Chapter 8: The Drunken Lich King36Please respect copyright.PENANAHV2gZ8u6MK
“Itadakimasu!”36Please respect copyright.PENANAb1NQQqlk7y
The sound of chopsticks clinking and the faint aroma of hot soup filled the air as the three of them gathered around the table. Steam rose from the dishes, curling lazily toward the ceiling lamp, casting a soft golden glow over the room.36Please respect copyright.PENANAlTIL40iIZN
Kobayashi picked up a piece of tender, sauce-glazed beef with her chopsticks and placed it gently into Kouya’s bowl. “Try this one and tell me how it tastes.”36Please respect copyright.PENANAMh6NuZ79yK
Kouya took a bite, chewed thoughtfully, then gave a small approving nod. “Not bad at all. Almost restaurant-level.”36Please respect copyright.PENANAEeXYrUsSo0
Tohru’s cooking was impressive—precise, balanced, and full of flavor. For a dragon, mastering a human art like cooking was no small feat, but her keen instincts and fine-tuned control over strength made it easy. In cooking, much like in battle, precision was everything. Know when to stir, when to salt, when to turn the flame up high, when to let it simmer slow—and you’d win every time.36Please respect copyright.PENANAU5n0PFnNEO
Some chefs talked endlessly about philosophy and emotion in cuisine. Kouya had no patience for that nonsense.36Please respect copyright.PENANATP3dPPPuk1
In his mind, food only needed one qualification: if it tasted good, that was enough.36Please respect copyright.PENANAbCL9vsXNHe
“Staaare—”36Please respect copyright.PENANAiKQwNiFdlr
He felt a heavy gaze burning into the side of his face.36Please respect copyright.PENANAlfacVL2WR5
Tohru puffed her cheeks dramatically and raised her hand. “I want some too!”36Please respect copyright.PENANAiw12n49eB3
“Then use your chopsticks,” Kobayashi replied without even looking up, her tone flat and expressionless.36Please respect copyright.PENANALEOqfZ319s
“Aw, so mean! You gave Kouya food but not me. His bowl must taste better! Kobayashi-sama is biased!”36Please respect copyright.PENANA0RXuZs5Tyu
Kouya sighed internally. ‘Unbelievable. You’re a mighty dragon, a being that once could’ve reduced mountains to ash—and now you’re sulking because you didn’t get fed by hand?’36Please respect copyright.PENANAKSBjaycdRS
Kobayashi sighed as well, visibly giving in. “Fine, fine. Here.” She picked up another piece of beef and placed it in Tohru’s bowl.36Please respect copyright.PENANA0icDNQ3fR3
“Thank you, Kobayashi-sama!” Tohru chirped, her eyes sparkling like gemstones. “Tohru loves you the most!”36Please respect copyright.PENANA3iRZnjP7qC
“Eat,” Kobayashi said curtly.36Please respect copyright.PENANAnxXsnp17B5
The table fell into a calm rhythm again—the clinking of bowls, the sizzling of hot food, the faint hum of an old refrigerator in the background. Kouya quietly observed the two of them. Despite her ridiculous behavior, Tohru had adapted surprisingly well to human life, her loyalty to Kobayashi absolute and unshakable. She wasn’t serving her out of obligation—it was something else, something far more genuine.36Please respect copyright.PENANAcTijrPAoiZ
And Kobayashi clearly knew exactly what her maid really was. Their strange, easygoing relationship hinted at something more—a bond, perhaps forged under circumstances he could only guess at.36Please respect copyright.PENANAUnBYovVitj
He didn’t ask. It wasn’t his business. For now, he was content to just observe.36Please respect copyright.PENANA35R1NE0262
After a while, Kouya picked up one of the beer cans resting beside him.36Please respect copyright.PENANAKGZmfYkPSq
“Kouya,” Kobayashi said, pausing mid-bite, “you’re not of drinking age yet…”36Please respect copyright.PENANAsDmoLsYwo5
He gave a small smile, cracking open the can with a hiss. “I’m only trying it. How about you join me, Cousin?”36Please respect copyright.PENANA1gygW3fAr1
For a brief moment, her expression flickered between moral restraint and temptation. The struggle lasted all of three seconds.36Please respect copyright.PENANAIDgZAFR5BN
“…Fine. But only one can. That’s the limit.”36Please respect copyright.PENANAXadNM65cvY
…36Please respect copyright.PENANAVeasKIybKW
Fifteen minutes later.36Please respect copyright.PENANAHLRdKSi4eA
“Ehehehe~ Kouya, you only drank one? That’s boring!” Kobayashi’s cheeks were flushed bright red, and her glasses sat crooked on her face. Her usually tired, expressionless eyes had transformed into glazed, mischievous ones that sparkled with chaotic energy. “You’ve gotta drink more! That’s what being an adult’s all about!”36Please respect copyright.PENANA3jZRIKf0pP
Kouya stared at her, completely unimpressed. He was seriously regretting the beer purchase.36Please respect copyright.PENANA4yC1BQuXB3
The taste wasn’t great—weak compared to the divine brews of the Demon Realm—but that wasn’t the problem. The real issue was watching the transformation that alcohol caused in his once-serious cousin.36Please respect copyright.PENANATZw3qGPWVa
The calm, responsible Kobayashi was gone.36Please respect copyright.PENANA4OQJnj0dKG
In her place stood… the Drunken Lich King.36Please respect copyright.PENANAQc9Ly7gG7j
She downed her can in one massive gulp, slammed it down like a war hammer, and let out a deep, satisfied sigh. “You know, Kouya… maids are the most adorable creatures in existence.”36Please respect copyright.PENANAskBsIQPqpH
“…What?”36Please respect copyright.PENANAegCeSKXsFg
She leaned across the table, voice lowering into a conspiratorial tone. “Hey, I heard your school used to be an all-girls’ school, right? Bet there are lots of cute girls. Don’t be shy, if you like one, go for it! Just don’t waste your youth… doing it alone.”36Please respect copyright.PENANARJBtInuhzk
Kouya froze mid-sip and almost choked. “Cough—Cough! What the hell are you talking about?!”36Please respect copyright.PENANAiKKcQGDpRV
Kobayashi snickered, waving her hand lazily. “Oh, come on, don’t act innocent. Every guy does it. Your cousin knows these things~”36Please respect copyright.PENANAmDhnB2kJth
‘Knows your ass!’ Kouya thought. ‘How can you say that with such a straight face?! Have you no shame left?!’36Please respect copyright.PENANAgPvfho6P4W
She leaned closer, lowering her voice to a teasing whisper. “Boys your age are basically in heat all year, right? You see a pretty leg, and bam, your instincts kick in, huh?”36Please respect copyright.PENANAPrjkrJItvD
Kouya glared. ‘Stop lumping me in with perverts, woman!’36Please respect copyright.PENANAUCVG24VaK4
“Aw, don’t be shy.” She grinned lazily, resting her chin on her palm. “You short on cash? Want me to give you some? There are… places you could go, you know.”36Please respect copyright.PENANAY3LMwLGfTc
He stared at her blankly, jaw tightening. ‘Did she seriously just suggest her underage cousin visit a brothel?! What the hell is wrong with this woman?!’36Please respect copyright.PENANAQncbXRMQC3
The respectable Kobayashi from earlier had vanished, replaced by a depraved monarch of drunken nonsense. If this went on any longer, she might actually say something like, “If you’re that desperate, I’ll help you myself.”36Please respect copyright.PENANAmwEzO69lt0
Nope. He wasn’t sticking around for that.36Please respect copyright.PENANAszXT6PGX3e
Kouya stood, plastering on his most polite smile. “Thank you for the meal, Cousin. I think I’ll be going now.”36Please respect copyright.PENANASueFph6RyV
“Ehh, don’t gooo~ Stay and drink! You can crash here tonight!” she whined, grabbing weakly at his sleeve. “Your cousin’s lonely, you know~”36Please respect copyright.PENANAEd0HE6v3yd
Her apartment was tiny—barely larger than his own. One bedroom, one futon. Staying the night was out of the question.36Please respect copyright.PENANABO91PkaFo7
He checked the time. 8:15 PM. He’d been here for over an hour.36Please respect copyright.PENANA8lZ0ks2WVH
He exhaled softly. “Really, thank you for dinner. I’ll head back.”36Please respect copyright.PENANA2soGmmcXXk
“Just one more drink!” she slurred, wobbling dangerously close to him. “Hey, Kouya~ don’t you think maid outfits are cute? Want to wear one? I’ve got spares~ hehehe…”36Please respect copyright.PENANA8Lf1TOzUwX
‘Oh great. Now she’s a crossdressing recruiter,’ he thought, horrified.36Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8NMwNYPbY
He smiled tightly, more grimace than anything. “No thanks.”36Please respect copyright.PENANAnO12klEkfI
Tohru appeared beside him just in time, bowing with a mix of apology and awkward cheer. “Sorry, Kouya-kun! Kobayashi-sama always gets like this when she drinks too much. Please don’t mind her!”36Please respect copyright.PENANAwpkGYcbcrB
“I figured,” he replied, rubbing his forehead. “Take care of her. Maybe get her into a bath—she’ll sleep better without the alcohol smell.”36Please respect copyright.PENANA1trClaFxXf
At that, Tohru’s eyes gleamed. Her tail began to sway in anticipation. “Yes, Kouya-sama! Leave it to me!”36Please respect copyright.PENANA02ULvbYKws
Kouya barely had time to step outside before Tohru’s excited voice echoed from the apartment.36Please respect copyright.PENANAqD1DexkJWe
“Hehehe~ Finally, I get to bathe with Kobayashi-sama!”36Please respect copyright.PENANAiHotwskAhP
“And then we can sleep together too!”36Please respect copyright.PENANAWqrEUFwaWx
“Ahhh~ today’s the best day ever!”36Please respect copyright.PENANA5A0Kfc2BH6
Kouya stopped mid-step, stared at the ground, and sighed.36Please respect copyright.PENANA0I77JHlDSa
‘…Did I seriously just hear that?’36Please respect copyright.PENANAfAO4CLUAmp
He looked up at the night sky, its vast expanse scattered with faint stars, and shook his head. “This world really is insane.”36Please respect copyright.PENANAaV0TONmDXT
…36Please respect copyright.PENANAqFhXRF03Kt
The streets were quiet now. The soft hum of the city mixed with the distant chirping of crickets. Faint light spilled from apartment windows, glimmering on the pavement like scattered gems.36Please respect copyright.PENANAfy7wTG32lx
Compared to the daytime chaos, the city at night felt almost alive in a different way—gentler, calmer, breathing in slow rhythm. Kouya liked it. It reminded him of the quiet after a storm.36Please respect copyright.PENANA43xOgn38n5
He walked leisurely through the park, hands in his pockets, watching a drunk man snore loudly on a bench, couples whispering under dim lamps, and tired workers trudging home with heavy steps. The simplicity of it all brought an odd peace to his mind.36Please respect copyright.PENANAeiBeqCseV8
But then—something shifted.36Please respect copyright.PENANARMjnbz4NON
A subtle ripple in the air brushed against his senses. The hairs on the back of his neck prickled.36Please respect copyright.PENANAGT9rLy3SEx
Someone was watching him.
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