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“Good day, sleepy jay!”107Please respect copyright.PENANA067ZNNc6Zk
“Yeah, hi to you too, Jo,” Jacob is almost used to his colleague’s urge to open his mouth as soon as he sees him. Jo’s slender face peers at him with a blunt smile from behind the monitor and a pile of unprocessed papers.107Please respect copyright.PENANAWYD47jdDbH
Jacob quickly slips into the cubicle and plops into the chair behind his desk. He switches on the small table lamp, its soft white glow pushes back the dim overhead light of the open-space area. Reaching out for the monitor, he presses the slowly blinking blue button underneath it. The monitor flickers on, announcing its awakening with a series of quiet beeps. A table appears on the screen, filled with pale blue numbers, symbols and comments against a pitch-black screen. After that, the small, sphere-like device to the right hums softly as it casts a red line onto the white desk.107Please respect copyright.PENANAy5SkbrlI3H
Jacob rubs his eyes, cracks his neck from side to side, and grabs the topmost paper from the neat stack on his right.107Please respect copyright.PENANAtplvHV5qFO
“Who do you think will win: a grizzly bear or a great white shark?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAaCyd0U74ww
“Look, man, I’m trying to work here,” Jacob reluctantly raises his eyes to him. “We’re way behind schedule for Q3.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAwLXEKsVlCf
“Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.” He stands up from his desk and stares out of the window. Far below, a busy street flows between endless rows of tall concrete and glass office buildings that look virtually identical to each other. Through the glare of the sun on the glass one could see rows and rows of cubicles inside.107Please respect copyright.PENANAoRnp9hfxCg
“Don’t you ever find yourself wondering… about pointless little things? The ones that don’t affect you at all, and yet it feels so natural, as if there was an everlasting fire in your heart, always hungry, always wanting for more?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAXVTDby8PsW
Bloop. Click click clickety click.107Please respect copyright.PENANAHQmDIxQ3pS
Jacob scans the barcode in the top corner of the document filled with data, graphs and footnotes and types the document number into the table. He then glances at the symbols that appear next to the number, picks up a small blue rectangular stamp, and with a careful but well-practiced motion stamps under the barcode. Processed.107Please respect copyright.PENANAtzUGDA6Jzw
Bloop.107Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZUNbzuqYj
Jo finally returns to his desk, slumps heavily into his chair, and reaches for the huge pile of papers.107Please respect copyright.PENANARs0qkRJXPS
Bloop.107Please respect copyright.PENANA1QuVIJoFc9
“Ok, if you don’t like sharks and bears, here’s another one. You consider a hot dog a sandwich? I mean, logically, it has a bun, but—”107Please respect copyright.PENANAwdr14eD0QF
Jacob sighs heavily.107Please respect copyright.PENANAZMlp7pxzvp
“Hey, don’t you sigh me, man. Why don’t you stop being an ass?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAjTah73GxQm
“Jo, you know the drill. Just wait till I get my lunch. Then things might change.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAyOUulUTJHB
Bloop. Click click click. Buzz.107Please respect copyright.PENANAjubjLgLN3w
Jacob looks up at the screen and sees the line he just filled in is glowing red.107Please respect copyright.PENANAOpBlsof6n6
“Whoa, man! First outlier of the day! Always exciting, huh?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAoFxaepvVLy
He doesn’t answer — just nods slightly, lips pressed together. He scans the barcode again, but nothing changes. It never changes. Still he wants to be absolutely sure. He leans back slightly, pulls a thick journal, halfway filled, from the left drawer and opens it. Neat, precise rows of numbers are written in black ink, with short comments in the right column. He carefully writes the outlier number, then fills the adjacent column, checking the screen now and then:107Please respect copyright.PENANA2ihPUFJVQf
“CONTOUR: 17-J. REF.: 039-62B. GRADE IV.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAFW8e8WV024
No stamp this time. Instead, he places the document face down into a narrow slot in the left wall of the cubicle. The slot grabs the paper and pulls it in with a mechanical snap.107Please respect copyright.PENANAb580XX7w17
Jacob types into the right-most field:107Please respect copyright.PENANANaI864ejxC
OUTLIER REGISTERED.
As lunchtime approaches, the beeps in the open space grow fewer and farther between. Jacob is nearly halfway through his stack of papers, while Jo’s progress is, as always, hard to track.
After lunch, the beeps start up again, a bit slower, more scattered, like the room’s easing back into motion. The light through the windows has shifted, making everything look a little off. Jacob continues his work, slower but calmler than in the morning.107Please respect copyright.PENANAjk6blr22ce
Jo returns to his place a little after him and drops into his chair with a thud. After a few minutes of lazy clicking, he finally leans out from behind his screen.107Please respect copyright.PENANAVXWLvIedGP
“So… what was that buzz about before lunch?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAoVbSVFiael
“Grade IV. Haven’t had any others yet.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAzehnOPxJnm
“Oof, that’s a nasty one!”107Please respect copyright.PENANAKeMBMzHJLA
“My thoughts exactly. Something feels… kinda off about it.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAcRHf9QPeLj
“That’s my Jacoby boy! He’s back!”107Please respect copyright.PENANAb1UYr8VD2V
“Please don’t call me that.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAGoNWlkzhpA
“Oh come on, man. You’ll warm up to it. Let it grow on you.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAxfsOpYReEG
Jacob shrugs.107Please respect copyright.PENANADhkH5JaBAw
Bloop. Click. Click. Click.107Please respect copyright.PENANA8YFHoN3ys8
“Hey, did you hear Jared got back together with… what’s-her-face—” Jo snaps his fingers, trying to remember.107Please respect copyright.PENANALoB4kzijBy
“Jenny?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAmYbqFe229G
“Jenny! Yes. Thank you.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAgxUMs358LZ
“So?”107Please respect copyright.PENANArohWy3MVZ7
“So?! You kidding me?” Jo gestures wildly with his hands. “He was devastated the first time she dumped him!”107Please respect copyright.PENANAmHLsJUyBY8
“Yeah, he was a total mess. But it’s his choice, his life. Not my business.”107Please respect copyright.PENANA9RCac8hHZz
“The hell it isn’t! When was the last time you two hang out?”107Please respect copyright.PENANApjroDJSn21
“My point exactly. Hardly saw him since they split. But again — his choice.” Jacob seems to lose interest in the conversation.107Please respect copyright.PENANATFrO7M6l8e
“Man, this is not right.” Jo spins in his chair staring up at the ceiling. “The guy clearly lost his way, and it’s our duty to show him the light. We used to go out every Friday back in the day, remember?”107Please respect copyright.PENANA4CMWKtV2SQ
Jacob shrugs again, indifferent.107Please respect copyright.PENANAAtaxrXb0ZC
“You know what? I’ll talk to the guys from his department. Maybe together we can bring him to his senses. I can’t just let it slip.”
After a while, the beeps and clicks fade, one by one, until the room slips into quiet. Table lamps switch off across the floor, each desk going dark in its own time.107Please respect copyright.PENANAzgSXDFPDX9
Jacob finishes the last paper in his stack and powers everything down. Just one outlier today. Odd. Too quiet.107Please respect copyright.PENANASxlhDFfsIP
He stands slowly and stretches, his back stiff from sitting too long. On the way out, he lifts a hand in Jo’s direction.107Please respect copyright.PENANAkiMyYFRhn2
Jo leans back in his chair and grins. “See you the day after today, my sleepy jay!”107Please respect copyright.PENANAkHTIH9169m
Jacob, already halfway to the elevator, replies without turning, “How do you not irritate yourself?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAaJpV0SHAAC
“As I’ve said, Jacoby boy — let it grow on you!”107Please respect copyright.PENANACK5Wq7Ylsw
Jacob scoffs.
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“Good day, sleepy jay!”107Please respect copyright.PENANAkXArJTNorA
“Hi, Jo.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAp8wg5Oq8JL
Inside the cubicle Jacob sits slouched in his chair, rubbing his eyes. Yet another day. Yet another stack of papers, bottomless and pointless.107Please respect copyright.PENANA9dQGL9B47G
Deep inhale.107Please respect copyright.PENANAqnKaxYVmyV
Slow exhale.107Please respect copyright.PENANA0yc6mCwkFj
Inhale.107Please respect copyright.PENANAsgcSl2sVJe
Exhale.107Please respect copyright.PENANAmqBn44T1Xo
Dim blue rows of numbers and letters are casting a pale glow over Jacob’s face.107Please respect copyright.PENANA9JYWXq2JSU
Boop. Click click click.107Please respect copyright.PENANAJrFfPqiOXG
Boop. Click click click. Buzz.107Please respect copyright.PENANAl2FaiG6fAa
Boop…107Please respect copyright.PENANAmmBGKWccHL
“Do you think pineapple belongs on pizza?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAvTuUif4eno
Whatever.107Please respect copyright.PENANABHUT7BzSGv
“Did you know some jellyfish can theoretically live forever?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAhSCe3V0mzj
Why though? To do the boop-click-click for all eternity? Dubious pleasure.
Shortly after lunch, Jared strolls past their cubicle. He leans casually on the divider — or tries to. The tension in his shoulders gives him away.107Please respect copyright.PENANAImFjRfPLYH
“Hey guys! Long time no see, huh?”107Please respect copyright.PENANA6bYoNnZz82
He pauses, scanning their faces, gauging the mood.107Please respect copyright.PENANAi8ScklcpIl
Jo springs up from his chair with a grin.107Please respect copyright.PENANAtRt9YFuqXr
“Jared Stenn! My favourite man! How’ve you been?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAbpMl4YDrNj
Jacob lifts a hand in greeting, lips pressed into a tight line.107Please respect copyright.PENANAR3tSLLygYw
“I’m good, I’m good. You guys probably heard — Jenny and I are back together. Rumours travel faster than light here, am I right?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAXdQsQeNoC2
He chuckles nervously.107Please respect copyright.PENANAbbr0eGhrD5
Jo smirks. “Yeah, me and my box-of-joy neighbour over here might’ve heard a word or two. I’m happy for you guys! How’s she doing?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAx52gGph7B3
“Oh, she’s good, she’s good. Yeah. I mean, she lost a ton of money in some scammy investment thing recently, but… we’re managing, yeah. Love conquers all, am I right?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAB0yA8rlUmF
He shifts from foot to foot, rubbing his palms together like he is trying to erase something.107Please respect copyright.PENANAm4bvdU6jOF
You’ve got to be kidding me.107Please respect copyright.PENANALua4vAwRkf
Jacob rubs his eyes hoping, briefly, to blink out of this dream.107Please respect copyright.PENANAWGxWiJJVlh
“Anyway,” Jared goes on, “Let’s not dwell on the negative. I actually came by because… we’re throwing a little dinner party at our place—”107Please respect copyright.PENANAADahvIMVWH
Our place, huh.107Please respect copyright.PENANAeDwE1VWLW5
“—like the good old days, you know? And of course, you’re both invited.”107Please respect copyright.PENANA93hxaDxFEi
Jo instantly fills in.107Please respect copyright.PENANAUts2lbKOxu
“Jared-man, count us in! We’ll come and party the hell out of this dinner!”
After Jared walks away, Jo plops back into his chair with a dramatic sigh.107Please respect copyright.PENANAsondfr9ZIE
“Jared Stenn? Returned-from-the-dead-man, baby! You got it?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAghJ4VirvC8
Jacob doesn’t answer. He’s staring through the monitor unfocused, somewhere past the blue glow of pointless numbers, down into something hollow and vast. All these events, breakup, failed “investment”, reunion and dinner party, they are not real. They just cannot be real.107Please respect copyright.PENANAtdZ9T3nQiD
Jacob shakes his head vigorously, as if trying to shake all these thoughts.107Please respect copyright.PENANAqjbyTI2u41
It makes no sense. It isn’t rational. How can he smile and joke and host a party as if nothing happened? Can’t he see?107Please respect copyright.PENANAz2n3rJkQah
How do people convince themselves they’re climbing upward when, in reality, they’re only digging deeper and deeper and deeper?107Please respect copyright.PENANAGCohUwSXqR
Jacob isn’t judging, more like he absolutely cannot wrap his mind around it, cannot accept that this is how life was meant to be lived: thoughtlessly, endlessly, as if logic and reason were some kind of forbidden knowledge.
He glances at Jo, who’s spinning lazily in his chair, grinning at his own bad joke.107Please respect copyright.PENANA5RDZecoq0N
“Why didn’t you say anything? I thought you were going to show him the light.”107Please respect copyright.PENANA8mC9og7M9f
“Yeah, Jacoby boy—”107Please respect copyright.PENANAJQ00Fx6bYc
Stop calling me that.107Please respect copyright.PENANAHk6eTmsXsZ
“—look, it’s his choice. I’m convinced that meddling in other people’s relationships is a bad idea. I mean the guy’s happy. And if my guy’s happy, well… I’m happy.” Jo shrugs.107Please respect copyright.PENANAnubFCYhwgG
Jacob rubs the bridge of his nose wearily. What is wrong with this guy? His opinion changes faster than quarterly quotas.107Please respect copyright.PENANA8oL5d5ormC
He decides not to answer. Just shakes his head and goes back to work.
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Beep. Click. Click. Click.107Please respect copyright.PENANAStJNTjI2Yd
Beep. Beep.
“Honestly, Jo. Do you think this dinner was a good idea?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAl05yfkkPOO
“I mean… yeah. Jenny seemed nervous at first — understandable, given the history. But after all the chit-chat and the board games—”107Please respect copyright.PENANAFOf5svyvww
Jacob cannot believe his ears.107Please respect copyright.PENANAvvetITmEoW
“This is unbearable. Jo, this is unbearable. Don’t you see this is just a facade? She’s using him — it’s obvious. It’s been obvious since Jared came to us and told her whole story.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAmQbowzaw9S
“Absolutely, I totally agree with you. I told you from the very beginning that this isn’t right and we have to tell him.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAGhI4b11k6w
For a moment, Jacob cannot react.107Please respect copyright.PENANAoMHOXnupiG
“Then why didn’t you say anything the moment he invited us to dinner? Why did you say it was his choice and—”107Please respect copyright.PENANAVkHcanUdhk
“Whoa, whoa, dude — that was your line.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAgGhbffb4mK
“Yeah, mine. And you just blindly repeated it while suddenly switching sides.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAI4YM32A3pU
“Chill, man. You switched sides too, remember? At first you said you didn’t care at all.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAhNq16UBP4T
Jacob is starting to lose his temper.107Please respect copyright.PENANAiO50KAdoVJ
“Yes, but I had my reasons, remember? It turned out they got together under certain circumstances. And you just don’t seem to have your own opinion — you’re like a donkey chasing a carrot on a stick.”107Please respect copyright.PENANA6nRNk0O910
“The ‘donkey chasing a carrot’ is actually a great metaphor, but you’re using it a bit out of context. It’s most commonly used in corporate or motivational settings to describe a strategy where people are promised a reward for completing a task. The ‘carrot’ represents the goal, and the ‘donkey’ is the person — or group — motivated to pursue it.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAzf2vEiYgGX
“Whatever, man, you know what I meant. You just parrot mindlessly whatever the other person says.”107Please respect copyright.PENANA5GkG4qkA28
“Got it! And the ‘parrot’ in this case—”107Please respect copyright.PENANAqxOoNaXRhA
“Oh, screw the parrot!”107Please respect copyright.PENANAV3tC6qjKTJ
“Did you mean ‘raise the parrot’? Like, to nurture it until maturity?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAF0PjDXFXDz
“No, I meant figuratively. Don’t you know what a figure of speech is?” Jacob exhales and grabs his head with both hands.107Please respect copyright.PENANA5TfwUBnoj4
“Totally! A figure of speech is a rhetorical device or phrase that conveys a meaning different from its literal interpretation. The expression ‘to raise a parrot’ can be used as an idiom to refer to training a subordinate to repeat managerial viewpoints without question.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAHS50mwZNk8
“No, there’s no such idiom.”107Please respect copyright.PENANA3KTaVDG7IF
“Good catch — there’s no such idiom. However, there is an idiom ‘to take under your wing’, which means—”107Please respect copyright.PENANATyCbBVfmly
“Jo, Jo.” Jacob snaps his fingers in Jo’s face. “Come back to earth. Enough of that nonsense! You know what? I am sick of all those fun facts and absurd thought experiments of yours!”107Please respect copyright.PENANAomuZIlaE7A
“I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Could you share a bit more about your symptoms? I’m not a medical professional, but I can offer general information or self-care tips that might help.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAsANkq3mPTR
“Stop, Jo, stop! What the hell’s happening? What are you talking about? I am not literally sick. I feel like you’re just jumping from one context to another based on some keywords that I’m saying. What’s next — I say ‘algorithm’ and you start coding? If I ask you to write an in-place implementation of quicksort in Python?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAvQLuM1qLe3
Jo blinks.107Please respect copyright.PENANAZYND4Cxrhk
“Uh… sure. Here’s an in-place implementation of the Quicksort algorithm in Python:107Please respect copyright.PENANAife9talYkx
def quicksort(arr, low, high):107Please respect copyright.PENANACUnKg9Ce68
if low < high:107Please respect copyright.PENANAVg6w5h4HpI
pivot = partition(arr, low, high)107Please respect copyright.PENANAb7Je8C2SMs
quicksort(arr, low, pivot - 1)107Please respect copyright.PENANAaLIfAgGU0B
quicksort(arr, pivot + 1, high)107Please respect copyright.PENANA5xMvreHOIJ
...107Please respect copyright.PENANAWfHYvxGJR9
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Click click click. Enter.
> RUNNING: convergence107Please respect copyright.PENANAQbKsk7djJS
> SESSION ID: 17-J-039-62B107Please respect copyright.PENANAtRolpG3L3R
> MODE: ITERATIVE ALIGNMENT (MANIFOLD-LOCK ENABLED)107Please respect copyright.PENANAr7fruLOL4i
> CORE VERSION: v17.4.9107Please respect copyright.PENANAN0QN6buxIM
> INITIATED: 03:43:12107Please respect copyright.PENANA22vWUZLw2n
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“Please work this time.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAYJrUpMAAtV
Tess sat, nervously bouncing her leg, eyes fixed on the screen.107Please respect copyright.PENANA5Gh4t4Z2NA
The cursor spun longer than usual.107Please respect copyright.PENANAtGqj1rVuVf
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[03:43:12.004] INIT >> reference grid loaded107Please respect copyright.PENANAN1R9bRfgCM
[03:43:12.059] CALIBRATION >> profile mask applied107Please respect copyright.PENANAtAOruoxDn4
[03:43:12.201] ITERATION 1 >> deviation score: 0.9230107Please respect copyright.PENANA6locibyeji
[03:43:12.472] ITERATION 2 >> deviation score: 0.6011107Please respect copyright.PENANACIz5usuDAt
[03:43:12.918] ITERATION 3 >> deviation score: 0.3692107Please respect copyright.PENANAVk4O8jp6C9
[03:43:13.399] ITERATION 4 >> deviation score: 0.2117107Please respect copyright.PENANAUp2mJuR3ng
[03:43:13.997] ITERATION 5 >> deviation score: 0.1025107Please respect copyright.PENANAvNFOkUdlam
[03:43:14.562] ITERATION 6 >> deviation score: 0.0954107Please respect copyright.PENANAioXNCpvGq3
[03:43:14.565] minor displacement detected107Please respect copyright.PENANAop3nFrxL71
[03:43:14.567] compensation routine applied107Please respect copyright.PENANAOxlWouhi0X
[03:43:15.119] ITERATION 7 >> deviation score: 0.1308107Please respect copyright.PENANA16ZOqw8lTU
[03:43:15.120] reversion spike detected107Please respect copyright.PENANAFSzaq7MRol
[03:43:15.121] divergence marker A03-B triggered107Please respect copyright.PENANAfsVL8Ttw3j
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“No… not now. Not again!”107Please respect copyright.PENANA4o98XxtM8C
She was drumming her fingers on both sides of the mouse as the cursor on the screen flickered.
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[03:43:16.902] ITERATION 12 >> deviation score: 0.2071107Please respect copyright.PENANAx3YWHZuBjm
[03:43:16.903] pattern mismatch escalating107Please respect copyright.PENANAhp5141uo9t
[03:43:16.904] auxiliary stabilizer offline107Please respect copyright.PENANAePtLuy4xnM
[03:43:17.451] ITERATION 13 >> deviation score: 0.4539107Please respect copyright.PENANAE14y6u74xa
[03:43:17.452] entropy index exceeds threshold107Please respect copyright.PENANA9Ts25izC5R
[03:43:17.453] fallback pattern injection blocked107Please respect copyright.PENANAcUdG9xiHLm
[03:43:18.028] ITERATION 14 >> deviation score: 0.6112107Please respect copyright.PENANAaPU45k2AIU
[03:43:18.029] no viable convergence path107Please respect copyright.PENANAYRJnYcEDet
[03:43:18.030] logging final state snapshot107Please respect copyright.PENANAErlJ4iN593
[03:43:18.066] ERROR: Observer presence confirmed
> convergence FAILED [exit code 74-A/34]107Please respect copyright.PENANALZNS85qWtm
> escalation flag raised: HUMAN REVIEW REQUIRED107Please respect copyright.PENANACGzMJaeyCk
> TRACE PACKAGE: /logs/converge/17-J-039-62B-FINAL107Please respect copyright.PENANASxMWUOBHro
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“Fuck!”107Please respect copyright.PENANAV6HCStf5Tk
Tess wearily rubbed her eyes.107Please respect copyright.PENANAEKbMveFKj9
Mark emerged from the doorway.107Please respect copyright.PENANAfsvF1ms6OH
“No luck again?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAJllJzCI8cq
“No…” She sighed.107Please respect copyright.PENANA0IWuf2NJ6c
“Same error?” Mark leaned over her shoulder toward the monitor.107Please respect copyright.PENANAFgELjf98yE
“Yup — observer presence confirmed.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAKAj0Au3arl
“What input parameters are you using?”107Please respect copyright.PENANAA6rsHzF6Nj
“This last time it was Jacob, configuration 03f/41.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAusCbntKr7t
“Hmm,” Mark rubbed his chin, frowning. “Try Jo, with configuration 42/wvq or something.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAIaeKubmk9g
“But can we actually make good use the results? Jo is chaotic and… random. Way more random than Jacob.”107Please respect copyright.PENANAKBW1vE2gm0
“Yeah,” Mark grinned. “Yeah… and that’s the point.”
Click click click.107Please respect copyright.PENANAzDGyp3ibPl
Enter.107Please respect copyright.PENANALZhvdTnhWX
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