Chapter 8: The Drunken Lich King8Please respect copyright.PENANAnoa3VAN8C3
“Itadakimasu!”8Please respect copyright.PENANATVhGEjlc1P
The sound of chopsticks clinking and the faint aroma of hot soup filled the air as the three of them gathered around the table. Steam rose from the dishes, curling lazily toward the ceiling lamp, casting a soft golden glow over the room.8Please respect copyright.PENANAPBp05qM8Y6
Kobayashi picked up a piece of tender, sauce-glazed beef with her chopsticks and placed it gently into Kouya’s bowl. “Try this one and tell me how it tastes.”8Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2Dw6xEDKG
Kouya took a bite, chewed thoughtfully, then gave a small approving nod. “Not bad at all. Almost restaurant-level.”8Please respect copyright.PENANA9IF0AW6q8N
Tohru’s cooking was impressive—precise, balanced, and full of flavor. For a dragon, mastering a human art like cooking was no small feat, but her keen instincts and fine-tuned control over strength made it easy. In cooking, much like in battle, precision was everything. Know when to stir, when to salt, when to turn the flame up high, when to let it simmer slow—and you’d win every time.8Please respect copyright.PENANAG3lQY6ZzX9
Some chefs talked endlessly about philosophy and emotion in cuisine. Kouya had no patience for that nonsense.8Please respect copyright.PENANAPOobJTfXUU
In his mind, food only needed one qualification: if it tasted good, that was enough.8Please respect copyright.PENANAONbwLmAB87
“Staaare—”8Please respect copyright.PENANAsj0ZiLGPdt
He felt a heavy gaze burning into the side of his face.8Please respect copyright.PENANAuLvqiGEfsu
Tohru puffed her cheeks dramatically and raised her hand. “I want some too!”8Please respect copyright.PENANAfTvYVfzlG0
“Then use your chopsticks,” Kobayashi replied without even looking up, her tone flat and expressionless.8Please respect copyright.PENANAvjkD4qa5JP
“Aw, so mean! You gave Kouya food but not me. His bowl must taste better! Kobayashi-sama is biased!”8Please respect copyright.PENANAcaf41NhEmr
Kouya sighed internally. ‘Unbelievable. You’re a mighty dragon, a being that once could’ve reduced mountains to ash—and now you’re sulking because you didn’t get fed by hand?’8Please respect copyright.PENANAOauitLGMPC
Kobayashi sighed as well, visibly giving in. “Fine, fine. Here.” She picked up another piece of beef and placed it in Tohru’s bowl.8Please respect copyright.PENANALYzOjAdVMa
“Thank you, Kobayashi-sama!” Tohru chirped, her eyes sparkling like gemstones. “Tohru loves you the most!”8Please respect copyright.PENANAUvTUoXc1Ff
“Eat,” Kobayashi said curtly.8Please respect copyright.PENANAygEnkFTDcY
The table fell into a calm rhythm again—the clinking of bowls, the sizzling of hot food, the faint hum of an old refrigerator in the background. Kouya quietly observed the two of them. Despite her ridiculous behavior, Tohru had adapted surprisingly well to human life, her loyalty to Kobayashi absolute and unshakable. She wasn’t serving her out of obligation—it was something else, something far more genuine.8Please respect copyright.PENANADGGV6jIDoe
And Kobayashi clearly knew exactly what her maid really was. Their strange, easygoing relationship hinted at something more—a bond, perhaps forged under circumstances he could only guess at.8Please respect copyright.PENANA8j2JDzW0yP
He didn’t ask. It wasn’t his business. For now, he was content to just observe.8Please respect copyright.PENANAWMcGvaqthM
After a while, Kouya picked up one of the beer cans resting beside him.8Please respect copyright.PENANAEFi1nZuU3k
“Kouya,” Kobayashi said, pausing mid-bite, “you’re not of drinking age yet…”8Please respect copyright.PENANAiVO2X6SnI5
He gave a small smile, cracking open the can with a hiss. “I’m only trying it. How about you join me, Cousin?”8Please respect copyright.PENANA5Gieo5Bnow
For a brief moment, her expression flickered between moral restraint and temptation. The struggle lasted all of three seconds.8Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0B8CHC3UR
“…Fine. But only one can. That’s the limit.”8Please respect copyright.PENANAhKfiPxmdve
…8Please respect copyright.PENANADjLJ08ODjs
Fifteen minutes later.8Please respect copyright.PENANAj2yiKzIXPu
“Ehehehe~ Kouya, you only drank one? That’s boring!” Kobayashi’s cheeks were flushed bright red, and her glasses sat crooked on her face. Her usually tired, expressionless eyes had transformed into glazed, mischievous ones that sparkled with chaotic energy. “You’ve gotta drink more! That’s what being an adult’s all about!”8Please respect copyright.PENANAyxEUZERVim
Kouya stared at her, completely unimpressed. He was seriously regretting the beer purchase.8Please respect copyright.PENANAUKQIww9Q7f
The taste wasn’t great—weak compared to the divine brews of the Demon Realm—but that wasn’t the problem. The real issue was watching the transformation that alcohol caused in his once-serious cousin.8Please respect copyright.PENANAvNUilf2Ec8
The calm, responsible Kobayashi was gone.8Please respect copyright.PENANAufm8f247yy
In her place stood… the Drunken Lich King.8Please respect copyright.PENANAXpGQygiOUQ
She downed her can in one massive gulp, slammed it down like a war hammer, and let out a deep, satisfied sigh. “You know, Kouya… maids are the most adorable creatures in existence.”8Please respect copyright.PENANAqpEjWd80oS
“…What?”8Please respect copyright.PENANALWnj7F8c4u
She leaned across the table, voice lowering into a conspiratorial tone. “Hey, I heard your school used to be an all-girls’ school, right? Bet there are lots of cute girls. Don’t be shy, if you like one, go for it! Just don’t waste your youth… doing it alone.”8Please respect copyright.PENANAQiYvrLu3TJ
Kouya froze mid-sip and almost choked. “Cough—Cough! What the hell are you talking about?!”8Please respect copyright.PENANAztQdPPXWf0
Kobayashi snickered, waving her hand lazily. “Oh, come on, don’t act innocent. Every guy does it. Your cousin knows these things~”8Please respect copyright.PENANAjjk0a0nPWi
‘Knows your ass!’ Kouya thought. ‘How can you say that with such a straight face?! Have you no shame left?!’8Please respect copyright.PENANAshax3bUJHw
She leaned closer, lowering her voice to a teasing whisper. “Boys your age are basically in heat all year, right? You see a pretty leg, and bam, your instincts kick in, huh?”8Please respect copyright.PENANAZBAlKHhvUb
Kouya glared. ‘Stop lumping me in with perverts, woman!’8Please respect copyright.PENANARo6pp6Nmbw
“Aw, don’t be shy.” She grinned lazily, resting her chin on her palm. “You short on cash? Want me to give you some? There are… places you could go, you know.”8Please respect copyright.PENANAC4l8hfFFYC
He stared at her blankly, jaw tightening. ‘Did she seriously just suggest her underage cousin visit a brothel?! What the hell is wrong with this woman?!’8Please respect copyright.PENANA9Z08SXHQLQ
The respectable Kobayashi from earlier had vanished, replaced by a depraved monarch of drunken nonsense. If this went on any longer, she might actually say something like, “If you’re that desperate, I’ll help you myself.”8Please respect copyright.PENANA1ryDzmTwQV
Nope. He wasn’t sticking around for that.8Please respect copyright.PENANA0mcWvdjoMa
Kouya stood, plastering on his most polite smile. “Thank you for the meal, Cousin. I think I’ll be going now.”8Please respect copyright.PENANAmLotMw5Bid
“Ehh, don’t gooo~ Stay and drink! You can crash here tonight!” she whined, grabbing weakly at his sleeve. “Your cousin’s lonely, you know~”8Please respect copyright.PENANAZNEyUTKO84
Her apartment was tiny—barely larger than his own. One bedroom, one futon. Staying the night was out of the question.8Please respect copyright.PENANA8xnv0yTcV9
He checked the time. 8:15 PM. He’d been here for over an hour.8Please respect copyright.PENANA1w8ycKUXN1
He exhaled softly. “Really, thank you for dinner. I’ll head back.”8Please respect copyright.PENANA3Q3Y64oN29
“Just one more drink!” she slurred, wobbling dangerously close to him. “Hey, Kouya~ don’t you think maid outfits are cute? Want to wear one? I’ve got spares~ hehehe…”8Please respect copyright.PENANAhG5l3bp3rA
‘Oh great. Now she’s a crossdressing recruiter,’ he thought, horrified.8Please respect copyright.PENANAokxY8vekjB
He smiled tightly, more grimace than anything. “No thanks.”8Please respect copyright.PENANAz42x61Tt6q
Tohru appeared beside him just in time, bowing with a mix of apology and awkward cheer. “Sorry, Kouya-kun! Kobayashi-sama always gets like this when she drinks too much. Please don’t mind her!”8Please respect copyright.PENANAVRPhzpX7sw
“I figured,” he replied, rubbing his forehead. “Take care of her. Maybe get her into a bath—she’ll sleep better without the alcohol smell.”8Please respect copyright.PENANAhv1Wbgtrz6
At that, Tohru’s eyes gleamed. Her tail began to sway in anticipation. “Yes, Kouya-sama! Leave it to me!”8Please respect copyright.PENANAm1mFw4UXf4
Kouya barely had time to step outside before Tohru’s excited voice echoed from the apartment.8Please respect copyright.PENANAdF5dlF9EyY
“Hehehe~ Finally, I get to bathe with Kobayashi-sama!”8Please respect copyright.PENANAuhXsz1b1FA
“And then we can sleep together too!”8Please respect copyright.PENANACruR8gFhyc
“Ahhh~ today’s the best day ever!”8Please respect copyright.PENANAiT90dGLCLV
Kouya stopped mid-step, stared at the ground, and sighed.8Please respect copyright.PENANAJxiMuedwmW
‘…Did I seriously just hear that?’8Please respect copyright.PENANADehlmsFqFv
He looked up at the night sky, its vast expanse scattered with faint stars, and shook his head. “This world really is insane.”8Please respect copyright.PENANA9RInUi73oV
…8Please respect copyright.PENANAaBPsqaRUfQ
The streets were quiet now. The soft hum of the city mixed with the distant chirping of crickets. Faint light spilled from apartment windows, glimmering on the pavement like scattered gems.8Please respect copyright.PENANAUfDbYxX6s9
Compared to the daytime chaos, the city at night felt almost alive in a different way—gentler, calmer, breathing in slow rhythm. Kouya liked it. It reminded him of the quiet after a storm.8Please respect copyright.PENANAFpJVnaoYFo
He walked leisurely through the park, hands in his pockets, watching a drunk man snore loudly on a bench, couples whispering under dim lamps, and tired workers trudging home with heavy steps. The simplicity of it all brought an odd peace to his mind.8Please respect copyright.PENANAV7jJNfZ0vj
But then—something shifted.8Please respect copyright.PENANAnnO9ZJqf0Z
A subtle ripple in the air brushed against his senses. The hairs on the back of his neck prickled.8Please respect copyright.PENANAlsHWzMMuQO
Someone was watching him.
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Chapter 8: The Drunken Lich King
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