Manny Spreadems

age: 14

height: 8 feet

weight: 200 sprites

Manny Spreadems is feminism's number one villain. He appears randomly on public transport at night. He finds a space where a woman is sitting and sits within the vicinity of her. He will then sit next to her and spread his really cool long legs to irritate and devastate the rattled feminist. No one knows where Manny Spreadems came from. It is believed he started doing this after feminist groups got his favourite adult swim show; Marcus the Girl Puncher banned. If so, kinda reasonable.

Bye.