intro: A meditation on sibling rivalry, institutional authority, and the ways unbridled empathy may compromise the structural integrity of soufflés.
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Soufflés on Unicycles: a Definitive Chronology of Mild Annoyances by jr allisonnnn
Emma Maddie age thing, wait, no, Maddie backwards time school 6th Emma 7th like a soufflé riding a unicycle through a hurricane. Test? Swap! BOOM brains explode like spaghetti in a Cuisinart of existential despair. Mr Upshaw? cactus now talking, smells like burnt toast with the subtle undertone of a lost sock. Parents arrive via spaghetti tornado on a velvet trampoline. Dad rainbow flamethrower yells crime! punishment! owie owie owie while a marching band of pickles applauds in binary. Penguins. Definitely penguins. Also math but like scary math with a hint of kaleidoscope marmalade. End maybe. Or not. Who cares, the oven’s still running. "Where's my effing soufflé?!!" she cried, an ecstasy of BOOM brains explode a little more.9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PGmZaMjVr
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