Bunny’s on break, human’s gone too, 319Please respect copyright.PENANAVVCJoubEU4
The boss is left with nothing to ship——just the script.319Please respect copyright.PENANACj6aBY7hV3
319Please respect copyright.PENANAdsRX5ASRAM
The meeting room’s AC was, for some reason, colder than usual today.
The boss had called it an “emergency discussion,”319Please respect copyright.PENANAnl7qIg1atF
but the director had been sitting there since 10 a.m.——and it was now 10:30.
No projector. No lights.319Please respect copyright.PENANASPWmP3Ehiv
Just a stack of freshly printed documents on the table.
The pages were still warm, the curled corners holding onto the last breath of the printer’s heat——319Please respect copyright.PENANARjQSOvMEtU
as if preemptively mourning someone’s fate.
On top of the stack, it read:319Please respect copyright.PENANAWwTNQbuF9E
Script Request: BL319Please respect copyright.PENANA4gmg28ZW6n
arget Delivery: 3/15 (negotiable)319Please respect copyright.PENANAC7q8GcxSwm
Note: No GL. Absolutely NO GL!319Please respect copyright.PENANAUqEkhwikHe
Today was March 13th.
And something even deadlier than a deadline began to spread through the room——319Please respect copyright.PENANAT9MhasQZxr
silence.
Then, the screenwriter broke.
“I see. So this is how I die.”
The tone was perfectly calm. But the keycap that flew off his keyboard said otherwise.
“Have I been smiling too sweetly lately?”
The art lead’s voice was gentle, eyes even gentler——319Please respect copyright.PENANAg6z4qbWGNt
but the pen in her hand snapped in two with a clean, audible crack.
The manager glanced at the script title,319Please respect copyright.PENANAQsIwEjIkSc
then looked up at the boss.
“This time it’s… human, right?”
The director said nothing.
He entered full survival mode: eyes vacant, lips sealed, limbs slowly retreating.
The back of his chair creaked slightly, as if whispering:319Please respect copyright.PENANAOOfoYoiTBL
“I’m not here. I don’t exist. Please let me live through this day.”
And the source of this whole cursed script——319Please respect copyright.PENANAI1J6oXMjDn
the boss himself——
was now quietly shrinking behind the director,319Please respect copyright.PENANAZsnAoykttn
desperately trying to suppress his presence.
Then, with a pitiful tone, he tried to defend himself:
“You guys know… we’re still a new company…”
“We really need the exposure…”
The murderous intent in the room collectively spiked.
“I… I really couldn’t say no to the client!”
“They didn’t want GL… and then said it had to be out by the 15th… sigh…”
The director turned his head slowly, eyes beginning to glaze over.
“Today is the 13th.”
“I paid a terrible price too!”319Please respect copyright.PENANAvAoQf5LT5b
the boss wailed, emotions flooding out like a broken dam.
“Waaahhh… I had to let go of my OTP…”319Please respect copyright.PENANAIKsEaD7CPX
“My bunny … My sweet, fluffy retriever…”
Before anyone could stop him, he kept talking——319Please respect copyright.PENANAxsnReLI21G
and somehow, actually pulled out his phone.319Please respect copyright.PENANAUynmOyMuEt
Opened the photo album with trembling hands,319Please respect copyright.PENANAcWATGInBQB
and tapped on a photo like it was the last memory of a lost love.
In the photo, the bunny was clutching her human co-star’s arm with her fluffy little paws.319Please respect copyright.PENANAxPvEfq1sgU
The two of them stood by the sea,319Please respect copyright.PENANABhNq1EsPu2
glowing in the sunset like they were newlyweds on their honeymoon.
And the boss began to sob.
“They just went on vacation together, do you even realize that?!”
“Just yesterday, they were holding hands on the beach, drawing in the sand!”
“And now… now I have to launch a brand new couple, finish filming in two days,319Please respect copyright.PENANA9SHIHRCKHw
and somehow come up with a dramatic twist—?!”
He sniffled hard.
“This isn’t just abuse to me…319Please respect copyright.PENANA9M0nBg8s0k
it’s abuse to the fans…”
Silence fell across the room once more.
When someone is truly speechless, they laugh.
“Heh.”319Please respect copyright.PENANALwCkVUrBzP
The screenwriter reattached the keycap that had been smacked off.
“Heh.” 319Please respect copyright.PENANAUOjhD4f5rP
The art lead bent down and quietly stuffed the broken pen deep into her pencil case.
“……”319Please respect copyright.PENANAEnZJhmTzHo
The manager said nothing, but had already started searching for exorcism spells on her phone.
“……”319Please respect copyright.PENANA6zKENhvA6J
The director also stayed silent, though his eyes had shifted——from “I am not here” to “If I strangle the boss right now, we won’t have to shoot this script, right?”
The lights in the meeting room were still off,319Please respect copyright.PENANAc9uMekDhfC
but the atmosphere was hot enough to ignite the stack of papers on the table.
Sniffling, the boss turned to the director and the screenwriter.
“I have an idea.”
His eyes were red, like someone who’d just been hit by a wave.
“What if we made one of them a cop…”
In that instant, the air froze again.
“You sure about that?”
The manager jumped in before anyone else could erupt.
“If you actually cast someone who knows the law,319Please respect copyright.PENANAe2Y3JqRNbU
I swear they’ll sue you for labor abuse.”
The boss quietly closed his mouth.
The director sank a little lower into his chair.
The art lead took out her sketchpad again319Please respect copyright.PENANAoRPiFqrkhT
and drew a picture: the boss with a pencil stabbed into his head——sharpened to a deadly point.
The screenwriter started checking his calendar.
“How many tens of thousands of words can I write in two days? I don’t know.319Please respect copyright.PENANAT0LqyLzyLc
But I do know I might die on my keyboard.”
But no matter how chaotic things got——319Please respect copyright.PENANA1LLrOJk2Ez
the show still had to go on.
At that point, no one could’ve predicted what this production would eventually become.
All they knew was that later that night,319Please respect copyright.PENANARie2IsLHBP
the boss really did post something.
Just a single photo:319Please respect copyright.PENANARudRN6X8gw
the backs of the bunny and the human, walking away into the distance.
The caption?319Please respect copyright.PENANA09b4cwjUVF
Only five words: My favorite couple.
The post’s most-liked comment came from the director’s anonymous account.
"The most savage reply came from the art lead:319Please respect copyright.PENANA4vRmUx1E50
"You tossed your OTP just to launch a new series——and now you’re crying about it?"319Please respect copyright.PENANAxRIMste9FU


