Sounds of drums being played are heard, just like at the beginning of the movie Star Ship Troopers.
After a few more seconds of the drums being played, a holographic screen reads: LOVE BIRD NETWORK…
The holographic screen showed a hot girl walking passed a guy, who was staring HARD at her because of how beautiful she was.
The commercial narrator said, “Don’t be afraid to confess your feelings to your dream girl.”
Commercial shows a tough looking guy dressed in a short sleeve T-shirt saying, “I’m not afraid!”
Commercial shows another tough looking guy in a tank top, who has a mo-hawk, saying, “I’M not afraid!”
Then the commercial shows a nerdy guy shaking with extreme nervousness while sweating as he said, “I-I-I-I’m not afraid either.” But by the way the nerdy guy was talking, it’s obvious that he was.
The two tough looking guys fell out laughing while pointing at the nerdy guy saying with a strong tease, “HA HA HA! Loser!”
Commercial narrator continued with, “They’re not afraid to confess their feelings to their dream girls. Are you? …Well, at least TWO of them aren’t anyway. Don’t be afraid to confess your feelings to your dream girl, or dream guy. Because if you are…”
Commercial shows a guy looking extremely regretful while sitting on a couch in his living room, wishing he had asked out a girl he met a long time ago who he had a huge crush on.
Commercial narrator says about the guy sitting on the couch, “…you’ll end up like this idiot on the couch.”
The words, ‘Would You Like To Know More’ appeared on the screen. Commercial narrator quotes, “Would you like to know more?”
The mouse curser selects the news.
The Media narrator announced, “We break net now, and take you LIVE, to an Areil city. Where Jeremy Milton, who was frozen back in the early 2000’s, and was defrosted today, on February 14th 2155, and dressed like a cupid, is on a rampage, killing everyone in sight.”
Screen shows people running, scattering, and panicking as Jeremy Milton, who’s dressed up like a cupid, is firing arrows at people.
A random scared guy gets in front of the news camera shouting, “I’m here in an Areil city that’s floating above a ground city called Santa Clarita California. The situation up here is hostile because of a stupid cupid wanna be. He’s up here killing people because he’s REALLY bitter about the time when other kids used to tease him in school. And he’s ugly! Underneath that stupid cupid mask, I bet he has big ears, a big forehead, and big teeth like the Mangilores in the movie The Fifth Element, and he STINKS!”
All the views of this news bulington fall on their backs laughing because of what the guy in front of the news camera said.
“Jeremy is REALLY mad because a really attractive female soccer player knocked him unconscious just by punching him in the solar plexus! And you all should have heard the funny noise Jeremy Milton made once that girl HIT him in the solar plexus. But anyway, if anyone is viewing this and hearing me, come get me!” The guy starts crying, “I’m in the Areil City above Santa Clarita California-huh-huh-huuuuuh!”
Suddenly, an arrow hits the guy in the head.
All the viewers stop laughing, and all at the same time, shout, “OH NO!”
Another guy runs up in front of the camera and shouted, “If you’re in this city, GET OUT OF HERE NOW!” the guy looks off screen starts screaming, being that it’s obvious that Jeremy Milton is approaching.
Suddenly, the screen went to static…..
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A Few Minutes Earlier…
The Delorean from Back To The Future flys by the Areial city. Biff Tanan stuck his head out the window shouting to the people in the Areial City, “BUT HEADS!”
In The Areial City…
The place was JUST starting to get hostile, when a guy named Ralf, dressed in a fishing hat, and a female volleyball player were debating on who should try to negotiate with Jeremy Milton.
“Do you wanna negotiate?” The female Volleyball player asked.
“I don’t know. I never negotiated,” Ralf said.
Suddenly, Jeremy Milton showed up saying, “Mind if I try?”
At the same time, Ralf and the Female Volleyball player shouted while referring to Jeremy Milton, “OH NO! IT’S THE IDIOT BOX!”
Jeremy Milton shot an arrow at the female Volleyball player.
“Anybody else wanna negotiate. I saw The Fifth Element too,” Jeremy Milton said.
Ralf took off running at 200 mph shouting, “Not me! I don’t wanna negotiate!”
A police officer pointed at Ralf shouting, “HEY, SLOW DOWN OR I’LL GIVE YOU A TICKET!”
Suddenly, a very attractive female soccer player showed up while carrying a soccer ball saying to Jeremy Milton, “Hey cupid wanna be. CATCH!”
The female soccer player kicked the soccer ball at Jeremy Milton, attempting to hit him in the head. Instead, Jeremy Milton caught the ball saying, “Do you REALLY think I’m stupid enough to let the ball hit me in the head. And even if it did, do you really think it would kill me, or hurt me bad enough to make me not hurt anyone else.”
“Then perhaps you need a REALLY attractive female like myself to take your breath away,” the female soccer player said while approaching Jeremy Milton. Jeremy Milton got more and more excited as the female soccer player got closer and closer.
Then suddenly, the female soccer player slammed her fist into Jeremy Milton’s solar plexus right below his chest cavity, knocking all the air out of him.
Jeremy Milton grabbed his solar plexus while yelling, “BUUUUUURRRRRRRRR!” This sounded REALLY funny. Jeremy Milton passed out on the floor because of the intense pain.
Ralf approached the female soccer player saying, “I don’t think he’s gonna be too happy when he wakes up.”
The female soccer player responded by saying, “Right. He’s gonna be so mad, he’ll put the whole city under attack. Then he’ll make us all feel like he’s in the place where we’ll go if we die without accepting Jesus, which is hell.”
Ralf replied saying, “Well let’s get the HELL out of here, and lets go to Java N Jazz in Santa Clarita, which is right below this city. And once Jeremy Milton shows up in Santa Clarita, us and a few friends of yours will teach him a lesson.”
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Two Hours After The Hostile Situation You Read About In This Story At The Beginning… lol.
Jeremy Milton showed up at Java N Jazz in Santa Clarita, looking for the female soccer player and Ralf.
Jeremy pointed at the Female Soccer Player shouting, “Hey YOU! I’M GOING TO GET YOU! NOBODY HITS ME IN THE SOLAR PLEXUS AND KNOCKS THE WIND OUT OF ME WHILE CAUSING ME TO MAKE A REALLY FUNNY NOISE BEFORE PASSING OUT!”
The manager of Java N Jazz approached Jeremy Milton with a cup of Coffee saying, “You don’t wanna start trouble here in Santa Clarita, Jeremy, because there’s police officers everywhere. And they’re on their way to GET YOU like you wanna GET THAT FEMALE SOCCER PLAYER. So until the cops get here, have a cup of coffee. It’s on the house.. I mean, on YOU.”
The Java N Jazz manager dumps coffee on Jeremy Milton.
Suddenly, a robotic taxi cab like the one on Total Recall, showed up. But instead of being called a Jonny Cab, it was called a Jose Cab.
“I’m going to jail? That’s what YOU think!” Jeremy said just before he dashed out the door of Java in Jazz.
“After him!” The Java N Jazz manager said.
Everybody chased after Jeremy as he got into the Jose cab.
The Jose Cab robot, who was dressed like a Mexican singer, quoted, “Hola. Como Esta. You’re in a Jose cab, amego. Give me the name of your destination and the address.”
Jeremy looked to see the people running towards him in the Jose cab.
“Crap! CRAP!” Jeremy shouted in a great panic, being afraid they were gonna catch him.
The Jose cab misunderstood Jeremy and said, “Sorry amego. I won’t know how to get to that destination unless you give me an address.”
Jeremy grabbed the Jose cab robot, tore it out of the front seat, and threw it out the door of the Jose cab at the people who were chasing him. All the people who were chasing Jeremy Milton fell down.
The Jose cap robot, now in pieces, quoted, “I fallen and I can’t get up.”
Jeremy takes off in the Jose cab.
“He’s headed to the karate school!” Ralf said as he watched Jeremy drive off.
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At the Karate School…
Right when Ralf, the Java N Jazz manager, the female soccer player, and the others who were chasing Jeremy Milton showed up in the parking lot of the Karate school, they saw Jeremy fly through the door after being kicked by a VERY attractive karate girl.
Jeremy landed through the roof of the Jose cab. The Jose cab took off again.
“Now he’s headed to Subway on Solodad Canyon in Canyon Country!” said the Java N Jazz manager.
The karate girl, the female soccer player, the Java N Jazz manager, Ralf, and the other chasers chased Jeremy and surrounded him in the parking lot of Subway in Canyon Country, where there was a Starbucks next door, and a Red Brick Pizza restaurant next door also.
Biff Tannan showed up in the Delorean. While speeding in the parking lot, Biff wined down the window and shouted, “BUT HEADS!”
Suddenly, Biff looked straight ahead and saw Jeremy Milton standing in front of where the Delorean was headed.
Biff panicked and shouted, “CRAAAAAAP!”
Biff quickly turned the Delorean to miss Jeremy Milton like an idiot instead of running him over. Why did I call Biff an idiot for turning to miss Jeremy Milton? Because Biff ended up crashing into Red Brick Pizza.
Blaming Jeremy Milton for this huge accident on Red Brick Pizza, three Red Brick Pizza employees named Jet, Mr. Sing, and Adam, angrily came out of the restaurant shouting at Jeremy Milton saying, “JEREMY! YOU ARE AN IDIOT! NOW RED BRICK PIZZA IS OUT OF BUSINESS AGAIN!”
Jeremy Milton shot three arrows, one hitting Mr. Sing, another hitting Jet, and another hitting Adam.
“SHUT UP!” Jeremy shouted at Jet, Mr. Sing, and Adam.
Ralf suddenly became fed up and shouted, “Hey Jeremy Milton, you cupid wanna be. This is Valentines Day. You’re about to take a HUGE fall. And when you land, you will NOT be in love!”
All at the same time, everyone who was chasing Jeremy Milton picked him up and threw him into the subway restaurant.
Jeremy sat up while in a daze seeing stars. A man named Hubble approached Jeremy carrying a telescope saying to him, “Hey Jeremy. My name is Hubble. The next time you wanna see stars, use a telescope.”
Everybody laughed.
The subway manager approached Jeremy Milton with a VERY STALE subway sandwich saying, “Hey cupid wanna be. Have a very stale sandwich.”
The Subway Manager swung and hit Jeremy Milton while shouting, “Batter UP!”
Jeremy went flying across the subway restaurant. While flying, Jeremy said, “I HAVE AN IDEA!”
Jeremy wrapped a cape around himself and flew like superman, shouting, “SUPERMAN!”
Suddenly, Jeremy crashed into a plastic tree.
George of the Jungle, who happened to be standing there, said to Jeremy, “Watch out for that tree!”
“Okay that’s it!” Jeremy said. “I’m gonna make like the buggy man and GET YOU!”
The karate girl started approaching. “You know Jeremy, maybe you need to be Touch By An Angel,” the karate girl said, meaning herself.
As the karate girl got close enough to kiss Jeremy, the karate girl SLAMMED her knee into Jeremy Milton’s groin.
Jeremy Milton grabbed his groin shouting, “HOLY MY COW EATING A WHOLE STUPID COW!”
Jeremy Milton lifted up his masked and vomited for one minute straight. Then his nose started bleeding.
Everyone laughed.
Jeremy Milton fell down on one knee crying, and with his brain in shock, he started randomly shouting while saying, “Now ex hip pit tite KITE! HAPPIPY PINE RESTRICTION!”
Everyone REALLY laughed, being that Jeremy was in so much shock, he didn’t know what he was saying.
Jeremy ran up to an ATM machine and pressed the numbers, 911. After a few seconds, once again, on the ATM machine, Jeremy pressed, 911.
Now everyone REALLY laughed.
Realizing it was only an ATM, Jeremy pulled out his smart phone and dialed 911. The dispatcher answered the call saying, “911 what’s your emergency?”
Being that Jeremy was still suffering extreme shock to the brain, Jeremy randomly shouted, “HOODA OUT OF THE LARGE FRIES KARF!”
Everyone laughed so hard.
“Excuse me? What’s the emergency?” the dispatcher asked.
Being in so much shock, Jeremy randomly shouted, “HOONUMS SHANON GOING TO SCHOOL WITH HERE SISTER HIDIE NEXT YEAR! HOONUMS SCHOOL GOING TO HIDIE NEXT YEAR!”
Everybody hi-fived the karate girl, for incapacitating Jeremy so badly, and in such a funny way.
“We don’t have time for pranks!” the 911 dispatcher said, and hung up in Jeremy’s face.
Jeremy got REALLY fed up and said, “OKAY THAT’S IT! WHERE’S MY SUCTION CUPS!”
Jeremy put on his suction cups. Everyone watched Jeremy Milton climb up the wall, crawl on the ceiling of the Subway restaurant, and attempt to escape through the vent on the ceiling. But the suction cups broke, leaving Jeremy Milton falling upside down, and landing into a huge bucket of HIGH cholesterol sandwiches. Jeremy Milton’s cholesterol level raised up to 100,000,000,000.
Now who can survive that??? Not even Jason. Lol.
Ralf walked up to Jeremy, who was motionless in the huge bucket of high cholesterol sandwiches and pointed at Jeremy shouting, “YOU GOT KNOCKED THE HELL OUT!”
Beavis and Butthead stood outside of subway laughing at Jeremy.
“Ehh heehh heeh heeh, Jeremy landed in the high cholesterol sandwiches and his cholesterol level got raised 100,000,000 high. That’s higher than eleven-teen! Ehh Heeh Heeh Heeh,” Beavis said.
“Auh huhh huuh huuuh, Yeah, he’s like finished and stuff. Or something. Huh huuh huuh!”
Part 2.
In a laboratory…
Jeremy, who was an EXTREMELY bitter murderer, bitter because he was picked on and teased all his life, especially when it came to finding someone to dance with him at every Valentines dance, laid in a laboratory bed while, surprisingly enough, dressed in a Grim Reaper’s costume and a gray mask, rather than dressing up like a Cupit.
Dr. Chun, a Korean female, was in the middle of reviving Jeremy after he had just experienced a recent death.
Dr. Chun was conducting an experiment, hoping that she could not only revive Jeremy back to life, but program his mind to be happy instead of bitter, while so much so, programing him to be good so that he won’t go around killing people as he usually did.
“Okay, Jeremy will be revived in 20 seconds,” Dr. Chun said to her five lab assistances.
“Are you sure Jeremy won’t wake up bitter. Are you sure Jeremy is gonna behave himself this time, and not run around killing people while being bitter… Like he’s Jason Voorhies or somebody?” one of the assistances asked.
Dr. Chun replied with, “I can only hope so, and pray to God that he is. Chances are, if he wakes up as a non-bitter person, he’ll accept Jesus into his life, so that he’ll be granted entry into heaven after death. You see, he died without accepting Jesus the first time, and now by me bringing him back to life, Jeremy will have a second chance to choose a peaceful eternity.”
“I hope to God he makes that choice then,” another one of the Lab Assistances said.
Twenty seconds have finally passed.
As Jeremy sat up in the bed, Dr. Chun’s assistances were a bit on the scared side as they backed up a few steps while full of hyper vigilant feelings.
They were more like, rather far beyond the scared side.
Jeremy picked up his bow and arrows.
“OH NO! HE’S PICKING UP HIS WEAPONS!!!” one of the Lab Assistances uttered while panicking.
Suddenly, Jeremy just flat out went pshyco, shooting everyone he could with his bow and arrows.
Dr. Chun managed to escape out of the room.
The moment Jeremy looked around, not seeing any sign of Dr. Chun, Jeremy began lifting up all the dead bodies of the assistances that he shot to death with arrows, and absorbed their dead bodies while shouting, “TEKKEN 3 STYLE!”
Each time Jeremy lifted each dead body off of the ground and absorbed them, he became stronger.
Jeremy angrily, bitterly, and furiously, wondered around looking for Dr. Chun, so that he could shoot her with his arrow and absorb her dead body Tekken 3 Style.
Jeremy entered into a room, and headed for a door that read, MADUSA CHAMBER…
As Jeremy moved closer and closer to the door, and opened it, Dr Chun surprised Jeremy from behind while WACKING him in the back of the head with a three foot long 2-4 stick, knocking Jeremy into the Madusa chamber.
Dr. Chun quickly shut the door and activated the Madusa chamber, which would turn Jeremy to stone in 20 seconds.
“Safe now,” Dr. Chun said to herself while breathing a sigh of relief.
Well, at least Dr. Chun THOUGHT she was safe. Until suddenly, after 15 seconds passed while the Madusa Chamber was in the process of activating, two arrows came crashing through the door of the Madusa chamber.
The doors in the room locked themselves as a voice in the walls of the room quoted, “Emergency lock down.”
“NO!” Dr. Chun shouted as a loud alarm was sounding.
Suddenly, both her and Jeremy were turned to stone…..
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Chapter 2.
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February 14th, 397 years later…
Where the Madusa chamber remained unbothered for so many years, it was pitch dark in this room; until suddenly, three women dressed in carbon filtration suits opened the door, to find all kinds of dust, cobwebs, and spiders being the only moving things through-out the room.
One of the women placed an object on the ground. With-in a few seconds, the entire room was illuminated by this object.
And to the surprise of the three women, there was the statue of Dr. Chun with arrows stuck in it, and the holes in the door where arrows had come through the door the last time this room was functional.
Seeing these holes in the door, the three women assumed that there was a statue of someone else behind that door.
And there WAS…
“I never knew this place existed,” the first woman said.
“I can’t believe it either. A Madusa chamber. Last used way back in 2155,” the second woman said.
“Is anyone thinking what I’m thinking?” the third woman asked rhetorically.
Although this was a rhetorical question, the first woman answered anyway saying, “Open the door to the Madusa chamber. And let’s get every statue of a human being you see out of here.”
“OOOOO I hate spiders,” said the second woman.
A few moments later, outside…
The three women, with the help of a group of men, brought the three statues aboard an airship.
All of the surroundings on Edwards Space Force Base, which was where they were located, was decorated with decayed buildings that were hundreds of years old.
Desert plants had forced cracks in the ground in order to grow and take over the ground while there were desert animals everywhere.
But everyone paid no attention to the decayed surroundings of Edwards Space Force Base, as they boarded the airship and took off into the air.
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Aboard the air ship…
Both Dr. Chun and Jeremy had been revived back to life, but they were in separate rooms.
Dr. Chun was in a room with a woman named Jazzman, and her daughter Jasmine. Jasmine the daughter was wearing a heart neckless that she had stolen off of Jeremy while he was still a statue.
“Where am I? Did you guys get him?” Dr. Chun asked.
“Did we get who?” Jazzman the mother asked. “You’re safe here.”
“Safe here? Where’s here? And how did I get here?” A confused Dr. Chun asked.
“Welcome aboard our Airship. We just retrieved you out of the Mudusa chamber. You have been turned to stone for some time when there was a leak in the chamber,” Jasmine the daughter explained.
“I was turned to stone? For how long?” Dr. Chun asked.
“The year is 2552,” Jazzman the mother said.
“2552?” A confused Dr. Chun said. “Wow, that’s almost four centuries.”
“Three Centuries and 97 years to be exact,” Jasmine the daughter said. “And not too much longer, we will be at Edwards Space Force Base 2.”
“What happened to Edwards Space Force Base 1?” Dr. Chun asked with a voice tone and look on her face full of bewilderment.
“Uah, it’s dead. Decayed. All the innocent employees, and that dirty slut Melissa Arnold who lied to Ronnyi Guy about the military people complaining about him back in January of 2005, neither her nor the innocent employees would sustain peace,” Jazzman the mother said.
“Then after Ronnyi blasted her on facebook back in 2019 after figuring out that she made all this stuff up about military people complaining about him, Melissa Arnold blocked him on facebook and had herself frozen until your time… the mid 22nd century. Then she tried taking advantage of people on Edwards Space Force Base 1, which was once Edwards AIR force base,” Jasmine the daughter explained.
“We people of the 22nd century, we couldn’t STAND that lard-ass slut Melissa Arnold because of how she took advantage of people,” Dr. Chun said, then she quoted, “You guys brought me back to life… you’re not gonna bring Melissa Arnold back to life, are you?”
“Hell no! Are you kidding!?!” Jazzmen the mother quoted, then she said, “We’d rather bring back Jeremy. The bitter killer who was turned to stone with you.”
Suddenly, three people walked into the room with Jeremy.
“We DID bring him back to life,” person #1 said.
Dr. Chun jumped in fright saying, “Oh my God. You guys brought him on board?”
“Don’t worry Dr. Chun. He’s not bitter anymore. We programed him to be good with our modern day 26th century technology,” Person #2 said.
“All you have to do is not make fun of him like people did all of his life, and everything will be fine,” Person #3 said.
Jeremy butted into the conversation while changing the subject as he mentioned, “You know guys, I went to the bathroom, and I see that you guys are out of toilet paper. And where the toilet paper is supposed to be I see these three Sea Shells. What is this? The Movie Demolition Man?”
“He doesn’t know how to use the three sea shells,” Jasmine the daughter said.
Everyone started laughing because Jeremy didn’t know how to use the three sea shells.
That is, everyone was laughing except for a panicky Dr. Chun, as she shouted, “NO!”
“YOU’RE MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Jeremy uttered in a VERY FUNNY voice tone, as his mind started clicking and he turned back evil.
Jeremy noticed the heart neckless Jasmine the daughter wore.
“HEY! YOU STOLE MY HEART!” Jeremy said.
Now everyone except for Dr. Chun REALLY started laughing. Jeremy was REALLY taking offense now.
“OKAY! THAT DOES IT! I’m SICK of people laughing at me and making fun of me! ALL OF YOU SPACE AGE ERA JETSONS PEOPLE WANNA-BE’S ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! Except for you Jasmine the daughter. You stole my HEART! I’m gonna make you MINE!”
Jeremy grabs his bow and arrows and begins shooting people.
One of the guys who Jeremy shot with the arrow walked up to Jasmine the daughter in a seductive way saying, “I was just shot with a cupit arrow. I feel like I’m in the place where we have to accept Jesus to go which is Heaven. You know why Jasmine, because I’M IN LOVE!”
Jeremy grabbed the guy by the color while lifting him up saying, “HEY! STAY AWAY FROM JASMINE THE DAUGHTER! IT’S MY HEART SHE STOLE, NOT YOURS!”
Jeremy slammed the guy on the ground.
“Let’s get out of here!” Dr. Chun uttered.
Jasmine the daughter, Jazzman the mother, and Dr. Chun took off running. Jeremy took off running after them.
“HEY! GET BACK HERE! JASMINE THE DAUGHTER STOLE MY HEART! AND I WON’T REST UNTIL SHE’S MINE!” Jeremy uttered while shouting at the top of his lungs.
This sounded so funny as Jeremy was yelling.
Suddenly a portal opened.
A cop wearing a jet-pack flew through the portal and grabbed Jeremy from behind saying, “No Jeremy! You’re not going on a date with Jasmine the daughter! You’re under arrest for trying to hook up with her against her will!”
Jeremy, while being held in mid-air by the cop, replied, “Oh yeah, you flying Robo Cop. And just like Boyz To Men said centuries ago back in 1991 in one of their songs… YOU’RE UNDER PRESSURE!”
Jeremy reached and twisted the nob on the cop’s jet-pack, turning in to 8,000 mph. The cop took off flying around the air ship while holding onto Jeremy.
Jeremy was getting sick from flying so fast and said, “I’m going to puke!”
As the cop accidentally flew into the kitchen of the air ship where Mama San was cooking, Mama San got EXTREMELY ANGRY, when Jeremy puked all over the food Mama San had just finished preparing.
“GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN! OUT! OUT! OUT!” Mama San shouted at the tip top of her lungs. So loud, that everything made of glass in the kitchen shattered.
Three guys dressed in suits by the name of Mr. Evans, Mr. Benson, and Mr. Micheals, just sat there watching the cop fly around the kitchen with Jeremy and having smiles on their faces.
This appeared REALLY weird.
“MR. EVANS! MR. BENSON, AND MR. MICHEALS! WHAT ARE YOU THREE JUST SITTING THERE SMILING AT!?! HELP ME GET THEM OUT OF HERE! WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH Y’ALL!” Mama San shouted.
Suddenly, a portal to a dance club called Stripes, which was located on Edwards Space Force Base 2, opened up. The cop flew through the portal with Jeremy. As soon as they flew through the portal into the dance club called Stripes, every last one of the Solaris Party Animal Grunts, started jumping Jeremy until they jumped the life out of him. Jasmine the daughter, Jazzmen the mother, Mama San, and Dr. Chun watch as the grunts tossed a lifeless Jeremy out of the back of the club.
“Jeremy the cupit wanna-be dressed like the grim reaper is dead. YAAAAAAAAY!” everyone in stripes said.
“Let’s celebrate by playing some jazz, man.” One of the solaris party animal grunts said.
The song titled, ‘Let the Healing Begin’ started playing.
“Hey, this isn’t jazz, man!” one of the Solaris Party Animal Grunts said. “This is a song that heals people. This is also a song that encourages people to accept Jesus by praying and asking Jesus to forgive them of their sins, confessing and really believing He died on the cross for us, and then inviting Him into our lives, so that way we will be granted entry into heaven after this life. This ain’t jazz, man!”
“Who cares. Let’s celebrate Valentines Day and the death of Jeremy,” another one of the Solaris Party Animal Grunts said.
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Meanwhile, out in the back of stripes, while everyone was inside of Stripes partying, the music was healing Jeremy and bringing him back to life. Making him 1,000 times stronger.
OHH OHHH!.....
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Chapter 3.
In the military chow hall of the Edwards Space Force Base 2, there hung a picture of Melissa Arnold, and at the bottom of the picture was written, THE WORST VERY FAT LARD-ASS SLUT WHO’S PARENTS ARE TRAMPY SKANK IDIOTS!
Chow Hall employees had fun throwing darts at Melissa Arnolds picture.
Everything seemed to be okay, but then everyone saw on the news, the dance club Stripes on fire and all the Solaris Party Animal Grunts dead.
“Oh No!” Everyone in the chow hall said. “This looks like trouble Melissa Arnold would cause just by farting out of her 10,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ton fat butt! Back when Melissa Arnold worked at Linker Services on Edwards Space Force Base 1 back when it was Edwards AIR Force Base, she was so fat, she jumped up into the air, and came back down, because she was too heavy to get stuck! Melissa Arnold was so dirty, that whenever she took a shower, her name was MUD! And her farts stunk as bad as her and her trampy skank mama and daddy!”
Everybody was in tears laughing because of this true statement they mentioned about Melissa Arnold. The woman who would bribe the security forces cops with sex so that they wouldn’t arrest her for lying and making up these stories about her employee Ronnyi Guy being complained about by the military people.
Then suddenly, they seen a new and improved Jeremy, enter into the Chow Hall, about to shoot everyone with his bow and arrows.
“That’s impossible! He’s dead!” Dr. Chun said.
“Let’s just say he’s gotten better! HE’s been modified by that song they played in stripes before Jeremy killed everybody there!” Jazzman the daughter said.
Jeremy aimed his bow and arrows at everybody in the chow haw at the same time, then he saw Melissa Arnolds picture, and shot all of his arrows at it. The picture exploded. Everyone cheered.
“DON’T GET YOUR HOPES UP JUST YET JUST BECAUSE I SHOT MY ARROWS AT A PICTURE OF A LARD ASS SLUT WHO’S MAMA AND DADDY ARE TRAMPY SKANK LUNATIC IDIOTS!” Jeremy said, then he withdrew a cross bow from his pocket.
“I’m gonna use this to kill all of you! You won’t be going to the Hennesy awards celebration in Club Muroc tonight! Ah Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! And I’m still gonna make Jasmine the daughter MINE! Because she stole my HEART!” Jeremy shouted while sounding extremely funny, like something was seriously wrong with him.
Everyone looked at him weird.
“DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!” Jeremy shouted just before he was ready to take the shot and kill everybody in the chow hall at the same time.
But suddenly, the three women from earlier, who were dressed in the carbon filtration suits, showed up with laser guns shouting to Jeremy, “HEY BOYFRIEND!”
The three women shot Jeremy with lasers. The lasers electrocuted Jeremy with 1,000,000,000 bolts of electricity.
“Let’s get out of here to Club Muroc for the Hennesy Awards celebration FAST!” Dr. Chun said.
Everyone jumped into their flying cars and FLEW over to Club Muroc, where the Hennesy Award party was taking place.
They all thought they were rid of Jeremy, but then, they saw him approaching the club from the outside.
“AW COME ON! HOW COULD JEREMY STILL BE ALIVE! THIS IS REDICULOUS!” Everyone in club Muroc said simultaneously.
“I won’t stop until I hook up with the woman who stole my HEART!” Jeremy could be heard shouting.
But just then, a security forces vehicle started showing up to arrest Jeremy.
“Hey look. It’s the Security forces people. They’re gonna trap Jeremy in nets, pull him into the vehicle, and drive him into the Tornado out there for trying to hook of with Jasmine against her will!” a guy named Ray said.
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On the outside…
The security forces van pulled Jeremy over, five security forces women got out of their vehicle and approached Jeremy with fishing nets.
“She’s MARRIED!” Security forces woman #1 said while trapping Jeremy in her fishing net.
“She’s MARRIED!” Security forces woman #2 said while trapping Jeremy in her fishing net.
“She’s MARRIED!” Security Forces woman #3 said while trapping Jeremy in her fishing net.
“She’s MARRIED!” Security Forces Woman #4 said while trapping Jeremy in her fishing net.
“She’s MARRIED!” Security Forces Woman #5 said while trapping Jeremy in her fishing net.
The five Security Forces women then threw Jeremy into the back of the security forces vehicle and drove into the tornado.
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In the tornado…
The security forces vehicle was in pieces while Jeremy was being hurled around by the chaotic weather inside the tornado.
“OH NOOOOOOOOOO!” Jeremy shouted. The tornado threw Jeremy out into the air at about 1,000 feet. He was gonna crash land into the break room of the chow hall.
“I AIN’T GOT NO PARECHUTE!” Jeremy complained, sounding funny.
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At the gate entrance to Edwards Space Force Base 2…
Two security forces officers noticed something crashing through the roof of the chow hall.
“Hey, something just landed in the break room of the chow hall after getting caught in the tornado,” said security forces officer #1.
“Let’s go check it out,” Said Security Forces officer #2.
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In the break room of the chow hall.
Jeremy’s mask laid on the ground broken in half…….
Note: This story is fiction, but the message isn’t. If we walk around bitter and with unforgiveness in our hearts, it never ends well. Take Jeremy in this story for instance. Jeremy never chose to let go of his miserable past and release his bitterness. Instead, he took it out on many other innocent people. And Jeremy’s bitterness and unforgiveness went to such an extreme, look what it cost him….
Just like TNBC used to say, ‘The more you know….’ And also…
…THE END
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