The Running Karate Man....
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The month of July of 2019 has arrived.
An evil spirit who would often make some people at the U.F.A.F. (United Fighting Arts Federation) karate tournament slander me, always showed up at the event to ruin my time there by getting people to slander me to my teacher David Dunn.
In the previous summer, the summer of 2018, when the evil spirit tried to get someone to slander me, its plan backfired. For this caused the entire U.F.A.F. organization to know that I, Ronnyi Guy, is no troublemaker. This July, the summer of 2019, the evil spirit of slander will seek revenge.
"Slandering Evil Spirit's log, July of 2019. Since my slandering powers will no longer work on Ronnyi Guy in the U.F.A.F. martial arts conventions, I will hire the mechanical kumite fighters from the movie Heat Seeker, to attack every U.F.A.F karate tournament competitor," the evil slandering spirit said.
The hotel security guards of the South Point Hotel simultaneously put confused looks on their faces, as they spotted a bus approaching that had the words, 'Mechanical Kumite Fighters from the movie Heat Seeker,' printed on it.
As the bus parked, out stepped the Mechanical Fighters from the movie Heat Seeker.
A South Point Hotel security guard stepped in front of them saying, "Hold on. You guys can't just go in there and beat up the U.F.A.F. karate tournament competitors. They were all taught how to fight by Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris is inside the hotel too. You know. …the guy everyone makes jokes about being the best karate fighter who beat the sun in a staring contest. And he built the hospital he was born in."
The Mechanical Kumite Fighters picked up the hotel security guard and said simultaneously, "Shut up and get out of the crazy, crack head, stupid, bad breath, retarded, lean to the side, ugly way!"
They then threw the security guard down and headed for the entrance of the hotel.
Out of anger, the security guard uttered to the Mechanical Kumite Fighters, "You guys are stupider than the stupidest out of the whole wide UNIVERSE. Chuck Norris and his karate Ufaf members are gonna teach all of you guys all a lesson! One you’re not gonna forget!!!"
The security guard was so upset, he messed up in his speech saying, “AND YOU BETTER NOT MEAN IT!”
…the security guard meant to say, “And I mean it.”
A few minutes later, it was a horrifying time for the slandering Spirit, as it saw pieces of the Mechanical Kumite Fighters being tossed out of the front of the hotel limb by limb.
Then with much anger, the Slandering Spirit grew and shouted to the Ufaf members, "You guys get on my nerves! And for that, I'm sending you on a movie warp! You guys are gonna be in the Running Man, to be executed with the characters of the Netflix show Cobra Kai! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!!!!"
WARP!!!!
The Ufaf members suddenly found themselves on the Running Man TV show.
The game show host, who’s name was Damion, announced, "You're watching an episode of The Running Man. An episode where the Ufaf members taught by Chuck Norris will be punished alongside the characters of the Netflix series Cobra Kai! Of course you know that the Cobra Kai characters are here to be executed for constantly fighting with each other. And I have with me to help host the show, two Mortal Kombat characters, Shang T-sung and Shou Kaun! Let the game show begin!!!"
"I think the first executioner will be Sub-Zero... Sub-Zero from the Running man, not Mortal Kombat," someone from the audience said.
The Ufaf members and Cobra Kai characters defeated Sub-Zero. Now he was PLAIN Zero!
"Finish him!" Shang T-sung and Shou Kaun uttered.
Ben Richards, the main protagonist from the movie The Running Man, wraps a barbed wire around Sub-Zero's neck like in the movie The Running Man and says, "He was a pain in the neck, now he's PLAIN zero."
"Sub-Zero loses.... Fatality," Shang T-sung and Shou Kaun said.
Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat shows up and shouts at Sub-Zero from the running man saying, “You are pathetic. I can’t believe we both have the same name, and you can’t do a simple execution. YOU ARE AN IDIOT! YOU ARE AN IDIOT! YOU ARE AN IDIOT!”
Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat ANGRILY walks off.
"I think the next executioner will be Buzz Saw," someone from the audience said.
The Ufaf Karate Tournament competitors and the Cobra Kai characters defeated Buzz Saw.
And everyone SAW it. Lol.
"Finish him!" Shang T-sung and Shou Kaun uttered.
Ben Richards saws Buzz Saw in half with his own saw like in the Running Man movie and says, "He had to split."
"Buzz Saw loses.....Fatality," Shang T-sung and Shou Kaun said.
"I think the next executioner will be Dynamo!" someone from the audience said.
The Cobra Kai characters, and the Ufaf karate tournament competitors defeated Dynamo.
Then they insulted him by calling him a Christmas tree. Lol. Lol. Lol.
"Finish him!" Shang T-sung and Shou Kaun uttered.
Ben Richards approached Dynamo and uttered just like in the Running Man movie, "I will not kill a helpless scum like you!"
"Yay, I'm going to live!" Dynamo said. But then it suddenly started raining.
Dynamo knew that if he were to get wet, he would be electrocuted.
So, Dynamo uttered, "I'm going to sing a rap song by Missy Eliot that was popular back in 1997, but in Oprah style."
Then Dynamo sang in Oprah style, "I can't stand the RAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!"
Dynamo got electrocuted.
"I guess Mother NATURE wins.... Fatality," Shang T-sung and Shou Kaun said.
"I think the next executor will be Fire Ball," someone from the audience said.
The Ufaf Tournament competitors and the Cobra Kai characters defeated Fire Ball.
"Finish him," Shang T-sung and Shou Kaun said.
Ben Richard lights Fire Ball on fire just like in the Running Man movie, then says, "What a hot head."
"Fire Ball loses.... Fatality." Shang T-sung and Shou Kaun said.
"I think the next executioner will be the Ufaf competitors and Cobra Kai characters," and elderly woman in the audience said.
"Oh, I'm sorry, you have to bet on a stalker," Damion said.
Before the elderly woman could respond, Chuck Norris frightened Damion as Chuck Norris said, "Hey, she can bet on anyone she wants!"
Damion became VERY scared as he said, "Okay."
Captain Freedom, who the Ufaf and Cobra Kai characters were gonna fight, said, "Auh Auh, I ain't going against Ufaf, they were taught by Chuck Norris. And I ain't going up against Cobra Kai, because they believe mercy is for the weak, and I ain't weak.... Last week..."
“And Chuck Norris Approves!” confirmed Chuck Norris.
The Ufaf and Cobra Kai characters beat up Damion once they found out that he and the Slandering spirit were working together, by hypnotizing the Cobra Kai characters to fight each other for 6 seasons, and for working together to slander Ronnyi Guy.
Next, Daniel Larusso and Jonny Lawrance put Damion on a bike and said, “Let’s give the audience what they REALLY want!”
Daniel Larusso and Jonny Lawrance pushed Damion down a hill on the bike.
Damion fell down by the trash can, then got up and said VERY ANGRILY just like Daniel Larusso in the first Karate Kid movie, "I hate this bike! I hate this bike! I hate this bike! I hate this god dang bike!"
Damion picked up the bike, and slammed it into the trash can so hard.
Then the Band AC/DC lifted up out of the trash can where Damion had slammed the bike.
…Turns out he slammed the bike onto the heads of the band.
The Band AC/DC said to Damion, “Now Damion, you should NOT have slammed that bike into the trash ben onto our heads!”
“Why Not?” asked Damion.
At the same time, the members of AC/DC sang, “Because I’m TNT!”
Then suddenly, BOOM!!!!
AC/DC exploded, taking Damion with them.
"That hit the spot!" Ben Richards said, just like at the end of the Running Man movie.
The audience applauded and cheered.
As the Ufaf and the Cobra Kai were warped out of the movie and back to the real world, Shou Kaun and Shang T-sung picked up the Slandering Spirit and said, "So you like getting Ufaf people to slander Ronnyi Guy huh! AND you love hypnotizing karate kids to fight each other and ruin each other’s lives like in the Netflix Series Cobra Kai!"
"Shou Kaun and I are taking you to Outworld. And you know what I’m going to do to you!?! I'm going to break your neck!" Shang T-sung said to the Slandering spirit.
"And I'M going to break your neck!" Shou Kaun said to the Slandering Spirit...
A portal opened, allowing Shou Kaun and Shang T-sung to take the Slandering Spirit to Outworld, where both Shou Kaun and Shang T-sung broke its neck.
Shang T-sung and Shou Kaun wins…. Fatality.
When Shang T-Sung and Shou Kaun returned with Sub-Zero, being that everyone now knew that an evil spirit was behind all this, and we wrestle NOT against flesh and blood, the stalkers were all brought back to life, and everybody prayed this prayer to accept Jesus into their lives so that going to hell for them would be impossible when they die. This was the prayer they prayed, “Dear Lord Jesus, I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification, I want your blood to wash away my sins, I now receive you as my Lord and savior.”
Now when they die, they will go to Heaven…. And the stalkers will go to Heaven whenever they die again.
And dear readers. Stay tuned for the movie Side Kicks 2, staring Jonny Cage and …you guest it… Chuck Norris. SIKE!!! Ha Ha ha ha haaaaaa!
FATALITY!
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