Sci Fi Picture
FADE IN:
EXT. CITY - DAY
CHAOS
Lots of explosions.
Air crafts zoom through the air.
SUPERB: BABYLON 2071.
EXT. FIELD OF CROPS - DAY
An air craft zooms through the air. A vietnamese guy standing in a field full of crops aims his gun at the aircraft and opens fire.
As smoke comes out of the air craft, the air crafts flies in a pattern and leaves a trail of smoke that reads: NOW THAT WAS A STUPID MOVE!!!
The air craft plummets down and lands on the Vietnamese guy, then explodes.
A bunch of terrorist open fire at another air craft as it zooms through the air.
The air craft crash lands onto a street in a residential area.
The pilot gets out of the air craft and dashes over to a lemonade stand where a little girl is sailing lemonade.
LITTLE GIRL21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKl8yyDb4Y
Would you like to buy a cup of lemonade?
PILOT21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25AuPDlMAi
Yes.
The pilot draws money out of his pocket, pays the girl, picks up a cup of lemonade, and drinks it. The lemonade squirts out of the holes in his body.
PILOT21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujjzajIL9R
Auh oh.
The pilot falls dead.
The little girl screams.
FURTHER DOWN THE STREET
CHAOS
A riot is going on.
Bad guys open fire at each other from two buildings across the street from one another.
Three armored cops wearing black armor, show up on motor cycles dressed like the judges in the movie Judge Dredd.
Rioters, a few at a time, look to see the three armored cops and scamper off.
The three armored cops get off of their motor cycles.
FIRST ARMORED COP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzFkpgIJyk
I am. . . The law!!! Throw down your weapons and prepare to be judged!!!21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR36lRMqICD
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqshHMFFv2
And no I'm NOT saying this to imitate Judge Dredd...21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciGf9BfFTU
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCWxEjrI25
Because I being the law am more dreadful than HIM!
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS FROM FITH FLOOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyWsMibbKU
Judge this!!
All bad guys on the fifth floor open fire.
The ammunition from their guns hit the ground near the feet of the armored cops, causing them to move their feet to dodge the ammo.
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(to the armored cops.)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhql3jdtQOD
DANCE! DANCE!!! DANCE!!! Come on you can dance better than that!
A bad guy pushes a button on a CD player, playing the song CAN'T STOP THE FEELING, by "Justin Timberlake."
The three armored cops start doing a dance routine.
The bad guys cheer them on.
Next, the armored cops start break dancing.
The bad guys laugh while cheering the armored cops on.
The three armored cops cease from dancing.
One of the armored cops open fire at the CD player, destroying it.
The bad guys complain in ad-libs.
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS FROM FITH FLOOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWK7gfSEt7
HEY, THAT CD PLAYER WAS AN ANTIQUE!!!
The other bad guys respond angrily in agreement in ad-libs.
FIRST ARMORED COP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkavKmy0J2Y
The shows over! 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRB2w0zURvl
(to the bad guys)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjCIbyI7UA
YOU GUYS ARE UNDER ARREST!!!! WE'RE COMING INSIDE TO GET YOU!
The armored cops scamper into the building.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE BAD GUYS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsrYgMOhUE
(meaning the armored cops)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5SvTEh4nS
They had some cool moves. And now they don't wanna dance! Man,21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIFOWhxJmq
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIO0BIYfx7T
...those armored cops dressed like those judges in the movie Judge Dredd SUCK!
INT. HALLWAY OF BUILDING - DAY
The three armored cops creep along a wall while aiming their guns.
FIRST ARMORED COP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4bKk6v9r3
Man, this feels like the place where people go if they die without accepting Jesus, which is hell.
The second armored cop grabs the first armored cop by the color and rams him against the wall.
SECOND ARMORED COP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyMnPKwULg
Seriously! Will you shut the heck up with all the Jesus stuff!?!
The second armored cop finally lets go of the first armored cop.
THIRD ARMORED COP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5t79D70FG
(to first armored cop)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaALYIYsQib
Yeah, shut up you twat!
FIRST ARMORED COP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOWWZOBMWT
Guys! You're letting that demonic warlock Grumpy and his demonic warlocks control your minds!
GRUMPY, who's a demonic looking Demon Warlock, laughs.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmypTyy4Q7T
You guys are fighting each other. I love that.
FIRST ARMORED COP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mYXWKerZi
(meaning grumpy)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKo2Rbu4Ju
It's Grumpy, the lead Demon Warlock.
The three armored cops realize what they're doing, then immediately aim their guns at Grumpy.
THIRD ARMORED COP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx6gLPNJ0n
Grumpy, we hate it that you're convincing humans to shoot at each other and destroy each other.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO6SA6op5B
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbGO6joQhD
And the Christian people you can't control, you took them hostage. Where are the hostages!?~!
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1igJKKNktK
Lets see, the hostages. . . Screw you! The hostages are gone!
FIRST ARMORED COP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLPZ3qLM8i
Okay, well prepare to be put on ice. Get into the cold sleep chamber!
The three armored cops aim their guns at Grumpy. Grumpy gets inside of the cold sleep chamber.
The three guys lock the door and stand against the door while breathing a sigh of relief.
SECOND ARMORED COP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1R3kHe4ySy
That was WAY too easy.
Suddenly, Grumpy stabs the three men through the door. They yell in agony.
SECOND AND THIRD ARMORED COP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR3l82aLpx
Lord forgive us of our sins. We confess and believe you died on the cross to save us. Please save us.
The three armored cops die.
Grumpy holds up a hockey mask while laughing, when suddenly, he freezes.
FADE TO BLACK:
WHITE PRINT ON BLACK: 250 years later.
Drums could be heard.
Suddenly, the screen reads: FEDERAL NETWORK like in the movie Star Ship Troopers, only with a gold image of a cooked turkey instead of an eagle.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHycPVLEB6U
Hold up, cut cut cut! Stop the music please!
The producer, a green guy with long red hair, steps onto the set.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms1Kff70hm
This part of the movie is making fun of Star Ship Troopers, right?
CAMERA MAN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSnPeLvi9Q
Right.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSivka45QB
Then lets make fun of it the way it should be made fun of. Put a symbol of an eagle, not a cooked turkey!
The screen once again reads: Federal Network. This time it's with a gold image of an eagle.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIESG0qIUU2
Start the music back.
The music starts back playing.
SCREEN SHOWS a bunch of troops lined up.
The words: 'JOIN UP NOW' appears on the screen.
MAN'S VOICE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0ZaP2f6NW
People are joining up from all over the galaxy and are doing their part.
ONE OF THE TROOPS LINED UP.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIY2bQmXNz
I'm doing my part.
EXT. BOOT CAMP TRAINING GROUNDS - DAY
Troops are lined up in front of a drill instructor. The drill instructor turns to the camera.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGH01nvCXPD
(yelling at the top of his lungs)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjcDmAJMAl
I'M DOING MY PART!!!!
The camera lenses cracks from the loud sound of the drill instructor yelling.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
A troop get's shot, then turns to the camera.
SOLDIER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE53El3dqN7
Looks like I'm done doing my part!
The soldier falls to the ground and dies.
CAMERA PANS to show the enemy soldiers.
ENEMY SOLDIERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVO6QMgfA5
We're doing our part too. Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!
CAMERA SHOWS the lined up troops saying in ad-libs "Awww shut up!" and throwing balled up pieces of paper.
Balled up pieces of paper hit the enemy soldiers.
The enemy soldiers take off running.
MAN'S VOICE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH44XKbWG9r
They're doing their part. Are you?
Screen shows lined up troops.
MAN'S VOICE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQfd8RuePr
Join the Federal Service. . .
A roach crawls on the ground.
MAN'S VOICE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7Qgf20RRB
Service guarantees citizenship.
One of the troops lined up spots the roach.
LINED UP TROOP.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4aNAdJPrX
A bug!!!
All the troops fire at the roach.
The roach turns upside down and dies.
MAN'S VOICE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DZt7DOfVz
And you'll make a good bug exterminator too I forgot to mention. Would you like to know more?
EXT. A BEACH - DAY
There are a few palm trees. Two suns could be seen in the back ground.
WILBERT WADO, Caucasian male with a funny hair style, scampers on screen.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGg4G4zqVTq
Welcome to Paradise! You are all invited to enter a contest to win an all expense paid trip to Earth Three. Many will enter, few will win.
Scone, a guy with long hair, TRICKY, a guy with blue hair, and TRUE, a guy with red hair, scamper on screen next to Wilbert Wado.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hpkpPr7MW
Keep watching the Wilbert Wado With the Goof Troop 2400 show. And you may win a trip here on Earth Three with me and my Goof Troop.
Wilbert Wado does the running man to the rock music that starts playing.
Scone, Tricky, and True join in on doing the running man.
EXT. CITY - MORNING
SIMON PHONIX, black man, (40's) tall, gold hair, is in the communication booth typing, is distracted as he sees Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop on a distant holographic media screen doing the running man.
Bystanders are entertained while laughing.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJQhjGis12
(meaning the bystanders who are laughing)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwANi7Iq4BT
Idiots. That advertisement is not funny.
SUPERB: the city of SANDWICH ANGELES
The bystanders suddenly cease from laughing and look at Simon while intimidated and disappointed, then go about their business.
Simon goes back to typing in the booth.
A bunch of police cars, each having SANDWICH ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT written on the doors with an image of a sandwich, pull up surrounding Simon Phonix.
The cops, who are all different intelligent life forms, get out of the cars, each eating a sandwich. The cops set their sandwiches down.
LEAD OFFICER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0z4kGJcaJ6
Simon Phonix, lay face down on the ground, with your hands in the air.
Simon turns around looking at the cops weird.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo8cfYuDOK
Now that just made no sense. . .
Silence.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNmE4nc8jK
What's the matter, you guys don't talk with logic anymore?
The lead officer presses a button on his watch.
LEAD OFFICER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv7lfgah6E
(to watch; Meaning Simon)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DcndGbh74
Maniac responded with sarcasm. Something the police officers forgot to use in the movie Demolition Man in the scene when they first tried to apprehend Simon PHOENIX in SAND Angeles.
THE WATCH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfN45ZK9DXh
Demand maniac stand on his hands, add the words; 'or else'
LEAD OFFICER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBqUpBV1xe
Simon Phonix, lay down, I mean, stand on your hands, with your hands in the air, or else.
THE WATCH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZHdplq2Yd
(to the cop)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcjaRviuyA
NO you IDIOT!!!
Simon Phonix turns around looking angry.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFl8sOrdClV
Aright you George McFly wanna bee's, you asked for it, and now you're going to get it.
BIFF, a huge looking white guy, looking like the Biff from back to the future, taps Simon Phonix on the shoulders.
BIFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwYSVZ5D4e
Hey, that's my line, butt head!
Simon Phonix hits Biff, knocking him out.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGn0bFguzT
Shut up!
LEAD OFFICER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZJp1V7Jod
Okay, let's get him.
Two officers run up to Simon. Simon kicks both of them in the head with a spinning heel kick. The officers spin around, turn cart wheels, turn back hand springs, stand on their feet.
TWO OFFICERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EQkFDMZtZ
Woooooaaaaa!!!
They both fall to the ground knocked out.
Two officers get back in their car. Simon runs for the car.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH37qxxPnxG
Wait for me.
Simon jumps and lands on the window, breaking it. Simon grabs one of the cops, pulls him up and lets him fly into a tree.
Suddenly, a fire engine shows up. The firemen runs up to the tree.
FIRE MAN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJmBAF6iaX
I'll help you down!
The branch breaks. The cop and the branch falls onto the fireman, causing him to pass out.
COP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqVR06lpRt
That won't be necessary.
The cop passes out. A cat lands on its feet in front of the cop and the fireman and walks off screen.
The second cop, who's a tough cop, gets out of the car, tares off his shirt revealing his upper body and gets into his fighting stance.
TOUGH COP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0FxpKNtYb
Come on!
Simon rips off his shirt and puts up his guard.
Tough cop throws a jab. Simon parries it. Tough Cop throws another jab. Simon parries it. Tough Cop clinches Simon and goes to bite his ear.
A reff steps in between them.
REFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CBllIPKrw
Uhhh Uhhh. None of that stuff. . .
The reff pulls out a salt shaker.
REFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKcZFFGf99
(meaning the shaker of salt)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqI6CJJuJg
Not without this.
Tough cop takes the shaker of salt.
A girl in a Mc.Donalds uniform offers them fries.
MC.DONALDS GIRL21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIf7qVNJgNY
Would you like fries with your order?
Both Tough Cop and Simon hit the girl, knocking her out.
A GUY IN A WENDY'S UNIFORM21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPhDyJDzBr
Hey!!
Simon and the Tough Cop simultaneously punch the guy in the Wendy's uniform, knocking HIM out.
GUY IN JACK IN A BOX UNIFORM21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡex0oxXFru7
She just offered you guys fries!
Both the Tough Cop and Simon simultaneously punch the guy in the Jack In A Box uniform.
The Mc Donald's happy meal guys run up to Simon and the Tough Cop.
MC DONALD'S HAPPY MEAL GUYS.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQzxuDZ8eF
Okay stop it right now! OR you guys won't get happy meal toys!
The Tough Cop and Simon punches the happy meal guys, knocking them out.
TOUGH COP AND SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSv4zCSDjJ
(speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpje0QZ4Vrb
Do we look like kids!?!
The Tough Cop and Simon turn to look at the Mc Donald's nugget puppets.
TOUGH COP AND SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJlRirZF3L
(speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyUuksj9Fq
Ya want some of us too!?!
THE NUGGETS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡam2vdh4LAX
No! WE'RE CHICKEN!
The nuggets take off running.
Suddenly, Ronald ~Mc-Donald, Jack from Jack in a Box, and Colonel Sanders from KFC show up. This is just like the night club scene from the movie Romeo Must Die.
Simon and the Tough Cop get into their fighting stance.
Ronald Mc-Donald, Jack, and Colonel Sanders get into their karate fighting stance.
Just like in the night club scene in the movie Romeo Must Die, Ronald Mc-Donald, Jack, and Colonel Sanders come at Simon and the Tough Cop with karate kicks.
Simon and the Tough Cop block the kicks Ronald Mc-Donald, Colonel Sanders, and Jack execute. With one blow each, Simon and the Tough Cop knock Colonel Sanders, Ronald Mc-Donald, and Jack out.
DEAFENING SOUNDS of sirens suddenly...
Here comes some flying cop motor cycles being ridden by cops who are dressed like judges in the movie Judge Dredd.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2WBAEmobY
Oh no! Who called the Judges.
A person dressed as a Winner Snitcles hot dog shows up.
THE HOT DOG21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3soQ9Pc9U7
I did. Cause21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVmtUvxImP
(Singing)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPEWEoAVfm
Duwinner Snitcles is not just a hot dog anymore!
Both Simon and the cop punch the guy in the hot dog costume, knocking him out.
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(speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0nkZWogOU
I knew they'd do that.
Biff sits up.
BIFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNOCSIRFbW
(to everyone fighting)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡty0bgPwg2x
BUTT HEADS!
Biff passes back out.
The song WORD UP by "Cameo" starts to play.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. EXOTIC CLUB - DAY
Song continues.
ATILLA, Caucasian female, 32, tall, dances while sitting on a swing that's swinging back an forth. A guy is squirting her with a water hose just like in the movie Barb Wire.
One of the guys in the audience stand up.
GUY IN THE AUDIANCE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3mmnqPqV3
Come on! Take it off! Take it all off!
Atilla takes off her shoe and points at the guy.
GUY IN THE AUDIANCE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlTuQF00co
AUH come on Babe!
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPq5rXFFPK
Don't call me babe!
Atilla attempts to throw her shoe at the guy, but the water hits the shoe, causing it to fly back and hit Atilla in the head, knocking her out.
GUY WITH THE WATER HOSE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhesm5c6vm
(meaning Atilla)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgDeDTuHWh
DON'T CALL HER BABE!!!
The guy with the water hose sprays the guy standing up. The water pressure knocks him down.
Suddenly, sparks come from where the hose is connected, being that the machine is malfunctioning.
GUY WITH THE WATER HOSE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCxisPvb4Q
Ahh Ohhh, the hose is out of control!
The water hose starts wetting many patrons. People panic while trying to avoid the water.
A dirty guy enters the club.
DIRTY GUY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWr1oVqSq4
Boy I could use a bath.
Water squirts him, knocking him down.
A guy on fire dashes through the kitchen door. Water squirts him, putting the fire out.
A grimlin sits at a table.
GRIMLIN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWM31pWbgu
NEVER GET US WET!! Or we'll multiply... like Bae Bae's kids.
Water squirts the grimlin, knocking it out of the chair.
Atilla gets up and starts walking back stage.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUTrjuy7hP
If one more person calls me babe.
EXT. BACK YARD OF CLUB - AFTERNOON
DISCO, early (30's), three green eyes, dirty blond hair, sits while talking to a guy with two heads, RAY and CHARLES.
RAY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgrmwgAyfI
Disco, we have a problem in the club.
CHARLES21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfJrtqExu7
Everything is all wet.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRhtYyQKGH
The only thing that should be wet is Atilla on the stage imitating Pamela Anderson in the movie Barb Wire.
RAY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvBHONiJ6n
Well more than Atilla got wet, sir.
CHARLES21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKjP6PMV4w
The whole club is wet.
RAY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bgQku40hs
And someone called Atilla babe!
Disco stands up and draws a gun.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALfoc2BEdQ
I'll take care of him.
Suddenly, Atilla exits the club with a gun pointed at them.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuDJSnVwu2
Hold it! Drop your weapon! All three of you, or should I say both of you, are under arrest for smuggling drugs.
RAY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sHayb5vX3
What proof do you have?
CHARLES21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpxEMoskii
Yeah, what proof do you have?
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkwMNJSum4
Shut up Ray and Charles! You guys are under arrest!
Disco tries to shoot Atilla, but a sign that reads "BANG" emerges from the gun.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6h3C14UUl
Huh, your gun is fake!
Atilla pulls the trigger on her gun. A sign that reads "Bang" emerges from her gun as well.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSlT359coJ
Huh, so is yours. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJCU6UeoCx
(to Ray and Charles)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OnT8nCdA4
Ray, Charles, get her!
Ray and Charles come at Atilla throwing punches.
Atilla blocks the punches. Ray and Charles spin around while attempting to hit Atilla with a back fist. Atilla blocks the strike, then kicks Ray and Charles in the face one at a time. Both hit the ground out cold.
Disco comes at Atilla turning flips, then executes punches and kicks that Atilla blocks.
Atilla picks up Disco, swings him around, and throws him onto a table.
Suddenly, raging water bursts through the club walls, washing everything away. Atilla climbs onto a huge floating peace of wood. Disco climbs onto a floating peace of wood.
This is just like the scene in the movie Jumangi.
An alligator swims past them. Four people in a river raft pass them while peddling. Bumbish looking guys on jet ski's like the ones in the Movie Water World passes them while smoking.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYi0VHNrb1
(meaning the guys on Jet Ski's)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBLcZzRQhG
The smokers just like the ones in the movie Water World.
Smoke gets blown in Disco's face from off screen. Disco coughs and waves the smoke away.
Suddenly, Disco and Atilla wash ashore.
Atilla pulls a gun on Disco.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrvQHsF5e3
You're under arrest.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDju2LXIVb
How do I know the gun is loaded.
Atilla fires the gun into the air.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAc6j2GN9a
That's how you know.
A Teridacto falls out of the sky and lands in front of them.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomxmDED92c
Oops!
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjURNtN4SJ
I thought those things were extinct.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvRpQoaG9S
They are now.
Atilla aims the gun at Disco.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdbGyFaxFS
Put your hands up.
Disco looks as he hears millions of creatures.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfGl3ixyes
What the heck?
Atilla looks. They see 1,000 Grimlins standing before them.
GRIMLINS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPuCzyipyi
I told you not to get me wet. We multiply like Bae Bae's kids!
The Grimlins all let out an evil laughter.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR6tHXG6bs
Yes. And you guys also can't come out in the sunlight either. It kills you.
The Grimlins look up at the two suns in the purple sky, scream, and become bones.
Suddenly three police cars land in their area.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACFsnyynmh
Oh no.
Cops get out of the cars.
ONE OF THE COPS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwS0be9PRW
Come on Disco, you're under arrest.
As Disco spits on the ground, the cops stare at him for a few seconds.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0DZLaDR99
Just give me my freaking phone call!
ONE OF THE COPS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlqgvoNFUj
(to Disco)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJL4KvyFoyX
Stupid! This is the 24th century. We communicate through telecomunicators now! Now get your hands up so we can hand cuff you and take you to jail!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE COPS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtdYGJfvNC
And you must think you're Clairance Boddigaur from RoboCop! Spitting on the ground and telling us to give you your phone call.
Disco looks confused.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttR2xa3lPD
Who?
Disco puts his hands up. Atilla cuffs him.
The door to the police car opens.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY02oIEz6Qo
Wait. Aren't you gonna read me my rights!
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXNY25edGC
Yeah. You have a right to enjoy the ride in the back of the police unit! And we're not playing your favorite disco song on the radio!
Disco sighs in frustration.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTsZbG53Pq
This is like being in outer space without a protective suit... it sucks!
Atilla and the police look at Disco funny.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6H6Xz4qAmW
Don't you guys know your astronomy? The vacuum in outer space SUCKS the air out of you and you'll die.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZ7fiTW48P
Ohh.
The officer's laugh.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lzbA797gW
You know, Disco, that was really funny.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodyTCLqAgK
Oh, so I guess I'm free to go then?
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1dgfBbAuj
Nope! ...wasn't THAT funny.
Atilla throws Disco into the police car. The door closes.
EXT. AN ALLY - DAY
A flying van lands in an alley.
As the doors open, SAI, Chinese male, medium height, heavy set, MONK, Chinese male, long hair, medium height, and INFANTRY, 5'7", Caucasian, eye patch on one eye and a blade for a right arm, step out of the van with three alien beings.
All six men enter through a facility.
INT. THE BUILDING - CONTINUOUS.
A bunch of folded clothes are everywhere. The six men approach a desk, where a slightly bald blue skinned man named BARTABE stands.
BARTABE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqn0nVFsmN
Ya got my cash?
Infantry puts the brief case on the desk.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlt4s6x0SFc
Half.
BARTABE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQwc0zCcsp
Why half?
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkppPJlXv4Z
We wanna look out for ourselves.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBLEnSpiJq
When we get out of here safely, we'll call you and tell you where the rest of your money is.
BARTABE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWdrnaB8y7
You think I'm really stupid. You got that line from the movie Street Fighter.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvFOZnMj1z
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5lzninmKL
The scene when Ken and Ryu tried to trick Victor Segat this exact same way.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYC9ZK9M1i
Auh great... Just our luck. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHvEkYXSPc
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELcx2U0WZp
Bartabe watches too many sci fi pictures too.
BARTABE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqduUI0Wk9
Sci fi picture?21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4hoeRKdSD
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IRHgU4B6N
Street Fighter is a movie based off of a video game that's over 300 years old you idiot.
SAI, INFANTRY, AND MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyc8zrNhdKc
(yelling simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOEIeYRRhO
WE KNOW THAT!
Bartabe slightly jumps in fright at the sound of Sai, Infantry, and Monk yelling.
Bartabe and the aliens aim their guns at Monk, Infantry, and Sai.
BARTABE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDGSQcVgIT
I hope you're happy. Because you just ruined our deal.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefy0EqGEAY
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2z0cFmGsj
...by YELLING at me!
Bartabe and the aliens open fire at Sai, Monk, and Infantry, causing force fields to appear around them and protect them.
ONE OF THE ALIENS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanuRBSUdWU
They have force fields!
Everyone puts down their weapons.
BARTABE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjXRox9snk
(to Sai, Infantry, and Monk)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFEEp4PZKz
I hope you three are ready to get your butts kicked.
Everyone gets into their fighting stances.
Two of the aliens try attacking Sai. Sai blocks the punches and kicks of both people and bump their heads together.
Bartabe tries to run away.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUiGtoQmHS
Bartabe, where you going?
Bartabe throws a few punches. Infantry blocks the punches with his left arm and does an inside crescent kick to Bartabe's head. Bartabe falls into a wedding cake.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAsIbAZnNY
You're fired!21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcIAhAecwq
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCPY2ZBp3X
I mean, you're under arrest!
Infantry looks towards us.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMVEdEDt5X
(to movie audience)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6d0flWKmdD
Gosh, I seen the movie Cradle To The Grave TOO many times. The scene when the tall bald police captain shoots the crooked cop to death and then fires him...21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXmM12pXom
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwj2Y1IYua
Wait, you guys watching this movie probably don't remember that. Cradle To The Grave is an old movie.
Bartabe lifts up his head out of the cake.
BARTABE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9TwOf5ZKW
And I'm hungry like always. Thanks for the cake.
Bartabe starts eating the cake.
BARTABE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICBLnOnrOF
In fact, I'm hungry like a wolf more than Duran Duran was over three centuries ago!
Bartabe continues eating the cake.
Monk does a jump spinning side kick, knocking an alien into the folded clothes. Monk then picks up a box of Tide.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyM6vE7Ugw
(to the alien)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMHhnfU6ms
Do you know why people wash their clothes IN Tide.
Monk opens the box and dumps the soap powder on the alien.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpC1u354cD
Because it's too cold OUT tide!
Suddenly the police bust through the doors.
POLICE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs71SUvQFL
Freeze! All of you who just got your butts kicked are under arrest!
EXT. BUILDING - DAY
Flying cars fly about.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
Mr. Wise, Caucasian male, late fifties, wears glasses, dressed in what looks like a robe, sits at a desk. As soon as the slide door opens, Wilbert Wado and his Goof Troop enters.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAe6oT3zys
(to Mr. Wise)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDk2TqGRdl
You wanted to see us, Mr. Wise?
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9EYJLMmmp
I hate to announce it but, Grumpy and his Demon Warlock army is free again. The demon warlock army just released Grumpy from his 250 year cold sleep.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffwK8vQBDE
Anyone who can stop them?
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4A5hyJBww
You will help. . . You currently have a contest going on for a contestant to win a trip to Earth 3, right?
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zISlLuiK6
Just like Simon Phenix says in a Demolition Man scene... Exactamondo.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxD42m9BJfC
Good. Because the Warlock Demons are gonna attack Earth 3. You must choose your warriors for this mission.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmzbozdj1k
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lF5H86JTM
SIX of them.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2k0BPPFjA
We have the perfect six warriors sir. One is already on Earth 3 right now.
Mr. Wise nods his head.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74iNTpYyIq
Very good.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrjusAjiSd
Here are the other five.
Wilbert Wado presses a button on his watch, causing a holographic image of Atilla, Monk, Infantry, Simon Phonix, and Sai to appear.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySMcNdKbyb
Good. Good. I was gonna have you choose those EXACT particular people. Rig the contest and make them the winners of the Earth 3 trip.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFfhm6uRn4
We already did.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TX736aa6g
And might I add. This movie is gonna end extremely bizarre.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjLRotTbNW
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3wki0Qtzb
...in a way that you never seen a sci fi spoof movie end.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfCBwhN9jn
Well you can always count on Wilbert Wado...
ALL EXCEPT MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm88E5wI8IY
And the Goof Troop 2400.
Wilber Wado rubs his finger across his watch, causing rock music to play.
Wilbert Wado and his group all start doing the running man.
Mss. Wise enters and looks at them funny.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Cze90ueQP
Okay guys we have a world to save.
They stop doing the running man just as the music stops.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87U9e4IHzt
Oh, hi Miss.... Wise.
Mss. Wise looks at them funny.
MSS. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyMBDVOToo
Hi guys.
SCONE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgMqVcGsXw
We're off to save the world.
They exit.
MSS. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcQFTqWurG
THEY'RE going to save the world? A group of clowns?
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpT9hM9FpZg
Not exactly. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9E9DQkl09
(Beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENYmp7IAzN
These clowns are going to select five really brave warriors, honey.
MSS. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeybH06Ir3
Oh, cool.
EXT - DESSERT - DAY
Two moons are barely visible in the day time sky. An anti gravity car zooms down the road.
INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS
Monk, Sai, and Infantry are in the car. Suddenly, there's a beeping sound.
They all look at a red light on the dash board beeping.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ340Wu5v9OB
Anyone wanna answer that? Could be important.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JaZbkiELY
You're closer, you answer it.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2ePp9QfPO
I'm driving.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WSSbl7Neq
No bother guys, I'll get it.
Monk rubs his index finger across his watch, causing Wilbert Wado to appear on a floating holographic screen while shown from the neck up.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlMFD6E4ou
Congratulations Monk, Infantry, and Sai, you three are winners. You win an all paid expense trip on a space cruise to Earth 3!
They all have weird looks on their faces.
INFANTRY, SAI, AND MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByhS421PX2
(speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCgAKQoTUn
We won? We didn't even enter the contest.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDIJ5o1Weq
What's with the weird looks? Earth 3 is so beautiful, it looks like the place where every intelligent life form in the Universe has to accept Jesus to go which is Heaven.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxoQgsMzCZ
Intelligent life form? Then I guess that excludes you from the list.
Sai, Infantry and Monk laugh.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUN8aPvnDJ
You know, that's funny. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrvPEoPpAD
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4mwWqf83Q
That reminds me of an episode of 90210, when two teenagers wanted to exchange an egg for some information.
Wilbert Wado laughs.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4Auvw04Hu
What are you on, dude?
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABlosJXVan
Nothing. I'm a clown, I'm supposed to act goofy. Be on planet Earth tomorrow evening to catch the ship. The ship won't wait. Congratulations.
Wilbert Wado goes off the air.
The three look at each other with puzzled looks on their faces and shrug their shoulders simultaneously.
MONK, INFANTRY, AND SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBtNl5wFtI
(speaking simultaneously to each other)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5BzcDiww7
Don't look at me.
INT. POLICE STATION - DAY
Atilla walks through the police station all wet.
A GUY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRx7wfpMMW
Hey Atilla, good job catching Disco.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNZv6Y0u8E
Thank you.
A cop tries to do a spinning back kick to another guy's hand, but he accidentally knocks over a jug on a Sparklet's water dispenser.
Water splashes on Atilla.
The other cops laugh and clap sarcastically.
KICKING COP 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IYIL5H3mb
Woops, sorry Atilla.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdcc4Zy9Nn
Thanks a lot. Always copying Murtah in the movie Lethal Weapon 3!
A police captain approaches Atilla.
POLICE CAPTIAN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPUKPqMenW
Atilla, Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400 tried to get in touch with you.
Atilla gets a confused look on her face.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAlYkamqbh
Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 'Who?'
POLICE CAPTIAN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLu5DDFefEM
No. Not the goof troop 'Who.' The goof troop 2400. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmsFrMppqv
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWCY23SueG
I just love them. They're so funny. But anyway, they said you won a trip to Earth 3.
Atilla gets and excited look on her face.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTOHnRA8ZO
A TRIP TO EARTH 3!?!
Atilla jumps and hits the ceiling with her head while screaming in excitement.
The director, who's next to the camera man gets a confused look on his face.
DIRECTOR 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6zNBuxov6
Wait, that's not supposed to happen!
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tmQjkMqsQ
Cut! FREAKING cut!
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpQBLRBdyC
It's not my fault, the ceiling's too low!
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcUPfaoaDu
(with sarcasm)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUOL42SiZ4
Oh, so I guess the ceiling saw a tiger, got scared, and decided to duck down lower!
A confused look claims everyone's face.
EVERYBODY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EFXISe7Lv
(speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtXfUz08d0
WHAT!?! A Tiger!?!
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIriWvJlFy1
Never mind! Let's just continue shooting the movie Sci Fi Picture! Okay everyone, let's go to the next scene at the space port on the planet Earth.
FADE OUT:
EXT. SPACE PORT - AFTERNOON.
People walk about.
ZARM, who's a 6'8" man with a robot arm, stands talking to people.
SUPER: Planet Earth.
An anti gravity taxi cab stops in front of the terminal. As the door opens, Simon Phonix steps out and heads for the Ticket Lady.
TICKET LADY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuTLNA7gSh
Last call for Earth 3, hurry up.
Simon approaches.
Ticket Lady places her finger print on the pad.
TICKET LADY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2mQ8IOsH7
Hi. Identification please.
Simon places his thumb print on the pad.
TICKET LADY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7Q5Rd1bM4
Congratulations Simon Phonix on winning the Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 contest.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwMvbWXg67
Thank you. ...ain't even a fan of clowns.
A peace of paper prints.
TICKET LADY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfXioHl0iF
Neither are Atilla, Monk, Infantry, and Sai.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMzs5XrCra
Who ever the heck they are.
The lady gives Simon the ticket.
TICKET LADY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8IRuZWh7L
Enjoy your trip.
INT. ANOTHER AREA - CONTINUOUS
Atilla sits on a bench when suddenly, she gets approached by Scone.
SCONE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vqUQ6Yn1v
Ohh Atilla.
Atilla looks at Scone funny.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYeIhD4DgP
Scone?
SCONE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3xHMlJ2rW
Yes that's me. Wilbert Wado wants to meet you in person before the plane takes off for Earth 3.
Atilla gains a confused look on her face.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQ7SMM5D7X
Okay. . . Where is he? All I see is you.
Atilla looks as hard core rock music plays.
Suddenly, Wilbert Wado and the rest of the Goof Troop appear from off screen.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7iQK8OjQn
(sounding like Ruby Rod in the Fifth Element)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSbYYtSVzC
Atilla, Congratulations on winning the Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 contest.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIERAV8see
Are you imitating someone from a REALLY old sci fi movie?
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfjyeKiCmn
Ruby Rod from the 5th Element, only I'm not dressed up as a drag queen. And this movie isn't named after something from the Periodic Table.
Suddenly, Monk, Sai, Infantry, and Simon show up.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJifiWJsoc0
I won the contest too.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnMEFG3B44
Me too.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkU3yi8dT10
Yes, I recognize all of you. Thank you for coming.
Suddenly, there's an explosion near by. Grumpy and the Warlocks run onto the scene.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKokUboZI7m
Oh my God, Grumpy and the Warlocks are here!
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnt42sLq2or
Wilbert Wado, you and your Goof Troop... Hide!
Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Simon, and Sai run up to Grumpy and the Warlocks blocking their punches and kicks.
Suddenly Zarm shows up picking up the Warlocks one at a time and tossing them.
Zarm picks up Grumpy and throws him into a yogurt stand inside of a yogurt shop.
The Yogurt Shop employees point and laugh as they see Grumpy is covered in Yogurt.
ZARM21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUrsjuRjLS
Oh. Let me not forget the toppings!
Zarm grabs all kinds of toppings with his hands and throws them on Grumpy.
The Yogurt shop employees are laughing.
Zarm points to Grumpy.
ZARM21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVt0DFz7vb
I guess he's treating you today guys. Because it's LITERALLY on him.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdIovgbotn
(to Zarm)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBB9UiPaJn
What are you doing? I'm on a diet!
Simon approaches Grumpy and punches him, knocking him out.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEV4nueCnma
(to Grumpy)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqCWomKZaK
Shut up!
Sai blocks the punches and kicks of a Warlock and kicks him.
The Warlock flips, then turns somersaults, lands on his feet, and holds up his hands like a gymnist would.
The people began booing him. The Warlock then passes out.
Both infantry and Monk execute jump spinning side kicks, knocking two warlocks down.
Atilla punches a Warlock.
THE WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmb2nX2F6zM
Talk about she's a knock out.
The Warlock passes out.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXWOUVd0Ca
(to Zarm)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6Dhz40ucA
Who are you, sir?
ZARM21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCd8HV9AJIg
They call me Zarm. I'm the head of security.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lgVLcARul
Only one of you came to our rescue? Where's your troops?
ZARM21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRqKHuywSw
They only show up if need be.
Atilla sighs.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop approaches the gang.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWTt6n5SBp
Guys, are you okay?
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqMHyeOX7G
We're fine Wilbert. Thank you for your concern.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGSULYHkLZ
Okay, this is the worse thing I ever had happen on my show! Warlock attacks!
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvv3CI7G6PA
Shhhh. Just be quiet, and get us on the ship.
EXT. OUTER SPACE
The cruise vessel flies towards a planet.
VOICE OF PILOT CAPTAIN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jwJHvgq9V
This is your captain speaking. Before we reach Earth 3, our first stop will be Babylon 4.
The captain laughs.
VOICE OF PILOT CAPTAIN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dRzSpe2qq
I just made a funny statement. First I said 3, then I said 4. Ha HA Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
EXT. SKY - DAY
The ship enters the atmosphere and flies toward Babylon 4, which was a decayed space station that had crash landed years ago.
EXT. BABYLON 4 - DAY
Infantry, Monk, Simon, Sai, and Atilla walk together.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopYpRVBWNY
You all know that they didn't find this crashed ship until late in the previous century.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHCgXIiwUJ
Of course we know.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriLevBwJhl
They couldn't find this place when it first got LOST IN SPACE.
Infantry sees ZOAT standing at what looks like a hot dog stand. Zoat is a blind black man who has a gray mustache, gray beard, and gray eyes.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEjyIKeCyP
Anybody hungry?
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtKK1xL78H
Where will we eat?
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrauLpoTM2w
There are plenty of places where we can chow down.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCJs2MT5dH
What about there?
Infantry points to the stand where Zoat is.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxoFxOYwbg
Guys wanna see what he's sailing?
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGu21MFytl
Yeah, come on, I'm HUNGRY LIKE A WOLF like Duran Duran was 400 years ago.
Infantry gets a confused look on his face.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpppHEjTFmN
What's a wolf?21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgA2WWF0IxU
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UfyjemryB
And who the hell was Duran Duran?
The five of them approach Zoat.
ZOAT21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1C59smNDh
I've been expecting you guys. The ones who won this trip. Monk, Atilla, Simon, Infantry, and Sai.
They all get confused looks on their faces.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkD5yaD90Ut
Who are you?
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZNwYvURFf
How come you know us?
ZOAT21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpr0hwoBYI
They blurted your name on the media.
Silence.
ZOAT21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8VJzwoVSb
I work for Mr. Wise. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3nOwVZc9P
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7FvZl0nA5
He's the reason you guys are being sent through outer space. Stay there, I have something I want the five of you to take with you.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPaqoLuITT
Tell us who you are first.
ZOAT21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAAOXWlEW4
My name is Zoat.
Zoat picks up five diamond rings.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdhZV3aP5k
Wedding rings?
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2yENcpw2W
I have a better silly guess. Five rings like the five kids in the 20th century cartoon that was called Captain Planet?
ZOAT21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENYa2czLit
(answering Sai and Atilla)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVT2Bl9uP3
No silly, and no silly. These rings are to protect you from Grumpy and his Demonic Warlock army. . . Go ahead, put them on.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEbCRoiapl
Didn't we knock Grumpy and his Warlocks out at the space port back on Earth? They should have learned their lesson by now.
ZOAT21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYvwN9dUbf
You can't defeat Demonic Warlock creatures permanently just by knocking them out. You have to kill them.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3mnPNXepZ
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wdgnuV9xG
Yes...21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazE9kYzd0l
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEJsmTH1AM
That's why your mission's not over yet.
They put on the rings.
Suddenly, lasers get fired from a sniper's rifle.
Zoat gets shot. The sniper turns out to be Grumpy, who jumps out of hiding with a group of Demonic Warlocks.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwwIAFYrot
This is as far as you guys go! You're not gonna get out of here alive! I'm going to kill you right here and you're all going to die!
Grumpy and the Demonic Warlocks open fire, and a force field appears around Simon, Atilla, Sai, Infantry, and Monk.
People run and panic.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8JTTdUEjI
No Grumpy. . . You're the one who just made the endangered species list.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNr2AfPJ4x2
(to his group of warlocks)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20eZdR9oEv
GET THEM!
The Warlocks attempt to attack.
Infantry executes a jump spinning roundhouse kick, kicking a Demonic Warlock in the head. The Demonic Warlock flies back and collides with the other Demonic Warlocks. All fall down.
Atilla blocks the punches and kicks of one of the Demonic Warlocks, kicks him in the groin, then throws an uppercut to his face, knocking him out.
Simon hits one of the Warlocks with a flat television.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIhTP2syFq
You're on TV!
Monk throws one of the Warlocks into Zoat's food stand.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytSNgtev6r
Next time I'll use mustard!
Sai takes down Grumpy and three other Warlocks with his unique kung fu moves.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFW2DxUTpC
You win, for now.
Grumpy and the Warlocks take off running.
EXT. A BEACH DAY
A plane flies over the water while a bunch of intelligent life forms relax on the beach.
EXT. SPACE PORT - CONTINUOUS
Plane lands at the space port.
INT. TERMINAL - CONTINUOUS
People exit the plane into the terminal.
Three aliens with guitars play music and sing off beat.
THE ALIENS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlEZogTNmH
Welcome to the most. . . Beautiful place.
Atilla, Monk, Sai, Infantry, and Simon walk near them. Simon puts a quarter in the jar.
ONE OF THE ALIENS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DnCGvPBbl
Hey thanks.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCs9Rz4GaEr
You're welcome, now shut up.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8BK9LVdl0
Simon, that's mean!
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrd5O9fgw7a
They're being meaner by singing the way they are.
Atilla gives Simon an obvious look.
Scone approaches them.
SCONE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Om6sCg7px
Ohh Ohh guys.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbhc6Uriyh
Ohh Ohh what?
SCONE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0s8Fi3xDe
As soon as you guys check in, Wilbert and us wanna talk to you guys.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwxjtjKsdO
About.
SCONE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwtQEnEgWj
About why he has you all here. Come see us when you check into your hotel rooms please.
As Scone walks away, the five look at each other funny.
INT. LOBBY AREA OF A HOTEL - DAY
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop speaks with Atilla, Infantry, Simon, Sai, and Monk.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FKq255EiS
Listen, we were told of your back ground and we don't have you guys here on vacation. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPSZjEsoJw
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4v4nYH8ohW
But you can still have a fun memorable time while you're here.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ubPWW1Yu3
What are you TALKING about, man?
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWefPxK8wL
Zoat already told you some of what I'm telling you, about being chosen to fight and defeat Grumpy and his Warlock army.
Suddenly there's a beeping sound. Wilbert looks at his watch.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlg4IbVZ6E
It's Mr. Wise. He'll be able to explain this mission better.
Wilber Wado presses a button on his watch, causing Mr. Wise to appear in the form of a hologram.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtI2DDCPMh
(to Wilbert Wado)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIObogxIgHW
I see you have the group there on Earth 3. Good job.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluIaqWzKFh
Actually Mr. Wise, we just arrived here in Babylon 4 Country yesterday.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzT5wfUmX7
Are you Mr. Wise?
MR. WIZE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibb7WpZrp9
I am him. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINALCiDACX
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUTCLSIDUe
And I'm sure you've been told why you're here.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjRKsMsEG6
To stop Grumpy and his Warlock army from terrorizing this generation, yes we heard. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJR0KSOH7sg
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJn0rSnxnz5
What makes you think we can do that?
MR. WIZE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsctOmDGucl
Well number one, you haven't failed so far. And secondly, didn't the rings Zoat gave to you work against Grumpy's fire power?
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLK3x1tXOO
Yes. . . Grumpy AND some of his Warlock army, they DID try to attack us and failed because of our rings.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnBUZFss3L
As long as you don't take those rings off before you kill all the warlocks, you'll be okay.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qd2bNl545
These rings are beautiful. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFFvfRKpiZ
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDy1Vd9RwbD
I may not take mine off even after we kill Grumpy and his so called Warlock army.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwqzfoKT6y
That would be up to you. . . Now go with God.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvMbtFTQJl
Yes Mr. Wise, God is with us.
Mr. Wise's holographic image vanishes.
EXT. A RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Three full moons are visible.
Santa claus and his rain dears fly by the moon.
ET riding on the handle bars of a bike fly across the moon in the opposite direction.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 take pictures with children.
INT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Simon, Atilla, Monk, Sai, and Infantry sit at a table.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK9A9SREHM
Okay, I'm still a little confused about this mission.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDwSAMrZQ9
We have to stop the Warlocks. You saw what they did on Earth back in the year 2071, Earth time.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTGv8yPP4E
Actually I didn't see. I wasn't born yet.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4QbyqtxIU
He means from your studies.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYQnBl1r6r
There's only one problem. I don't think we should go into battle with lost souls. If we're gonna risk our lives, we must be prepared to die.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07OKH4Mge2
(to Sai)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnz4aWeHnwK
Are you about to preach a sermon?
Suddenly, a green colored waitress shows up with a huge dish that's covered in a large silver top.
THE WAITRESS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidkv0YhNYB
A few minutes just like we promised.
She removes the top from the dish. There's a fire.
A fireman rushes over to the table and throws water onto the dish.
FIRE MAN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTbNjI8mk9
You're plates on fire will you pay attention?
THE WAITRESS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45j0Kk8kWE
Thanks fire man, the food was still cooking.
FIRE MAN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9FA6fONAs
Oh, my good. No, I mean my BAD.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtj6aF49UMA
(meaning the fireman's statement)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ABowcd2CC
Nobody says that anymore.
Both the waitress and the fire man leave.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrY8eBsmRrg
But anyway, it's important that you know you'll be safe 500 years from now.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAu8SRy4Dr
What does that have to do with this battle with Grumpy and his Warlock army?
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3OK9ze849
Yeah, exactly.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL6vX6tdZF
Death is only peaceful if you accept Jesus into your life before you die. I learned that from one of Mr. Wise's sermons.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSt0DZ3s4a
Why hasn't Mr. Wise told us this himself if it's so important?
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAI2sa1Wwt0
He HAS already told you, if you have been watching his sermons on Network Nebula, channel 2,500.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFQCrlEHmo
So what? You wanna pray with us to accept Jesus?
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjoZBGykDj
If it's gonna keep us out of hell, I say let's do it.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQVPB9VXZm
Okay let's all join hands.
They all join hands.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEfdrdQsAL
I want you guys to say this prayer to Jesus with all of your heart, say dear Lord Jesus.
THE WHOLE GROUP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOJIw1b1yT
Dear Lord Jesus.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHWq1Y6kac
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
THE WHOLE GROUP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYC2P4MGcs
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAvfa4r2w4
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
THE WHOLE GROUP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaIpWFVfYh
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG9FSbCQsH
I now receive you as my Lord and Savior.
THE WHOLE GROUP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu6rvlw2RF
I now receive you as my Lord and Savior.
The entire group let go of each other's hands.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLR19NlZrVe
I was told there was a sixth party who's supposed to be with us to fight this demonic Warlock Army. And we're supposed to meet her at some kind of Gym?
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMTPqsBCoR
Her name is Fanny. We'll meet her at some kind of gym tomorrow.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6ovXoMm9f
Some kind of gym? What kind of gym IS it?
SIMON, MONK, SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioMYhs8azj
(speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxQoyYbI2b
Some kind of gym.
EXT. STREETS - DAY
A sign that reads, "Some Kind of Gym," is on a building.
INT. A GYM - MOMENTS LATER
Infantry, Monk, Sai, Simon, and Atilla enter.
They spot a woman named FANNY, who's a black woman in her forties, sparring with a Thai boxer, who is a Thai man in his late thirties.
Fanny ducks to dodge a hook shot. Fanny then throws a multiple of punches and a kick.
A huge man with pearly white skin, buy the name of AXEL, laughs while smoking a cigar.
Fanny does a spinning heel kick, knocking the guy down.
Simon approaches Axel.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNo8jg2ln1
Hey what's up. We're looking for Fanny. She won an all paid expense trip to Earth 3 with us.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolkjvyVHnc
Hey.
Simon turns to see FANNY, tall black woman in her late (30's).
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4RHmJG4OK
You're wasting your time and your breath. He's not multi lingual.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLWXJl2qnt
What's your problem woman? I wasn't asking you.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2pzUWLVac
You're looking for Fanny, I'm her. And you guys must be Atilla, Sai, Monk, Infantry, and Simon.
JACKI GLEESON, who's a black man with white hair, even his eyebrows are white, approaches while banging his gloves together.
Fanny steps out of the ring.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmTc3upcgY
This is Jacki Gleeson.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7gZW7rZ86
Wasn't that a television show back in the day.
Jacki growls.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qCAnonSKO
He hates being compared to the 20th century TV character, AND he busted his punching bag this morning. Must be looking for something to stuff it with.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrikYxGvHnx
Tell him to try his mama.
Jacki throws a hook shot to Simon Phonix, hitting him.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0GmOlxYts
(meaning Jacki)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzF8ezyVN5
Did anyone EVER teach this fool the difference between hospital, and hospitality?
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9u0b3Q5KKR
Yeah, you get what you can afford.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOmzATiSZk
Well let's see what HE can afford. I'm gonna knock the BLACK and the WHITE off of him. The BLACK off his skin, and the WHITE off his hair.
Axel laughs while smoking a cigar, getting Simon's attention.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiIzTIJpFT
(meaning Axel)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe2r7sxkla
Not multi Lingual, huh?
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A3uqCYTE8
(meaning Axel)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkKa47hDRE
That's Axel. He laughs at what he wants to laugh at.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU30uExPX9n
Well I'm JUST about to give him something to laugh about.
Axel laughs.
Fanny shrugs her shoulders.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeKRgwYRs6
You just did.
MOMENTS LATER
Both Jacki and Simon are in their fighting stances. Jacki swings at the air. Three seconds later, Simon ducks.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKoR54qA9V
(to Jacki)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgK4dqkABA
You MISSED!
Jacki swings at the air again. Three seconds later, Simon ducks.
Axel stands up angrily and flips over the table. Everyone jumps in fright.
AXEL21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqgS5utwoP
Come on! What is this!?!
Simon looks to Fanny.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2FOGDAJfH
I thought he couldn't speak English!
Fanny shrugs her shoulders.
Jacki hits Simon, knocking him down.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlt5lslOaH
Simon, pay attention.
JACKI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PBog0efzO
Did I do that?
Everyone nods their head.
Simon gets up.
Jacki attempts a rainbow kick to Simon's head. Simon ducks and hits Jacki with an elbow uppercut.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RJzey9sns
Yes.
Jacki, who is all sweaty and dizzy, with little birds flying around his head, falls to the ground.
As Simon walks towards the exit of the ring, Jacki, while on the ground, reaches towards Simon's leg and falls back to the ground.
AXEL21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLWVdL2bX6
So much for Jacki.
Fanny is now beating on African drums as Jacki gets up. Fanny signals for Jacki to come to her.
Simon gets out of the ring.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKdqKpKERN
What happened Simon? You were losing.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc57XTcR36X
Well I won.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUyckUXowZ
Barely.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqMobfmBto
And it wasn't luck.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrE6wxM8xug
Sure it wasn't. There's no such thing is luck, only faith and blessings.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mz9UuoIvi
(to Monk)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvCDVUWPkN
You learned that pretty quick.
Infantry grabs a dry towel.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gNJhawLkK
Dry yourself off, Simon.
Suddenly, Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop show up.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CiVgAxbX3
What did we miss?
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqPgEG60Ui
A boxing match between Jacki Gleeson and Simon.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgL1o5lsUc
Did someone's ear get bitten? Again?
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyndbY0Yd2Y
You think you're funny, do you?
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFr1tcA3j0
Well I am a clown.
Simon shakes his head.
Wilbert see's Jacki get up and leave Fanny sitting alone.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRruH1a0ryg
Excuse me. Watch this...
Wilbert Wado walks over to Fanny and sits next to her.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2InS3Qmwz
Hi.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2SBKX5ZHf
Fanny, if a human accepts Jesus and dies, he goes to heaven, he expects wings and becomes an angel. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeLD618YcM
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvv5N29u6x
If a vampire accepts Jesus and dies where does he go?
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyBjlXSwGN
Heaven.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf3aHH9ZFp
What does he expect to receive?
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxjH8vCV2j
Wings.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zmBIqTKGI
What will he become?
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk98b1S31P
An angel.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktucnP9OeM
Nope, he'll become a bat. Do you get it? Vampire, bat.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5e1Dqur4s
THAT, is the STUPIDEST joke I ever heard.
Fanny gets up and laughs.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYc91TaoNW
(to Simon)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlu5CCUxghG
See, she laughed.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTGGza5EEa
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPysn8r7ef
I mean, note that people do not actually become angels when they enter into Heaven.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vuYnOCCf5
Thank you Wilbert Wado.
Suddenly, they all turned to look at a floating holographic screen which showed a guy holding a bag pop corn while singing to the tune of the Kalog's Nut'N Honey Crunch song commercial.
GUY ON COMMERCIAL21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZV5ouLiZS
(singing)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQweEHD4P3
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago... 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnLee28dMx
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjXLyyot8X
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago... 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOiCCXp7L2
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRjq9zthj7
You still taste the butter, you still taste the salt... 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzZIuF7FA5
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqXRyr4v20
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago...
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ54vHcyj7
Why are we watching a commercial?
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPWrvUO5yd
Uh, excuse me.
They all turn to see Carl.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BhADicoNZ
I'm Carl from Star Ship Troopers. The screen is about to show the news about a meteor shot at Earth by the the Demonic Warlocks. Just watch.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLWwDPfMvs
What do you know? You're just a Federal Service Colonel from the 23rd century.
Carl shrugs his shoulders.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtDH1DgSTh
All is well... 23rd century guys. Just like the last song played at my high school dance in the Starship Troopers Movie. Class of 2246.
They all look at Carl funny.
Carl points to the holographic screen.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNr8dFQbQ7
Okay, now everybody watch.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBlLTs7Qmf
The Warlocks sent a meteor our way. But this time we're ready...
A space station that's in the shape of a ring around the moon, aims it's gun at the meteor.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0lj61aTdx
Our planetary defenses are better than ever. Something the Warlocks only WISH they could penetrate.
The space station gun opens fire at the meteor.
The meteor explodes, with pieces of the Meteor going in all directions. Some pieces of the Meteor hit the space station, destroying it.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTO8SFLrS3
Auh oh!
Everyone gasps.
INT. SPACE PORT ON MOON - CONTINUOUS
A little boy looks at the top view window of the space port.
THE LITTLE BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeO82o4Qwca
Mommy look it! The space station is falling on us.
THE MOTHER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eNzcpVg0F
Yes son... A lot of things fall from the sky when they're shot in space by Warlocks.
A MAN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40GLVKm6l4
Cute boy... And he knows we're about to die on account of a Warlock attack.
The Easter Bunny shows up with a basket full of eggs.
THE EASTER BUNNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmCgyiBF1Z
Excuse me. Did somebody say dye? I have a bunch of eggs here that I'm sure the kid wants to dye.
A fat woman in a dress approaches them.
FAT WOMAN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvsqkTHYfP
You know how long I'm going to be on the moon?.. Two weeks.
Rictor from the movie Total Recall and the Mars Military spots the fat Lady.
RICTOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZxjfWbiCZ
That Fat Lady is Quad! Dougles Quad! Shoot him! He slept with my woman on Earth!
Everybody gasps in shock because of what Rictor said
Suddenly the pieces of the space station crashes through the window and hit the floor.
People panic while jumping and moving out of the way.
RICTOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXhtr2Yfql
I'm gonna shoot! Dang it I'm gonna SHOOT!
Rictor opens fire.
A black man with an afro who looks like he's from a 1970's movie comes out of the crowd.
THE BLACK MAN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5NFdg4kj8
Ouch! You shot me, Rictor! Ouch!
The guy falls dead.
FAT WOMAN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4LnrQVxtr
Wait a minute.... Isn't the vacuum on the moon supposed to suck us the heck out of here?
Suddenly everyone gets sucked out of the space port by the vacuum.
INT. GYM - CONTINUOUS
It's obvious that the party sent by Mr. Wise saw everything on the screen.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGRiUEQ85A
The planetary defenses saved Earth.
Everyone cheers.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWpjWljOvG
Would you guys like to know more?
Everyone looks at Carl funny.
Suddenly an alarm sounds.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGbAgeYs1I
Shoots! The Warlocks found us!
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0mnMyAr58
Let's get out of here!
As Sai, Atilla, Monk, Fanny, Infantry, and Simon, take off running towards the exit.
A few seconds later, Warlocks came bursting through the same door Sai, Atilla, Monk, Infantry, Fanny, and Simon just exited.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVBfi7CJTC
Wait a FREAKING minute! We just saw them exit out of here!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZvQoMWkoR
On no they're getting away!
The Warlocks turn around and run out the door they came in.
INT. HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
Simon, Sai, Infantry, Monk, and Atilla run through a hall and run through a giant glass X-ray, like the one in the movie Total Recall.
The giant X-ray beeps, showing the guns they are carrying.
The six stop running.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4tbkWP2Qm
Stop them! They have guns!
Some of the security people run up to them.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEze3pvBeCn
Guys, when you get out of here, catch a Johny Cab. Don't stop at the hotel where the guy with the briefcase is supposed to call you! He couldn't make it because he had some errands to run! Quick, get out of here!
The party of six start back running.
As the security people head back to their seats, the Warlocks show up.
The X-Ray beeps showing guns carried by Grumpy and the Warlocks. The same security people approach Grumpy and the Warlocks.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazUFEt9kLe
Sorry, they got away in a Jonny Cab.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3jR6qhfKd
They got away! Again!
Grumpy takes his gun out of his pocket and throws it at the X-ray glass.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
The X-ray glass shatters as the gun flies through it.
BACK TO SCENE:
Grumpy and the Warlocks angrily walk the same direction the party of six they're chasing took off in.
A bellboy from the movie THE TITANIC, angrily follows behind Grumpy and the Warlocks.
THE BELLBOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHEtMoS3pk
Hey! Hey! Hey! What do you guys think you're doing!?! You're gonna pay for that you know! That's Earth like planetary property!
At the same time, Grumpy and the Warlocks turn around and face the bellboy.
ALL OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Hat6U6QJE
SHUT UP!
EXT. A TOWN - NIGHT
Atilla, Infantry, Monk, Fanny, Sai, and Simon run out into the open.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfaW0ZUsgz
Okay, he told us to take a Jonny Cab.
They turn to see a Jonny Cab just like the one in the movie Total Recall.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdUGss0ko2
Oh good. Thank God.
Before they could take off running, the Warlocks show up.
As soon as the party of six see the Warlocks, they run for the Jonny Cab.
The Warlocks see them.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhelcCWLMXo
(to the Warlocks)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbHDFvWMlx
AFTER THEM!!!
INT. THE CAB
Sai, Atilla, Simon, Fanny, Monk, and Infantry get into the Jonny Cab.
JONNY CAB ROBOT21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkd8ce33zU1
You're in a Jonny Cab. Where can I take you tonight.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GlYfdHbVy
To the old cement factory! Like the one in the Total Recall Movie!
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvGC4iYxrn
The old cement factory? Are you sure that's a good idea?
The Jonny Cab robot sees the Warlocks coming.
JONNY CAB ROBOT21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHrhhjZAet
Sorry, no time to debate, I gotta get you guys outta here!
EXT. TOWN - CONTINUOUS.
As the Jonny Cab takes off, the Warlocks start shooting at it. As the windows shatter, the Jonny Cab spins around so fast, it actually causes a tornado to appear.
People are watching in amazement.
Suddenly, sharks start flying out of the tornado like in the movie Sharknado. Everyone starts panicking and running.
Some of the sharks land on people and eat people.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkyzx3vihF
Oh no! It's a Sharknado!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ug0Vib8XF
HEY! All you sharks that are jumping out of the tornado! GET OUT OF HERE!
A shark lands on that particular Warlock mouth first and eats it.
Sharks start landing on the other Warlocks mouth first, eating them also.
Suddenly, a truck full of chain saws pull up.
People grab the chain saws and began throwing them at the sharks, cutting them in half.
A white man stands juggling chain saws. A black man stands in front of him.
BLACK MAN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYc7pvJP2E
Give me one! Give me one.
THE WHITE MAN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivrUNbaD8w
Here! A shark is coming!
The white man throws the black man a chain saw.
The black man saws a shark in half that flies his way.
Wilbert Wado shows up and picks up a saw.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSjV6o5SmI
The blind man got his hammer, and saw!
Suddenly it gets quiet.
Wilbert Wado catches everyone looking at him funny, obviously because of the joke he made.
A shark hits the ground.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhGMgrdrRG
Do you get it? The blind man got his hammer, and SAW.
Everyone starts laughing.
A blind man who's walking with a seeing eye dog is passing by.
BLIND GUY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoRHSkuSpc
The sharks that ate the Warlocks is one shark we're not gonna saw. Do you get it? I'm blind? Saw.
Wilbert runs up to the blind guy.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHMGB3AoSM
Hey wait wait wait, hold it.
BLIND GUY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsWTP5nwdi
What's the problem?
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtmAlZe1AZ
We live in the 24th century. They invented cell reconstruction to make damaged eyes work again... Which means you're a fraud.
BLIND GUY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjdlGPgcSR
OHHH NOOOO!
Wilbert turns to look at a group of children.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDriJ3BjTS3
Hey children. What do we do to a fraud who pretends to be blind?
THE CHILDREN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKN5cw8Ielj
WE TICKLE THEM!
The children run up to the blind guy and tickle him.
The blind guy laughs.
BLIND GUY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JCrZppF7Z
(laughing)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqcMqHPHNU
And you know, pretending to be disabled is really not a laughing matter.
The blind guy continues to laugh while getting tickled by the children.
The dog barks.
Wilbert runs to the dog.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzFvr4Befd
Hey dog, don't get mad. See my crew over there, they brought you kibbles and bits.
The dog looks and sees Wilber's gang pouring kibbles and bits into a dog bowl.
The dog barks one time and runs over to the bowl and starts eating.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1umXID8MkI
Look at the way he chows down.
LITTLE BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgFbMpcx48
(to the dog)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQk8STHlVt
Lassie!!!
The gang turns to see a little boy about seven years of age wearing overalls.
LITTLE BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2AksHUiv3
(to the dog)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuIWH6S8XZ
Lassie!!!
The dog barks and runs over to the boy. The boy hugs and pets the dog.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcboMNcGBO
My God. How many masters does this dog have?
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIia8dbCybs
OH NO!!
A man with a huge sign on him that reads: REPENT, and is holding a huge bible, stands not too far away.
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTwNGCjfZI
NO! NO. This bible says you can't serve two masters! You will love one and hate the other. God is a jealous God!!!
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooZ6AuUECH
It's okay sir, the dog is an animal. Animals don't sin like we intelligent life forms in this universe do. Only living things in this universe with actual souls have to accept Jesus to go to heaven.
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoty2S7ZV3
Oh boy. Don't I feel like the T-Rex's tail.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRqEVc84ib
ENOUGH!!!!! 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCpp7xoavg
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcv57fcf7wT
ALL THIS GOING ON HERE IS JUST PLAIN RIDICULOUS! ME AND MY WARLOCK TEAM ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CHASING THOSE SIX PEOPLE WHO WON THE WILBERT WADO GOOF TROOP 2400 CONTEST!!!
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPu31VYk464
Grumpy.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEBwzis9zL
WHAT!?!
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUe34cmhU6
Chasing the people? What people? Can you be more pacific?
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lGR3Eqcqa
Simon Phonix! Fanny, Attilla! Monk! Sai! Infantry! THE ONES WHO WON THE FREAKING CONTEST!!!
The Marine Corps drill sergeant from the movie JAR HEADS approach Grumpy.
THE DRILL SERGEANT21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdeBHUHJWU
HEY YOU STUPID WARLOCK PUKE!!! I'M A DRILL INSTRUCTOR!!! IT'S MY JOB TO YELL!!!
The Warlock shoots the drill instructor.
The Warlock turns to see a heavy set young guy aiming his rifle at him. He looks as crazy and brainwashed as Private Pile in Full Metal Jacket.
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoNmf4ELpQ
What are you doing you stupid Warlock!?! I'm Private Pile!?! I'm the brainwashed crazed Marine!?! I was gonna shoot the drill instructor! But since you did it, and you're the main bad guy in this movie, I'm gonna shoot you instead! 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLujB93dKLC
(yelling at the top of his lungs)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz3m8ywqys
THIS IS MY RIFLE!!! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!!! FULL METAL JACKET!!!!
The young guy with the gun pulls the trigger, only to find out that the gun is empty.
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNpeM54a8Q
Auh oh.
The young guy from Terminator Salvation who was a human robot snatches the gun from Private Pile.
THE HUMAN TERMINATOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmfDImj7z9
If you aim a gun at someone, you better be ready to pull the trigger!!
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemsGqPmXgb
I did pull the trigger you idiot! The rifle wasn't loaded STUPID! You're so stupid, you locked yourself inside of your car and called the lock smith!
THE HUMAN TERMINATOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAy37plzIpR
Oh yeah! You're so stupid, you jumped up in the air and got lost, and you had to stop for directions to get back down!
Grumpy looks at Wilbert Wado.
Wilbert Wado shrugs his shoulders and walks off.
Grumpy presses a button on his watch and holds it up to his mouth.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBnoCdCuq3
Yeah. This is Grumpy, the lead Warlock. I lost the people who are trying to stop us, and I need another Warlock crew.
A guy in a Mc Donalds uniform approaches Grumpy.
THE GUY IN THE MC DONALDS UNIFORM21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqvgt3u2Qd
Would you like fries with that?
Grumpy shoots the guy in the Mc. Donalds uniform.
A young woman in a Mc. ~Donalds manager uniform shows up.
MC. DONALDS MANAGER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EYLmtu2ur
Just for that, you can't have catch up with your fries!
Grumpy shoots the manager.
Grumpy then gestures angrily.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bvetYbHz3
IDIOTS!!!!
EXT. OLD CEMENT FACTORY - MOMENTS LATER.
The Jonny Cab drives and parks ten feet in front of a wall. Fanny, Atilla, Monk, Sai, Simon, and Infantry get out of the Jonny Cab.
JONNY CAB ROBOT21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HurXWDvkz
The fair will be eighteen credits please.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YoXc8QiES
Sue us, air head.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRh5dntnDx
Yeah, take us to Judge Judy!
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBci1cl2zUD
Or Judge Joe Brown!
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSJeEWPcka
Or Judge Mathas!
JONNY CAB ROBOT21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6Uelf08DB
Those famous judges died back in the 21st Century you stupid idiots!
The Jonny Cab screams and drives towards them, attempting to run them over. The party of six turn and see the Jonny Cab car coming.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPn6ZBitcP4
(to the Jonny Cab Robot)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY0o3f2nmS
Just because you called us idiots! We're gonna move out of your way, cause you to run into the wall, and you're gonna blow up.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNz5IKa6hoa
Yeah, guys. Let's all move out of the way!
They all move out of the way, causing the Cab to run into the wall and explode.
JONNY CAB ROBOT21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsos5aILkO
Hope you enjoyed the ride, ha ha!
The cab explodes some more.
Burning pieces of the cab falls to the ground. An autographed picture of the Mortal Kombat character Jonny Cage, falls next to the fire just like in the first Mortal Kombat movie; the scene when Scorpion exploded.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycvpkihrm0
Jonny Cage from Mortal Kombat? What do you think you're doing? Dropping your autographed picture in front of a burning cab like that.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZMZzGAOwJ
Yeah. Who do you think just died? Scorpion?
JONNY CAGE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPfVuukP0A
Doesn't matter. You guys just won with friendship.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1f920Ee4S
Actually, Jonny Cage, we're glad you're here. We're being pursued by some evil Warlocks. Maybe you can do the splits and hit them in the nutts.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46uFuHppSI
Listen guys, we have to go up to one of the floors and view what the message in the brief case from Howser Brubaker has to tell us.
Everyone looks at Atilla with confusion.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4xNFkh7Qd
Howser who?
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4II7oCYscD
Atilla. Wrong movie.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DOqyQhX6F
I mean, Mr. Wise.
JONNY CAGE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp2zOnB288
Okay guys. If you catch one of those Warlocks by the end of this movie, you can throw him into the Mortal Kombat video game. All of us Mortal Kombat Characters will give him a beating.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vDMj27e7D
Aright guys, we're wasting time talking. We better go up stairs and listen to this message before those Warlocks show up and shoot at us instead of a bunch of rats eating candy.
As Jonny Cage walks off, the party of six run up stairs.
INT. A MOVING CAR - MOMENTS LATER.
Three Warlocks are in the car. Grumpy drives.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg582fYrT7K
Anyone find them?
One of the Warlocks look at his watch.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6OB8fCdLg
We picked up an explosion at the old cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgx8ySEiZ5W
Hold on... Cement factory? Sidewalks haven't been made out of cement for centuries now.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIAhgrhofc
That's why it's called the OLD cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodzDWl1qMU
Hey guys... We're here.
EXT. OLD CEMENT FACTORY - NIGHT
Five cars pull up to the area near the blown up blazing Jonny Cab car.
All Warlocks get out.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUDG6Z9OsE
Now listen all of you. If you all saw the first Total Recall movie that was released on Earth over 300 years ago, you know what happened at the cement factory. Don't shoot at just anything that moves and waist your amo. Now lets go!
INT. SECOND FLOOR OF CEMENT FACTORY - CONTINUOUS
Monk, Sai, Atilla, Infantry, Fanny, and Simon watch a holographic recording of Mr. Wise speaking.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcp9jBWr0G
Okay guys, here's the plan. Get yourselves to Earth 3. After you spend enough time there, lower the Warlocks to the prison island on planet... ummmm... Dune... I think. Now hurry up and vacate the area. Or the Warlocks will show up and shoot you. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIOyUlF9bS
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfttfQGnrmo
Yes, you have force fields now, but you won't get to Earth 3 in time if you waste time here being shot at by Grumpy and his demonic warlock army.
Carl from Star Ship Troopers show up on the screen next to Mr. Wise.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjLYJmiIuG
Would you guys like to know more?
Mr. Wise pushes Carl off screen.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVPi6cZiqD
Get outta here!
Biff shows up on the screen and pushes Mr. Wise off screen.
BIFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eYzYzvH0p
Kill those Warlocks guys! They're a bunch of butt heads!
Mr. Wise pushes Biff off screen.
Biff and Carl grab Mr. Wise by the collar.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1N1bagqZdq
(to Biff and Carl)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6ooBup3bl
You guys are totally ruining my freaking important message!
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZdhw9Ni6r
(Biff, Carl, and Mr. Wise)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBODX7RETG
Guys, guys! Stop!
Mr. Wise, Carl, and Biff stop wrestling.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGhfljhUL6
We know what we have to do, okay!
MR. WISE, CARL, AND BIFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1oK7MEKzn
(speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOVsWqe757
Then... JUST DO IT!
As the screen goes black, the Niky Shoe logo appears on the screen.
Suddenly, they all turn to see the gang of Warlocks coming from a distance.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Gaw28fSdH
Okay, we're outta here.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZY40rsu1Pr
Okay, let's grab everything except the holographic message monitor. And feed the candy to the rats.
Monk throws a piece of candy to the rats.
Infantry smashes the monitor, causing the holographic screen to muffle.
They all start to run when....
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWcqlpijFl
Guys hold it.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FbJwVOthE
What, Infantry?
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmejfvEnNQ
Everybody knows that too much candy can give a person cavities, and we just gave some to the rats! They may get cavities now!
Atilla sighs in frustration, then pulls something out of her pocket, and throws it to the rats. It turns out to be Crest tooth paste.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgiIpkqjDQ
Crest!?! Atilla, why not Acafresh!?!
Atilla sighs in frustration.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5hnIQ1hUq
Because! Acafresh came out four hundred years ago in the 20th century! So it's no longer fresh!
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tBC8uQVPc
Guys, can we please get outta here!?!
The party of six take off running.
A few seconds later, the Warlocks enter the scene and open fire. They cease fire.
One of the Warlocks views his tracking device, watching a beeping dot move. Suddenly, it stops.
The Warlock shines his flash light in that area.
THE WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvPnBtwk1Y
There!
The Warlocks turns to see a police practice target.
A POLICE OFFICER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK5kLvxVJX
Hold up!
A policeman wearing goggles and earmuffs show up aiming his gun at the target.
THE POLICE OFFICER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1ArCpTQ0a
This is MY target!
The police officer shoots the target three times.
The Warlock with the tracking device redirects his attention to the device and sees the dot move again. It comes to a stop again.
THE WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAficY2dFn
There!
The Warlocks turn to see a child with a squirt gun.
Suddenly, a bunch of children with squirt guns show up.
ONE OF THE CHILDREN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3H0apaPJt
(to the child with the squirt gun)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIv3g6c0rJu
Ahhh Haaa! We gotcha!
The children squirt water on the child with their soaking squirt guns.
THE CHILD BEING SQUIRTED21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnq9zAmcSu
Uhh! You guys ain't playing FAIR!!
The Warlock looks at the tracking device. The moving dot stops.
THE WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyI5FodXMH
There!
The Warlocks turn to see one of the giant bugs from Star Ship Troopers.
Three Mobil Infantry troopers show up.
ONE OF THE MOBIL INFANTRY TROOPS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHsVRBGHVD
Kill'em! Kill'em all!!
The troops gun the bug down.
The Warlock looks at the tracking device. The dot stops.
THE WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CEOwjbH03
There!
The Warlocks turn to see three young black women dressed as the bank robbers from the movie Set It Off.
ONE OF THE WOMEN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBzPdMdL2s
Ya stay on the ground and count to one hundred!
A bank security guard shows up.
BANK SECURITY GUARD21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQUjRcWTXj
I don't think so.
The bank security guard shoots the three young black females.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSElYdL3ed
OKAY HOLD ON HERE!!! I'M SEEING EVERY TARGET HERE EXCEPT THE SIX PEOPLE WE WANT!!! 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDfLLLeLJo
(shouting at the top of his lungs; sounding funny)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrxMutC4mq
THIS IS REAL STUPID!!!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwN8w7vHKo
But Grumpy. We didn't use up our amo. They did.
The Warlocks turn to see the group of people who showed up shooting.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zUS5pHSPB
(to the group of people who shot at the targets)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDt3RyWgWt
Thank you guys for helping me and my Warlock crew save our amo. But your assistance is no longer needed.
Grumpy and the Warlocks shoots the people.
The device still beeps.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJmIDIOxCR
Give me that!
Grumpy takes the device from the other Warlock. Grumpy then shines his light in the area where the beeping sound is coming from. It's a rat.
One of the Warlocks scream.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdATKlVsyr9
A rat!!!
The Warlock attempts to jump into Grumpy's arms. Both fall down.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PlCpj1uLp
(to the scared warlock)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwDfddhsA7
What the hell are you doing!?! Get up and stop it!
They both get up.
They both turn to see a cat coming.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDGZNXNmUl
See, here comes a cat to eat the rat.
Suddenly, a dog barks. The cat takes off running into the dark while being chased by the dog.
After a few seconds, the dog scrams out of the dark running the opposite direction. A lion comes out of the dark and moves off screen.
Suddenly, the lion takes off running in the opposite direction. A group of African poachers with rifles walk on screen.
One of them points straight ahead off screen.
ONE OF THE POACHERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBns7YDfZwa
Oh no, it's Sheena!
The poachers take off running off screen in the opposite direction.
SHEENA, beautiful blond female, mid twenties, dressed like a jungle savage, walks on screen in front of the Warlocks while carrying a spear.
SHEENA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJUe39dwpQ
(to the Warlocks)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWEToENFy3
The things I have to do to stop these while animals from becoming extinct.
Sheena then shakes her head out of frustration and chases the poachers.
The Warlocks sigh, then turn to see the malfunctioning holographic screen of Mr. Wise, Carl from Star Ship Troopers, and Biff repeatedly saying...
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcX0BoL1pn
Get yourselves to Earth 3....
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfOmFIcO2C
Would you like to know more?
BIFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTC5YO5w55
BUTT HEADS!!!
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVupa5Nkjwb
Get yourselves to Earth 3.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12mXj5Vk1q
Would you like to know more?
BIFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8jTcruNKU
BUTT HEADS!!
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. TROPICAL AREA WITH BUILDINGS - DAY - AREAL VIEW
A space cruise ship ambles onto the scene, then ambles towards the dock by the city.
INT. SHIP - CONTINUOUS
Sai, Monk, Atillia, Fanny, Infantry, and Simon, along with Wilbert Wado and his group get ready to exit the ship with a bunch of other people.
As the door opens, natives greet them.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCi4nh61D1j
Thank you, thank you, thank you for your welcome everybody.
Wilbert Wado and his group approaches a random person.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGskkL3BKy
(to random person)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCwPaoOq9f
How does it feel living in one of the universe's paradise's?
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to the random person for him to speak.
RANDOM PERSON21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZJq4qlinA
Oh, I don't live here. I stowed away on a space cruise ship to get here.
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to his mouth.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAfRpiTFoq
Yeah, like we're supposed to believe that.
Suddenly, three police officers quickly approach the random person and grab him.
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydAgpIrbeP
You're under arrest for stowing away on a ship to come to Earth 3!
The cops subdue the random person to the ground and hand cuff him.
RANDOM PERSON21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGs9jINR8B
(to the cops)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzjGtMUOYQ
I guess you're gonna charge me for robbing a multiple of banks and liquor stores in this town too!
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGWvWN9lbk
Like we're supposed to believe that.
Suddenly, an Asian guy dressed as a liquor store owner and a woman dressed up as a bank teller come to the scene.
ASIAN GUY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHC1rCmvjuj
That guy robbed my liquor store! And whenever he's in Los Angeles on planet Earth, he's being a minnis to South Central While Drinking His Juice in the Hood! Arrest that stupid punk!
BANK TELLER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCoXilq0dP
He came into the bank I work at and robbed us too! Trying to Set It Off! But I couldn't identify him! He was wearing a ski mask!
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUzfr7Uf7E
(to the random guy.)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwITKBN6zbw
Okay, I guess we believe you then. Now we're gonna read you your rights.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsrz8DQKD4
(to the first police officer)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXa8L7PwPC
No wait, I have a better idea. Let's SING the KMX ten seventy radio station song to him, telling him all he needs to know.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof troop walk up to the random guy as the cops stand him up.
ONE OF THE COPS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPefHbT8WEi
Okay everybody, on the count of three. One, two, three.
EVERY POLICE OFFICER, THE BANK TELLER, THE STORE CLERK, AND WILBERT WADO AND THE GOOF TROOP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchKrpimIkP
(singing; sounding awful)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiD1EuxrzF
All you need to knoooooowwww, KMX ten seventy news raaaadiiiiooooo!
Simon, Atilla, Monk, Sai, and Infantry look at the group of singing people funny. Fanny falls out laughing. The police then hall the suspect off.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAIlA0ag9o
(meaning the singers)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxRS5ucr40
I'll be happy to read them THEIR rights. They have a right to learn how to sing.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXwpGyE5YY
Yeah, a right to get a life too.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwr5L1VIgj
Well, look on the bright side. They just gave us all a reason to laugh.
Wilbert Wado and his crew laugh.
Fanny laughs again.
As they look to see Simon, Atilla, Monk, Infantry, and Sai looking at them funny, Wilbert and his crew sighs in frustration.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKQwRg0ytF
Come on. Where's your sense of humor?
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5CwV9hCc5
Whenever we witness something weird like we just witnessed, our sense of humor disappears.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr9uzeS3t1
Without a trace.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbmP4cUDyk
Okay guys, it's time for us to do that. That is, disappear without a trace, to our rooms.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbBlIIksmO
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0HeSd5HjB
As soon as our bell boy gets here.
INT. A ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
Fanny and Atilla each sit in easy chairs chilling.
Atilla gets ready to speak, but then there's a knock at the door.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4TFvrJg26
Our food is here. Good.
Fanny waves her hand, causing the door to slide open. The room service woman enters with a cart that contains a tray of food.
ROOM SERVICE LADY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvemzAtu2oK
I have an order for Atilla and Fanny, winners of the Wilbert Wado-
FANNY AND ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCgEkrGPKO
That's us.
A holographic circle appears in front of the room service lady.
Both Fanny and Atilla press their fingers on the holographic circle at the same time.
After a beeping sound is heard, the Room Service Lady reads the holographic screen and becomes happy.
ROOM SERVICE LADY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKHixVRpFZ
Wow thank you that's a huge tip. WOOOOOO!
The Room Service Lady jumps up and hits her head on the ceiling, putting a hole in the ceiling.
Fanny laughs.
FANNY 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU3wAEkBHQ
Atilla, didn't YOU do that when you found out you won a trip here?
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NJQJtEAlc
I don't wanna talk about that.
The Room Service Lady leaves. Door slides closed.
Fanny gets ready to say something, but then there's another knock at the door.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwI7c0kB0g3
Wanna get it or should-
Atilla walks towards the door before Fanny could finish her sentence.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ckTCnahQc
...I?
Atilla opens the door. Two elderly black women stand at the door carrying books that read: AWAKE
EDERLY WOMAN #121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUV2vhWfdD
Hi. Are you prepared for Jehovia's return? Cause if you ain't...
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXJdsa0O9x
I've accepted Jesus into my life when I was at Babylon 4, thank you.
Atilla closes the door.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepDUArGCFl
Who was that?
Atilla gets ready to say something, then there's another knock on the door.
Atilla goes back and opens the door. A pizza delivery boy stands at the door.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUznd0RPde
Someone order pizza hot and fresh?
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWdbLSQTRQ
No we did not you got the wrong room. Try the studio where they're shooting that limp bizket video titled shut the 'F' up. Their pizza delivery boy ate all of theirs.
Atilla closes the door.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6by8ABpPD
Who was that?
Atilla gets ready to say something, but then there's another knock at the door.
Atilla sighs in frustration.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOx5D65pPgv
God if one more person knocks at this freaking door.
Atilla opens the door. It turns out to be two little girls sailing girl scout cookies. They get ready to say something simultaneously but...
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsmmMBztWj
We don't want any.
Atilla closes the door.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DKNNF8FMD
Fanny, next time, YES, I want you to get the annoying door.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQK7MFBcDH
It's not the door that's annoying. It's the solicitors who come knocking. Oh and by the way, the rap group Limp Bizkit, they died back in the 21st century.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkSLRsUWv3
That was my point exactly to the pizza delivery boy. Cause we didn't order any pizza.
EXT. BEACH - DAY
People play and relax on the shore.
A cruise ship rises out of the water and goes to dock.
EXT - PARKING LOT NEAR STORE - DAY
A sign by the entrance to the parking lot reads: Welcome to IKIKI BEACH... CAMERA pans lower to show the rest of the sign that reads: We got the name for this beach from the movie Spirit of 76....
EXT. PLAYGROUND AREA - DAY
Wilbert Wado stands with his group while interviewing a little boy and his two year older sister.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOKl4PQGWX
So what brings you here to this beach today?
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to the child's mouth. The child stands there looking surprised.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGXkqw7WtG
Don't be shy, talk to the audience.
THE LITTLE BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGtbPuJ0T8
Me and my sister are vacationing.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hbqkWvOyQ
You and your older sister are vacationing. By yourselves?
The little boy and his sister laugh, along with the other children.
THE LITTLE BOY AND THE LITTLE GIRL21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sEWArQvHz
Nooooo.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCSD7pdpap
Wait a minute, how silly of me. Of course you two aren't by yourselves, if you're with each other.
THE LITTLE GIRL21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXiZ5ayLVT
Oh my God.
The boy, his sister, and the other children laugh.
EXT. BEACH - DAY
Two beautiful girls and one guy play catch with a football.
Sai, Infantry, Monk, and Simon sit on a really huge blanket speaking with Mr. Wise and Mss. Wise, who are on a holographic screen sitting on a couch.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsJpJaxBjH
I just started receiving word that the Warlocks are on their way to your location. They're gonna try to ruin you guys' vacation like the Mangalors did Korban Dallas and LeeLue's vacation in the Fifth Element.
The four men receive confused looks on their faces.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAsjuIXUMU
Wait wait wait, how can someone vacation in an Element that's part of the periotic table?
Mr and Miss Wise get confused looks on their faces.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIq6V9vOHX
Wait, I think he means the movie that's over 300 years old TITLED the Fifth Element.
MISS WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDoFOlf8ym
Yes, exactly that.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdI1PFRZQP
Okay, what does this have to do with Warlocks coming here to the beach?
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fVbXGu0d1
I told you, they're going to act like the Mangalors in the Fifth Element. They're gonna attempt to ruin the vacations of the people on that Earth 3 beach you guys are at.
MISS WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4cC8WNNwO
And we're telling you what to do.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAtLjo3EjB
No you're not. You and your husband are talking about a 300 year old movie.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWKEyGiVOf
A movie that's starring Bruce Dallas.
MISS. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ywq0vSy6s
If you four would listen to us, we'll tell you what to do when the Warlocks arrive.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MjH3QWxeI
And his name was Bruce WILLIS, not Dallas. I want you guys to perform the same acts that were performed in the one of the Resident Evil sequels, and the comedy movie titled American Pie.
Suddenly, Sai, Monk, Simon, and Infantry look into the sky to see a Warlock ship landing.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduIiX44ajc
That's the Warlocks now.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡin4LVgYyxJ
(to Mr. and Miss Wise)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2DtOpHZTl
Sorry ya, we gotta go. The four of us got a job you two told us to do to do.
Simon presses a button, causing the holographic image to vanish.
The four men stand to their feet.
EXT. THE AREA OF THE KIDS - SAME TIME
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400, are still entertaining the kids when suddenly, Atilla and Fanny run up to them.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeYhnlLTqd
Wilbert, you guys gotta see this.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15ekUKc54s
See what.
Fanny presses a button on her watch, causing a holographic image to appear, which showed the Warlocks getting off of their ship.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0ZcAzKikj
Warlocks are here. We need the kids to panic while you and your goof troop 2400 team say something insulting and funny about them like Ruby Rod said something funny and insulting about the Mangalors in the Fifth Element.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrsn5vmZfo
No problem.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQM5lCndUNs
(to the kids)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Se16qnTp5
Okay kids, it's time for you to run around scared and panic. The Warlocks have arrived.
Suddenly the kids start panicking, running, and screaming.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8raThN153
(to Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7iyw9Oe75
Okay guys, say your part.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa9r1qrBv0
Right!
WILBERT WADO AND HIS CREW21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NQMkKK2jK
Oh our God! OH OUR GOD. We're being attacked. We know who they are and they're everywhere! They're Warlocks! And they're UGLY! They got big foreheads, big teeth, and stuff like that! And they STANK!!!
EXT. BEACH - DAY
The Warlocks stand face to face with Sai, Simon, Infantry, and Monk.
WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGbs8NvoQO
We're going to teach you guys a lesson. One you're going to remember and never forget.
Simon looks to see one of the two girls throwing the football to the guy, who's paying attention to the Warlocks.
Simon runs towards the two girls and guy playing catch. Before the football could hit the guy in the groin, Simon intercepts it, then throws the foot ball at one of the Warlocks, hitting him in the groin.
THE GUY PLAYING CATCH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb30e6B9oiF
Thank you, sir. I thought that ball was about to hit ME in the groin.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOLj1IwcPl
Yeah, well good thing you thought wrong.
THE GUY PLAYING CATCH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwXn79KEW2
Yeah, thank God.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1g02Pj9QL
I got something for you Warlocks. Something that happened in a Bruce Lee movie centuries ago.
Monk draws out a pare of nunchucks, and hits one of the Warlocks in the head, causing him to hold his head, scream, then look at Monk with anger on his face.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPLh0WvVdS
How do you like that?
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡih2aWQKScu
I'm going to treat one of you like one of the bad guys in the first Rush Hour movie.
Sai draws a gun.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iQpFYGCe9
(meaning the gun, to one of the Warlocks)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoobklaj2UV
See this?
Sai tosses the gun aside. As the Warlock goes to get the gun, Sai tries to get the gun, while at the same time, the Warlock and Sai are blocking each other's punches and kicks. Sai hits the Warlock in the face, knocking him down.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcH0AJNayB
Now I have an idea.
Infantry points to one of the Warlocks.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5idU8n5BB
You, tell me that you hear that my Lieutenants a real nut buster like that young man in Star Ship Troopers!
WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLjE6aNkDn
With pleasure. I hear that your Lieutenants a REAL nut buster.
Infantry punches the Warlock in the face, knocking him down.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPcMTjy3iW
Nobody talks about the Lieutenant that way! He saved my life.
The two girls who were playing catch approach the area.
ONE OF THE GIRLS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4cam1A7Zm
Me too.
THE OTHER GIRL21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG72Zcrm9cv
Me too.
The Warlocks stand back up in anger.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFdb0FK0YF
Alright, EVERYBODY, CUT ALL THE BOLONEY! JUST CUT ALL THE BOLONEY!!! It's time for us to teach you guys that lesson!
The Warlocks pull out guns.
ATILLA AND FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyALmKfmlKT
Guys.
The Warlocks look to Fanny and Atilla.
ATILLA AND FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJTiP1a1Ir
Bad idea.
An early 2000's police car drives and parallel parks in front of the Warlocks.
Atilla and Fanny draw guns and open fire at the police car.
The police car slides sideways, hits two of the Warlocks, then at the same time, from the fire power, the Warlocks and the police car lifts into the air.
THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQwaFna77v
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!
The police car crash lands to the ground with the two Warlocks trapped underneath it.
Atilla fires at the Warlocks with two guns.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
Fanny turns a back flip while firing at two Warlocks who charge for her.
As soon as Fanny lands back on her feet the two Warlocks fall dead....
BACK TO SCENE:
Atilla and Fanny stand back to back.
ATILLA AND FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4US6r6xRC
Resident Evil Retribution Style!
The remaining Warlocks draw their guns.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpHnJyu8L2
(to Atilla and Fanny)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyhWkFDvzT
You two women aren't getting away with this! There are smart bullets in our guns. And you two aren't getting out of this alive! We're going to kill you two right here.
The remaining Warlocks open fire.
CAMERA FOLLOWS THE BULLETS UNTIL the drill Sergeant from Jarheads gets in front of them and holds out his hand.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98NY2yHSf3
HALT!!!!
The bullets stop in mid air.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uFI7Lwonv
You stupid bullets are smart bullets! Now I order you to turn bout face, and kill the enemy!
The smart bullets turn around and head back for the remaining Warlocks.
THE REMAINING WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqIWqlagdE
OHHHHHH NOOOOO!
The bullets hit the remaining Warlocks, killing them, except for Grumpy. Grumpy presses a button on his watch to beam aboard an unseen space ship.
People on the beach clap and cheer. As the people on the beech come together in the crowd, they lift up Sai, Simon, Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Fanny, and the Drill Sergeant.
Suddenly, everyone's attention goes to a random waitor, who holds a tray containing a plate with cut boloney.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ814vD6F4QV
It's a good thing I wore a bullet proof vest when Grumpy shot me. Now he got away again.
WAITOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGLhaLElvx
Uh excuse me. Did someone order cut boloney?
The crowd points to the dead Warlocks.
WAITOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMdh5O1GNj
Oh, they're dead. Leaves more for me.
The waitor walks away eating the boloney.
EXT. HOTEL RESORT - MOMENTS LATER
People walk about.
INT. HOTEL RESORT - CONTINUOUS
Infantry, Sai, Monk, Simon, Atilla, and Fanny enter the lobby area bragging in ad-libs via their battle with the Warlocks at the beach. Suddenly there's a beeping sound. They all check their watches.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0740OfCy2
I think that was my watch.
Another beeping sound.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwG3URMToK
I think it's all of our watches.
They look at their watches.
ALL SIX OF THEM21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jYGxXIXNk
(speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwXUw8HmTB
It's Mr. Wise.
A holographic screen appears showing Mr. Wise.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBf0aqPJRY
Hey Mr. Wise what's up?
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSg3rjVkps
What's up is I heard you guys kicked some Warlock butt on the beach on Earth 3, good job.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSulRo6QJGB
Yeah you should've been there. We showed them.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsIUj5F2X3
Actually I saw the news on the media, It's kind'a like I was there. But anyway, Grumpy and his remaining Warlocks headed to a planet three hundred light years away from Earth 3. It's the planet with the huge waste land.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBGxWMgYlZ
What's the name of this planet, Mr. Wise.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihkG4YGBKT
I just told you, the planet with the huge waist land.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxf5Mm0heHn
What kind of name for a planet is that?
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwpSjL9OOD
I have no idea, I didn't name the planet. But that's where your final assignment to get rid of the remainder of these Warlocks will be. You must leave to go to the planet with the huge waste land in a few days.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIUd08HxKx
Okay aaannnd cut!
Everyone stops what they're doing.
Someone points off screen.
THE PERSON POINTING21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxrwawyMEK
What in the stupid dog on heck?
The producer looks to the direction where a newly wedded couple cuts a wedding cake together.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepZw07jJpZ
(to the newly wedded couple)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUxF5ZMpnM
What are you guys doing? What are you two doing HERE?
BRIDE 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZRF3kkRUk
You just said cut.
GROOM 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhPRxZ9RmW
So we're CUTTING. Cutting our wedding cake.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBuWOg2V1J
I wasn't talking to you two, I was talking to my crew.
GROOM AND BRIDE 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDWyaQlEij
OOOhhhhh.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztaa9BgiUB
You two are supposed to be at my studio on Earth playing a newly wedded couple in my comedy movie. Now go buy a space plane ticket, fly to Earth, and get to work!
GROOM AND BRIDE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLhEZAGA52
Okay.
GROOM21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvvWVasDNx
Okay.
BRIDE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9tKyB6K7r
Okay.
THE NEWLY WEDDED COUPLE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zNhdk0NQX
(speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMy9zNXWxD
Okay.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylfwaX1KyE
Go! While it's still the 24th century!
The Wedding couple grab their wedding cake and take off running, until they trip and fall, with the cake crumbling everywhere.
THE NEWLY WEDDED COUPLE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs8cwhAKYe
Ahhhh maaaan!
GROOM21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxZjpZ1Mao
Now we CAN'T have our cake and eat it too.
The bride sighs in frustration.
The producer shakes his head.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlloxfa2xZ
(meaning the newly wedded couple)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62MaNiDT9S
What a couple of newly wedded yo yo cases.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF33xcoXkG
(to the crew)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMzKRlIf4J
Okay, now we're gonna shoot the scene that takes place on the planet with the huge waist land.
EXT. WASTE LAND - AREAL VIEW - DAY
JUNKY
Superb: Planet with the huge waste land.... a few days later.
A space vessel ambles into the scene.
EXT. OUTDOOR SPACE PORT - DAY
BUSY/JUNKY
The space vessel lands.
Near a shuttle van, a guy dressed in a late 20th century police uniform, OFFICER SMITH, stands while holding a baton. With a black thuggish dressed person known as THE THUG.
OFFICER SMITH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWCU02GxYR
Why ain't you holding up the sign for Sai, Monk, Atilla, Fanny, Artillary, and Simon Phonix to find us.
THE THUG21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJt0b8QC6B
Cause I don't know what they look like.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with his baton, causing The Thug to hold up his hands.
OFFICER SMITH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykoobp0wT7
What the heck kind of stupid reason to not hold the sign up is that! Hold up the freaking sign!
THE THUG21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFGticlDX6
(nervously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgH7kXLYzt
Okay Mr. Officer, please don't harass me. I'll hold up the stupid sign.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with the baton once more, causing The Thug to hold up his hands again.
THE THUG21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpAIHOzocF
What!?!
OFFICER SMITH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdTEUmouMm
STUPID SIGN! I said it was a FREAKING SIGN!
THE THUG21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMAJCO80HA
Okay then, FREAKING sign.
The Thug pulls a peace of paper out of his pocket, unfolds it, than holds it up.
Officer Smith threatens him with the baton again.
OFFICER SMITH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH95cVxSxG
THAT'S TOO LITTLE!
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuC4TXDiuy
Excuse me.
They're attention goes to Simon, Monk, Sai, Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsElJqCLOul
You two must be officer Smith and The Thug.
OFFICER SMITH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiajZuVRQRe
Yes. That must have been a lucky guess.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3jBKz0AFK
(meaning the thug)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYS1YQSoiAz
This gang banging thug here made the sign too little.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHahtv6uUv
No it wasn't a lucky guess, it was a dead give away. Guess how long the six of us have been standing here watching you two act a fool.
Officer Smith and The Thug think for a few seconds.
OFFICER SMITH AND THE THUG21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpweKx7wUU3
(speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLp5iy46ja1
We give up. How long?
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywLdUbma8q
Long enough to know that we're at the right shuttle van.
OFFICER SMITH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgJB36rnGO
Then why are we standing here still quoting stupid 'on the nose' dialogue for this movie than? Let's go.
As the doors to the van open, everyone except The Thug and Officer Smith start towards the van.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with his baton again, causing the thug to react in fright.
OFFICER SMITH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihGfH2Ak0Q
GET IN THE RETARDED UGLY DEMENTED VAN!
The Thug jumps in fright while screaming like a girl, then quickly gets into the van.
EXT. SCORCHED DESERT ROAD - DAY
The van drives through the scorched desert. Two suns are visible in the sky.
EXT. WASTE LAND - CONTINUOUS.
The van drives into a city of ruins. Many poor people walk about.
Suddenly, the van pulls over and parallel parks.
Everyone gets out. The doors to the van close.
They all walk towards a gate. As the gate scans Officer Smith and The Thug, the gate opens, allowing everyone to enter.
As soon as they're all inside the gate and the gate begins to close, Atilla see's Ray, Charles, and Disco walking in the opposite way of her.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMerJvT0JT
Atilla.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOEohJoCIg
Disco. I thought you, Ray and Charles were in prison.
They shake their heads.
RAY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6xSV1pSxp
We repented and accepted Jesus into our lives at the end of our court hearing.
CHARLES21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFf2Y6Ca7zK
So they sentenced us to live here instead.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrU3oNiTwu8
Oh, it's good that you repented.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zRcwlEIbC
If we all have one thing in common, it's that we all need God.
INT. AN OLD LARGE STADIUM - DAY
Disco, Ray, and Charles enter with Infantry, Atilla, Sai, Simon, Fanny, Officer Smith, and The Thug.
Stadium has a huge basket ball court in the center.
An old band called the Dixie Humming birds sing a gospel song called "Let's go out to the programs" while on stage.
Other people looked as if they were busy.
Disco walked through the stadium with his party while pointing to the surroundings.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOf9oBXNntl
Everyone you see here is working on our plan to defeat the remaining of these Warlocks. And there's many more left than all of us put together can count.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6NUt1kAJD
Auh, Disco.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa6CDYF9TJ
Yeah Simon what's up?
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4HIxDRNQH
You say everyone in here's preparing for the battle against the Warlocks.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHHK247B3t
That's what I just said, you are correct.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmWn93KHTJ
Okay, how are the Dixie Humming Birds helping to prepare for some kind of battle? They're just singing on stage.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2izMfUAsNW
We often take breaks. Everyone's gotta rest every now and then.
DIXIE HUMMING BIRDS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdSXT1XHZd
(singing)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjoDtzTo8A
Come out to the programs whenever they're in your town....
The song ends. Everyone drops what they're doing and applaud.
Suddenly, the BLIND BOYS OF ALABAMA, who are being leg by security guards, are seen approaching with Mr. Wise.
Officer Smith points to them.
OFFICER SMITH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQE0vjdByRY
Those are the Blind Boys of Alabama. They traveled here from Earth. They're gonna sing next.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYW1qbtCLn8
Hey Officer Smith, that you?
OFFICER SMITH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAvqjPnxSK
Me and Mr. Wise's chosen crew.
The rest of Mr. Wise's chosen crew and the Blind Boys of Alabama greet each other in ad-libs.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5V3itZe3x
(to the Blind Boys of Alabama)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJP3xS62Au
Aright ya, good luck singing on stage.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vE0tTkapO
We don't go by luck. We walk by faith and not by sight.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA2ZxXHa9u
I see.
The Blind Boys of Alabama reply with a thanks in ad-libs.
As soon as the Blind Boys of Alabama were on stage, they began singing the song, MY MIND IS GONE.
Mr. Wise's chosen party look at each other funny while listening to the lyrics.
Infantry approaches Mr. Wise.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcjGQVtlwk
ARE their minds' gone for real?
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6hqJQDfKg
Please, don't make fun of the gospel singers.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zA0NND4wX
Na, I was joking... Not making fun of them.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0bL7bCC6O
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL75LizT6PO
Wait, you tell me not to make fun of them, why were YOU looking at them weird just now?
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArCt6ZD51s
I had that look on my face because I never heard that kind of song before.
INT. A GAME ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
A guy they call THE GAME BOY, light skinned black male, 5'8", plays one of the arcade games. There are many arcade games standing in this room as well.
Bartabe and his gang of criminals are playing the arcade games.
Mr. Wise enters the room with Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Simon, Fanny, Sai, Disco, Ray, and Charles.
Bartabe and his gang cease from playing the arcade games as they turn to see the party who have just showed up.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcbZ7GNoGo
Bartabe?
BARTABE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ncJGDIs6x
Yes Mr. Wise. Me and my crew accepted Jesus right before we were sentenced just like Disco did.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6p3ueIsolV
Praise God then.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpvsVJN8m5
God really DOES work miracles.
BARTABE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdboKhRqsSW
Right. You ain't seen a miracle yet. Wait until we have our huge meeting in the huge stadium with characters from other movies.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu9Ah5BbRT
Bartabe, don't give the rest of this movie away.
BARTABE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hE32xR8xi
Sorry.
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKm9BnQijv0
Oh hey Mr. Wise. Glad you could make it with your crew.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCwguYmjH6
(to the crew he entered with; meaning the game boy)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtaBPfZ5sM
Guys, I want you to meet, The Game Boy.
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnJFRfsGho
What's happening guys. As you can see for obvious reasons when you observe your surroundings in this room, they call me The Game Boy.
Simon nods his head.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1e9agtYnjJ
Yes sir, we find that reason obvious.
INT. GAME ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
The Game Boy shows the entire group the arcade game Mortal Kombat II. On the game, they see Shang T-sung picking Jonny Cage up and sucking his soul out.
THE MORTAL KOMBAT VIDEO GAME21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4F30a5HdFL
Shang T-sung wins... FATALITY.
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjkc8yJtub
Okay, now this finishing move you saw, this would probably be the best finishing move to happen to any Warlock IF we capture any and put into the game world of Mortal Kombat II.
JONNY CAGE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeA6Rf96QHX
You just had to demonstrate Shang Sung doing that move on me.
The entire gang turns to see Jonny Cage.
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8K7kTVDdJM
Jonny Cage. I didn't hear you walk in.
Jonny Cage nods his head.
JONNY CAGE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHmhkrwFax
That's to show you how popular this game was nearly 400 years ago. It would have so much of your attention, that you don't pay attention to anything else going on around you.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqa0qbPDbj
Hey Game Boy.
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg5HT6Qyh1
Yeah, Simon Phenix what is it?
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYIWyH3aiW
No, Simon PHONIX. Simon PHENIX is the character from Demolition Man.
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiUqh8f2g8
Okay, okay, as they used to say in the old days, my bad.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsbOnl0cxG
People still say that.
The Game Boy gestures out of slight frustration.
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLeaz5ayEf
Um yes Simon, what is it you need?
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7shYzMVzxs
Okay, the Mortal Kombat II video game with Shang Sung is a good way to take out a Warlock if we transport him into the game, by why not other violent video games? Like Double Dragon, Super Mario Brothers, Streets of Rage, Street Fighter? THOSE GAMES?
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXaFnzxleL
Streets of Rage, Double Dragon, and Street Fighter doesn't have deadly finishing moves, and number two, Super Mario Brothers isn't violent enough.
Suddenly, Mr. Wise's wrist watch beeps.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVOYhG81Lz
Hang on everyone, someone's beeping me.
Mr. Wise views his watch.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzAjCmhPjB
Oh good. The genius who's able to pull characters out of movies has just arrive.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43n2o8vTyu
Wait, a genius who's able to pull characters out of movies?
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLn78r8WJi
Is that the reason Biff Tannan from Back to the Future showed up at Simon Phonix's attempt arrest calling everyone a butthead?
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvmRJIRNuK
And the Judges from Judge Dredd too? AND Carl from Star Ship Troopers?
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57TUXHRXtM
Is he planning to use certain movie characters to help us fight these Warlocks?
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6m5kLolG3w
(answering all questions)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EQZoIaUtg
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
The group looks at Mr. Wise weird.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbl8xMUss5V
Why are ya all looking at me like that? 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq48GmbtD2Y
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlfzsx7gjv
This is no time for confusion. Those Warlocks are out there. To defeat them all, we need all the amazing help that seems impossible that we can get.
Silence for a few seconds. Then the group looks at each other.
Everyone looks as the door opens.
The person who just entered turns out to be Biff.
BIFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgFVNqjlTK
Okay! When do we get to take out these Warlock butt heads!?!
INT. A REALLY HUGE WEAR HOUSE - DAY
Micheal Myers from the Halloween movies practices fighting with his knife.
The huge alien from Independance Day 2 paces back and forth.
The Alien and the Predator prepare their weapons.
Camera pans to show the T-rex and Spinosaurus from Jurrasic park standing next to each other.
Three Mangalors from the Fifth Element speak amongst each other.
The bug from Starship Troopers that looks like a giant ant, moves about in a small spot while a mobile infantry troop stands holding his rifle.
Carl walks up to the trooper.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwLQaB0Dnh
We killed some of the Warlocks already. Are you and the bug ready to kill more?
THE STARSHIP TROOPER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0poTcqBrPK
Sir yes we are sir!
Jason Voorhies, Jason X from the movie Jason X, Freddy Kreugar, Pennywise, Chucky, and Leather face from Chainsaw Massecure speak to each other (mos).
The three Judges from Judge Dredd speak amongst each other.
The Wicket Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz flies around on her broom laughing.
Jabba the Hut, and the small creature that sticks with him from Star Wars speak (mos).
THE MOVIE BUFF, who's a guy with big eyes and marshmellow colored skin, stands with Simon Phonix, and Officer Smith.
Simon Phonix and Officer Smith observe all the movie characters, then look at the Movie Buff funny.
THE MOVIE BUFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNqmfdAelC
What's the matter guys. Just because I'm the movie buff you expected me to be buff?
OFFICER SMITH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNobanwPyKE
No, I'm worried about most of these movie characters you pulled out of movies. If they start fighting amongst each other, some of them are too great and extreme for me to try to place under arrest.
THE MOVIE BUFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yf81IvLps
Auh non sense. They won't do any harm to you, anyone on our side, nor each other. We're all gathered here to fight one army. The evil demonic Warlocks.
The movie buff looks off screen.
THE MOVIE BUFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDVfIgLtd5
Oh, here comes more characters. And some are TV sitcom characters too.
Officer Smith and Simon looks to see Steve Urkle from Family Matters, the two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4, Screech from Saved By The Bell, and the Crack Head Grandmother from Don't Be A Menis to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood approaching.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkniVNCiRqT
Steve Urkle and Screech?
Simon looks at The Movie Buff funny.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSturIatFNb
(meaning Steve Urkle and Screech)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzX9nZIVES
What are they supposed to do, annoy the Warlocks to death?
THE MOVIE BUFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwTc2Nag4n
Have you ever watched a single episode of Family Matters AND/OR Saved by the Bell? I think that's possible. And Screech from Saved By The Bell, I believe, knows Karate.
The group shows up.
THE MOVIE BUFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZJSB9RPuC
Okay guys.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwcpYWngSB
(meaning the Rival Gang Members)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqeYGU2Jtk
As you know Officer Smith, Simon Phonix, these are the rival gang members from Scary Movie 4 who shot and killed each other instead of the aliens in the movie Scary Movie 4.
OFFICER SMITH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6dQQA04DD
(to the gang members)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXKcnojVJj
Aright you gang members. I don't wanna see any of that crap about you guys killing each other here in this movie. If you all kill each other instead of the Warlocks, I'm placing you all under arrest.
The entire group laughs.
THE MOVIE BUFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMVv5EybB5
(to Officer Smith)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYY3qI2i1BY
Can't put dead people in Jail. I told you they won't do any harm to each other.
OFFICER SMITH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6ZLBESVrz
I knew that.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTSU5YRmUe
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnxcLJzh0a
I just wanted this movie to be extra funny.
Officer Smith laughs.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwX3KonbjI
There'll be a meeting in the stadium in forty five minutes. Forty five EARTH minutes.
Suddenly, everyone's attention goes to the door as it's heard opening. KAUN from Star Trek Into Darkness enters.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2hNFIMAQ2
Hey everyone. I'm Kaun the invincible human being from Star Trek Into Darkness, I just got here. Hope I'm not late.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd9C933peN
No, Kaun, you actually showed up at the right time. In about forty five EARTH minutes, we're all gonna meet in the stadium.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIUXAqSSc8
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6F88QI0PI
Well, forty three and a half minutes now.
INT. STADIUM - MOMENTS LATER
Everyone is gathered in the main part of the wear house. They're all watching a holographic image of Billy Grahm preaching about salvation.
Superb: 43 and a half minutes later....
Yes, even the two dinosaurs, the bugs from Starship Troopers, the Predator, the Alien, Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Micheal Myers, and Leather Face are listening.
Suddenly, the sermon comes to a conclusion. The holographic image of Billy Grahm vanishes.
Everyone's attention goes to Mr. Wise as he steps up on the stage.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpokvRWkqYR
I'm glad I have everyone's attention. Soon.... And very soon.... We will be fighting the largest most extreme battle in the history of sci fi spoof movies.
People stand listening to Mr. Wise.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgBBwqEDQL
This will be a great time for those of you who haven't been saved, to become saved.
Mr. Wise still speaks with the audience.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLf8K7VV40
This means asking Jesus into your life if you haven't done that before.
Jason, Jason X, Micheal Myers, Freddy Krugaur, Leather face, Pennywise, and Chucky the doll stand together.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZVoJavU3V
All you people, you know who you are. It never matters how bad or how scary of a movie character you are, you can never go too far for God to forgive you.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgwqaYPXJr
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MqhqdJrnt
Well unless you're a demonic being. But nobody here is a demonic being. Some of you may have been possessed by demonic influences, but you're still not a demonic being.
Mr. Wise still speaks with the audience.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ832hZ8eWog
So those of you who have not been saved, please come down to the front of the stage, and I'll be happy to pray with you all to invite Jesus into your lives.
Micheal Myers, Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Leather Face, and the chucky doll make their way to the stage.
People clap and cheer.
The two elderly women with their awake booklets stand next to each other.
EDERLY WOMAN #121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9UO4o6tRI
(to Elderly woman #2)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1l4W9docf
You know, if we go continue to tell people about Jesus, we gotta be saved ourselves.
EDERLY WOMAN #221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXW6lO944G
Then we better go down there then.
The two elderly women walk down towards the stage.
THE GIRL'S SKOUT COOKIE SELLING GIRLS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6X4YrGmDK
(speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7z5iFY2Gj
I'm going too.
The girl walks towards the stage.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iwxUFw8tY
I'm going down there too.
The pizza delivery boy walks towards the stage.
BIFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHuLey6T0H
Yeah, I'm going to the stage to accept Jesus too. The Devil's a butthead!
Biff heads for the stage.
JASON21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZG1aAOKiS1
Mr. Wise, this is the only time I'm gonna speak in a movie. Of course you know that I'm Jason Voorhies from Friday the 13th. I need to accept Jesus into my life because I don't wanna do a remake of Jason Goes to Hell.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ18L1hjn0u
That's a fairly good reason.
Jason X approaches as well.
JASON X21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4RYcAXvMo
Same goes for me....21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4TzW0p6vB
(meaning Jason)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoWVJJK87f
For both of us actually. This is the only time I'M speaking too.
FREDDY KRUGUAR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhljEy2PraI
I need to accept Jesus into my life, because as you can tell just by looking at me, I've already been burned up enough without going to hell. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
LEATHER FACE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy6GLp8Xsf
I need to be saved. Because rubber doesn't hold up to good in fire.
CHUCKY THE DOLL21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjt0QibH2s
And neither does plastic, and that's what I'M made of.
PENNYWISE 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPUU0nWPah
Ha ha ha ha ha. Once I accept Jesus into my life, it will be the Devil and his demons who are afraid of me instead of children. Ha Ha ha ha ha.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXDkWmexbN
This is the only time I'm speaking without using telepathy. I just want you to know that the devil and his demons had us kill many humans in Independence day one and two, and I wanna accept Jesus into my life because I've been dying for some pay back.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPr5v8FaAU
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAAT94chkV
Only ONE time will I fight on the same side as humans.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSAUBKtuMn
(to the huge alien from independence day 2)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqzQ439RZt
All you're gonna need is this one time.
Mr. Wise sees the girl scout girl, the pizza delivery boy, Biff, the two elderly women, Sheena and the African Poachers, the Predator, the Alien, Urkle, the two rival gangs, Jaba the Hut, the Wicket Witch, Kaun, the Crack Head Grandma, The Mangalors, the Star Ship Trooper, and Screech approaching the stage.
Carl from Starship Troopers, Jonny Cage, The Thug, and Officer Smith are approaching the stage.
Mr. Wise steps off stage towards the entire large group of unsaved people.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6C2EFH1wOC
Okay, let's bow our heads.
The group bows their heads.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmfaZuCupK
I want you all to say this prayer with all of your hearts. Say Dear Lord Jesus.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UiDHa7lyt
Dear Lord Jesus.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDOq1HKfTh
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIPegTcKd2
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8q92iZCov
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ818b3XqahM
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngQw5IsCEb
I now receive you as my Lord and savior.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTWISNnWBZ
I now receive you as my Lord and savior.
MR. WISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrhmFko7ra
Amen.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPnLoov9Ko
Amen.
The people cheer like never before, gradually congratulating the Characters who have just got saved.
The Alien and the Predator shake hands and hug.
Jason and Freddy shake hands and hug.
FREDDY KRUGUAR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidlCxcFCff
(to Jason)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqre6uWJfr
My brother.
Suddenly, FOREST GUMP, who's old and has gray hair, wears glasses, dressed like a rocket scientist, and FOREST GUMP Jr, who's now a grown man with brunette hair, shows up with ANNIE from the movie SPEED.
The Movie Buff approaches them.
THE MOVIE BUFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17ejAGGEHi
Oh good. Forest Gump, Forest Gump Jr., and Annie from the movie Speed; I'm glad you guys made it.
FOREST GUMP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ869z9EtAHX
I'm delighted that you are thrilled about me and my son's arrival. For I know that we are approximately 10.3 light years from Earth, plus a few miles and quite a few meters.
The Movie Buff has an extremely surprised look on his face.
FOREST GUMP JR.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ051ObpviNY
Oh, my father's not stupid anymore. I mean of course you know the old saying, we learn as we get older.
FOREST GUMP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DZmdewaOE
Yes. And with this high I.Q. I now possess, his deceased mother, who's name was Jenny, would be as proud of both of us like the gravitational pull of the black hole is so strong that even light can't escape.
ANNIE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUddInDHjik
And don't worry.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6yjQybxdQ
(meaning Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr.)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWGYufCLni
They prayed with me to accept Jesus while we were on our way here.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbWp3CVgMc
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPByL7QZdb
Because I'm the worst driver, and I figured I need to be saved if I'm gonna constantly get into too many automobile accidents.
THE MOVIE BUFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14Aqta5ysm
Good.
Infantry shows up.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3QYWzVcTr
(to the movie buff; extremely puzzled.)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJEqUZwwjV
Forest Gump? And Forest Gump Jr?21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnS3p1a1cOZ
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfoK98oMu5
And Annie from the movie Speed and Speed 2 cruise control?
ANNIE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZPodPq1eL
I had to come. Being that I'm the most worst driver, I wanna be here to drive recklessly and run as MANY Warlocks down as I can.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRfk8xerXS
OOOOkay.
Infantry looks to Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr.
FOREST GUMP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKtjtr8uhr
It shouldn't be difficult for me to fight these Warlocks we're currently at war with. I fought in Vietnaum. And that's all I have to say about that.
FOREST GUMP JR.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPt1nfJX3k
I'm here because I wanna have my dad's back.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVRlJ11Vxl
Good.
Suddenly, a bomb is heard dropping.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
An explosive makes a noise as it's falling to the ground. The explosive hits the ground and explodes.
Warlocks go flying everywhere.
Mr. Wise and Miss Wise shoots a few Warlocks.
Ray, Charles, and Disco shoot Warlocks with sling shots.
The Movie Buff throws baseballs at Warlocks.
THE MOVIE BUFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqKR3lXZJG
(to the warlocks)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2JdA0exho
I got many baseballs. Here's one from the movie Little Big League.
The Movie Buff throws a baseball and hits a Warlock.
THE MOVIE BUFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0w0AoJfd2
Here's another baseball from the movie The Sand Lot.
The Movie Buff throws another baseball, hitting another Warlock in the groin.
The Movie Buff picks up a few more baseballs and throws them at a few more Warlocks.
THE MOVIE BUFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5LRSknvXe
And here's a few more baseballs. From the movies Major League, Angels in the Outfield, and I got some bad news for you! THE BAD NEWS BEARS!21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe39iVPN8Kc
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaKatlmSXa
I'm sure you all hate the baseball from ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD the most!
The Warlocks who have been hit with the baseballs are in a daze. The Warlocks then fall dead.
THE MOVIE BUFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmU7tFmhlh
(to the Warlocks)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebGLVITLAa
Strike 3! YOU'RE OUT!21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjmHDpgXXu
(to the viewers in the movie theater audience)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHJUbQ9CXE
If there's any other baseball movies I left out, I'm sorry. The writer of this script didn't see them all.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWMt0tV6A6
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyjBcJPZCE
And sometimes there's just not enough baseballs.
Wilbert Wado and his crew throws cakes and pies at Warlocks.
A Warlock tank speeds towards Carl from Starship Troopers. A Warlock stands up out of the tank and fires at Carl.
Carl loads a nuke grenade launcher, aims the nuke grenade launcher at the Warlock tank, then opens fire.
Nuke grenade hits the Warlock tank. Warlock tank explodes.
Carl looks towards us.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxh2rPaOt1D
(meaning the Warlocks in the blown up tank)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2UQa8AVco
THEY won't be knowing any MORE.
Mangalores open fire on the Warlocks.
Spinosaurus and T-Rex Eat as many Warlocks as they can while wearing giant bibs big enough to fit them.
Infantry jumps into the air and kicks two of the Warlocks with a split kick.
Atilla kicks a Warlock in the head with an inside crescent kick. Another Warlock tries to hit her. Atilla catches that Warlock's punch, spins, and flips him.
Fanny jumps up and grabs a bar, then lifts herself up and kicks a Warlock with both her feet.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look to see Grumpy and a few other Warlocks retreating towards a space craft.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVjELBsYGP
They're escaping.
The Warlocks enter into the space craft. The doors to the space craft close. The space craft takes off into the air.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKjCKkJac8
They're headed for their mother space vessel in space.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidCvBPnRXs
Not if I can help it.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look up to see Kaun in a space craft flying towards them. The space craft stops in mid air near them.
Suddenly, just like in independence day, a huge shadow of a space ship covers everyone.
INT. KAUN'S SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun looks up through the sunroof window of his space craft.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3QEQyNs0A
The Warlocks stole one of the space ships from independence day. They're gonna fire their primary weapon.
Suddenly, Kaun's intercom activates.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2fvYuE61g
Hey Kaun, it's me, the huge alien from independence day 2. I'll take care of the warlocks in the space ship who are about to fire their primary weapon.
Kaun see's a space craft flying upwards towards the huge space craft.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmnkqiOIm9
Aright way to go Huge Alien from independence day 2.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxprPrpS0e
(meaning the warlocks)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83j0wzRk0l
Take those Devil helping idiots down!
INT. SPACE CRAFT WITH HUGE ALIEN - CONTINUOUS
The Huge Alien from Independence Day 2 is in the pilot's seat.
Through the front view screen of the space craft, the primary weapon of the huge ship is seen preparing to fire.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeUQsXRIdL
Just like David and Captain Hillard said in the movie Independence Day, CHECKMATE! NOTHING BUT HATE FOR YOU. GOOD NIGHT! GOOD BYE! 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJZGM9SXRX
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjrW55ioyS
Hey you Warlock Buttholes! Remember me from when you, the Devil, and your satanic influences made me and my race of species attack Earth in the movie Independence day 1&2? Well, I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK!
EXT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Just before the huge space ship could fire it's primary weapon, the Huge Alien From Independence Day 2 crashes his space craft into the primary weapon, causing the entire ship to explode.
EXT. GROUND - DAY
Infantry, Atilla and Fanny, along with many other good guys cheer and yell in excitement.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRvBggRfOn
(from ship intercom)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96msDJaldv
Okay everyone don't cheer yet just now. The battles not over yet.
Everyone responds in ad-libs saying, "Oh yeah that's right."
Kaun peaks out the window of his space craft.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnOUTHv9FS
(to Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVwkJE3lhN
Quick, come aboard.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look at Kaun with obvious looks on their faces.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzKOiWvM42
Quick, come aboard! What are you waiting for!?!
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ST7SiG6jL
You gotta land first, before we can come aboard!
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMZ4rWHfsG
Oh. I knew that!
Kaun lands the space craft. The door opens. Infantry, Fanny, and Atilla enter the space craft.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Fanny, Infantry, and Atilla see Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Leather Face, and Chucky sitting in their seats.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fkS7BfH8z
Come aboard.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VmwuOm2rR
Kaun, we did that already. Take off.
Kaun nods his head.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoiLFB3pck
I knew that.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - CONTINUOUS
The space craft lifts into the air.
A Warlock fires at the space craft, but a force field appears around it.
Suddenly, a knife hits that Warlock in the back. Warlock turns around to see Micheal Myers, who throws another knife into the Warlocks chest.
Warlock falls dead.
While in the air, the space craft flies in a pattern while leaving a trail of smoke that reads: Thank you Mike.
Micheal Myers gives a thumbs up, then suddenly draws a knife and throws it into a Warlocks forehead.
Two Warlocks show up while each having rocket launchers aimed at the space craft.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgQihMc8fI
Let's take them out of the sky. This weapon will pierce their force field.
STARSHIP TROOPER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoldQnTt3p
Not so fast.
The Starship Trooper guns one of the Warlocks down, while the giant bug grabs the other one with it's mouth and bites it in half.
STARSHIP TROOPER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfj12k7OOg
(to the bug)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM992to78S
I'd hi five you if I could.
Micheal Myers throws a knife into the bodies of the dead Warlocks the Giant Bug and the Starship Trooper had just killed.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
The Predator fires at many Warlocks from the gun on his shoulder.
The Alien attacks a Warlock. The Alien looks and freezes when a Warlock shows up aiming it's gun at it. Suddenly, a baby alien pops out of it's stomach. The Warlock falls dead.
The Alien and the Predator hi five each other.
A few Warlocks stand in front of Steve Urkel.
STEVE URKLE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOVTclN7lT
You guys wanna terrorize us? Over my dead body.
Steve Urkle starts shadow boxing like he does when he stands up to bullies in the TV show family matters.
The Warlocks look at Steve funny, then look to each other and start laughing. Suddenly they get shot from behind by the Crack Head Grandmother.
The Warlocks turn around to see the Crack Head Grandmother.
Suddenly, two early 21st century cars drives by with the windows down. The Rival gangs from Scary Movie 4 open fire out of the window of the automobiles, hitting the Warlocks.
As the Warlocks are still standing, Steve Urkle takes a mitten out of his pocket and walks up to the Warlocks.
STEVE EURKLE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgbqbbc0k3
I'm gonna do to you guys what I did to one of the bullies on one of the early episodes of Family Matters.
Steve Urkle slaps the Warlocks on their faces with his mitten. The Warlocks finally fall dead.
The Crack Head Grandmother laughs.
Steve Urkle laughs and snorks.
IN ANOTHER AREA
A bunch of Warlocks surround Screech and attempt to attack him. Screech does side kicks, spinning heel kicks, and spinning tornado kicks, knocking the Warlocks down. This fighting scene has the same sound affects as the fight scenes in the Bruce Lee movies.
One of the Warlocks throw a jump side kick to Screech's back, knocking him forward and causing him to do a forward roll.
The Warlocks surround Screech just before he pulls out a pair of nunchucks and began twirling them.
As the Warlocks rush in one at a time, Screech hits each of them in the head.
EXT. SPACE - CONTINUOUS
The space craft that Infantry, Fanny, and Atilla just boarded flies towards a mother vessel, and enters into one of the the vessel's compartment.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun is in the pilots seat. Doors to the space craft open.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOiQRiMtEE
Data system, play us some music we can fight to as we take out these warlock devil helpers... Just like in the Movie Star Trek Beyond. Only this time, play something the devil doesn't like.
Suddenly, the song "When the Walls Tumble Down," By WHITE CROSS, starts to play.
Everyone in the space craft start moving to the music.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJ8OAUKHrn
(meaning the song)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrN0J0I53GS
Good choice.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEnBuFICBg
(to Atilla)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEI2y5PrZ0
I was getting ready to say that. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4zMFrmgM3
(to everyone in the space craft.)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjH6BXni7p
Okay everybody out. Let's light these Devil helpers up!
Everyone gets out of their seats and exit the space craft.
EXT. ON THE PLANET - CONTINUOUS
The Game Boy runs from a Warlock, who has a gun. The Game Boy makes a turn, then looks behind him as the Warlock continues to chase him.
The Game Boy enters into a facility.
The Warlock follows The Game Boy into the building.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
The Warlock stops to catch The Game Boy aiming a Nintendo gun at him.
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3FFogug3G
Welcome to the arcade, Warlock. You just walked into a trap. And me and you are ready to play Mortal Kombat 2.
The Game Boy gets ready to pull the trigger, but Jonny Cage shows up.
JONNY CAGE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0JGwrpi2C
Hey Game Boy, hold up a second. I gotta do something with this Warlock right quick.
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7CPfqBqJN
Do something like what?
Jonny Cage stands next to the Warlock, then does the splits and hits him in the nuts.
THE WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcu6BKeZiZ
AWWW NUTTS! And I DO mean that literally!
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxbfhSKcEK
Let's play.
The Game Boy pulls the trigger, zapping the Warlock into the Mortal Kombat 2 arcade game.
The Game Boy selects Shang ~T-sung.
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmGFlgvKBV
(to Shang ~Tsung)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIwxuPHPnM
Aright, let's see what you can do.
The Game Boy controls Shang Tsung to beat up the Warlock.
THE WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFhPggNsU2
Help! Get me the hell out of this game!
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
Biff has one of the Warlocks in a head lock while knocking hard on his head.
BIFF21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCJzO07Gff
HELLO!!! HELLO!!! ANYBODY HOME!?! THINK, WARLOCK, JUST THINK!!! YOU'RE A BUTT HEAD, AND YOUR MASTER SATAN IS A BUTT HEAD. SATAN IS THE BIGGEST BUTT HEAD OF ALL BUTT HEADS!
IN ANOTHER AREA
A police car, just like the one from the movie Demolition Man, was racing through the field with a Warlock riding on top of it while attempting to shoot Simon Phonix, who was driving the police car.
INT. POLICE CAR - DAY
Simon Phonix points his gun to the roof of the car where he knew the Warlock was hanging on.
SIMON PHONIX21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdOKAYe8mw
NO FREE RIDES!!
Simon opens fire.
EXT. THE FIELD - DAY
The Warlock obviously gets shot and falls off of the roof of the car.
The Thug runs up to the Warlock and kicks it a few times.
Officer Smith runs up to the Warlock.
OFFICER SMITH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF1iPmeujj
(to the Warlock)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIqyFgUWje
Time for you to get harassed.
Officer Smith starts beating the Warlock with his baton.
Both Officer Smith and The Thug look as they hear a car horn blow.
They look to see an early 21st century car speeding towards them.
The Thug and Officer Smith move out of the way and allow the car to run over the Warlock.
INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS
Annie from the movie 'Speed' drives crazy.
Annie runs over Warlock after Warlock.
ANNIE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xbkp6jRk1
Finally I get to fail a driving test while doing a good deed!
Annie runs over a few more Warlocks.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
One of the Warlocks stand before the Blind Boys, who are carrying blind person's canes.
WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xe18FIhoc
We, the Warlocks will emerge in this battle victorious. Can't you see?
The Blind Boys stand their saying nothing.
WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyG9XmYjyZm
Oh yeah, you CAN'T see.
The Warlock laughs.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWqMf3Hole
Oh we can see aright.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdExfN5oSy
We can see you're going straight to hell. Too bad you ain't alone.
The Blind Boys began attacking the Warlock while hitting it with their canes.
The Warlock tries it's best to cover up while being hit with the canes, but falls to the ground.
Another Warlock shows up while drawing his gun.
WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0inPc0NZP
(to the other Warlock)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaH5Ak8Vbi
Don't worry, I'm coming to help you.
As that Warlock starts towards the Blind Boys, the Dixie Humming Birds jump on that Warlock, bringing it to the ground.
The Dixie Humming Birds began kicking the Warlock.
INT. FACILITY - SAME TIME
The game boy beats the Warlock in Mortal Kombat 2. The game now says, "Finish Him!"
The Game Boy presses the buttons on the arcade game, causing Shang T-sung to grab the warlock and suck it's soul out as the Warlock screams. The Warlocks body shrivels up as it's soul comes out of it's body and into Shang T-sung.
GAME NARRATOR AND THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdywIZf6F13
(speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuAGk6oRyP
Shang T-sung wins... Fatality!
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlFBnBouCm
Yeah, ya Warlocks don't know who the HELL ya messing with!21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmZhqJrUSP
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY09RVE5cgi
And I DO mean 'HELL' literally!
GAME NARRATOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8wSZu4mSJ
WOW! Even Shang T-sung accepts Jesus and fights against the devil.
INT. SPACE VESSEL - SAME TIME
A group of Warlocks kick down the door while aiming their guns at Jason Voorhies. They open fire at him.
After a few second of firing at him, the Warlocks' laser guns run out of power.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftH1TF26ko
I'm out of fire power.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTEovsMREi
I'm out of fire power too.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcteVerDiNF
We're ALL out of power. Now what?
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UiXy9jZL3
Just like Jinessa said in the Jason X movie, now basically, we die.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsLTtJaxt5
Yeah. That K.M. robot ain't here to kick Jason's but like it did in the Jason X movie either.
Jason grabs one of the Warlocks by the neck and pulls it towards a sink full of liquid nitrogen. The Warlock screams while trying to break free of Jason's grip.
Jason dips the Warlock's face into the sink. The Warlocks face freezes solid. Jason lifts the Warlock's face out of the liquid nitrogen, and slams it on the counter, shattering its' face. Jason then throws the dead Warlock down.
Jason picks up his merchetti, walks up behind another Warlock, and stabs it in the back. Jason pulls the merchetti out of the Warlocks back, then drags it off screen.
WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCpkv2Wv4D
We ain't gonna take this.
The Warlock who just spoke runs up behind Jason and jumps onto his back while having Jason in the headlock from behind.
Jason grabs the Warlock by the legs, pulls the Warlock from on his back, then breaks the Warlock's back over his knee. Jason than lets the Warlock drop to the ground.
Jason then grabs another Warlock by the neck, and bangs it's head against a wall twice, then lets the Warlock fall dead.
The last four Warlocks remaining take off running towards an open door.
Right before the Warlocks reach the door, Leather Face enters into the room spinning around and sawing the four warlocks limbs and heads off.
The limbs and heads go flying everywhere.
Jason and Leather Face hi five each other.
LEATHER FACE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eqVSVLkoY
God is Good.
Jason nods his head yes in agreement.
INT. ANOTHER PART OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Infantry and another Warlock fight each other similar to a scene in the movie Enter The Dragon.
Every time the Warlock move towards Infantry, Infantry kicks the Warlock in the face making the same sound Bruce Lee made in the scene of Enter the Dragon during his fighting scene with Han.
The Warlock places a glove on his hand that has long metal claws.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
Infantry and the Warlock get into their fighting stances while yelling, then they jump into the air moving towards each other. As they cross paths in the air, the Warlock scratches Infantry in the mid-section with his metal claws.
They both land to their feet, then both turn to face each other again
BACK TO SCENE:
Infantry notices the scratches on his stomach, and that his shirt is ripped.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLOu9HAuvf
Why you stupid idiot!
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jGSqKJen9
You ripped my shirt with your stupid metal claws! And you're going to pay for it.
WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOxMURu3fo
Pay for it? Here.
The Warlock reaches into his pocket, pulls out his wallet, and takes three quarters out, then tosses them to Infantry.
WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmLA03HyAa
I'll give you seventy five cents for the entire shirt. And hopefully that'll be enough on any planet in the galaxy to cover the expenses for the Band-Aids you need for those scars too!
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMF86aZrDT
Why you cheep scape trying to be a smart Alec!
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
The Warlock and Infantry jump into the air towards each other a second time. As they cross paths in the air, this time, Infantry lands a jump kick to the side of the Warlock's head, causing his head to twist, and his neck to make loud cracking sounds as it breaks.
BACK TO SCENE:
The Warlock crash lands on the ground while Infantry lands on his feet.
Infantry approaches the Warlock, gets its wallet out of its pocket, and takes the entire heap of cash out, takes a few dollars, then puts the rest of the cash back into the Warlock's wallet and sets the wallet by the Warlock's corps.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Pj6WDV7pN
(meaning the money he took from the Warlock's wallet)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXvVQCX4UB
THIS should be enough to pay for my shirt and my band-aids for my scars too. Keep the change.
EXT. WASTE LAND - SAME TIME
Three different cars drive up to a cabin. Car doors open. A bunch of Warlocks get out of the car.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgtuR8nPgF
Okay, a humming device says that the human beings who go door to door to deliver pizza, sail girls scout cookies, and tell people about God are in this cabin. If they move, shoot them.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlVPKfvLl1
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzvGyLk0ET
Until they STOP moving.
The Warlocks walk quickly up to the cabin door. One of the Warlocks shoots the door nob and kicks the door open. Every last one of the Warlocks barge into the cabin and randomly open fire.
After about ten second of firing, they cease fire, and observe a huge can of TNT on the table that has bullet holes.
The Warlocks sigh in frustration.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqvD7orYpE
This is the EXACT same mistake those Satan worshipers made in the movie Tribulation, written by Paul and Peter Laudon. And I probably always spell their last name wrong.
Suddenly, they turn as they hear a knock at the door frame.
The Warlocks look to see, the two Elderly women, the pizza delivery boy, and the girls sailing girls scout cookies.
THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ljQsw7niS
Hey Pizza delivery boy, we didn't order any pizza! 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0osfaKz0r
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2T2ib0oXk
Hey door to door evangelists, you should know that we HATE God! 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7T7i7G8D8
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRv6kKqFPN
And you little girls selling girls scout cookies, we don't want any!
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrj9BCnAGe
We're not here to give you Warlocks anything.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1T4FTO5tQ
Than what is it you want?
GIRLS SCOUT GIRLS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn7qLE5hqA
We just have one last word we want you Warlocks to hear.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvHUXRVWtx
And what word is that.
THE TWO ELDERLY WOMEN 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwnmlgkANU
(to the Pizza delivery boy and the two little girls)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHyj6WLGCo
Okay everyone, 'Ca-BOOM' on the count of three. Ready? 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiUN5XXups
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jfry2yQ5i
One Two Three.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY, GIRL SCOUT GIRLS, AND TWO ELDERLY WOMEN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnsvCIXpSO
(simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjbQayFEJB
CA-BOOM!!!
The entire cabin explodes in a huge explosion.
As the fire continues to burn, Jonny Cage signs a autograph picture of himself, and drops it near the fire.
JONNY CAGE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1XUa5UA83
By the way Warlocks, the autograph isn't for any of you.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhni4LQ9bqA
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQefZPExFfs
It was for the people at the door.
Monk blocks the punch of a Warlock, punches him a few times, then throws an inside crescent kick to its head, knocking it down.
Sai dodges the punches and kicks of a Warlock, then throws a few punches and kicks, knocking it down.
Suddenly, a group of Warlocks run towards them.
As Monk and Sai get into their fighting stances, Screech shows up out of nowhere. The Warlocks all become scared.
SCREECH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNh6EnIr70d
Hold it right there you Warlocks.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMCn65DhIS
(meaning Sai and Monk.)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqMKAy36UX
You'll have to go through me to get to them.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJyc3Ntsky
Oh no. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeahvoM8dv
(to the Warlocks; meaning Screech)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ5stwme9U
Us Warlocks can't go through him. He knows too much Karate.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0O6ticr6v
(meaning Screech)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0timqbXp2
You know, maybe if we do Screech a favor, he'll back off of us and let us take the two men standing beside him.
SCREECH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlEXLTg46n
A favor? Please. What kind of favor do you Warlocks actually think you can do me?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJezTtp3YC
Okay, you used to get picked on by jocks when you attended Bayside High School, right?
SCREECH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaN0kdX5I0
Yeah. So what? You guys plan to go after all the bullies who used to pick on me?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1ie4tTSjg
No... 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rgfNqA8QI
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlriFzGCIb
We're gonna talk about their mamas. We will talk about the mamas of the bullies who used to pick on you. Their mamas are so fat, they jumped up in the air and came back down, because they were too heavy to get stuck.
The Warlocks laugh.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4qQVXZRTg
And their mamas are so stupid, somebody told them it was Chili outside, and they went and grabbed an ancient ipnone because they were too stupid to go get a bowl.
The Warlocks laugh.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3DltAVupn
(to the Warlocks)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLKMDeDDlJ
Auh oh...
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsjQH7qPBU
(to the Warlocks)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuf6WBLKe8
Yeah... Talking about those jock's mamas....21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAWRTw2DNL
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARFFMKPA6D
That was a mistake.
Suddenly, a group of middle age women carrying purses show up. They are the MAMAS
ONE OF THE MAMAS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8LHI8AqN2
Hey, Warlocks!?! We're the mamas of those bullies in Saved by the Bell who used to pick on Screech. You demonic Warlocks are making fun of us behind our backs?
ANOTHER ONE OF THE MAMAS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdENcf6rcdh
(to the other mamas)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxRyjj5n59
Let's teach these ugly demonic Warlocks a lesson; who are so stupid, they rebelled against God and chose to follow Satan and were thrown out of heaven, and now there's no repentance for them.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE MAMAS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmkU1ig4wa
CHARGE.
Everyone of the Mamas run up to the Warlocks and attack them with their purses.
Forest Gump Shoots some of the Warlocks.
Forest Gump Jr. Shoots more of the Warlocks.
FOREST GUMP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeygOImGsDM
See son, this is what we had to face in Vietnaum.
Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr. shoots some more Warlocks.
FOREST GUMP JR.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgB5fFzsWT
I'm with you dad. I know where you're coming from...21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkIVkZ4rV6
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XWT3CnZVZ
I fought in Afganistan.
IN ANOTHER AREA
A group of Warlocks run amongst a bunch of trees while carrying their guns.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7g8ZZMStM
I believe this group of poachers and that Sheena woman came this way.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QIPzccVvl
Remember, they could be leading us into a trap.
As they continue to run they suddenly come upon a cliff and stop.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3Io65JyRY
Okay, this is the oldest and DUMBEST trick in the book! Do they REALLY expect for us to keep running until we fall off a cliff.
SHEENA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSIuItg43I
NO!
The Warlocks turn around to see Sheena, and the same bunch of rats that were at the old cement factory.
Three of the Warlocks become frightened and jump into the arms of the remaining Warlocks.
THE THREE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmmTWP2gCx
Auuuhhh! RATS! We're scared of RATS!
THE WARLOCKS HOLDING THE SCARED WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Wn3K0z13I
Get off of me!
Suddenly, by not watching their step, the six of them fall off the cliff.
SHEENA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi8aO6p4Ut
Who says humans should hate rats, be afraid of them, and call them pests?
A WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9SuHjZRZT
Hey there's that Sheena woman.
Sheena looks to see a large group of Warlocks.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIwTUUHEVe
Let's get her.
Before the Warlocks could pursue Sheena, Sheena draws her bow and fires an arrow at one of the Warlocks.
The Warlock screams in agony as the arrow penetrates its chest. The Warlock falls to its knees, then falls to the ground.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡut9qmkdqQh
Come on let's get her already.
Sheena takes off running. The group of Warlocks take off after her.
As the Warlocks continue to chase Sheena, the poachers throw spears at them, hitting a few of the Warlocks, causing them to fall dead.
The Warlocks, seeing no sign of Sheena, see the same cat that was at the cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFD9PfOfKap
Come here you little kitten!
CAMERA follows the Warlock as it chases the cat.
The cat jumps over a trip wire. The Warlock's foot hits the trip wire, causing a bunch of boulders to tumble down the hill and hit him.
The dog that was seen at the cement factory runs up to a Warlock and bites it on the arm, attacking it.
The Lion from the cement factory jumps onto the back of a Warlock, attacking it from behind.
Sheena and the poachers obviously saw this from a distance while standing in a group. They cheer and hi-five each other.
INT. SPACE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Five Warlocks have Chucky surrounded while aiming laser guns at him. Chucky only holds a knife.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3SMhnRfxM
(to Chucky)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XEr50j51e
It looks like you're out numbered, out gunned, and outsized, doll.
The Warlocks laugh.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N8Ia4OW4k
You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna make you get into that tall furnace oven, since you refuse to re-nouce Jesus.
One of the Warlocks open the oven.
Chucky walks into the oven, where the BRIDE OF CHUCKY stands.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3APaidp2Uo
(with excitement)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8qqTLfzNF
Honey!
CHUCKY 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNQfbla0US
Hey honey. I thought you would NEVER repent and accept Jesus.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUT2zsVuhh
If you can accept Jesus, any evil person can, as long as they're not a demon creature.
One of the Warlocks walk into the oven.
THE WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUm38I6xLnK
Time for me to turn up the heat, since you can't renounce Jesus once you get saved. You two are some STUPID fools to choose to die for your faith.
CHUCKY 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdE8FIYi2n7
Let me tell you something, Mr. Warlock. The God me and my bride serve is with us.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK741Gi5Lac
And he is fully able to deliver us from this place in outer space.
CHUCKY 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtoRWI2tNI
And even if He doesn't.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0zBl0L3Dj
Rest assured that we'll NEVER go back to serving the devil and kill innocent people like we did in past Chucky movies, making it look so gross.
CHUCKY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkzLawDoR0
Nor will we practice voodoo witch craft, which is satanic.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZnDOWX5Bo
EVER!
BOTH DOLLS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGov1OoG7i
Amen!
WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnWKVPQIep
As you wish.
The Warlock exits the tall furnace oven, closes the furnace door, and turns on the fire full blast.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavqqbEHcb2
They should be melted by now.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb62uJf6Rgd
I'll take a look.
That Warlock looks into the window of the furnace, and sees that the dolls are not melting or burning.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAfwwEmLeM
Why aren't they burning!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYwwkXgPPn
They're not burning?21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZug0nNNImp
(meaning the dolls)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66YT1klTo6
Those souls are ours. They have to die.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3q0GKCLHe
(meaning Jesus)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4W1Mxyvbi
It's Him... He's protecting them.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZKCZoy0oj
(meaning Jesus)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYgyWb0YI8
He can't do this! He can't do this!
One of the Warlocks walks up to the door of the furnace with his gun.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2CUEXWyOi
I'll finish them myself!
The Warlock gets ready to open the door.
THE OTHER WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgUjbLfqrV
(to the Warlock who's opening the furnace door.)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwl1ZqmxFyi
NO! That's the same mistake Parker made in the movie Revelation, ALSO written by Paul and Peter Laudon.
Too late, the Warlock opens the door. All the warlocks scream as Fire blazes out and cremate every Warlock in the room.
The two dolls exit the furnace oven un-harmed.
BOTH DOLLS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgpIwuYFtO
(to the movie viewing audience)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2HnyCWOT7
Now THAT'S what we call amazing grace!
Chucky and the Bride of Chucky kiss each other.
INT. ANOTHER PART OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Three Warlocks stand face to face with Jason X.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSMrv9AzKX
(meaning Jason X)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnuMyaxl2Y
Guys think we can take him?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc01fWOGGi5
We can try.
The Warlocks open fire at Jason X. Jason X stands there, looking as if he feels nothing.
The Warlocks cease fire.
The first Warlock turns cartwheels towards Jason X, then does a spinning heel kick to his head.
The second Warlock barely turns front hand springs. As soon as he's close enough to Jason X, he slaps Jason X across the face and hurts his hand.
THE WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmgCEjqnhG
OUCH! This is for making my hand hurt.
The Warlock grabs Jason X's hand and slaps him on the wrist.
THE THIRD WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMkQUbqi1m
My turn.
The third Warlock turns forward rolls. As soon as he's close enough to Jason X, he stands to his feet while out of breath and breathing hard. That Warlock flicks Jason X in the face with his index finger.
Jason X still looks as if he's un-harmed.
THE THREE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MKHdOZavp
(to each other, speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfLCkvR85b
We might wanna run.
Jason X takes his fist and knocks each Warlock's head off.
IN BEDROOM OF VESSEL
A few Warlocks enter this bedroom, where there are a few bunk beds.
The Warlocks yawn.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SuTFF5chp
I think I'm gonna take a little nap, then wake up and fight these Jesus worshipers.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0WKLYBRBK
Wait, we can't take a nap. We can't go to sleep.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG97NMBiew
Why not.
THE WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAEsEZm51s
Because Freddy Kruguar's aboard this vessel. If we go to sleep, he's gonna kill us in our nightmares.
The Warlocks turn to see Freddy entering the room while giving off a loud laugh.
FREDDY KRUGUAR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR68vCZdd3T
Haven't you satanic demon creatures read the words on the movie cartrage for the movie Wes Craven's New Nightmare? It says, 'this time, staying awake won't save you!' Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
The Warlocks scream in terror.
Freddy laughs, then runs off screen to attack the Warlocks. Freddy attacking the Warlocks is heard as they scream.
FREDDY KRUGUAR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6Mfk0jrcQ
This is for all the times Satan, your master, convinced me to kill so many innocent people in their nightmares all these years! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!
The Warlocks are still heard screaming while being attacked.
IN ANOTHER AREA OF THE VESSEL.
Some Warlocks stumble upon Pennywise, who is juggling balls while balancing on a type rope.
PENNYWISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTPii0YMYS
Hello boys and girls... I mean Warlocks, and welcome to the circus!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZX9atj4oF
You know what, I'm bored watching clowns perform.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjuMf5MSWI
(to the other Warlocks)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZbOJeVdgZ
Let's get out of here.
As the Warlocks exit the room, punches and kicks are heard being thrown. The Warlocks one at a time, get shoved back into the room with Pennywise while having bumps and bruises.
Kaun enters the room.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5G6ai63ay2
You Warlocks have two choices! Watch Pennywise perform and get bored to DEATH....21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDiEjRYMQb
(beat; meaning himself)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxfLnbEjdG
Or suffer the WRATH OF KAUN!!!
The Warlocks sigh in frustration as the door closes.
As they continue to watch Pennywise perform, they one at a time, fall dead.
PENNYWISE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3elZ6m7VP
Good. They choose to be bored to DEATH.
Pennywise laughs.
IN ANOTHER AREA OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
A group of Warlocks have Atilla and Fanny cornered while aiming guns at them. Atilla and Fanny look frightened.
THE ENTIRE GROUP OF WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4M4maIdvhf
(speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHza9JtJQi
Oh good. You know that the guns we're carrying will pierce right through your force fields.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVruBa2NPk
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRnNoxY0o2
This is JUST like our favorite song.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvjYzMjbvv
(singing)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1X4bIVub03
I got you babe!
Atilla and Fanny's face suddenly show resentment and anger.
ATILLA AND FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vvjbLri3z
(speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5bnLKvRhh
What did you call us!?!
THE ENTIRE GROUP OF WARLOCKS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMWk3Dx8Ix
Oh, we're sorry. There's more than one of us. We mean... WE got you babe!
Atilla and Fanny's face show even more fury.
ATILLA AND FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMXGNmvPDu
DON'T call us babe!
Atilla and Fanny charge at the Warlocks throwing punches and kicks, knocking the Warlocks lifelessly to the ground.
ATILLA AND FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIffu34aXD
(frustrated; speaking simultaneously)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFhlfD6uwT
If one more person calls us babe!
EXT. THE BATTLE FIELD - CONTINUOUS
A Warlock, who's flying on a flying hoverboard, flies around while going crazy firing off screen.
Bartabe and his gang fire machine gun ammunition at that Warlock, causing it to fall lifelessly off of it's hover board.
Jaba the Hut and the little creature on it's shoulders shoots a group of Warlocks.
The wicket witch of the West throws fire balls at Warlocks while laughing
The two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4 shoots a group of Warlocks.
The Crack Head Grandma shoots a few Warlocks.
The wicked witch uses her burning broom an lights a Warlock on fire.
THE WICKET WITCH21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurKpWHzDsX
A little fire, Warlock?
Jaba The Hut kills a Warlock with a lightsavor. The little annoying animal who hangs around Jaba The Hut, kills a Warlock with a lightsavor.
The Predator jumps into the air, and stabs the Warlock who's flying on the flying hoverboard in the arm. They both fall to the ground.
The Predator's hurt, and can barely move.
WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRSebV7vpS
(to the Predator)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9heRtVmn5
Huh, you're wounded. I know what your kind does every time they're wounded.
The Warlock presses a button on a device that's wrapped around the Predator's arm, presses buttons on the device, than the device starts beeping.
WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlGSU9jdTE
(to the predator)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzig7tXHkO
And as for me, you didn't stab me in the right place! 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO4vA76sCe
(in a teasing tone)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLmmYfbia3
I'm going to live.
Suddenly, Steve Urkle walks by and accidentally steps on the Warlocks foot.
The warlock jumps up and down while holding it's foot.
WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6BSnAtsxj
(to Steve Urkle)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WrbkM2Esi
You stupid little nerd!
Steve looks at the Warlocks unbuckled shoe.
STEVE URKLE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMO6mmp2o2
(meaning the Warlocks unbuckled shoe)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy5H8JJzUM
There's an accident waiting to happen.
Steve Urkle presses a button on the Warlocks shoe.
WARLOCK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPh6fvXrbC
NO.
The shoe tightens up way too much.
Warlock screams in agony, while jumping high up into the air. The Warlock turns horizontally in attempt to fix his shoe.
However, the Predator injects the blades from his fore arm as he saw that the Warlock was coming back down while turned horizontally, attempting to fix his shoe.
The Warlock lands on the Predator's blade.
Jaba the Hut, the little creature hanging around Jaba the Hut, the Wicked Witch, The Crack Head Grandma, AND the rival gangs, gather around where the Predator has stabbed the Warlock.
The Predator's bomb continues to count down.
STEVE URKLE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfFHknpT3e
(meaning the Warlock being stabbed)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ892n9YTeqx
Did I do that?
THE PREDATOR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZtvO7T77X
Now that's the funniest thing Steve Urkle would say in his TV show.
The Predator starts laughing.
Steve Urkle starts laughing and snorking.
The Wicked Witch starts laughing, letting out an evil sounding laugh.
Jaba the Hut and his Little Creature start laughing.
The Crack Head Grandma goes berserk while laughing.
As the two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4 observe the way the Crack Head Grandma is going berserk, they fall out laughing.
The entire group continues to laugh as the bomb counts down. Then suddenly.....
BOOOOMMMM!
The explosion looks like that from a nuclear bomb.
Everything's quiet now....
The group of rats lay dead with bullet holes in their bodies.
The cat lays dead next to the dog and the lion, all having bullet holes in their bodies.
Sheena and the poachers lay dead together, having bullet holes in their bodies.
T-Rex lays dead on the ground while the Spinosaurus lays dead on the ground with it's mouth biting into T-Rex's neck. Both have bullet holes in their bodies.
The Bug from Starship troopers lays dead while it's mouth is biting into the trooper, who's also dead. Both have bullet holes in their bodies.
Annie from Speed, sits lifelessly in her car with her head rested on the steering wheel and the horn going off. Not only did the car have bullet holes, but it was crashed into a tree.
Biff Tannan sits lifelessly in his black car from back to the future, with manure spilled into his car from the rear of the Manure truck. His car has bullet holes.
The three Mangalores lay dead on the ground with bullet holes in their body. Suddenly, Zorge, from the Fifth Element, stumbles onto the scene with bullet holes in his body and falls dead in front of the Mangalores.
Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr. who have bullet wholes in their bodies, sit lifelessly against a wall with their arms rapped around each other and smiles on their faces and their eyes closed.
A wooden banner sits on their lap that reads: Happily reunited in Heaven with Jenny and Bubbah.
CAMERA SHOWS a sign that clearly reads: NOTE... This is the happiest moment of Screech's LIFE...
CAMERA PANS down to show Screech laying dead on the ground with his eyes closed and a smile on his face, with two hot chicks laying dead in each of his arms with their eyes closed and smiles on their faces as well while having bullet holes in their bodies.
Micheal Myers lays dead while buried up to his neck in halloween candy. A bullet hole is in his head.
The alien lays lifelessly on the ground with bullet holes in it's body. A baby Alien hatches out of it's stomach with a bullet wound to it's head. The baby alien falls dead.
The five blind boys sit lifelessly against a wall with bullet holes in their bodies. A wooden banner sits in their lap that reads: Was blind but now we see... in God's kingdom...
The Dixie Humming Birds lay dead next to a large cage full of humming birds. The cage door automatically opens, allowing the humming birds to fly out of the cage.
The Thugs dead body, which has bullet holes, lays on the ground facing Officer Smith's dead body, who's hand holds a baton as it rests on the thug's head.
It looks as if Officer Smith was beating The Thug with the baton. Officer Smith's body also has bullet holes.
EXT. SPACE VESSEL - CONTINUOUS
Atilla, Infantry, Fanny, and Kaun get into a space craft. Kaun is in the pilots seat.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyI4YdWHldx
Where's the evil movie characters who have just given their lives to Jesus.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaa9wgahxD
Well first of all, they're not evil anymore, being that they accepted Jesus. Secondly, they want us to save ourselves while they deal with Grumpy, who's in the bridge of this ship.
Kaun starts pressing holographic buttons on a holographic screen as the door to the space craft closes.
The space vessel's compartment opens.
INT. BRIDGE OF SPACE VESSEL
Grumpy slowly approaches the bomb that's counting down from five. As the bomb reaches the number two, Grumpy drops a card into the slaught of the bomb, causing it to stop at number two.
Suddenly, Grumpy looks to see Freddy, Jason, Jason X, Pennywise, Leather Face, Chucky, and the Bride of Chucky entering the bridge.
Leather face sets his chain saw on the floor, and pulls out a device and starts pressing buttons. Leather Face finally presses the last button.
VOICE ON BOMB21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYRR6zG6Jz
Count down until destruction will start back in exactly two seconds.
LEATHER FACE21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfxCfvxjgp
For the Honor. Honor and Glory be to God.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0yd9W76dn
Oh no!
The entire group of former evil characters give off an great laugh.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZen7s8DhN9
Okay Kaun, why haven't we left yet.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWCjuI3SFh
Because we can't leave.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuvJQGbpHd
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0mg93bq8b
Because we're not SUPPOSED to leave....
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry receive confused looks on their faces.
INT. BRIDGE OF SPACE VESSEL
The bomb counts down: 2...1...0...
All seven of the former evil movie characters still stand their.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEg2n3RP9y
OHHHH NOOOOO!
FREDDY KRUGUAR21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxM2Vw2A45k
(imitating the guy in the famous 'oh yeah' song)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQlMkHQy5R
Ooooohhhhh yeeeaaaahhhh!
Leather Face presses a button on the remote. A disco ball hanging from the ceiling of the bridge starts spinning as the song "Oh Yeah," starts playing.
GRUMPY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsd2uc9wMX
OOOHHHH NOOOO
A few more seconds into the song, Freddy, Jason, Jason X, Leather Face, and Pennywise began doing the running man dance to the song.
Chucky, and the bride of Chucky, kiss each other on the lips one last time.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun and the three others are still in the space craft.
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKAQ1hHT5w
What do you mean we're not supposed to leave?
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsGBIR9OYY
....without saying, GOOD BYE!
Kaun presses the button.
The space craft zooms out of the compartment.
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry fall backwards.
FANNY, INFANTRY, AND ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFT2ccX9wV
WAAAAOOOH!
EXT. SPACE - CONTINUOUS
The space vessel gives off a massive explosion...
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry get back up.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRdIALm9PM
(to Atilla, Fanny, and Infantry)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33xpVgAaqw
You know, ever since the 20th century, the century I was born in, it's been against the law to not have your seat belt on.
FANNY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC4qGgKOMH
Uah, Kaun.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBX4Na2jQA
Yeah, Fanny, what is it?
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlqCfO8Xkh
You know what? As a matter of fact, I'll tell you this for Fanny...
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BayfjUsH0
Okay what?
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOOSqUJ83R
Don't EVER scare us like that while we're in a space vessel that's about to explode again!
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvz9iKHgYq
Atilla, Fanny, now you know good and well that this move is a spoof that's supposed to make fun of other movies. Like the final scene of the movie Pitch Black when Reddic did what he did before....
INFANTRY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQnQSyszJd
(interrupting)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybaWFUItV5
Yeah... We saw the movie.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNiKlEyp3R
Okay, okay, don't have a cow.... Or more say, don't have a person like me.
Infantry, Atilla, Fanny, look at Kaun funny.
KAUN21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9530ms4L2g
Well, in the movie Star Trek Into Darkness, I was the worst evil organism....21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjUgxsqJ36
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPk2K2e0LO
Until I accepted Jesus that is.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny nod their heads sarcastically.
EXT. PLANET - DAY
People cheer as the space craft starts to land.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzlIhyohzr
We won! We WON!
Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400 hug each other. They then hug Disco, Mr. Wise, Ray & Charles, Carl From Starship Troopers, The Game Boy, Jonny Cage, and The Movie Buff.
The door to the space craft opens. Kaun, Atilla, Fanny, and Infantry get out of the space craft hugging Sai, Simon Phonix, and Monk while cheering.
Wilbert Wado presses a button on an old CD player. The song "Love Liberty Disco," by THE NEWS BOYS starts to play.
People dance and celebrate.
CAMERA SHOWS Infantry, Simon Phonix, Atilla, Sai, Monk, and Fanny dancing.
Mr. Wise dances with Miss Wise while holding both of each other's hands.
Ray, Charles, and Disco Dance to the music.
DISCO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ034stEv8hY
Disco! My favorite kind of music.
RAY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlr1ZvFDsy
This was the last disco song released back in the 20th century.
CHARLES21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGms8gvY9Zh
Yep. News Boys. Released way back in 1999...21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUSoIgBk43
(beat)21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGpJNZ42Lz
I think.
Jonny Cage, Carl From Starship Troopers, The Movie Buff, and the Game Boy dance to the song, along with Bartabe and his gang of criminals.
INT. HEAVEN
Song continues.
All the characters who prayed with Mr. Wise to accept Jesus dance to the song, along with the many people in Heaven.
The rats dance with the cat, the dog, and the lion.
Sheena dance to the song with the poachers.
Forest Gump, and Forest Gump Jr. dance with Jenny and Bubba from the movie Forest Gump.
Annie and Biff dance to the song.
The giant bug dances with the Starship Trooper.
Spinosaurus dances with T-Rex.
Charles Lee Ray from the movie Child's Play dances while holding the chucky doll.
Jennifer from Bride of Chucky, and the other lady who was transformed into the Female doll in the movie Bride of Chucky dance while tossing the female Child's play Doll back and forth to one another.
The two females hi-five each other.
Jesus gives a thumbs up to Freddy, Micheal Myers, Jason, Jason X, Pennywise, and Leather Face.
JESUS21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySCgJurNC7
Well done my good and faithful servants.
Freddy's burn scars suddenly heal and he looks like a normal man.
Jason, Jason X, Micheal Myers, and Leather Face takes off their masks, revealing their handsome faces.
The Predator and Alien dance to the music.
The huge alien from Independence Day 2 joins the predator and Alien in their dance while giving a hi five to the Alien and the Predator.
The Crack head Grandma, the two elderly women, the girls scout girls, the pizza delivery boy, along with the two rival gangs dance to the song with Officer Smith and The Thug.
Jaba the Hut, the little creature on Jaba's shoulder, Steve Urkel, and the wicket witch, who now looks like a normal woman dance to the song as she holds her broom.
Zorge and the Mangalores dance.
Screech Dances to the song along with the two beautiful girls he died next to.
The blind boys of Alabama and the Dixie Humming Birds dance to the song.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihI1d8YgBS
Annnnnd CUT!
Everyone breaks from what they're doing.
Song stops.
Producer walks onto screen.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQalasWitkD
And that's a rap. Good job everybody!
Everybody claps.
DISSOLVE TO:
The credits are showing as the producer talks to Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400. People and aliens walk about and socialize in the back ground.
A flying car flies by.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcKvFHR2ce
This is gonna be the best spoof movie of this 24th century generation.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnF6lzxdvl
Thanks for the encouragement. We put a lot of time and effort into this. That's why the screenplay to this movie is 130 pages long.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGP1li2AVE
Now let's talk about the way you killed off Micheal Myers, Jason Voorhies, Chucky, the Bride of Chucky, Jason X, Freddy Kreugar, Leather Face, and Pennywise.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJpcwXasrq
What did you wanna say about that.
PRODUCER21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2q4pjlKgZ
They were granted entry into heaven because they accepted Jesus into their lives.21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWeRJjq9qz
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Now THAT'S how you kill off horror movie characters who keep coming back.
WILBERT WADO21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2bEJAbdpg
Yeah. If you can't kill them off, get them to repent. THEN kill them off.
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Here's another thing you should do with this script. You should make a copy of it, and I think it would be great for you to sent it back in time to 2026, and have it posted on Penana under the name Ronnyi Guy. 21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Snt8IKYdP
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And for SURE, when people on Penana read this part of the script, they're sure to find it hilarious.
The rest of the goof troop respond in ad-libs.
The Dixie humming birds and Blind boys of Alabama sing together while standing in a circle.
Other people who were in this movie speak in the back ground.
Sai, Infantry, Fanny, Atilla, Simon Phonix, and Monk stand while speaking to The Game boy in ad-libs.
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOrgPxt4lc
Of course for people who see the film, or even read this script will have to be old enough to remember the Game Boy pocket game system in order to laugh at my name.
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That won't be anyone in this generation.
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Yeah, this is the 24th century. Game Boy is 400 years old almost.
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9a3DdMKEps
No I'm not.
ATILLA21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T9aGIWkPl
Not you, silly. The game system.
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37hLW6Jm1S
That's pretty much me. I mean I AM the biggest video game buff alive.
SAI21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6RXPJSMDl
As a man thinks of himself, so is he.
MONK21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgI1DISbe23
Yeah, that's in the bible.
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But don't get us wrong. Thinking of yourself as a video game buff isn't a bad thing. I mean, as long as video games are not your God.
THE GAME BOY21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuhwL4Zmlu
No, my God is the same person as you guys' God...21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16ADjHKFof
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Jesus Christ.
THE ENTIRE GROUP21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbKP9KIXYq
Amen.
INT. WEAR HOUSE - DAY
CAMERA SLOWLY ZOOMS into the Mortal Kombat 2 Video game. Shang T-sung still holds the guy after sucking his soul out. Suddenly, Shang T-sung drops the Decayed Warlock and gives off a loud laughter.
CAMRA ZOOMS IN CLOSELY to show that Shang T-sung wears a neckless with Jesus on the cross.
FADE OUT:
The end...
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and then Add to home screen.