I Sir Reginald Beakington, am no rabbit.
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Today Peasent, Sleeper of Late Mornings, Royal Head Chef, The Scribe of the Glowing Slab, brought beforeth my usual royal banquet.
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But as I came down from The Royal Perch, I saw not a just bowl filled with a mix of seeds containing the occasional sunflower delicacy. Nay, mine bowl was tainted, with 6 long strips of cabbage.
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Was it not enough of a mistake with The Incident of the Green Chair?!
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Being of the Beakington family, of such noble heritage, I proceeded the push aside the leafy rubbish, only enjoying the seeds with nobility and dignity.
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Because I am not a rabbit, or a rotten crow, nor a common pigeon.
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I am dignified.
I am noble.
I am a Beakington.
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