副題:幸福的進階關卡。
發現懷孕後的第一個月・驚慌啟動期50Please respect copyright.PENANAwrRfHf8H3a
自從醫院那天起,賀淩峰正式進入「準爸爸模式」。50Please respect copyright.PENANApT2Gw8ZHR5
精準定義:高度警戒、反應過度、甜度超標。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJqkcG0gfl0
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第一週,他在廚房打翻三杯牛奶。50Please respect copyright.PENANAD4Z0JDHRDe
理由是:「牛奶太冷,妳喝了會肚子痛。」50Please respect copyright.PENANASre37GQG1g
林婧安無奈:「我只是說想加點冰。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAssEdNgBhPZ
他立刻皺眉:「冰不行!妳現在是行走的宇宙核心。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAu0ElaQzpin
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助理忍不住吐槽:「哥,妳太太懷的是寶寶,不是行星。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA9N2j9CLP4i
他神情篤定:「對我來說,一樣重要。」
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從那天起,他徹底失去放鬆的能力。50Please respect copyright.PENANAA5caIIBKgx
她一打噴嚏,他的臉色比醫生還專業。50Please respect copyright.PENANAcbkrfTMstQ
她笑他:「你緊張得像要自己懷孕。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAJxAUzpInG6
他小聲回:「那也不錯,至少能幫妳分擔一點。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAb3aIK7lT2j
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有時她看他緊張得不行,只好安撫:「我只是伸個懶腰,不是暈倒。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAMiQM94UQTL
他卻立刻查起「孕婦伸展安全角度」;連她喝水,他都要先測溫度。
第二個月・孕吐正式登場期50Please respect copyright.PENANAxADBEe0cSa
孕吐吐的日子正式報到。50Please respect copyright.PENANAhJbQXxhsH6
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林婧安的口味每天都在變——昨天愛吃酸梅,今天卻說聞到就想吐。50Please respect copyright.PENANAFh5S6vD5dL
他每天早上都端着筆記本,問:「妳今天想吃什麼?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAayuvCmiQM3
她懶懶地回:「想睡覺。」50Please respect copyright.PENANACRoqVesLod
他立刻記下:「早餐——改為睡覺。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAyFnoxsFX6z
助理一旁笑到直不起腰:「哥,這營養師怕是要辭職。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAHxPzNfEdhh
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後來她只願意吃幾樣東西:白粥、蘋果、小饅頭。50Please respect copyright.PENANAezQJO8H14F
他就每天變着花樣煮粥,還堅持用溫度計測:「太燙會傷胃,太冷會吐氣。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA5WdwSEykGq
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秦洛在片場看他一邊回訊一邊查孕婦食譜,忍不住感嘆:「影帝變月嫂,只差沒穿圍裙。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAjdiGvOJVFQ
他頭也不抬地回:「有需要我可以訂製。」
第三個月・囤貨狂潮期
他開始了「囤貨模式」,嬰兒床、推車、奶瓶、尿布機……
客廳被堆成一座小山。50Please respect copyright.PENANAznrW6ea8O0
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林婧安走出臥室,差點被防撞墊絆倒。50Please respect copyright.PENANABScfSdDi5l
他立刻衝上前:「沒事吧?我早就墊好防滑墊!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAIELiSwLIk6
助理在旁舉着手機錄影,小聲吐槽:「哥,你這是要開托兒所?這陣仗比嬰兒展還齊全。」50Please respect copyright.PENANARImZsaYf1j
這時,秦洛一踏進門,看見玄關那台暖奶機,整個人愣了兩秒,隨即扶額嘆氣:「賀淩峰,你老婆肚子都還沒明顯,你就先把育嬰室搬回家了?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAjGFXUW610g
他淡淡回:「預防萬一。幸福也要有備而來。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAHaR5Doo5xp
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第二天,一則新聞火速登上熱搜:50Please respect copyright.PENANA2OLguG51UO
【賀淩峰準爸爸模式全面開啟!嬰兒用品品牌爭相邀約】50Please respect copyright.PENANA80hBkfa5Vg
留言區笑翻:50Please respect copyright.PENANAhje3NmanAv
【現實比偶像劇更甜】50Please respect copyright.PENANAtePqP3UQst
【這位爸爸太前置了吧】50Please respect copyright.PENANArKNCFPsuxw
【拜託給孩子出個聯名品牌】50Please respect copyright.PENANAge25m16OCU
記者追問他感想,他只淡淡一笑:「我不搶頭條,只搶尿布折扣。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA7Vtn4oCW5c
全場笑翻。
第四個月・幸福監控期
賀淩峰開始升級行動——推出一份完整的「孕期監控表」。50Please respect copyright.PENANAVufJIH0voo
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Excel滿滿一頁:50Please respect copyright.PENANAmjAWpmLeA9
「8:00 起床喝溫水200ml」50Please respect copyright.PENANAZsz9pRlsBD
「9:30 小點心(餅乾兩片或水果半份)」50Please respect copyright.PENANAbjJDEnTeUk
「10:00 散步10分鐘」50Please respect copyright.PENANA7TZW64vCkr
「12:00 午餐蔬菜比例65%,少油少鹽」50Please respect copyright.PENANAPRt8DWonSu
「14:00 小睡20分鐘」50Please respect copyright.PENANAv2yZa1X5jI
「15:30 吃點酸的緩解孕吐」50Please respect copyright.PENANAtZX3QPraaR
「21:00 熱牛奶一杯(溫度≦45°C)」50Please respect copyright.PENANA3RFvRT1Mu0
最下方還註明:「未按表執行者,請簽名說明。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAhKMZeyFe8M
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林婧安看着那張表,笑到靠牆:「你這是劇組通告表嗎?」50Please respect copyright.PENANACKtzeh03Wm
他一本正經:「不,這是幸福排程表。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAnlNrzJGvPg
她挑眉:「那為什麼早餐後面寫『禁止逃餐』?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAkbbpKCpZHi
他理直氣壯:「孕吐也不能沒營養。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAELiB1E3HxU
助理在群組裏打字:【嫂子辛苦了。】50Please respect copyright.PENANABkAWOhVUVN
她回:【你們誰辛苦我還沒搞清楚。】
第五到第七個月・從緊張到溫柔期(孕程穩定期)
她的肚子漸漸明顯,他也漸漸穩定下來。50Please respect copyright.PENANAcm8ztrdWxK
雖然仍偶爾緊張,但語氣裡多了柔軟。50Please respect copyright.PENANAcOLGOWjRMs
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他學會了幫她按摩小腿抽筋、記得放慢步伐陪她散步。50Please respect copyright.PENANACjhzqKnphj
有時他會貼着她的肚子,笑說:「小光今天好像在踢我。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA1jkaKNc8I3
她溫柔回:「那是因為他知道你在聽。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAbYk8rCE4JO
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秦洛和助理在旁邊起哄:「賀爸,你胎教要不要收費?可以出課程!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAfPLab9RyiM
他笑着回:「第一堂課名字叫——《愛要有節奏》。」
第八個月・倒數準備期50Please respect copyright.PENANAcrUgZm8Cbb
他開始練包尿布、研究拍嗝技巧。50Please respect copyright.PENANAlDGmerlfFz
醫院模擬課上,護士誇他:「模擬爸爸表現滿分!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAHEMeq9tYL3
他挺胸笑得像拿了影帝。50Please respect copyright.PENANApAR6Ym4xge
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回家後,他又翻開筆記補註:「拍嗝需輕柔,手勢角度45度。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAGA97GbuawZ
林婧安看了哭笑不得:「你比醫生還敬業。」50Please respect copyright.PENANATEIxleMjza
他溫柔地回:「那當然,我的劇本叫〈幸福進行中〉。」
第九個月・倒數計時期
離預產期不到一週,他每天都守在她身邊,手機鈴聲設成「急救模式」。50Please respect copyright.PENANAsLWLbkw9Tj
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她打趣:「你這樣我壓力很大欸。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAvDa5C5Ee6j
他溫柔一笑:「那我改靜音,但我心還是響着妳的頻率。」50Please respect copyright.PENANApIo9KRn5WV
她笑着拍他:「這台詞你是不是準備上台頒獎用的?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAwhc65l7hrM
他一本正經:「頒給我的最佳角色——準爸爸。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA8UGlGjPx6S
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夜裡,兩人並肩坐在窗邊。50Please respect copyright.PENANA1BVT2YaDmT
城市的燈光倒映在玻璃上,她輕輕覆手在自己肚子上。50Please respect copyright.PENANAVlf8Pvh02Q
「賀爸爸,你覺得小光會像誰?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAbgMovjr3J2
「像誰都好,只要他知道自己被等了很久。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAr7e4oZIn8x
他低頭,在她肚子上落下一吻。「快點長大,來和我們見面。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAQkT82UTLaJ
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那一刻,他不再是影帝、也不是準爸爸——只是個在幸福裏學會溫柔的男人。
——〈番外篇八・完〉
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