel.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaFza0SHEj
Dry yourself off, Simon.
Suddenly, Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop show up.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5M9tcF0RdY
What did we miss?
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYZgeb1WBX
A boxing match between Jacki Gleeson and Simon.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyMKgXSp8O
Did someone's ear get bitten? Again?
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5ez8HnniI
You think you're funny, do you?
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQIibFUuB0
Well I am a clown.
Simon shakes his head.
Wilbert see's Jacki get up and leave Fanny sitting alone.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdGA9mBrED
Excuse me. Watch this...
Wilbert Wado walks over to Fanny and sits next to her.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjOhSzk8Op
Hi.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmOZsbhFaG
Fanny, if a human accepts Jesus and dies, he goes to heaven, he expects wings and becomes an angel. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Q3xHPECNH
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRkz86MZ8w
If a vampire accepts Jesus and dies where does he go?
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYyCxsYW04
Heaven.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucXbtxxwgW
What does he expect to receive?
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCkgoJYujD
Wings.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWWlqJkttO
What will he become?
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9B54SazOd
An angel.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuPqVlPUDA
Nope, he'll become a bat. Do you get it? Vampire, bat.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQHmLkZmXt
THAT, is the STUPIDEST joke I ever heard.
Fanny gets up and laughs.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJlgoOM1xW
(to Simon)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvEOfIiH3C
See, she laughed.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5FG3Qk3Y4
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlO1eu4Adg
I mean, note that people do not actually become angels when they enter into Heaven.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡam4iOYDi1h
Thank you Wilbert Wado.
Suddenly, they all turned to look at a floating holographic screen which showed a guy holding a bag pop corn while singing to the tune of the Kalog's Nut'N Honey Crunch song commercial.
GUY ON COMMERCIAL106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvuVdOYsfu
(singing)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVi29ZdSfl
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago... 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOfCx35Y6X
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqunm2r4Unv
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago... 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iRorUSOSJ
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wQmW8JEaS
You still taste the butter, you still taste the salt... 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId6oZedSu0
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnl9zyXlnP
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago...
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4qfuKnPpC
Why are we watching a commercial?
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMcB0QgQCB
Uh, excuse me.
They all turn to see Carl.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1TDOorZi3
I'm Carl from Star Ship Troopers. The screen is about to show the news about a meteor shot at Earth by the the Demonic Warlocks. Just watch.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMtJnsPyQP
What do you know? You're just a Federal Service Colonel from the 23rd century.
Carl shrugs his shoulders.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdjlc3tp2a
All is well... 23rd century guys. Just like the last song played at my high school dance in the Starship Troopers Movie. Class of 2246.
They all look at Carl funny.
Carl points to the holographic screen.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGq5EOl5bS
Okay, now everybody watch.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5Rs7PGt0Q
The Warlocks sent a meteor our way. But this time we're ready...
A space station that's in the shape of a ring around the moon, aims it's gun at the meteor.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIwvluiaxS
Our planetary defenses are better than ever. Something the Warlocks only WISH they could penetrate.
The space station gun opens fire at the meteor.
The meteor explodes, with pieces of the Meteor going in all directions. Some pieces of the Meteor hit the space station, destroying it.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZNCUgBzxV
Auh oh!
Everyone gasps.
INT. SPACE PORT ON MOON - CONTINUOUS
A little boy looks at the top view window of the space port.
THE LITTLE BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kMe9skhcR
Mommy look it! The space station is falling on us.
THE MOTHER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9WB6NAjSN
Yes son... A lot of things fall from the sky when they're shot in space by Warlocks.
A MAN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7qUPcXFbj
Cute boy... And he knows we're about to die on account of a Warlock attack.
The Easter Bunny shows up with a basket full of eggs.
THE EASTER BUNNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLUlSVME0J
Excuse me. Did somebody say dye? I have a bunch of eggs here that I'm sure the kid wants to dye.
A fat woman in a dress approaches them.
FAT WOMAN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5msDFRQQ5
You know how long I'm going to be on the moon?.. Two weeks.
Rictor from the movie Total Recall and the Mars Military spots the fat Lady.
RICTOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfntTkMmMLT
That Fat Lady is Quad! Dougles Quad! Shoot him! He slept with my woman on Earth!
Everybody gasps in shock because of what Rictor said
Suddenly the pieces of the space station crashes through the window and hit the floor.
People panic while jumping and moving out of the way.
RICTOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdihHbpMsS
I'm gonna shoot! Dang it I'm gonna SHOOT!
Rictor opens fire.
A black man with an afro who looks like he's from a 1970's movie comes out of the crowd.
THE BLACK MAN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIxHUMpxuj
Ouch! You shot me, Rictor! Ouch!
The guy falls dead.
FAT WOMAN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAh8lzXLLp
Wait a minute.... Isn't the vacuum on the moon supposed to suck us the heck out of here?
Suddenly everyone gets sucked out of the space port by the vacuum.
INT. GYM - CONTINUOUS
It's obvious that the party sent by Mr. Wise saw everything on the screen.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyvIfP39Np
The planetary defenses saved Earth.
Everyone cheers.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjrYVgxUcN
Would you guys like to know more?
Everyone looks at Carl funny.
Suddenly an alarm sounds.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAC9fJCwgr
Shoots! The Warlocks found us!
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvhol8QAsq
Let's get out of here!
As Sai, Atilla, Monk, Fanny, Infantry, and Simon, take off running towards the exit.
A few seconds later, Warlocks came bursting through the same door Sai, Atilla, Monk, Infantry, Fanny, and Simon just exited.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9sIGg3OyG
Wait a FREAKING minute! We just saw them exit out of here!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7SbKK7JuV
On no they're getting away!
The Warlocks turn around and run out the door they came in.
INT. HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
Simon, Sai, Infantry, Monk, and Atilla run through a hall and run through a giant glass X-ray, like the one in the movie Total Recall.
The giant X-ray beeps, showing the guns they are carrying.
The six stop running.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKozKu8wMtW
Stop them! They have guns!
Some of the security people run up to them.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIsr2hDzkE
Guys, when you get out of here, catch a Johny Cab. Don't stop at the hotel where the guy with the briefcase is supposed to call you! He couldn't make it because he had some errands to run! Quick, get out of here!
The party of six start back running.
As the security people head back to their seats, the Warlocks show up.
The X-Ray beeps showing guns carried by Grumpy and the Warlocks. The same security people approach Grumpy and the Warlocks.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFJQ1tdMPv
Sorry, they got away in a Jonny Cab.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39PMxwX9JI
They got away! Again!
Grumpy takes his gun out of his pocket and throws it at the X-ray glass.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
The X-ray glass shatters as the gun flies through it.
BACK TO SCENE:
Grumpy and the Warlocks angrily walk the same direction the party of six they're chasing took off in.
A bellboy from the movie THE TITANIC, angrily follows behind Grumpy and the Warlocks.
THE BELLBOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGrNPnzA69
Hey! Hey! Hey! What do you guys think you're doing!?! You're gonna pay for that you know! That's Earth like planetary property!
At the same time, Grumpy and the Warlocks turn around and face the bellboy.
ALL OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNn92vHK5d
SHUT UP!
EXT. A TOWN - NIGHT
Atilla, Infantry, Monk, Fanny, Sai, and Simon run out into the open.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinWNP7IJUA
Okay, he told us to take a Jonny Cab.
They turn to see a Jonny Cab just like the one in the movie Total Recall.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyiQDQaslZ
Oh good. Thank God.
Before they could take off running, the Warlocks show up.
As soon as the party of six see the Warlocks, they run for the Jonny Cab.
The Warlocks see them.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOVRGt8aOv
(to the Warlocks)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TV7g77IpN
AFTER THEM!!!
INT. THE CAB
Sai, Atilla, Simon, Fanny, Monk, and Infantry get into the Jonny Cab.
JONNY CAB ROBOT106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoL5Dc1mKA
You're in a Jonny Cab. Where can I take you tonight.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYngp2D2GV
To the old cement factory! Like the one in the Total Recall Movie!
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5Zdub7her
The old cement factory? Are you sure that's a good idea?
The Jonny Cab robot sees the Warlocks coming.
JONNY CAB ROBOT106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0YUBRUyVh
Sorry, no time to debate, I gotta get you guys outta here!
EXT. TOWN - CONTINUOUS.
As the Jonny Cab takes off, the Warlocks start shooting at it. As the windows shatter, the Jonny Cab spins around so fast, it actually causes a tornado to appear.
People are watching in amazement.
Suddenly, sharks start flying out of the tornado like in the movie Sharknado. Everyone starts panicking and running.
Some of the sharks land on people and eat people.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5T7UxeoCv
Oh no! It's a Sharknado!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM39yxnztvU
HEY! All you sharks that are jumping out of the tornado! GET OUT OF HERE!
A shark lands on that particular Warlock mouth first and eats it.
Sharks start landing on the other Warlocks mouth first, eating them also.
Suddenly, a truck full of chain saws pull up.
People grab the chain saws and began throwing them at the sharks, cutting them in half.
A white man stands juggling chain saws. A black man stands in front of him.
BLACK MAN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObJb1QI7ZZ
Give me one! Give me one.
THE WHITE MAN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV8TXfkn1a
Here! A shark is coming!
The white man throws the black man a chain saw.
The black man saws a shark in half that flies his way.
Wilbert Wado shows up and picks up a saw.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4nqJHNlKt
The blind man got his hammer, and saw!
Suddenly it gets quiet.
Wilbert Wado catches everyone looking at him funny, obviously because of the joke he made.
A shark hits the ground.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWROY0HXjn
Do you get it? The blind man got his hammer, and SAW.
Everyone starts laughing.
A blind man who's walking with a seeing eye dog is passing by.
BLIND GUY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdm6YZUDdtp
The sharks that ate the Warlocks is one shark we're not gonna saw. Do you get it? I'm blind? Saw.
Wilbert runs up to the blind guy.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5nQW3ENF8
Hey wait wait wait, hold it.
BLIND GUY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDEsDbFBmF
What's the problem?
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmUviXG6Hl
We live in the 24th century. They invented cell reconstruction to make damaged eyes work again... Which means you're a fraud.
BLIND GUY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpB0c2HvDk
OHHH NOOOO!
Wilbert turns to look at a group of children.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0YIeV4Kk3
Hey children. What do we do to a fraud who pretends to be blind?
THE CHILDREN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlE8mSrv7C
WE TICKLE THEM!
The children run up to the blind guy and tickle him.
The blind guy laughs.
BLIND GUY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqyblu82yq
(laughing)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8UzJ7fMSk
And you know, pretending to be disabled is really not a laughing matter.
The blind guy continues to laugh while getting tickled by the children.
The dog barks.
Wilbert runs to the dog.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJD3igLNJa
Hey dog, don't get mad. See my crew over there, they brought you kibbles and bits.
The dog looks and sees Wilber's gang pouring kibbles and bits into a dog bowl.
The dog barks one time and runs over to the bowl and starts eating.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeEmqd2AHV
Look at the way he chows down.
LITTLE BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEAJEXWg4d
(to the dog)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJZjwr4knQ
Lassie!!!
The gang turns to see a little boy about seven years of age wearing overalls.
LITTLE BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZllFnqhq5
(to the dog)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrCyxAXBXQ
Lassie!!!
The dog barks and runs over to the boy. The boy hugs and pets the dog.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uGfr51Qdg
My God. How many masters does this dog have?
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEi3Yv16db
OH NO!!
A man with a huge sign on him that reads: REPENT, and is holding a huge bible, stands not too far away.
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVk9PlfNhW
NO! NO. This bible says you can't serve two masters! You will love one and hate the other. God is a jealous God!!!
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJCVhjxUoB
It's okay sir, the dog is an animal. Animals don't sin like we intelligent life forms in this universe do. Only living things in this universe with actual souls have to accept Jesus to go to heaven.
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CJ8hDTOb7
Oh boy. Don't I feel like the T-Rex's tail.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2d6xJ3Fhh
ENOUGH!!!!! 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD8X6DSxF7
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlk1C44zSt
ALL THIS GOING ON HERE IS JUST PLAIN RIDICULOUS! ME AND MY WARLOCK TEAM ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CHASING THOSE SIX PEOPLE WHO WON THE WILBERT WADO GOOF TROOP 2400 CONTEST!!!
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDXv8OMBuw
Grumpy.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyk07r01nKt
WHAT!?!
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwpOiU4opt
Chasing the people? What people? Can you be more pacific?
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrV18eKAv1
Simon Phonix! Fanny, Attilla! Monk! Sai! Infantry! THE ONES WHO WON THE FREAKING CONTEST!!!
The Marine Corps drill sergeant from the movie JAR HEADS approach Grumpy.
THE DRILL SERGEANT106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrSAeIqNZF
HEY YOU STUPID WARLOCK PUKE!!! I'M A DRILL INSTRUCTOR!!! IT'S MY JOB TO YELL!!!
The Warlock shoots the drill instructor.
The Warlock turns to see a heavy set young guy aiming his rifle at him. He looks as crazy and brainwashed as Private Pile in Full Metal Jacket.
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVoBpf6NUE
What are you doing you stupid Warlock!?! I'm Private Pile!?! I'm the brainwashed crazed Marine!?! I was gonna shoot the drill instructor! But since you did it, and you're the main bad guy in this movie, I'm gonna shoot you instead! 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo5c77fmSy
(yelling at the top of his lungs)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8Z66DXco0
THIS IS MY RIFLE!!! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!!! FULL METAL JACKET!!!!
The young guy with the gun pulls the trigger, only to find out that the gun is empty.
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3V9zailkN
Auh oh.
The young guy from Terminator Salvation who was a human robot snatches the gun from Private Pile.
THE HUMAN TERMINATOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dOBzAM3bo
If you aim a gun at someone, you better be ready to pull the trigger!!
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF26LzM9nN
I did pull the trigger you idiot! The rifle wasn't loaded STUPID! You're so stupid, you locked yourself inside of your car and called the lock smith!
THE HUMAN TERMINATOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KFqEOWa7n
Oh yeah! You're so stupid, you jumped up in the air and got lost, and you had to stop for directions to get back down!
Grumpy looks at Wilbert Wado.
Wilbert Wado shrugs his shoulders and walks off.
Grumpy presses a button on his watch and holds it up to his mouth.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjC2F37eKp
Yeah. This is Grumpy, the lead Warlock. I lost the people who are trying to stop us, and I need another Warlock crew.
A guy in a Mc Donalds uniform approaches Grumpy.
THE GUY IN THE MC DONALDS UNIFORM106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9up0ge1FW
Would you like fries with that?
Grumpy shoots the guy in the Mc. Donalds uniform.
A young woman in a Mc. ~Donalds manager uniform shows up.
MC. DONALDS MANAGER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojKC2TWzKL
Just for that, you can't have catch up with your fries!
Grumpy shoots the manager.
Grumpy then gestures angrily.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5Y2pL0v5K
IDIOTS!!!!
EXT. OLD CEMENT FACTORY - MOMENTS LATER.
The Jonny Cab drives and parks ten feet in front of a wall. Fanny, Atilla, Monk, Sai, Simon, and Infantry get out of the Jonny Cab.
JONNY CAB ROBOT106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43md44NQcc
The fair will be eighteen credits please.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡas5XvJRNyr
Sue us, air head.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlLi5sFaPj
Yeah, take us to Judge Judy!
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4V4WEJ1sai
Or Judge Joe Brown!
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxckiTqkLJQ
Or Judge Mathas!
JONNY CAB ROBOT106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSeVSZYcD1
Those famous judges died back in the 21st Century you stupid idiots!
The Jonny Cab screams and drives towards them, attempting to run them over. The party of six turn and see the Jonny Cab car coming.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCgdZ0LEbW
(to the Jonny Cab Robot)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOV9t8IX5L
Just because you called us idiots! We're gonna move out of your way, cause you to run into the wall, and you're gonna blow up.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmacOnlFD6
Yeah, guys. Let's all move out of the way!
They all move out of the way, causing the Cab to run into the wall and explode.
JONNY CAB ROBOT106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cwRxCjazR
Hope you enjoyed the ride, ha ha!
The cab explodes some more.
Burning pieces of the cab falls to the ground. An autographed picture of the Mortal Kombat character Jonny Cage, falls next to the fire just like in the first Mortal Kombat movie; the scene when Scorpion exploded.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5kSPG83mG
Jonny Cage from Mortal Kombat? What do you think you're doing? Dropping your autographed picture in front of a burning cab like that.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEewfhbd75
Yeah. Who do you think just died? Scorpion?
JONNY CAGE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0D6D9JEYq
Doesn't matter. You guys just won with friendship.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsuRv1sIab
Actually, Jonny Cage, we're glad you're here. We're being pursued by some evil Warlocks. Maybe you can do the splits and hit them in the nutts.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbNYebQJ0i
Listen guys, we have to go up to one of the floors and view what the message in the brief case from Howser Brubaker has to tell us.
Everyone looks at Atilla with confusion.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CuPLx7cDb
Howser who?
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJt0kVsFpl
Atilla. Wrong movie.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2LKHC7SNs
I mean, Mr. Wise.
JONNY CAGE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2daHLcZYQt
Okay guys. If you catch one of those Warlocks by the end of this movie, you can throw him into the Mortal Kombat video game. All of us Mortal Kombat Characters will give him a beating.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWxRXzzHIO
Aright guys, we're wasting time talking. We better go up stairs and listen to this message before those Warlocks show up and shoot at us instead of a bunch of rats eating candy.
As Jonny Cage walks off, the party of six run up stairs.
INT. A MOVING CAR - MOMENTS LATER.
Three Warlocks are in the car. Grumpy drives.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡES9mEKpQIS
Anyone find them?
One of the Warlocks look at his watch.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10tBaisWOM
We picked up an explosion at the old cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoj6f4o8jn
Hold on... Cement factory? Sidewalks haven't been made out of cement for centuries now.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz19o0nT9f
That's why it's called the OLD cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbclG3HIw8r
Hey guys... We're here.
EXT. OLD CEMENT FACTORY - NIGHT
Five cars pull up to the area near the blown up blazing Jonny Cab car.
All Warlocks get out.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfDklQ1EhA
Now listen all of you. If you all saw the first Total Recall movie that was released on Earth over 300 years ago, you know what happened at the cement factory. Don't shoot at just anything that moves and waist your amo. Now lets go!
INT. SECOND FLOOR OF CEMENT FACTORY - CONTINUOUS
Monk, Sai, Atilla, Infantry, Fanny, and Simon watch a holographic recording of Mr. Wise speaking.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKykHTGEgWE
Okay guys, here's the plan. Get yourselves to Earth 3. After you spend enough time there, lower the Warlocks to the prison island on planet... ummmm... Dune... I think. Now hurry up and vacate the area. Or the Warlocks will show up and shoot you. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3I24WZrjce
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64xPK1TmNT
Yes, you have force fields now, but you won't get to Earth 3 in time if you waste time here being shot at by Grumpy and his demonic warlock army.
Carl from Star Ship Troopers show up on the screen next to Mr. Wise.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ040m9MJSya
Would you guys like to know more?
Mr. Wise pushes Carl off screen.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QvD7PjWYP
Get outta here!
Biff shows up on the screen and pushes Mr. Wise off screen.
BIFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DkCVJR1XU
Kill those Warlocks guys! They're a bunch of butt heads!
Mr. Wise pushes Biff off screen.
Biff and Carl grab Mr. Wise by the collar.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Suth7S6eu
(to Biff and Carl)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9wVv4nW4f
You guys are totally ruining my freaking important message!
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZNxB4sMKN
(Biff, Carl, and Mr. Wise)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOItzEyZ0SW
Guys, guys! Stop!
Mr. Wise, Carl, and Biff stop wrestling.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTDSa8tssc
We know what we have to do, okay!
MR. WISE, CARL, AND BIFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrugfSyPIm
(speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ6yNpiglh
Then... JUST DO IT!
As the screen goes black, the Niky Shoe logo appears on the screen.
Suddenly, they all turn to see the gang of Warlocks coming from a distance.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YqfAqjTiy
Okay, we're outta here.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBcntlUXcN
Okay, let's grab everything except the holographic message monitor. And feed the candy to the rats.
Monk throws a piece of candy to the rats.
Infantry smashes the monitor, causing the holographic screen to muffle.
They all start to run when....
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU9R9qGuYR
Guys hold it.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0jrwFQLQy
What, Infantry?
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelwwfKjG8y
Everybody knows that too much candy can give a person cavities, and we just gave some to the rats! They may get cavities now!
Atilla sighs in frustration, then pulls something out of her pocket, and throws it to the rats. It turns out to be Crest tooth paste.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB59Z1qK32m
Crest!?! Atilla, why not Acafresh!?!
Atilla sighs in frustration.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ502du96aAI
Because! Acafresh came out four hundred years ago in the 20th century! So it's no longer fresh!
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvf67t50Vw
Guys, can we please get outta here!?!
The party of six take off running.
A few seconds later, the Warlocks enter the scene and open fire. They cease fire.
One of the Warlocks views his tracking device, watching a beeping dot move. Suddenly, it stops.
The Warlock shines his flash light in that area.
THE WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlzQSnSYit
There!
The Warlocks turns to see a police practice target.
A POLICE OFFICER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OO5UDp0Zv
Hold up!
A policeman wearing goggles and earmuffs show up aiming his gun at the target.
THE POLICE OFFICER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2F0lju4zEP
This is MY target!
The police officer shoots the target three times.
The Warlock with the tracking device redirects his attention to the device and sees the dot move again. It comes to a stop again.
THE WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6v5nZEixTm
There!
The Warlocks turn to see a child with a squirt gun.
Suddenly, a bunch of children with squirt guns show up.
ONE OF THE CHILDREN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStRxuP3N7W
(to the child with the squirt gun)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2kquMUqEh
Ahhh Haaa! We gotcha!
The children squirt water on the child with their soaking squirt guns.
THE CHILD BEING SQUIRTED106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZzKQbYBQU
Uhh! You guys ain't playing FAIR!!
The Warlock looks at the tracking device. The moving dot stops.
THE WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGAX1Af8G4
There!
The Warlocks turn to see one of the giant bugs from Star Ship Troopers.
Three Mobil Infantry troopers show up.
ONE OF THE MOBIL INFANTRY TROOPS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4H85FCEtE
Kill'em! Kill'em all!!
The troops gun the bug down.
The Warlock looks at the tracking device. The dot stops.
THE WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9LnfXxlH6
There!
The Warlocks turn to see three young black women dressed as the bank robbers from the movie Set It Off.
ONE OF THE WOMEN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvub5h8CkJp
Ya stay on the ground and count to one hundred!
A bank security guard shows up.
BANK SECURITY GUARD106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYlzu4ufRy
I don't think so.
The bank security guard shoots the three young black females.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDnuX3T5OW
OKAY HOLD ON HERE!!! I'M SEEING EVERY TARGET HERE EXCEPT THE SIX PEOPLE WE WANT!!! 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY61cXw2Zw
(shouting at the top of his lungs; sounding funny)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmWs2FyM4X
THIS IS REAL STUPID!!!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRwWaq4E2F
But Grumpy. We didn't use up our amo. They did.
The Warlocks turn to see the group of people who showed up shooting.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZOCbGnZuv
(to the group of people who shot at the targets)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjGKO97IS2
Thank you guys for helping me and my Warlock crew save our amo. But your assistance is no longer needed.
Grumpy and the Warlocks shoots the people.
The device still beeps.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj49a7kIGK
Give me that!
Grumpy takes the device from the other Warlock. Grumpy then shines his light in the area where the beeping sound is coming from. It's a rat.
One of the Warlocks scream.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdk0hgrHfBr
A rat!!!
The Warlock attempts to jump into Grumpy's arms. Both fall down.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNu4WCx3Yn
(to the scared warlock)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFDtxA6iMD
What the hell are you doing!?! Get up and stop it!
They both get up.
They both turn to see a cat coming.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgDB8KrJKg
See, here comes a cat to eat the rat.
Suddenly, a dog barks. The cat takes off running into the dark while being chased by the dog.
After a few seconds, the dog scrams out of the dark running the opposite direction. A lion comes out of the dark and moves off screen.
Suddenly, the lion takes off running in the opposite direction. A group of African poachers with rifles walk on screen.
One of them points straight ahead off screen.
ONE OF THE POACHERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8tFHS04iZ
Oh no, it's Sheena!
The poachers take off running off screen in the opposite direction.
SHEENA, beautiful blond female, mid twenties, dressed like a jungle savage, walks on screen in front of the Warlocks while carrying a spear.
SHEENA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3Vu5ndfwi
(to the Warlocks)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHgK7yW9FB
The things I have to do to stop these while animals from becoming extinct.
Sheena then shakes her head out of frustration and chases the poachers.
The Warlocks sigh, then turn to see the malfunctioning holographic screen of Mr. Wise, Carl from Star Ship Troopers, and Biff repeatedly saying...
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhKCNMNixt
Get yourselves to Earth 3....
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrbaY5r3Ox
Would you like to know more?
BIFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwvhVreQ8j
BUTT HEADS!!!
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvbBQZQpGJ
Get yourselves to Earth 3.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jJ7FR18c4
Would you like to know more?
BIFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9YfCKsAXw
BUTT HEADS!!
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. TROPICAL AREA WITH BUILDINGS - DAY - AREAL VIEW
A space cruise ship ambles onto the scene, then ambles towards the dock by the city.
INT. SHIP - CONTINUOUS
Sai, Monk, Atillia, Fanny, Infantry, and Simon, along with Wilbert Wado and his group get ready to exit the ship with a bunch of other people.
As the door opens, natives greet them.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP3WAp6mdj
Thank you, thank you, thank you for your welcome everybody.
Wilbert Wado and his group approaches a random person.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHRpSstNV4
(to random person)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdhPATqaES
How does it feel living in one of the universe's paradise's?
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to the random person for him to speak.
RANDOM PERSON106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQT8p6P7hBL
Oh, I don't live here. I stowed away on a space cruise ship to get here.
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to his mouth.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwY3dLsDNA
Yeah, like we're supposed to believe that.
Suddenly, three police officers quickly approach the random person and grab him.
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClnmLn5xCe
You're under arrest for stowing away on a ship to come to Earth 3!
The cops subdue the random person to the ground and hand cuff him.
RANDOM PERSON106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmp9kPfIyi
(to the cops)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzoaV65zo2
I guess you're gonna charge me for robbing a multiple of banks and liquor stores in this town too!
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxz9sbe4eu
Like we're supposed to believe that.
Suddenly, an Asian guy dressed as a liquor store owner and a woman dressed up as a bank teller come to the scene.
ASIAN GUY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O1bNq9Fy1
That guy robbed my liquor store! And whenever he's in Los Angeles on planet Earth, he's being a minnis to South Central While Drinking His Juice in the Hood! Arrest that stupid punk!
BANK TELLER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbka7JS1Uqn
He came into the bank I work at and robbed us too! Trying to Set It Off! But I couldn't identify him! He was wearing a ski mask!
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZZvtQ6VtU
(to the random guy.)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtdTFKxfXX
Okay, I guess we believe you then. Now we're gonna read you your rights.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrTK4t5XQB
(to the first police officer)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfwZJjMkLM
No wait, I have a better idea. Let's SING the KMX ten seventy radio station song to him, telling him all he needs to know.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof troop walk up to the random guy as the cops stand him up.
ONE OF THE COPS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsc0XUtyhjU
Okay everybody, on the count of three. One, two, three.
EVERY POLICE OFFICER, THE BANK TELLER, THE STORE CLERK, AND WILBERT WADO AND THE GOOF TROOP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBUDoDGgMu
(singing; sounding awful)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEeDbJj5xl
All you need to knoooooowwww, KMX ten seventy news raaaadiiiiooooo!
Simon, Atilla, Monk, Sai, and Infantry look at the group of singing people funny. Fanny falls out laughing. The police then hall the suspect off.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyccynrTQ5
(meaning the singers)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9goHslImSc
I'll be happy to read them THEIR rights. They have a right to learn how to sing.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLZdQ1QyF5
Yeah, a right to get a life too.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12tSvnJTqN
Well, look on the bright side. They just gave us all a reason to laugh.
Wilbert Wado and his crew laugh.
Fanny laughs again.
As they look to see Simon, Atilla, Monk, Infantry, and Sai looking at them funny, Wilbert and his crew sighs in frustration.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4pUg827MH
Come on. Where's your sense of humor?
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf5t1CzMhP
Whenever we witness something weird like we just witnessed, our sense of humor disappears.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMN1V1pJCrf
Without a trace.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07J1riv9xh
Okay guys, it's time for us to do that. That is, disappear without a trace, to our rooms.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNCdZ6gnIr
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCPwBZZt0E
As soon as our bell boy gets here.
INT. A ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
Fanny and Atilla each sit in easy chairs chilling.
Atilla gets ready to speak, but then there's a knock at the door.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX7VotJvLc
Our food is here. Good.
Fanny waves her hand, causing the door to slide open. The room service woman enters with a cart that contains a tray of food.
ROOM SERVICE LADY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMt455fBHRf
I have an order for Atilla and Fanny, winners of the Wilbert Wado-
FANNY AND ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi0R5kgh8y
That's us.
A holographic circle appears in front of the room service lady.
Both Fanny and Atilla press their fingers on the holographic circle at the same time.
After a beeping sound is heard, the Room Service Lady reads the holographic screen and becomes happy.
ROOM SERVICE LADY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaAslLnLDf
Wow thank you that's a huge tip. WOOOOOO!
The Room Service Lady jumps up and hits her head on the ceiling, putting a hole in the ceiling.
Fanny laughs.
FANNY 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfc1yKeWY5
Atilla, didn't YOU do that when you found out you won a trip here?
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH702TUkfgw
I don't wanna talk about that.
The Room Service Lady leaves. Door slides closed.
Fanny gets ready to say something, but then there's another knock at the door.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8S6qfbYpES
Wanna get it or should-
Atilla walks towards the door before Fanny could finish her sentence.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigDfe7gjHW
...I?
Atilla opens the door. Two elderly black women stand at the door carrying books that read: AWAKE
EDERLY WOMAN #1106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVv8XzgaZ0
Hi. Are you prepared for Jehovia's return? Cause if you ain't...
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4MOxP78XO
I've accepted Jesus into my life when I was at Babylon 4, thank you.
Atilla closes the door.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgCfujAFbX
Who was that?
Atilla gets ready to say something, then there's another knock on the door.
Atilla goes back and opens the door. A pizza delivery boy stands at the door.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwxyWFFw8C
Someone order pizza hot and fresh?
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYJX1laSSc
No we did not you got the wrong room. Try the studio where they're shooting that limp bizket video titled shut the 'F' up. Their pizza delivery boy ate all of theirs.
Atilla closes the door.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0x74ZRkUN
Who was that?
Atilla gets ready to say something, but then there's another knock at the door.
Atilla sighs in frustration.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnxB8cokfH
God if one more person knocks at this freaking door.
Atilla opens the door. It turns out to be two little girls sailing girl scout cookies. They get ready to say something simultaneously but...
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hzK9Sha26
We don't want any.
Atilla closes the door.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgKCHN2Z9I
Fanny, next time, YES, I want you to get the annoying door.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SfAmVNIAS
It's not the door that's annoying. It's the solicitors who come knocking. Oh and by the way, the rap group Limp Bizkit, they died back in the 21st century.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡew8lHM20Vk
That was my point exactly to the pizza delivery boy. Cause we didn't order any pizza.
EXT. BEACH - DAY
People play and relax on the shore.
A cruise ship rises out of the water and goes to dock.
EXT - PARKING LOT NEAR STORE - DAY
A sign by the entrance to the parking lot reads: Welcome to IKIKI BEACH... CAMERA pans lower to show the rest of the sign that reads: We got the name for this beach from the movie Spirit of 76....
EXT. PLAYGROUND AREA - DAY
Wilbert Wado stands with his group while interviewing a little boy and his two year older sister.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukBDKiDZWK
So what brings you here to this beach today?
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to the child's mouth. The child stands there looking surprised.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTnrYhOpvN
Don't be shy, talk to the audience.
THE LITTLE BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NnVD1HAJG
Me and my sister are vacationing.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBa2AQWdbgm
You and your older sister are vacationing. By yourselves?
The little boy and his sister laugh, along with the other children.
THE LITTLE BOY AND THE LITTLE GIRL106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb1O7tDLuW
Nooooo.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPK2FzG0pE
Wait a minute, how silly of me. Of course you two aren't by yourselves, if you're with each other.
THE LITTLE GIRL106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWe8M0DPIdQ
Oh my God.
The boy, his sister, and the other children laugh.
EXT. BEACH - DAY
Two beautiful girls and one guy play catch with a football.
Sai, Infantry, Monk, and Simon sit on a really huge blanket speaking with Mr. Wise and Mss. Wise, who are on a holographic screen sitting on a couch.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVkrfhwGFr
I just started receiving word that the Warlocks are on their way to your location. They're gonna try to ruin you guys' vacation like the Mangalors did Korban Dallas and LeeLue's vacation in the Fifth Element.
The four men receive confused looks on their faces.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPUWTP7Vgb
Wait wait wait, how can someone vacation in an Element that's part of the periotic table?
Mr and Miss Wise get confused looks on their faces.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlttGI8Ly98
Wait, I think he means the movie that's over 300 years old TITLED the Fifth Element.
MISS WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQvVahKrnm
Yes, exactly that.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUjRboruOo
Okay, what does this have to do with Warlocks coming here to the beach?
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlNRzgo4BC
I told you, they're going to act like the Mangalors in the Fifth Element. They're gonna attempt to ruin the vacations of the people on that Earth 3 beach you guys are at.
MISS WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXqymtzJOM
And we're telling you what to do.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5l4pkKl44K
No you're not. You and your husband are talking about a 300 year old movie.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWTsJsvZgt
A movie that's starring Bruce Dallas.
MISS. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJInqtgm2OD
If you four would listen to us, we'll tell you what to do when the Warlocks arrive.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBZKeQqSTz
And his name was Bruce WILLIS, not Dallas. I want you guys to perform the same acts that were performed in the one of the Resident Evil sequels, and the comedy movie titled American Pie.
Suddenly, Sai, Monk, Simon, and Infantry look into the sky to see a Warlock ship landing.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13M9LRtFYB
That's the Warlocks now.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmhX8ULP9v
(to Mr. and Miss Wise)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHvwGHzPif
Sorry ya, we gotta go. The four of us got a job you two told us to do to do.
Simon presses a button, causing the holographic image to vanish.
The four men stand to their feet.
EXT. THE AREA OF THE KIDS - SAME TIME
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400, are still entertaining the kids when suddenly, Atilla and Fanny run up to them.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsitxQs0j4t
Wilbert, you guys gotta see this.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E360mao6u
See what.
Fanny presses a button on her watch, causing a holographic image to appear, which showed the Warlocks getting off of their ship.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYXIXTGOIE
Warlocks are here. We need the kids to panic while you and your goof troop 2400 team say something insulting and funny about them like Ruby Rod said something funny and insulting about the Mangalors in the Fifth Element.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dREqU0a8y
No problem.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJ9I0WUp2Q
(to the kids)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvNugaB35d
Okay kids, it's time for you to run around scared and panic. The Warlocks have arrived.
Suddenly the kids start panicking, running, and screaming.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU25RgYrdXa
(to Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uEu6gW3EF
Okay guys, say your part.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugEuLkGFc6
Right!
WILBERT WADO AND HIS CREW106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWIX1q1qUY
Oh our God! OH OUR GOD. We're being attacked. We know who they are and they're everywhere! They're Warlocks! And they're UGLY! They got big foreheads, big teeth, and stuff like that! And they STANK!!!
EXT. BEACH - DAY
The Warlocks stand face to face with Sai, Simon, Infantry, and Monk.
WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOcntoI2kE
We're going to teach you guys a lesson. One you're going to remember and never forget.
Simon looks to see one of the two girls throwing the football to the guy, who's paying attention to the Warlocks.
Simon runs towards the two girls and guy playing catch. Before the football could hit the guy in the groin, Simon intercepts it, then throws the foot ball at one of the Warlocks, hitting him in the groin.
THE GUY PLAYING CATCH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ939Ld5Hqvn
Thank you, sir. I thought that ball was about to hit ME in the groin.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ5F56kGQj
Yeah, well good thing you thought wrong.
THE GUY PLAYING CATCH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBaBVsQAUy
Yeah, thank God.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBFNtniBRE
I got something for you Warlocks. Something that happened in a Bruce Lee movie centuries ago.
Monk draws out a pare of nunchucks, and hits one of the Warlocks in the head, causing him to hold his head, scream, then look at Monk with anger on his face.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYdQS3VrMi
How do you like that?
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDaIFXaTsl
I'm going to treat one of you like one of the bad guys in the first Rush Hour movie.
Sai draws a gun.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZ8JfGhGjt
(meaning the gun, to one of the Warlocks)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xjtDAHz9f
See this?
Sai tosses the gun aside. As the Warlock goes to get the gun, Sai tries to get the gun, while at the same time, the Warlock and Sai are blocking each other's punches and kicks. Sai hits the Warlock in the face, knocking him down.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfAjKA8Vz5
Now I have an idea.
Infantry points to one of the Warlocks.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6CCWvB5EE
You, tell me that you hear that my Lieutenants a real nut buster like that young man in Star Ship Troopers!
WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBntQeZFEL
With pleasure. I hear that your Lieutenants a REAL nut buster.
Infantry punches the Warlock in the face, knocking him down.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDifKZTlcsz
Nobody talks about the Lieutenant that way! He saved my life.
The two girls who were playing catch approach the area.
ONE OF THE GIRLS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiE9QaIgQKz
Me too.
THE OTHER GIRL106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTusdX3wDUX
Me too.
The Warlocks stand back up in anger.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBAz8aleF1
Alright, EVERYBODY, CUT ALL THE BOLONEY! JUST CUT ALL THE BOLONEY!!! It's time for us to teach you guys that lesson!
The Warlocks pull out guns.
ATILLA AND FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlzjpMEzUX
Guys.
The Warlocks look to Fanny and Atilla.
ATILLA AND FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0r6ScSUa08
Bad idea.
An early 2000's police car drives and parallel parks in front of the Warlocks.
Atilla and Fanny draw guns and open fire at the police car.
The police car slides sideways, hits two of the Warlocks, then at the same time, from the fire power, the Warlocks and the police car lifts into the air.
THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1FkqZr1oz
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!
The police car crash lands to the ground with the two Warlocks trapped underneath it.
Atilla fires at the Warlocks with two guns.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
Fanny turns a back flip while firing at two Warlocks who charge for her.
As soon as Fanny lands back on her feet the two Warlocks fall dead....
BACK TO SCENE:
Atilla and Fanny stand back to back.
ATILLA AND FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSefTSwfkG
Resident Evil Retribution Style!
The remaining Warlocks draw their guns.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82h390Oe8q
(to Atilla and Fanny)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuQ6163dVm
You two women aren't getting away with this! There are smart bullets in our guns. And you two aren't getting out of this alive! We're going to kill you two right here.
The remaining Warlocks open fire.
CAMERA FOLLOWS THE BULLETS UNTIL the drill Sergeant from Jarheads gets in front of them and holds out his hand.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X5nvm5UW9
HALT!!!!
The bullets stop in mid air.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0inaZlhQdw
You stupid bullets are smart bullets! Now I order you to turn bout face, and kill the enemy!
The smart bullets turn around and head back for the remaining Warlocks.
THE REMAINING WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP2KbGM8or
OHHHHHH NOOOOO!
The bullets hit the remaining Warlocks, killing them, except for Grumpy. Grumpy presses a button on his watch to beam aboard an unseen space ship.
People on the beach clap and cheer. As the people on the beech come together in the crowd, they lift up Sai, Simon, Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Fanny, and the Drill Sergeant.
Suddenly, everyone's attention goes to a random waitor, who holds a tray containing a plate with cut boloney.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnWfxi7C9S
It's a good thing I wore a bullet proof vest when Grumpy shot me. Now he got away again.
WAITOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLrr7SuvsA
Uh excuse me. Did someone order cut boloney?
The crowd points to the dead Warlocks.
WAITOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2NNbqxe2B
Oh, they're dead. Leaves more for me.
The waitor walks away eating the boloney.
EXT. HOTEL RESORT - MOMENTS LATER
People walk about.
INT. HOTEL RESORT - CONTINUOUS
Infantry, Sai, Monk, Simon, Atilla, and Fanny enter the lobby area bragging in ad-libs via their battle with the Warlocks at the beach. Suddenly there's a beeping sound. They all check their watches.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbwz2kvxaq
I think that was my watch.
Another beeping sound.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3Ed8YMChQ
I think it's all of our watches.
They look at their watches.
ALL SIX OF THEM106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzdc0vAuKc
(speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrsH1z7vER
It's Mr. Wise.
A holographic screen appears showing Mr. Wise.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8IHReELCM
Hey Mr. Wise what's up?
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJhXnecWhi
What's up is I heard you guys kicked some Warlock butt on the beach on Earth 3, good job.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkobiR6bEgO
Yeah you should've been there. We showed them.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbyELaOZbz
Actually I saw the news on the media, It's kind'a like I was there. But anyway, Grumpy and his remaining Warlocks headed to a planet three hundred light years away from Earth 3. It's the planet with the huge waste land.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNjxQpQWwA
What's the name of this planet, Mr. Wise.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWhZUAuDbm
I just told you, the planet with the huge waist land.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvGaKMHooU
What kind of name for a planet is that?
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKwP8Tzb2o
I have no idea, I didn't name the planet. But that's where your final assignment to get rid of the remainder of these Warlocks will be. You must leave to go to the planet with the huge waste land in a few days.
PRODUCER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BL1J0kpTQ
Okay aaannnd cut!
Everyone stops what they're doing.
Someone points off screen.
THE PERSON POINTING106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY08M9ASDQ5
What in the stupid dog on heck?
The producer looks to the direction where a newly wedded couple cuts a wedding cake together.
PRODUCER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4biZ3vBrH
(to the newly wedded couple)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpypGv7rDv
What are you guys doing? What are you two doing HERE?
BRIDE 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnJLSxydom
You just said cut.
GROOM 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhM3WbAKe5
So we're CUTTING. Cutting our wedding cake.
PRODUCER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ucDY5Qp01
I wasn't talking to you two, I was talking to my crew.
GROOM AND BRIDE 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRZkdxwQEC
OOOhhhhh.
PRODUCER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OFnlT7Yz3
You two are supposed to be at my studio on Earth playing a newly wedded couple in my comedy movie. Now go buy a space plane ticket, fly to Earth, and get to work!
GROOM AND BRIDE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFC3echrAj
Okay.
GROOM106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUChyrZKk6D
Okay.
BRIDE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmIWClMFtB
Okay.
THE NEWLY WEDDED COUPLE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZIRVooxP8
(speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiUu31znMr
Okay.
PRODUCER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6lUIegsbz
Go! While it's still the 24th century!
The Wedding couple grab their wedding cake and take off running, until they trip and fall, with the cake crumbling everywhere.
THE NEWLY WEDDED COUPLE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjp8qPkkt7
Ahhhh maaaan!
GROOM106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnU7q9oiJdr
Now we CAN'T have our cake and eat it too.
The bride sighs in frustration.
The producer shakes his head.
PRODUCER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sZhJCJquA
(meaning the newly wedded couple)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY0nGsXaNl
What a couple of newly wedded yo yo cases.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsblFh1fYuy
(to the crew)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoqCgUX1eb
Okay, now we're gonna shoot the scene that takes place on the planet with the huge waist land.
EXT. WASTE LAND - AREAL VIEW - DAY
JUNKY
Superb: Planet with the huge waste land.... a few days later.
A space vessel ambles into the scene.
EXT. OUTDOOR SPACE PORT - DAY
BUSY/JUNKY
The space vessel lands.
Near a shuttle van, a guy dressed in a late 20th century police uniform, OFFICER SMITH, stands while holding a baton. With a black thuggish dressed person known as THE THUG.
OFFICER SMITH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTHhTJT24e
Why ain't you holding up the sign for Sai, Monk, Atilla, Fanny, Artillary, and Simon Phonix to find us.
THE THUG106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49XHRLZU5z
Cause I don't know what they look like.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with his baton, causing The Thug to hold up his hands.
OFFICER SMITH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5I9bUhlfC
What the heck kind of stupid reason to not hold the sign up is that! Hold up the freaking sign!
THE THUG106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgocY0jZVf
(nervously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFcLyJsphh
Okay Mr. Officer, please don't harass me. I'll hold up the stupid sign.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with the baton once more, causing The Thug to hold up his hands again.
THE THUG106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg4vL1ChCo
What!?!
OFFICER SMITH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5UxWw3Jdg
STUPID SIGN! I said it was a FREAKING SIGN!
THE THUG106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IC9E1xZlg
Okay then, FREAKING sign.
The Thug pulls a peace of paper out of his pocket, unfolds it, than holds it up.
Officer Smith threatens him with the baton again.
OFFICER SMITH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpwwKO0eMo
THAT'S TOO LITTLE!
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrl6PxFoVe
Excuse me.
They're attention goes to Simon, Monk, Sai, Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yTif6FRZS
You two must be officer Smith and The Thug.
OFFICER SMITH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJdugWJ0Ta
Yes. That must have been a lucky guess.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpd7FxmgjL4
(meaning the thug)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKZwhfcbyU
This gang banging thug here made the sign too little.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1uOEEJ36A
No it wasn't a lucky guess, it was a dead give away. Guess how long the six of us have been standing here watching you two act a fool.
Officer Smith and The Thug think for a few seconds.
OFFICER SMITH AND THE THUG106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlLR8yM6S9
(speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1XxuvMVVB
We give up. How long?
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRUGSO7yN9
Long enough to know that we're at the right shuttle van.
OFFICER SMITH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUwShNuRj5
Then why are we standing here still quoting stupid 'on the nose' dialogue for this movie than? Let's go.
As the doors to the van open, everyone except The Thug and Officer Smith start towards the van.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with his baton again, causing the thug to react in fright.
OFFICER SMITH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSx8kXUy8kc
GET IN THE RETARDED UGLY DEMENTED VAN!
The Thug jumps in fright while screaming like a girl, then quickly gets into the van.
EXT. SCORCHED DESERT ROAD - DAY
The van drives through the scorched desert. Two suns are visible in the sky.
EXT. WASTE LAND - CONTINUOUS.
The van drives into a city of ruins. Many poor people walk about.
Suddenly, the van pulls over and parallel parks.
Everyone gets out. The doors to the van close.
They all walk towards a gate. As the gate scans Officer Smith and The Thug, the gate opens, allowing everyone to enter.
As soon as they're all inside the gate and the gate begins to close, Atilla see's Ray, Charles, and Disco walking in the opposite way of her.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWaRcAwmvm
Atilla.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZbfoZ36wy
Disco. I thought you, Ray and Charles were in prison.
They shake their heads.
RAY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJmhVIeH61
We repented and accepted Jesus into our lives at the end of our court hearing.
CHARLES106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu7GJXVYCI
So they sentenced us to live here instead.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ778Bc2rE7c
Oh, it's good that you repented.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nCBFSUQF2
If we all have one thing in common, it's that we all need God.
INT. AN OLD LARGE STADIUM - DAY
Disco, Ray, and Charles enter with Infantry, Atilla, Sai, Simon, Fanny, Officer Smith, and The Thug.
Stadium has a huge basket ball court in the center.
An old band called the Dixie Humming birds sing a gospel song called "Let's go out to the programs" while on stage.
Other people looked as if they were busy.
Disco walked through the stadium with his party while pointing to the surroundings.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbm00xSr0VJ
Everyone you see here is working on our plan to defeat the remaining of these Warlocks. And there's many more left than all of us put together can count.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnanQ37mQs
Auh, Disco.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucn9h62ZiZ
Yeah Simon what's up?
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o6YP5av58
You say everyone in here's preparing for the battle against the Warlocks.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRTIs3p1Hk
That's what I just said, you are correct.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CiCRemQJx
Okay, how are the Dixie Humming Birds helping to prepare for some kind of battle? They're just singing on stage.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6O0egRpYgT
We often take breaks. Everyone's gotta rest every now and then.
DIXIE HUMMING BIRDS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDq113Exqw
(singing)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq5bL7rbTE
Come out to the programs whenever they're in your town....
The song ends. Everyone drops what they're doing and applaud.
Suddenly, the BLIND BOYS OF ALABAMA, who are being leg by security guards, are seen approaching with Mr. Wise.
Officer Smith points to them.
OFFICER SMITH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IQ98J7DZU
Those are the Blind Boys of Alabama. They traveled here from Earth. They're gonna sing next.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtUIzVXtxV
Hey Officer Smith, that you?
OFFICER SMITH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63uioIiKZt
Me and Mr. Wise's chosen crew.
The rest of Mr. Wise's chosen crew and the Blind Boys of Alabama greet each other in ad-libs.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJJdt56Pdz
(to the Blind Boys of Alabama)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7jYjopyFs
Aright ya, good luck singing on stage.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwFoGVO7wj
We don't go by luck. We walk by faith and not by sight.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ25NqBKcB
I see.
The Blind Boys of Alabama reply with a thanks in ad-libs.
As soon as the Blind Boys of Alabama were on stage, they began singing the song, MY MIND IS GONE.
Mr. Wise's chosen party look at each other funny while listening to the lyrics.
Infantry approaches Mr. Wise.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNI47SArjV
ARE their minds' gone for real?
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4XijnQKCH
Please, don't make fun of the gospel singers.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDByZLMs2p
Na, I was joking... Not making fun of them.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasY9RN0wzx
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoaNJlVEyh
Wait, you tell me not to make fun of them, why were YOU looking at them weird just now?
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zc4HbMhnh
I had that look on my face because I never heard that kind of song before.
INT. A GAME ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
A guy they call THE GAME BOY, light skinned black male, 5'8", plays one of the arcade games. There are many arcade games standing in this room as well.
Bartabe and his gang of criminals are playing the arcade games.
Mr. Wise enters the room with Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Simon, Fanny, Sai, Disco, Ray, and Charles.
Bartabe and his gang cease from playing the arcade games as they turn to see the party who have just showed up.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcT5hY4lKF
Bartabe?
BARTABE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMP2iENahp5
Yes Mr. Wise. Me and my crew accepted Jesus right before we were sentenced just like Disco did.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdb5n3a8I58
Praise God then.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmjsXWcIN8
God really DOES work miracles.
BARTABE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzxSZIFR3O
Right. You ain't seen a miracle yet. Wait until we have our huge meeting in the huge stadium with characters from other movies.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8vYDNRQAS
Bartabe, don't give the rest of this movie away.
BARTABE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPdVuOBqTX
Sorry.
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35PjUXN2ts
Oh hey Mr. Wise. Glad you could make it with your crew.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4wYFZ0j3O
(to the crew he entered with; meaning the game boy)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9puPC0GMHi
Guys, I want you to meet, The Game Boy.
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7azdrCmyMq
What's happening guys. As you can see for obvious reasons when you observe your surroundings in this room, they call me The Game Boy.
Simon nods his head.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZIMJL1XH3
Yes sir, we find that reason obvious.
INT. GAME ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
The Game Boy shows the entire group the arcade game Mortal Kombat II. On the game, they see Shang T-sung picking Jonny Cage up and sucking his soul out.
THE MORTAL KOMBAT VIDEO GAME106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5PGbYFcXM
Shang T-sung wins... FATALITY.
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3rxeHDZqH
Okay, now this finishing move you saw, this would probably be the best finishing move to happen to any Warlock IF we capture any and put into the game world of Mortal Kombat II.
JONNY CAGE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDQpC9Idgy
You just had to demonstrate Shang Sung doing that move on me.
The entire gang turns to see Jonny Cage.
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy12EskyCy3
Jonny Cage. I didn't hear you walk in.
Jonny Cage nods his head.
JONNY CAGE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOn6PfWpeB5
That's to show you how popular this game was nearly 400 years ago. It would have so much of your attention, that you don't pay attention to anything else going on around you.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96zg28PJjG
Hey Game Boy.
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6mSJWNUF4
Yeah, Simon Phenix what is it?
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVDnl5C32L
No, Simon PHONIX. Simon PHENIX is the character from Demolition Man.
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM05d1zwv5
Okay, okay, as they used to say in the old days, my bad.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNJmdFD6yr
People still say that.
The Game Boy gestures out of slight frustration.
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuEX6YiOOU
Um yes Simon, what is it you need?
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7sRQbpXKV
Okay, the Mortal Kombat II video game with Shang Sung is a good way to take out a Warlock if we transport him into the game, by why not other violent video games? Like Double Dragon, Super Mario Brothers, Streets of Rage, Street Fighter? THOSE GAMES?
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ608nRhtpHJ
Streets of Rage, Double Dragon, and Street Fighter doesn't have deadly finishing moves, and number two, Super Mario Brothers isn't violent enough.
Suddenly, Mr. Wise's wrist watch beeps.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ywgr1VXxj
Hang on everyone, someone's beeping me.
Mr. Wise views his watch.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRfN26KFAn
Oh good. The genius who's able to pull characters out of movies has just arrive.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdwDajGgKx
Wait, a genius who's able to pull characters out of movies?
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLz3L7dCPT2
Is that the reason Biff Tannan from Back to the Future showed up at Simon Phonix's attempt arrest calling everyone a butthead?
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb26pno6ksT
And the Judges from Judge Dredd too? AND Carl from Star Ship Troopers?
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTJe0x7jPG
Is he planning to use certain movie characters to help us fight these Warlocks?
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHu3NDcfNh
(answering all questions)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugz8gAN0Y1
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
The group looks at Mr. Wise weird.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLuxjbHjeT
Why are ya all looking at me like that? 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOEMEibn1Y
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqBaJezWiS
This is no time for confusion. Those Warlocks are out there. To defeat them all, we need all the amazing help that seems impossible that we can get.
Silence for a few seconds. Then the group looks at each other.
Everyone looks as the door opens.
The person who just entered turns out to be Biff.
BIFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsw8RJv7DCC
Okay! When do we get to take out these Warlock butt heads!?!
INT. A REALLY HUGE WEAR HOUSE - DAY
Micheal Myers from the Halloween movies practices fighting with his knife.
The huge alien from Independance Day 2 paces back and forth.
The Alien and the Predator prepare their weapons.
Camera pans to show the T-rex and Spinosaurus from Jurrasic park standing next to each other.
Three Mangalors from the Fifth Element speak amongst each other.
The bug from Starship Troopers that looks like a giant ant, moves about in a small spot while a mobile infantry troop stands holding his rifle.
Carl walks up to the trooper.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BZqeMBZJ3
We killed some of the Warlocks already. Are you and the bug ready to kill more?
THE STARSHIP TROOPER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37k9qfXGBV
Sir yes we are sir!
Jason Voorhies, Jason X from the movie Jason X, Freddy Kreugar, Pennywise, Chucky, and Leather face from Chainsaw Massecure speak to each other (mos).
The three Judges from Judge Dredd speak amongst each other.
The Wicket Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz flies around on her broom laughing.
Jabba the Hut, and the small creature that sticks with him from Star Wars speak (mos).
THE MOVIE BUFF, who's a guy with big eyes and marshmellow colored skin, stands with Simon Phonix, and Officer Smith.
Simon Phonix and Officer Smith observe all the movie characters, then look at the Movie Buff funny.
THE MOVIE BUFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1eM3iKBst
What's the matter guys. Just because I'm the movie buff you expected me to be buff?
OFFICER SMITH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wVRsGsTNU
No, I'm worried about most of these movie characters you pulled out of movies. If they start fighting amongst each other, some of them are too great and extreme for me to try to place under arrest.
THE MOVIE BUFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWSisPTKnO
Auh non sense. They won't do any harm to you, anyone on our side, nor each other. We're all gathered here to fight one army. The evil demonic Warlocks.
The movie buff looks off screen.
THE MOVIE BUFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiTCBYZ6pX
Oh, here comes more characters. And some are TV sitcom characters too.
Officer Smith and Simon looks to see Steve Urkle from Family Matters, the two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4, Screech from Saved By The Bell, and the Crack Head Grandmother from Don't Be A Menis to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood approaching.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQJEAxLL3r
Steve Urkle and Screech?
Simon looks at The Movie Buff funny.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nfS5eVFyx
(meaning Steve Urkle and Screech)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBRs4AswrG
What are they supposed to do, annoy the Warlocks to death?
THE MOVIE BUFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgROkpnMmb
Have you ever watched a single episode of Family Matters AND/OR Saved by the Bell? I think that's possible. And Screech from Saved By The Bell, I believe, knows Karate.
The group shows up.
THE MOVIE BUFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SsS4TbXCu
Okay guys.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lfO4ktpaE
(meaning the Rival Gang Members)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRyNnDOe7a
As you know Officer Smith, Simon Phonix, these are the rival gang members from Scary Movie 4 who shot and killed each other instead of the aliens in the movie Scary Movie 4.
OFFICER SMITH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO17aLUvjg0
(to the gang members)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgtl4vXcrr
Aright you gang members. I don't wanna see any of that crap about you guys killing each other here in this movie. If you all kill each other instead of the Warlocks, I'm placing you all under arrest.
The entire group laughs.
THE MOVIE BUFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8JjJ7ECSw
(to Officer Smith)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z0dwhEL8h
Can't put dead people in Jail. I told you they won't do any harm to each other.
OFFICER SMITH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYS7MyAEyp
I knew that.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGUODlpuJ1
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzdujOxRJ7
I just wanted this movie to be extra funny.
Officer Smith laughs.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghFCK7g7qC
There'll be a meeting in the stadium in forty five minutes. Forty five EARTH minutes.
Suddenly, everyone's attention goes to the door as it's heard opening. KAUN from Star Trek Into Darkness enters.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAdBw8BZ8D
Hey everyone. I'm Kaun the invincible human being from Star Trek Into Darkness, I just got here. Hope I'm not late.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWu9LDYxrE
No, Kaun, you actually showed up at the right time. In about forty five EARTH minutes, we're all gonna meet in the stadium.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtXBs6epG6
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywhozyz4z0
Well, forty three and a half minutes now.
INT. STADIUM - MOMENTS LATER
Everyone is gathered in the main part of the wear house. They're all watching a holographic image of Billy Grahm preaching about salvation.
Superb: 43 and a half minutes later....
Yes, even the two dinosaurs, the bugs from Starship Troopers, the Predator, the Alien, Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Micheal Myers, and Leather Face are listening.
Suddenly, the sermon comes to a conclusion. The holographic image of Billy Grahm vanishes.
Everyone's attention goes to Mr. Wise as he steps up on the stage.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FeDYPKeKU
I'm glad I have everyone's attention. Soon.... And very soon.... We will be fighting the largest most extreme battle in the history of sci fi spoof movies.
People stand listening to Mr. Wise.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUygLzwiD9H
This will be a great time for those of you who haven't been saved, to become saved.
Mr. Wise still speaks with the audience.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXjJhLi8Bu
This means asking Jesus into your life if you haven't done that before.
Jason, Jason X, Micheal Myers, Freddy Krugaur, Leather face, Pennywise, and Chucky the doll stand together.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKeGLueFta
All you people, you know who you are. It never matters how bad or how scary of a movie character you are, you can never go too far for God to forgive you.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0z0cihmJXt
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJ2Z4A9AEP
Well unless you're a demonic being. But nobody here is a demonic being. Some of you may have been possessed by demonic influences, but you're still not a demonic being.
Mr. Wise still speaks with the audience.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPcdvO7nCn
So those of you who have not been saved, please come down to the front of the stage, and I'll be happy to pray with you all to invite Jesus into your lives.
Micheal Myers, Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Leather Face, and the chucky doll make their way to the stage.
People clap and cheer.
The two elderly women with their awake booklets stand next to each other.
EDERLY WOMAN #1106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXu8Un0Ltz
(to Elderly woman #2)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7Feqm9qlB
You know, if we go continue to tell people about Jesus, we gotta be saved ourselves.
EDERLY WOMAN #2106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2usVkkhrdv
Then we better go down there then.
The two elderly women walk down towards the stage.
THE GIRL'S SKOUT COOKIE SELLING GIRLS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuvOvv9W50
(speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5WbXNmyPT
I'm going too.
The girl walks towards the stage.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sABnFLEY0
I'm going down there too.
The pizza delivery boy walks towards the stage.
BIFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ25SBTpn1F
Yeah, I'm going to the stage to accept Jesus too. The Devil's a butthead!
Biff heads for the stage.
JASON106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyY3Cg6qMt
Mr. Wise, this is the only time I'm gonna speak in a movie. Of course you know that I'm Jason Voorhies from Friday the 13th. I need to accept Jesus into my life because I don't wanna do a remake of Jason Goes to Hell.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8mKIvTz8Z
That's a fairly good reason.
Jason X approaches as well.
JASON X106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeu0KV0SAQN
Same goes for me....106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wwmqpdJsi
(meaning Jason)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpcLFCbfBw
For both of us actually. This is the only time I'M speaking too.
FREDDY KRUGUAR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIDjWzpBKl
I need to accept Jesus into my life, because as you can tell just by looking at me, I've already been burned up enough without going to hell. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
LEATHER FACE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMmN43yOXi
I need to be saved. Because rubber doesn't hold up to good in fire.
CHUCKY THE DOLL106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWxyURNKjq
And neither does plastic, and that's what I'M made of.
PENNYWISE 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSh9VgUzriB
Ha ha ha ha ha. Once I accept Jesus into my life, it will be the Devil and his demons who are afraid of me instead of children. Ha Ha ha ha ha.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 2106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLsE1yyTsz
This is the only time I'm speaking without using telepathy. I just want you to know that the devil and his demons had us kill many humans in Independence day one and two, and I wanna accept Jesus into my life because I've been dying for some pay back.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrRO22e0Sa
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDozq3ySSR
Only ONE time will I fight on the same side as humans.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeWFpd03cm
(to the huge alien from independence day 2)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4mujRVhCV
All you're gonna need is this one time.
Mr. Wise sees the girl scout girl, the pizza delivery boy, Biff, the two elderly women, Sheena and the African Poachers, the Predator, the Alien, Urkle, the two rival gangs, Jaba the Hut, the Wicket Witch, Kaun, the Crack Head Grandma, The Mangalors, the Star Ship Trooper, and Screech approaching the stage.
Carl from Starship Troopers, Jonny Cage, The Thug, and Officer Smith are approaching the stage.
Mr. Wise steps off stage towards the entire large group of unsaved people.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nqDJ8npZw
Okay, let's bow our heads.
The group bows their heads.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1sSJTRAXA
I want you all to say this prayer with all of your hearts. Say Dear Lord Jesus.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMCoeQem3I
Dear Lord Jesus.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyMEQMXxH7
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNlBosUEVU
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObVVVVpofC
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14YPmWjAe0
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwJCSuo10X
I now receive you as my Lord and savior.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSM0E5V5nX
I now receive you as my Lord and savior.
MR. WISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE2Nz2hnv5
Amen.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ieKshhFVC
Amen.
The people cheer like never before, gradually congratulating the Characters who have just got saved.
The Alien and the Predator shake hands and hug.
Jason and Freddy shake hands and hug.
FREDDY KRUGUAR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQ4NjrJYRK
(to Jason)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbeHBYt7FH
My brother.
Suddenly, FOREST GUMP, who's old and has gray hair, wears glasses, dressed like a rocket scientist, and FOREST GUMP Jr, who's now a grown man with brunette hair, shows up with ANNIE from the movie SPEED.
The Movie Buff approaches them.
THE MOVIE BUFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlTiKDsmlO
Oh good. Forest Gump, Forest Gump Jr., and Annie from the movie Speed; I'm glad you guys made it.
FOREST GUMP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Eze9YAsFN
I'm delighted that you are thrilled about me and my son's arrival. For I know that we are approximately 10.3 light years from Earth, plus a few miles and quite a few meters.
The Movie Buff has an extremely surprised look on his face.
FOREST GUMP JR.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHezAU5bGzW
Oh, my father's not stupid anymore. I mean of course you know the old saying, we learn as we get older.
FOREST GUMP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eiFuEcNqW
Yes. And with this high I.Q. I now possess, his deceased mother, who's name was Jenny, would be as proud of both of us like the gravitational pull of the black hole is so strong that even light can't escape.
ANNIE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0nltqk3lG
And don't worry.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFVNbi9FkF
(meaning Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr.)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvkV8hyVoy
They prayed with me to accept Jesus while we were on our way here.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGpjJIM45P
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4f9zE3NrFv
Because I'm the worst driver, and I figured I need to be saved if I'm gonna constantly get into too many automobile accidents.
THE MOVIE BUFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oYbXMAcnU
Good.
Infantry shows up.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFY0AoDsmC
(to the movie buff; extremely puzzled.)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEVdBTGqoY
Forest Gump? And Forest Gump Jr?106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONqkEMOulH
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9w5NigESB
And Annie from the movie Speed and Speed 2 cruise control?
ANNIE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23aVyYVuyZ
I had to come. Being that I'm the most worst driver, I wanna be here to drive recklessly and run as MANY Warlocks down as I can.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoaUGnna30
OOOOkay.
Infantry looks to Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr.
FOREST GUMP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyX4uCVllIr
It shouldn't be difficult for me to fight these Warlocks we're currently at war with. I fought in Vietnaum. And that's all I have to say about that.
FOREST GUMP JR.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNESWaBXcIL
I'm here because I wanna have my dad's back.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bg2bUxxym
Good.
Suddenly, a bomb is heard dropping.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
An explosive makes a noise as it's falling to the ground. The explosive hits the ground and explodes.
Warlocks go flying everywhere.
Mr. Wise and Miss Wise shoots a few Warlocks.
Ray, Charles, and Disco shoot Warlocks with sling shots.
The Movie Buff throws baseballs at Warlocks.
THE MOVIE BUFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgbgcTM0ZL
(to the warlocks)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGyD2VTl2S
I got many baseballs. Here's one from the movie Little Big League.
The Movie Buff throws a baseball and hits a Warlock.
THE MOVIE BUFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mZQhwXS5m
Here's another baseball from the movie The Sand Lot.
The Movie Buff throws another baseball, hitting another Warlock in the groin.
The Movie Buff picks up a few more baseballs and throws them at a few more Warlocks.
THE MOVIE BUFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7q2h0z9Dv
And here's a few more baseballs. From the movies Major League, Angels in the Outfield, and I got some bad news for you! THE BAD NEWS BEARS!106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwszoIhlzik
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWI55D63CR
I'm sure you all hate the baseball from ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD the most!
The Warlocks who have been hit with the baseballs are in a daze. The Warlocks then fall dead.
THE MOVIE BUFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80coew5052
(to the Warlocks)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwJM5BMXEw
Strike 3! YOU'RE OUT!106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2OjvbTzrF
(to the viewers in the movie theater audience)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxmreh2mOj
If there's any other baseball movies I left out, I'm sorry. The writer of this script didn't see them all.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEG6r962R2
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodoHDV36F6
And sometimes there's just not enough baseballs.
Wilbert Wado and his crew throws cakes and pies at Warlocks.
A Warlock tank speeds towards Carl from Starship Troopers. A Warlock stands up out of the tank and fires at Carl.
Carl loads a nuke grenade launcher, aims the nuke grenade launcher at the Warlock tank, then opens fire.
Nuke grenade hits the Warlock tank. Warlock tank explodes.
Carl looks towards us.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjUXnGnEbZ
(meaning the Warlocks in the blown up tank)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGQXbfs0IN
THEY won't be knowing any MORE.
Mangalores open fire on the Warlocks.
Spinosaurus and T-Rex Eat as many Warlocks as they can while wearing giant bibs big enough to fit them.
Infantry jumps into the air and kicks two of the Warlocks with a split kick.
Atilla kicks a Warlock in the head with an inside crescent kick. Another Warlock tries to hit her. Atilla catches that Warlock's punch, spins, and flips him.
Fanny jumps up and grabs a bar, then lifts herself up and kicks a Warlock with both her feet.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look to see Grumpy and a few other Warlocks retreating towards a space craft.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwuh3l78sA
They're escaping.
The Warlocks enter into the space craft. The doors to the space craft close. The space craft takes off into the air.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZngoXkFng
They're headed for their mother space vessel in space.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P1C59yP45
Not if I can help it.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look up to see Kaun in a space craft flying towards them. The space craft stops in mid air near them.
Suddenly, just like in independence day, a huge shadow of a space ship covers everyone.
INT. KAUN'S SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun looks up through the sunroof window of his space craft.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPpyjUziVU
The Warlocks stole one of the space ships from independence day. They're gonna fire their primary weapon.
Suddenly, Kaun's intercom activates.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 2106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkyxuislJP
Hey Kaun, it's me, the huge alien from independence day 2. I'll take care of the warlocks in the space ship who are about to fire their primary weapon.
Kaun see's a space craft flying upwards towards the huge space craft.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8U1aP9tGbi
Aright way to go Huge Alien from independence day 2.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2MjxGHVVr
(meaning the warlocks)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcC6vrHbP6
Take those Devil helping idiots down!
INT. SPACE CRAFT WITH HUGE ALIEN - CONTINUOUS
The Huge Alien from Independence Day 2 is in the pilot's seat.
Through the front view screen of the space craft, the primary weapon of the huge ship is seen preparing to fire.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 2106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GM1DpV8k8
Just like David and Captain Hillard said in the movie Independence Day, CHECKMATE! NOTHING BUT HATE FOR YOU. GOOD NIGHT! GOOD BYE! 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHp42cVFupw
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwi0MgGFaX
Hey you Warlock Buttholes! Remember me from when you, the Devil, and your satanic influences made me and my race of species attack Earth in the movie Independence day 1&2? Well, I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK!
EXT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Just before the huge space ship could fire it's primary weapon, the Huge Alien From Independence Day 2 crashes his space craft into the primary weapon, causing the entire ship to explode.
EXT. GROUND - DAY
Infantry, Atilla and Fanny, along with many other good guys cheer and yell in excitement.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeAHrtX3dM
(from ship intercom)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOOwkDrOPw
Okay everyone don't cheer yet just now. The battles not over yet.
Everyone responds in ad-libs saying, "Oh yeah that's right."
Kaun peaks out the window of his space craft.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSzKx8pekb
(to Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxncUp5OL7U
Quick, come aboard.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look at Kaun with obvious looks on their faces.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZmvlKgPfY
Quick, come aboard! What are you waiting for!?!
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0s6Qu5Ps7
You gotta land first, before we can come aboard!
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjAUS7WMy1
Oh. I knew that!
Kaun lands the space craft. The door opens. Infantry, Fanny, and Atilla enter the space craft.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Fanny, Infantry, and Atilla see Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Leather Face, and Chucky sitting in their seats.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitGXO4EHBZ
Come aboard.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7SlrgCmV2
Kaun, we did that already. Take off.
Kaun nods his head.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9tuZQJun7
I knew that.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - CONTINUOUS
The space craft lifts into the air.
A Warlock fires at the space craft, but a force field appears around it.
Suddenly, a knife hits that Warlock in the back. Warlock turns around to see Micheal Myers, who throws another knife into the Warlocks chest.
Warlock falls dead.
While in the air, the space craft flies in a pattern while leaving a trail of smoke that reads: Thank you Mike.
Micheal Myers gives a thumbs up, then suddenly draws a knife and throws it into a Warlocks forehead.
Two Warlocks show up while each having rocket launchers aimed at the space craft.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrHf0cx5Vu
Let's take them out of the sky. This weapon will pierce their force field.
STARSHIP TROOPER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wnNvr6olt
Not so fast.
The Starship Trooper guns one of the Warlocks down, while the giant bug grabs the other one with it's mouth and bites it in half.
STARSHIP TROOPER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzs3BScPOFJ
(to the bug)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBg8jSeYRF
I'd hi five you if I could.
Micheal Myers throws a knife into the bodies of the dead Warlocks the Giant Bug and the Starship Trooper had just killed.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
The Predator fires at many Warlocks from the gun on his shoulder.
The Alien attacks a Warlock. The Alien looks and freezes when a Warlock shows up aiming it's gun at it. Suddenly, a baby alien pops out of it's stomach. The Warlock falls dead.
The Alien and the Predator hi five each other.
A few Warlocks stand in front of Steve Urkel.
STEVE URKLE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnMWDylBcf
You guys wanna terrorize us? Over my dead body.
Steve Urkle starts shadow boxing like he does when he stands up to bullies in the TV show family matters.
The Warlocks look at Steve funny, then look to each other and start laughing. Suddenly they get shot from behind by the Crack Head Grandmother.
The Warlocks turn around to see the Crack Head Grandmother.
Suddenly, two early 21st century cars drives by with the windows down. The Rival gangs from Scary Movie 4 open fire out of the window of the automobiles, hitting the Warlocks.
As the Warlocks are still standing, Steve Urkle takes a mitten out of his pocket and walks up to the Warlocks.
STEVE EURKLE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6wSYEUDr7
I'm gonna do to you guys what I did to one of the bullies on one of the early episodes of Family Matters.
Steve Urkle slaps the Warlocks on their faces with his mitten. The Warlocks finally fall dead.
The Crack Head Grandmother laughs.
Steve Urkle laughs and snorks.
IN ANOTHER AREA
A bunch of Warlocks surround Screech and attempt to attack him. Screech does side kicks, spinning heel kicks, and spinning tornado kicks, knocking the Warlocks down. This fighting scene has the same sound affects as the fight scenes in the Bruce Lee movies.
One of the Warlocks throw a jump side kick to Screech's back, knocking him forward and causing him to do a forward roll.
The Warlocks surround Screech just before he pulls out a pair of nunchucks and began twirling them.
As the Warlocks rush in one at a time, Screech hits each of them in the head.
EXT. SPACE - CONTINUOUS
The space craft that Infantry, Fanny, and Atilla just boarded flies towards a mother vessel, and enters into one of the the vessel's compartment.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun is in the pilots seat. Doors to the space craft open.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaicXdtcM8
Data system, play us some music we can fight to as we take out these warlock devil helpers... Just like in the Movie Star Trek Beyond. Only this time, play something the devil doesn't like.
Suddenly, the song "When the Walls Tumble Down," By WHITE CROSS, starts to play.
Everyone in the space craft start moving to the music.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoxbB3J5jj
(meaning the song)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhb88bFxd3
Good choice.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYc8YDy8kJ
(to Atilla)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGcaVeY9OV
I was getting ready to say that. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOG2oH76ZL
(to everyone in the space craft.)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvj8LETjxxB
Okay everybody out. Let's light these Devil helpers up!
Everyone gets out of their seats and exit the space craft.
EXT. ON THE PLANET - CONTINUOUS
The Game Boy runs from a Warlock, who has a gun. The Game Boy makes a turn, then looks behind him as the Warlock continues to chase him.
The Game Boy enters into a facility.
The Warlock follows The Game Boy into the building.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
The Warlock stops to catch The Game Boy aiming a Nintendo gun at him.
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QTgnKY4BX
Welcome to the arcade, Warlock. You just walked into a trap. And me and you are ready to play Mortal Kombat 2.
The Game Boy gets ready to pull the trigger, but Jonny Cage shows up.
JONNY CAGE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwxXt7TMxw
Hey Game Boy, hold up a second. I gotta do something with this Warlock right quick.
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBsgvGGTgH
Do something like what?
Jonny Cage stands next to the Warlock, then does the splits and hits him in the nuts.
THE WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPJAK2wtxI
AWWW NUTTS! And I DO mean that literally!
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLobzx6vIr5
Let's play.
The Game Boy pulls the trigger, zapping the Warlock into the Mortal Kombat 2 arcade game.
The Game Boy selects Shang ~T-sung.
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwZKDOPgC4
(to Shang ~Tsung)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4w9fxRrHMA
Aright, let's see what you can do.
The Game Boy controls Shang Tsung to beat up the Warlock.
THE WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraswcamJJt
Help! Get me the hell out of this game!
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
Biff has one of the Warlocks in a head lock while knocking hard on his head.
BIFF106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4fuORF1Ru
HELLO!!! HELLO!!! ANYBODY HOME!?! THINK, WARLOCK, JUST THINK!!! YOU'RE A BUTT HEAD, AND YOUR MASTER SATAN IS A BUTT HEAD. SATAN IS THE BIGGEST BUTT HEAD OF ALL BUTT HEADS!
IN ANOTHER AREA
A police car, just like the one from the movie Demolition Man, was racing through the field with a Warlock riding on top of it while attempting to shoot Simon Phonix, who was driving the police car.
INT. POLICE CAR - DAY
Simon Phonix points his gun to the roof of the car where he knew the Warlock was hanging on.
SIMON PHONIX106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nJXXd4aML
NO FREE RIDES!!
Simon opens fire.
EXT. THE FIELD - DAY
The Warlock obviously gets shot and falls off of the roof of the car.
The Thug runs up to the Warlock and kicks it a few times.
Officer Smith runs up to the Warlock.
OFFICER SMITH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXXS6YsZPm
(to the Warlock)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUn2rwE4gi8
Time for you to get harassed.
Officer Smith starts beating the Warlock with his baton.
Both Officer Smith and The Thug look as they hear a car horn blow.
They look to see an early 21st century car speeding towards them.
The Thug and Officer Smith move out of the way and allow the car to run over the Warlock.
INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS
Annie from the movie 'Speed' drives crazy.
Annie runs over Warlock after Warlock.
ANNIE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJovTLCooaG
Finally I get to fail a driving test while doing a good deed!
Annie runs over a few more Warlocks.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
One of the Warlocks stand before the Blind Boys, who are carrying blind person's canes.
WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y53eEeIPd
We, the Warlocks will emerge in this battle victorious. Can't you see?
The Blind Boys stand their saying nothing.
WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUJepsr834
Oh yeah, you CAN'T see.
The Warlock laughs.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHG30mlzFd
Oh we can see aright.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZ8l7SnUhd
We can see you're going straight to hell. Too bad you ain't alone.
The Blind Boys began attacking the Warlock while hitting it with their canes.
The Warlock tries it's best to cover up while being hit with the canes, but falls to the ground.
Another Warlock shows up while drawing his gun.
WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3qiJa9oWp
(to the other Warlock)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVviD3kvXw
Don't worry, I'm coming to help you.
As that Warlock starts towards the Blind Boys, the Dixie Humming Birds jump on that Warlock, bringing it to the ground.
The Dixie Humming Birds began kicking the Warlock.
INT. FACILITY - SAME TIME
The game boy beats the Warlock in Mortal Kombat 2. The game now says, "Finish Him!"
The Game Boy presses the buttons on the arcade game, causing Shang T-sung to grab the warlock and suck it's soul out as the Warlock screams. The Warlocks body shrivels up as it's soul comes out of it's body and into Shang T-sung.
GAME NARRATOR AND THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvEchP3kas
(speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEZYQRj1ao
Shang T-sung wins... Fatality!
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyahchc4Rwi
Yeah, ya Warlocks don't know who the HELL ya messing with!106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFo07hGmS7
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66mVV1jfk4
And I DO mean 'HELL' literally!
GAME NARRATOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUeMIGvwTF
WOW! Even Shang T-sung accepts Jesus and fights against the devil.
INT. SPACE VESSEL - SAME TIME
A group of Warlocks kick down the door while aiming their guns at Jason Voorhies. They open fire at him.
After a few second of firing at him, the Warlocks' laser guns run out of power.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsv6RtMIx3
I'm out of fire power.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeTetAy4R1
I'm out of fire power too.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyAcoYnHiz
We're ALL out of power. Now what?
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9PjN8JdRD
Just like Jinessa said in the Jason X movie, now basically, we die.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgin9AxWeVL
Yeah. That K.M. robot ain't here to kick Jason's but like it did in the Jason X movie either.
Jason grabs one of the Warlocks by the neck and pulls it towards a sink full of liquid nitrogen. The Warlock screams while trying to break free of Jason's grip.
Jason dips the Warlock's face into the sink. The Warlocks face freezes solid. Jason lifts the Warlock's face out of the liquid nitrogen, and slams it on the counter, shattering its' face. Jason then throws the dead Warlock down.
Jason picks up his merchetti, walks up behind another Warlock, and stabs it in the back. Jason pulls the merchetti out of the Warlocks back, then drags it off screen.
WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiveJ8tUmvQ
We ain't gonna take this.
The Warlock who just spoke runs up behind Jason and jumps onto his back while having Jason in the headlock from behind.
Jason grabs the Warlock by the legs, pulls the Warlock from on his back, then breaks the Warlock's back over his knee. Jason than lets the Warlock drop to the ground.
Jason then grabs another Warlock by the neck, and bangs it's head against a wall twice, then lets the Warlock fall dead.
The last four Warlocks remaining take off running towards an open door.
Right before the Warlocks reach the door, Leather Face enters into the room spinning around and sawing the four warlocks limbs and heads off.
The limbs and heads go flying everywhere.
Jason and Leather Face hi five each other.
LEATHER FACE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYwjI475Dx
God is Good.
Jason nods his head yes in agreement.
INT. ANOTHER PART OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Infantry and another Warlock fight each other similar to a scene in the movie Enter The Dragon.
Every time the Warlock move towards Infantry, Infantry kicks the Warlock in the face making the same sound Bruce Lee made in the scene of Enter the Dragon during his fighting scene with Han.
The Warlock places a glove on his hand that has long metal claws.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
Infantry and the Warlock get into their fighting stances while yelling, then they jump into the air moving towards each other. As they cross paths in the air, the Warlock scratches Infantry in the mid-section with his metal claws.
They both land to their feet, then both turn to face each other again
BACK TO SCENE:
Infantry notices the scratches on his stomach, and that his shirt is ripped.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5iDIsVEUr
Why you stupid idiot!
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZedwvtdog
You ripped my shirt with your stupid metal claws! And you're going to pay for it.
WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZYZqDRlQN
Pay for it? Here.
The Warlock reaches into his pocket, pulls out his wallet, and takes three quarters out, then tosses them to Infantry.
WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCc9zByxo3A
I'll give you seventy five cents for the entire shirt. And hopefully that'll be enough on any planet in the galaxy to cover the expenses for the Band-Aids you need for those scars too!
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPr5qYqpaO
Why you cheep scape trying to be a smart Alec!
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
The Warlock and Infantry jump into the air towards each other a second time. As they cross paths in the air, this time, Infantry lands a jump kick to the side of the Warlock's head, causing his head to twist, and his neck to make loud cracking sounds as it breaks.
BACK TO SCENE:
The Warlock crash lands on the ground while Infantry lands on his feet.
Infantry approaches the Warlock, gets its wallet out of its pocket, and takes the entire heap of cash out, takes a few dollars, then puts the rest of the cash back into the Warlock's wallet and sets the wallet by the Warlock's corps.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vzkNKNjHk
(meaning the money he took from the Warlock's wallet)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltT4VpuIk3
THIS should be enough to pay for my shirt and my band-aids for my scars too. Keep the change.
EXT. WASTE LAND - SAME TIME
Three different cars drive up to a cabin. Car doors open. A bunch of Warlocks get out of the car.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLY0Ps3LoF
Okay, a humming device says that the human beings who go door to door to deliver pizza, sail girls scout cookies, and tell people about God are in this cabin. If they move, shoot them.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1btnbwY5e
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4fbkTv7O3
Until they STOP moving.
The Warlocks walk quickly up to the cabin door. One of the Warlocks shoots the door nob and kicks the door open. Every last one of the Warlocks barge into the cabin and randomly open fire.
After about ten second of firing, they cease fire, and observe a huge can of TNT on the table that has bullet holes.
The Warlocks sigh in frustration.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YqXp7LPWq
This is the EXACT same mistake those Satan worshipers made in the movie Tribulation, written by Paul and Peter Laudon. And I probably always spell their last name wrong.
Suddenly, they turn as they hear a knock at the door frame.
The Warlocks look to see, the two Elderly women, the pizza delivery boy, and the girls sailing girls scout cookies.
THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAln7OE1Zz
Hey Pizza delivery boy, we didn't order any pizza! 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH02OgMkWQ8
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxy1GzRAlg2
Hey door to door evangelists, you should know that we HATE God! 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31J1XOCq4c
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqUEKGM5Kq
And you little girls selling girls scout cookies, we don't want any!
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EjXEl9ewz
We're not here to give you Warlocks anything.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAkUT6j9g8
Than what is it you want?
GIRLS SCOUT GIRLS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK49vJC22xF
We just have one last word we want you Warlocks to hear.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnnLdRGvjf
And what word is that.
THE TWO ELDERLY WOMEN 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlWWCRc96I
(to the Pizza delivery boy and the two little girls)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhOChwFfSu
Okay everyone, 'Ca-BOOM' on the count of three. Ready? 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Mgik94Pvd
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QXsl5t0pI
One Two Three.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY, GIRL SCOUT GIRLS, AND TWO ELDERLY WOMEN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u9K0U9fT5
(simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBv0734McbY
CA-BOOM!!!
The entire cabin explodes in a huge explosion.
As the fire continues to burn, Jonny Cage signs a autograph picture of himself, and drops it near the fire.
JONNY CAGE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWz2H0LVNAh
By the way Warlocks, the autograph isn't for any of you.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80X5cWHRYx
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4rytH06VU
It was for the people at the door.
Monk blocks the punch of a Warlock, punches him a few times, then throws an inside crescent kick to its head, knocking it down.
Sai dodges the punches and kicks of a Warlock, then throws a few punches and kicks, knocking it down.
Suddenly, a group of Warlocks run towards them.
As Monk and Sai get into their fighting stances, Screech shows up out of nowhere. The Warlocks all become scared.
SCREECH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrWL6QbmU2
Hold it right there you Warlocks.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdK2FH1W8p
(meaning Sai and Monk.)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoXu12a6La
You'll have to go through me to get to them.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEnTmfF4CB
Oh no. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzttCEarUR
(to the Warlocks; meaning Screech)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8sS3PCU1l
Us Warlocks can't go through him. He knows too much Karate.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsicjmoZZ8
(meaning Screech)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBn3ANDAX2
You know, maybe if we do Screech a favor, he'll back off of us and let us take the two men standing beside him.
SCREECH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdp7ZtH30I
A favor? Please. What kind of favor do you Warlocks actually think you can do me?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHHrlZojwu
Okay, you used to get picked on by jocks when you attended Bayside High School, right?
SCREECH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xvt5bmUBP
Yeah. So what? You guys plan to go after all the bullies who used to pick on me?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvpCXz3wNT
No... 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsaF3iS1ad
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhjMIoqSkE
We're gonna talk about their mamas. We will talk about the mamas of the bullies who used to pick on you. Their mamas are so fat, they jumped up in the air and came back down, because they were too heavy to get stuck.
The Warlocks laugh.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpra3CCD4jr
And their mamas are so stupid, somebody told them it was Chili outside, and they went and grabbed an ancient ipnone because they were too stupid to go get a bowl.
The Warlocks laugh.
SAI106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rhOxbzNlK
(to the Warlocks)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeoxNIMLAH
Auh oh...
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9StOWtgHbc
(to the Warlocks)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sOIHFhmKj
Yeah... Talking about those jock's mamas....106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxVJujtFoa
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zzTnbLmqb
That was a mistake.
Suddenly, a group of middle age women carrying purses show up. They are the MAMAS
ONE OF THE MAMAS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HLGirs2ol
Hey, Warlocks!?! We're the mamas of those bullies in Saved by the Bell who used to pick on Screech. You demonic Warlocks are making fun of us behind our backs?
ANOTHER ONE OF THE MAMAS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdggNOiJmcW
(to the other mamas)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu21Z6uNK0r
Let's teach these ugly demonic Warlocks a lesson; who are so stupid, they rebelled against God and chose to follow Satan and were thrown out of heaven, and now there's no repentance for them.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE MAMAS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FHmfe1Een
CHARGE.
Everyone of the Mamas run up to the Warlocks and attack them with their purses.
Forest Gump Shoots some of the Warlocks.
Forest Gump Jr. Shoots more of the Warlocks.
FOREST GUMP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvDzAK0aOX
See son, this is what we had to face in Vietnaum.
Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr. shoots some more Warlocks.
FOREST GUMP JR.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdzIkYmOf2
I'm with you dad. I know where you're coming from...106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcgZ42jEv6
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6axhPgTf4J
I fought in Afganistan.
IN ANOTHER AREA
A group of Warlocks run amongst a bunch of trees while carrying their guns.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRBrb2AQ7B
I believe this group of poachers and that Sheena woman came this way.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHbdIFLP0j
Remember, they could be leading us into a trap.
As they continue to run they suddenly come upon a cliff and stop.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTDxRTtAZl
Okay, this is the oldest and DUMBEST trick in the book! Do they REALLY expect for us to keep running until we fall off a cliff.
SHEENA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnegf7DbmqT
NO!
The Warlocks turn around to see Sheena, and the same bunch of rats that were at the old cement factory.
Three of the Warlocks become frightened and jump into the arms of the remaining Warlocks.
THE THREE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugZbDHOY8b
Auuuhhh! RATS! We're scared of RATS!
THE WARLOCKS HOLDING THE SCARED WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtmx2ZOzxT
Get off of me!
Suddenly, by not watching their step, the six of them fall off the cliff.
SHEENA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrCAKmpg2S
Who says humans should hate rats, be afraid of them, and call them pests?
A WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIWGO4RwBT
Hey there's that Sheena woman.
Sheena looks to see a large group of Warlocks.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnZUnbESlf
Let's get her.
Before the Warlocks could pursue Sheena, Sheena draws her bow and fires an arrow at one of the Warlocks.
The Warlock screams in agony as the arrow penetrates its chest. The Warlock falls to its knees, then falls to the ground.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYr5suaAg2
Come on let's get her already.
Sheena takes off running. The group of Warlocks take off after her.
As the Warlocks continue to chase Sheena, the poachers throw spears at them, hitting a few of the Warlocks, causing them to fall dead.
The Warlocks, seeing no sign of Sheena, see the same cat that was at the cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuMv3pdeFK
Come here you little kitten!
CAMERA follows the Warlock as it chases the cat.
The cat jumps over a trip wire. The Warlock's foot hits the trip wire, causing a bunch of boulders to tumble down the hill and hit him.
The dog that was seen at the cement factory runs up to a Warlock and bites it on the arm, attacking it.
The Lion from the cement factory jumps onto the back of a Warlock, attacking it from behind.
Sheena and the poachers obviously saw this from a distance while standing in a group. They cheer and hi-five each other.
INT. SPACE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Five Warlocks have Chucky surrounded while aiming laser guns at him. Chucky only holds a knife.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zMSQfasL9
(to Chucky)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMtWU5qKqe
It looks like you're out numbered, out gunned, and outsized, doll.
The Warlocks laugh.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiym3KbSR6w
You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna make you get into that tall furnace oven, since you refuse to re-nouce Jesus.
One of the Warlocks open the oven.
Chucky walks into the oven, where the BRIDE OF CHUCKY stands.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcZH5tWmm3
(with excitement)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBzTSnB0AC
Honey!
CHUCKY 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBrdb4DS6H
Hey honey. I thought you would NEVER repent and accept Jesus.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvvcWJxdso
If you can accept Jesus, any evil person can, as long as they're not a demon creature.
One of the Warlocks walk into the oven.
THE WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdY2iP3tFnu
Time for me to turn up the heat, since you can't renounce Jesus once you get saved. You two are some STUPID fools to choose to die for your faith.
CHUCKY 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHhAkeZrWq
Let me tell you something, Mr. Warlock. The God me and my bride serve is with us.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDy2RiwIUo
And he is fully able to deliver us from this place in outer space.
CHUCKY 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHyPMt59lR
And even if He doesn't.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRrA9IzLzr
Rest assured that we'll NEVER go back to serving the devil and kill innocent people like we did in past Chucky movies, making it look so gross.
CHUCKY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyF5IsOuSA
Nor will we practice voodoo witch craft, which is satanic.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyp1gCnvqsC
EVER!
BOTH DOLLS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPAApdt6wM
Amen!
WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb55XmjRd0o
As you wish.
The Warlock exits the tall furnace oven, closes the furnace door, and turns on the fire full blast.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFi4fVhwhFM
They should be melted by now.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BGshRt1Aa
I'll take a look.
That Warlock looks into the window of the furnace, and sees that the dolls are not melting or burning.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypaA7qefqR
Why aren't they burning!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzIhBJYkVm
They're not burning?106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlzHJ1IEKb
(meaning the dolls)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7PH92Uqgy
Those souls are ours. They have to die.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolyNyn4ud3
(meaning Jesus)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZOeXmkVR1
It's Him... He's protecting them.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnChTIwnDz6
(meaning Jesus)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7s79ob5fO
He can't do this! He can't do this!
One of the Warlocks walks up to the door of the furnace with his gun.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAtS4XUML2
I'll finish them myself!
The Warlock gets ready to open the door.
THE OTHER WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhZlzO6tZs
(to the Warlock who's opening the furnace door.)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqUkYwU8J1
NO! That's the same mistake Parker made in the movie Revelation, ALSO written by Paul and Peter Laudon.
Too late, the Warlock opens the door. All the warlocks scream as Fire blazes out and cremate every Warlock in the room.
The two dolls exit the furnace oven un-harmed.
BOTH DOLLS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bL8IAuyye
(to the movie viewing audience)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ek7Ua0IDr
Now THAT'S what we call amazing grace!
Chucky and the Bride of Chucky kiss each other.
INT. ANOTHER PART OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Three Warlocks stand face to face with Jason X.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvvvDtOa89
(meaning Jason X)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAwJgzO6dA
Guys think we can take him?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKTDgVZzEz
We can try.
The Warlocks open fire at Jason X. Jason X stands there, looking as if he feels nothing.
The Warlocks cease fire.
The first Warlock turns cartwheels towards Jason X, then does a spinning heel kick to his head.
The second Warlock barely turns front hand springs. As soon as he's close enough to Jason X, he slaps Jason X across the face and hurts his hand.
THE WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuSPjTfZpA
OUCH! This is for making my hand hurt.
The Warlock grabs Jason X's hand and slaps him on the wrist.
THE THIRD WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G5wHZJAM0
My turn.
The third Warlock turns forward rolls. As soon as he's close enough to Jason X, he stands to his feet while out of breath and breathing hard. That Warlock flicks Jason X in the face with his index finger.
Jason X still looks as if he's un-harmed.
THE THREE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsysjPQqKzr
(to each other, speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesKLYNGbOe
We might wanna run.
Jason X takes his fist and knocks each Warlock's head off.
IN BEDROOM OF VESSEL
A few Warlocks enter this bedroom, where there are a few bunk beds.
The Warlocks yawn.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiurH5OfXbb
I think I'm gonna take a little nap, then wake up and fight these Jesus worshipers.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahgW6Q2JPI
Wait, we can't take a nap. We can't go to sleep.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5VGVkz32z
Why not.
THE WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQcWBBDAED
Because Freddy Kruguar's aboard this vessel. If we go to sleep, he's gonna kill us in our nightmares.
The Warlocks turn to see Freddy entering the room while giving off a loud laugh.
FREDDY KRUGUAR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8Udy0ftGc
Haven't you satanic demon creatures read the words on the movie cartrage for the movie Wes Craven's New Nightmare? It says, 'this time, staying awake won't save you!' Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
The Warlocks scream in terror.
Freddy laughs, then runs off screen to attack the Warlocks. Freddy attacking the Warlocks is heard as they scream.
FREDDY KRUGUAR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpOAOTNWoc
This is for all the times Satan, your master, convinced me to kill so many innocent people in their nightmares all these years! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!
The Warlocks are still heard screaming while being attacked.
IN ANOTHER AREA OF THE VESSEL.
Some Warlocks stumble upon Pennywise, who is juggling balls while balancing on a type rope.
PENNYWISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YckcqB3Yf
Hello boys and girls... I mean Warlocks, and welcome to the circus!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2ZwDs3Fgb
You know what, I'm bored watching clowns perform.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuhEpPqho6
(to the other Warlocks)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkmPjLHPkM
Let's get out of here.
As the Warlocks exit the room, punches and kicks are heard being thrown. The Warlocks one at a time, get shoved back into the room with Pennywise while having bumps and bruises.
Kaun enters the room.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUpgI7TWZn
You Warlocks have two choices! Watch Pennywise perform and get bored to DEATH....106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapJHemyBJJ
(beat; meaning himself)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoQyvKXDsT
Or suffer the WRATH OF KAUN!!!
The Warlocks sigh in frustration as the door closes.
As they continue to watch Pennywise perform, they one at a time, fall dead.
PENNYWISE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3I2ua4VSR
Good. They choose to be bored to DEATH.
Pennywise laughs.
IN ANOTHER AREA OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
A group of Warlocks have Atilla and Fanny cornered while aiming guns at them. Atilla and Fanny look frightened.
THE ENTIRE GROUP OF WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy2yuSrnPA
(speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgFjqsYndK
Oh good. You know that the guns we're carrying will pierce right through your force fields.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LCrCmFL7u
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjQM98GH7a
This is JUST like our favorite song.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2LUfpTZHh
(singing)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMKXEYn1RD
I got you babe!
Atilla and Fanny's face suddenly show resentment and anger.
ATILLA AND FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymKPPaOCYu
(speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO7phpTiHd
What did you call us!?!
THE ENTIRE GROUP OF WARLOCKS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsuZrLoSxB
Oh, we're sorry. There's more than one of us. We mean... WE got you babe!
Atilla and Fanny's face show even more fury.
ATILLA AND FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlA0QRpViS
DON'T call us babe!
Atilla and Fanny charge at the Warlocks throwing punches and kicks, knocking the Warlocks lifelessly to the ground.
ATILLA AND FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4D1D4NHBGZ
(frustrated; speaking simultaneously)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAJj5gtAkV
If one more person calls us babe!
EXT. THE BATTLE FIELD - CONTINUOUS
A Warlock, who's flying on a flying hoverboard, flies around while going crazy firing off screen.
Bartabe and his gang fire machine gun ammunition at that Warlock, causing it to fall lifelessly off of it's hover board.
Jaba the Hut and the little creature on it's shoulders shoots a group of Warlocks.
The wicket witch of the West throws fire balls at Warlocks while laughing
The two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4 shoots a group of Warlocks.
The Crack Head Grandma shoots a few Warlocks.
The wicked witch uses her burning broom an lights a Warlock on fire.
THE WICKET WITCH106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg10F2r1cPr
A little fire, Warlock?
Jaba The Hut kills a Warlock with a lightsavor. The little annoying animal who hangs around Jaba The Hut, kills a Warlock with a lightsavor.
The Predator jumps into the air, and stabs the Warlock who's flying on the flying hoverboard in the arm. They both fall to the ground.
The Predator's hurt, and can barely move.
WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAkgGB7EdG
(to the Predator)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQINQlm1626
Huh, you're wounded. I know what your kind does every time they're wounded.
The Warlock presses a button on a device that's wrapped around the Predator's arm, presses buttons on the device, than the device starts beeping.
WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcylWOMNVxz
(to the predator)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2QBRG3K3G
And as for me, you didn't stab me in the right place! 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL44qQIXC9
(in a teasing tone)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IYbP1XDGG
I'm going to live.
Suddenly, Steve Urkle walks by and accidentally steps on the Warlocks foot.
The warlock jumps up and down while holding it's foot.
WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6rFwz3AX8
(to Steve Urkle)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfU6sEphnqS
You stupid little nerd!
Steve looks at the Warlocks unbuckled shoe.
STEVE URKLE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6fawgk1R7
(meaning the Warlocks unbuckled shoe)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75Yl9PJEfP
There's an accident waiting to happen.
Steve Urkle presses a button on the Warlocks shoe.
WARLOCK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBISE7olFBa
NO.
The shoe tightens up way too much.
Warlock screams in agony, while jumping high up into the air. The Warlock turns horizontally in attempt to fix his shoe.
However, the Predator injects the blades from his fore arm as he saw that the Warlock was coming back down while turned horizontally, attempting to fix his shoe.
The Warlock lands on the Predator's blade.
Jaba the Hut, the little creature hanging around Jaba the Hut, the Wicked Witch, The Crack Head Grandma, AND the rival gangs, gather around where the Predator has stabbed the Warlock.
The Predator's bomb continues to count down.
STEVE URKLE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGzgZM9LDh
(meaning the Warlock being stabbed)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtX64jQXib
Did I do that?
THE PREDATOR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ilvpnW0JY
Now that's the funniest thing Steve Urkle would say in his TV show.
The Predator starts laughing.
Steve Urkle starts laughing and snorking.
The Wicked Witch starts laughing, letting out an evil sounding laugh.
Jaba the Hut and his Little Creature start laughing.
The Crack Head Grandma goes berserk while laughing.
As the two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4 observe the way the Crack Head Grandma is going berserk, they fall out laughing.
The entire group continues to laugh as the bomb counts down. Then suddenly.....
BOOOOMMMM!
The explosion looks like that from a nuclear bomb.
Everything's quiet now....
The group of rats lay dead with bullet holes in their bodies.
The cat lays dead next to the dog and the lion, all having bullet holes in their bodies.
Sheena and the poachers lay dead together, having bullet holes in their bodies.
T-Rex lays dead on the ground while the Spinosaurus lays dead on the ground with it's mouth biting into T-Rex's neck. Both have bullet holes in their bodies.
The Bug from Starship troopers lays dead while it's mouth is biting into the trooper, who's also dead. Both have bullet holes in their bodies.
Annie from Speed, sits lifelessly in her car with her head rested on the steering wheel and the horn going off. Not only did the car have bullet holes, but it was crashed into a tree.
Biff Tannan sits lifelessly in his black car from back to the future, with manure spilled into his car from the rear of the Manure truck. His car has bullet holes.
The three Mangalores lay dead on the ground with bullet holes in their body. Suddenly, Zorge, from the Fifth Element, stumbles onto the scene with bullet holes in his body and falls dead in front of the Mangalores.
Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr. who have bullet wholes in their bodies, sit lifelessly against a wall with their arms rapped around each other and smiles on their faces and their eyes closed.
A wooden banner sits on their lap that reads: Happily reunited in Heaven with Jenny and Bubbah.
CAMERA SHOWS a sign that clearly reads: NOTE... This is the happiest moment of Screech's LIFE...
CAMERA PANS down to show Screech laying dead on the ground with his eyes closed and a smile on his face, with two hot chicks laying dead in each of his arms with their eyes closed and smiles on their faces as well while having bullet holes in their bodies.
Micheal Myers lays dead while buried up to his neck in halloween candy. A bullet hole is in his head.
The alien lays lifelessly on the ground with bullet holes in it's body. A baby Alien hatches out of it's stomach with a bullet wound to it's head. The baby alien falls dead.
The five blind boys sit lifelessly against a wall with bullet holes in their bodies. A wooden banner sits in their lap that reads: Was blind but now we see... in God's kingdom...
The Dixie Humming Birds lay dead next to a large cage full of humming birds. The cage door automatically opens, allowing the humming birds to fly out of the cage.
The Thugs dead body, which has bullet holes, lays on the ground facing Officer Smith's dead body, who's hand holds a baton as it rests on the thug's head.
It looks as if Officer Smith was beating The Thug with the baton. Officer Smith's body also has bullet holes.
EXT. SPACE VESSEL - CONTINUOUS
Atilla, Infantry, Fanny, and Kaun get into a space craft. Kaun is in the pilots seat.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wkIxTzGq2
Where's the evil movie characters who have just given their lives to Jesus.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpBYBwcag9
Well first of all, they're not evil anymore, being that they accepted Jesus. Secondly, they want us to save ourselves while they deal with Grumpy, who's in the bridge of this ship.
Kaun starts pressing holographic buttons on a holographic screen as the door to the space craft closes.
The space vessel's compartment opens.
INT. BRIDGE OF SPACE VESSEL
Grumpy slowly approaches the bomb that's counting down from five. As the bomb reaches the number two, Grumpy drops a card into the slaught of the bomb, causing it to stop at number two.
Suddenly, Grumpy looks to see Freddy, Jason, Jason X, Pennywise, Leather Face, Chucky, and the Bride of Chucky entering the bridge.
Leather face sets his chain saw on the floor, and pulls out a device and starts pressing buttons. Leather Face finally presses the last button.
VOICE ON BOMB106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCK1ojQfasp
Count down until destruction will start back in exactly two seconds.
LEATHER FACE106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK2py5hSvv
For the Honor. Honor and Glory be to God.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjkAYnhR4T
Oh no!
The entire group of former evil characters give off an great laugh.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeX4D1u1c4
Okay Kaun, why haven't we left yet.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpYWiq49jr
Because we can't leave.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDZVT95xiW
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzA64dNgmX
Because we're not SUPPOSED to leave....
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry receive confused looks on their faces.
INT. BRIDGE OF SPACE VESSEL
The bomb counts down: 2...1...0...
All seven of the former evil movie characters still stand their.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW25pSeeFxa
OHHHH NOOOOO!
FREDDY KRUGUAR106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatebBPZF9x
(imitating the guy in the famous 'oh yeah' song)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GePxllTph
Ooooohhhhh yeeeaaaahhhh!
Leather Face presses a button on the remote. A disco ball hanging from the ceiling of the bridge starts spinning as the song "Oh Yeah," starts playing.
GRUMPY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqYL5uwEOp
OOOHHHH NOOOO
A few more seconds into the song, Freddy, Jason, Jason X, Leather Face, and Pennywise began doing the running man dance to the song.
Chucky, and the bride of Chucky, kiss each other on the lips one last time.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun and the three others are still in the space craft.
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SQimGPMuN
What do you mean we're not supposed to leave?
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRznRNBmmC7
....without saying, GOOD BYE!
Kaun presses the button.
The space craft zooms out of the compartment.
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry fall backwards.
FANNY, INFANTRY, AND ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BY4CKZmN3
WAAAAOOOH!
EXT. SPACE - CONTINUOUS
The space vessel gives off a massive explosion...
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry get back up.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDtFHcbZRR
(to Atilla, Fanny, and Infantry)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjv6J7Ovwe
You know, ever since the 20th century, the century I was born in, it's been against the law to not have your seat belt on.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTm1Ko3PkDV
Uah, Kaun.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOBrJI0QUN
Yeah, Fanny, what is it?
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3hXHANQJC
You know what? As a matter of fact, I'll tell you this for Fanny...
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3JwF2fzS9
Okay what?
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnDSb55v3z
Don't EVER scare us like that while we're in a space vessel that's about to explode again!
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBkF9d38b9
Atilla, Fanny, now you know good and well that this move is a spoof that's supposed to make fun of other movies. Like the final scene of the movie Pitch Black when Reddic did what he did before....
INFANTRY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEFlHJjQT5
(interrupting)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcU21a0mL8N
Yeah... We saw the movie.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Bs1kkTAwd
Okay, okay, don't have a cow.... Or more say, don't have a person like me.
Infantry, Atilla, Fanny, look at Kaun funny.
KAUN106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQ248O7GMk
Well, in the movie Star Trek Into Darkness, I was the worst evil organism....106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrG2fOx3NxB
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PEAkMVjl2
Until I accepted Jesus that is.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny nod their heads sarcastically.
EXT. PLANET - DAY
People cheer as the space craft starts to land.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFHWbgm2KP
We won! We WON!
Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400 hug each other. They then hug Disco, Mr. Wise, Ray & Charles, Carl From Starship Troopers, The Game Boy, Jonny Cage, and The Movie Buff.
The door to the space craft opens. Kaun, Atilla, Fanny, and Infantry get out of the space craft hugging Sai, Simon Phonix, and Monk while cheering.
Wilbert Wado presses a button on an old CD player. The song "Love Liberty Disco," by THE NEWS BOYS starts to play.
People dance and celebrate.
CAMERA SHOWS Infantry, Simon Phonix, Atilla, Sai, Monk, and Fanny dancing.
Mr. Wise dances with Miss Wise while holding both of each other's hands.
Ray, Charles, and Disco Dance to the music.
DISCO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAFJITvNHB
Disco! My favorite kind of music.
RAY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY20TCGqAj
This was the last disco song released back in the 20th century.
CHARLES106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVZt9wb23y
Yep. News Boys. Released way back in 1999...106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Hod7jCAAW
(beat)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfs1jceAYfO
I think.
Jonny Cage, Carl From Starship Troopers, The Movie Buff, and the Game Boy dance to the song, along with Bartabe and his gang of criminals.
INT. HEAVEN
Song continues.
All the characters who prayed with Mr. Wise to accept Jesus dance to the song, along with the many people in Heaven.
The rats dance with the cat, the dog, and the lion.
Sheena dance to the song with the poachers.
Forest Gump, and Forest Gump Jr. dance with Jenny and Bubba from the movie Forest Gump.
Annie and Biff dance to the song.
The giant bug dances with the Starship Trooper.
Spinosaurus dances with T-Rex.
Charles Lee Ray from the movie Child's Play dances while holding the chucky doll.
Jennifer from Bride of Chucky, and the other lady who was transformed into the Female doll in the movie Bride of Chucky dance while tossing the female Child's play Doll back and forth to one another.
The two females hi-five each other.
Jesus gives a thumbs up to Freddy, Micheal Myers, Jason, Jason X, Pennywise, and Leather Face.
JESUS106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8AUStiGpC
Well done my good and faithful servants.
Freddy's burn scars suddenly heal and he looks like a normal man.
Jason, Jason X, Micheal Myers, and Leather Face takes off their masks, revealing their handsome faces.
The Predator and Alien dance to the music.
The huge alien from Independence Day 2 joins the predator and Alien in their dance while giving a hi five to the Alien and the Predator.
The Crack head Grandma, the two elderly women, the girls scout girls, the pizza delivery boy, along with the two rival gangs dance to the song with Officer Smith and The Thug.
Jaba the Hut, the little creature on Jaba's shoulder, Steve Urkel, and the wicket witch, who now looks like a normal woman dance to the song as she holds her broom.
Zorge and the Mangalores dance.
Screech Dances to the song along with the two beautiful girls he died next to.
The blind boys of Alabama and the Dixie Humming Birds dance to the song.
PRODUCER106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqepBUdbhX6
Annnnnd CUT!
Everyone breaks from what they're doing.
Song stops.
Producer walks onto screen.
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And that's a rap. Good job everybody!
Everybody claps.
DISSOLVE TO:
The credits are showing as the producer talks to Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400. People and aliens walk about and socialize in the back ground.
A flying car flies by.
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This is gonna be the best spoof movie of this 24th century generation.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHb5i8L6Bqs
Thanks for the encouragement. We put a lot of time and effort into this. That's why the screenplay to this movie is 130 pages long.
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Now let's talk about the way you killed off Micheal Myers, Jason Voorhies, Chucky, the Bride of Chucky, Jason X, Freddy Kreugar, Leather Face, and Pennywise.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmAkOLWQ8m
What did you wanna say about that.
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They were granted entry into heaven because they accepted Jesus into their lives.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxpJ8zzBYL
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Now THAT'S how you kill off horror movie characters who keep coming back.
WILBERT WADO106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtU2YiIiYC
Yeah. If you can't kill them off, get them to repent. THEN kill them off.
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Here's another thing you should do with this script. You should make a copy of it, and I think it would be great for you to sent it back in time to 2026, and have it posted on Penana under the name Ronnyi Guy. 106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaZ4s62nio
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And for SURE, when people on Penana read this part of the script, they're sure to find it hilarious.
The rest of the goof troop respond in ad-libs.
The Dixie humming birds and Blind boys of Alabama sing together while standing in a circle.
Other people who were in this movie speak in the back ground.
Sai, Infantry, Fanny, Atilla, Simon Phonix, and Monk stand while speaking to The Game boy in ad-libs.
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Of course for people who see the film, or even read this script will have to be old enough to remember the Game Boy pocket game system in order to laugh at my name.
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That won't be anyone in this generation.
FANNY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7HYrWy3gG
Yeah, this is the 24th century. Game Boy is 400 years old almost.
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymmkSHBUDz
No I'm not.
ATILLA106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpC1OhC6KI
Not you, silly. The game system.
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That's pretty much me. I mean I AM the biggest video game buff alive.
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As a man thinks of himself, so is he.
MONK106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S8oeGOdwz
Yeah, that's in the bible.
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But don't get us wrong. Thinking of yourself as a video game buff isn't a bad thing. I mean, as long as video games are not your God.
THE GAME BOY106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvNSoqqpOE
No, my God is the same person as you guys' God...106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMHiZFyCNh
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Jesus Christ.
THE ENTIRE GROUP106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeVfPKX537
Amen.
INT. WEAR HOUSE - DAY
CAMERA SLOWLY ZOOMS into the Mortal Kombat 2 Video game. Shang T-sung still holds the guy after sucking his soul out. Suddenly, Shang T-sung drops the Decayed Warlock and gives off a loud laughter.
CAMRA ZOOMS IN CLOSELY to show that Shang T-sung wears a neckless with Jesus on the cross.
FADE OUT:
The end...
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and then Add to home screen.