我為咗媾女而特登留級，然後遇到我嘅女神（連載中） - 五

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我Form 2留班既時候係2013，當年Facebook已經有messager，所以就為我識女仔提供咗好大既便利。

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我返到屋企，坐咗喺電腦面前，膽粗粗咁對住June Ko（高懿薇既英文名）呢個Account透過Facebook Messager send咗段訊息出去。

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段訊息係乜嘢？

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呃…

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其實冇乜特別，只係"Hi 我哋可唔可以做個朋友啊？"

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Send完之後我就坐喺電腦前面好緊張、坐立不安咁等。

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我就咁坐咗喺電腦前面等咗成半個鐘都冇回覆。

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唉呀。

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其實用Facebook filrt女間中都有呢個情況發生，並唔罕見，只係估唔到女神高懿薇都唔應機啫。

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唉。

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而家眼前有兩條路選擇。

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一，係繼續搵個途徑去認識女神；二，係再搵另一個優質目標去進攻。

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我決定兩個方法都做！

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而家睇返呢種諗法係有啲衰既，不過就我當時既愛情觀而言，我留班就只係為咗想媾女咋嘛，我又未試過真係真心咁鍾意一個人，邊知道鍾意一個人係乜嘢一回事呢？所以為咗達成有「優質」女朋友呢個目標，乜嘢方法都好，只要有用咁我就用架喇。

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我望多一次個Facebook Messager，發現高懿薇都係冇應機，於是我就攤上床，諗住恰一陣。

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日日一朝早起身返學都幾係嘢架…

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結果呢一瞓，我就瞓到食晚餐先起身，仲要係比媽咪叫醒。

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「阿宇仔，起身喇，食飯喇，你大家姐同二家姐都返咗黎食，唔好要佢哋等咁耐喇！」媽咪走入房門叫醒瞓晏覺既我。

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順帶一提，我既三個家姐入面，大家姐同二家姐分別大我十二年同九年，都已經各自嫁咗人（我諗佢哋都算係早婚），其中大家姐連小朋友都有埋，不過佢哋住得近，間中都會返上黎痴餐（有時係一個人，有時係一家人）。

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我透過廳射入黎既光線望一望個鐘…呢個晏覺我由五點幾瞓到七點幾…我既生活習慣就係咁，媽咪都見怪不怪。佢同老豆有時係唔滿意我呢種好食懶飛既態度，會鬧下我，不過我係家中獨子，佢哋鬧完之後咪又係咁。

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「哦…」我睡眼惺忪咁捽捽眼睛，然後起身伸個懶腰。

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「好出黎喇。」

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「知喇。」其實我仲係好攰，打咗個喊露。

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「記得洗手先食飯啊。」媽咪見我應咗機就走返出去。

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我走落床，不過我第一時間要做既嘢，梗係唔係出去食飯，而係去望一望部電腦，check下高懿薇有冇回覆。

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老實講，其實我就一啲都冇期望，不過，世事往往就係咁出人意表…

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June Ko︰"Hi who are you？"

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高懿薇竟然回覆咗我！

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「Yeah！」我喺房入面自言自語咗一嘢。

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我答："Hi我係Rex，2E架，你知唔知我係邊個？”

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中二全級得我一個留班，我諗高懿薇應該知我係邊個啩？

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June Ko︰“Sorry I don't know you"

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呃...我仲以為自己係中二留級生好出位好多人識添，估唔到高懿薇唔知我係邊個。

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不過唔緊要吖，我就係黎識朋友架嘛，所以我回覆：“唔緊要，而家咪識囉，介唔介意做個朋友啊？”

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雖然咁講係有啲誇張，但係我打完呢句再準備send出去既時候，隻手係有少少震…不過手震還手震，要send出去既始終都係要做。

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Sent。

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嘩，好緊張，我咁打會唔會嚇親高懿薇？

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雖然話我成日咁樣Yo女，但係果陣時既心態我係諗住漁翁撒網，同而家mark好咗個目標再出擊完全唔同。

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唉，話就話我已經幫自己搵好咗退路，講乜嘢如果高懿薇唔理我就雙管齊下，繼續煩佢加另外再搵目標，但如果可以既，我都希望可以一擊即中架嘛。

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我一路盯住個Mon郁都唔郁。

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「宇仔，食飯喇，你起咗身未架？」媽咪喺廳度嗌出黎。

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「起咗喇，得架喇！」我喺度面對緊人生最大既挑戰啊，唔好嘈！

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「唉，呢個仔…」媽咪細細聲道。

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「出黎喇，宇仔！」今次連老豆都出埋聲︰「全世界等你食飯啊！」

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老豆講完之後九秒九咁衝到去我間房既門口，然後話︰「你玩緊電腦？唔好玩住喇，出黎食飯先。」

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雖然老豆係錫我，但係去到某啲位如果踩到佢既底線佢一樣係會鬧我，於是我再望多一次個mon，確認高懿薇未覆我，跟住就死死氣咁跟住老豆出廳食飯。

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