Bunker.
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Inside the bunkers of the world’s elites? Nope. Way too risky. Those will be the first to get nuked. So don’t even try sneaking into Putin’s bunker dressed up as his stunt double. You guys don’t look alike anyway + don't take people's jobs!
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Hiding in some underground honeycomb bunker network in Switzerland? Also a no-go. Europe’s on the list, and those places’ll be crammed tighter than a sardine rave. And you, my friend, don’t wanna be the stinkiest sardine in that can.
Scratch that super-obvious option off the list and let’s jump straight to the grand finale. I can already see you itching to get back to your PC.
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The Best Fortress Ever.
You’re already in it.
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Reality is what you make of it. And your version of reality? It’s the view from your beloved bedside table and your permanently closed curtains. Out there, missiles might be flying, the apocalypse might be parading its horsemen—but your apartment? It’s not gonna betray you.
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It’s your cozy little kingdom.
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And if those rockets suddenly become real? Don’t rush to fill the bathtub with water. That urban legend about radiation protection? Total BS.
Ideally, try to hide in one of the few places we already talked about. If sh*t actually goes down— well, fingers crossed you survive. But for now? Let me rest, dude. I’m seriously wiped out and just wanna sprawl on the couch.
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You’re not the only one entitled to horizontal existentialism!
So yeah, see you around. Just… try not to mutate, okay? I haven’t had time to learn the language of your future species, and Google Translate (or ChatGPT) might need a hot minute to recognize your dialect.
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Catch you in a safe, peaceful world—without hatred or Armageddon’s. Big hug, bro.
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