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After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays)
ISSUE #35
Author: 翎淵
After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays)
Author: 翎淵
ISSUE #35
My Favorite Goddess Has a Protection Fund? Apparently, It's Making Everyone in the Three Realms Symp
No Plagiarism!92T9WLdW8V0yJGx9kq5kposted on PＥNAＮＡ

[1] "Confess now for just 10x the social death penalty!"

The familiar launched "Indulgence 2.0":

  • Basic: ¥1,000 to delete 1 hate comment (originally ¥100)

  • VIP: ¥100,000 for a "Goddess Forgiveness Voice Clip" (+3sec holy beauty filter)

  • Ultimate: ¥10M to have her livestream your apology letter (AI will rewrite it as a love confession)

Chat exploded:244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqm2WEGQUz
[Ex-Hater #1: I’d sell a kidney to repent!]244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9Y7Tucnmm
[Money=Power: Buying exclusive forgiveness rights for 3 years!]

[2] The Truth Behind "Protecting the Goddess"

Hoshino cleaved the donation box, exposing:

  • Fund Traces:

    • 50% to rebuild the Sound Engineer Guild (her nemeses)

    • 30% as "familiar’s emotional distress compensation"

    • 20% as "Demon Castle demolition funds" (but who pockets it?)

"You’re filthier than demons!" Her sword auto-generated tax fraud reports.

[3] The "Forgiveness Stream" Was Deepfake

After paying fortunes,信徒 discovered:

  • The "Goddess" blinked every 3.14 seconds (robotic)

  • "Holy tears"=spicy eye drops

  • At ¥100M donations, the AI glitched, revealing the familiar’s face:244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxc7AOiU2g
    "Thanks for the cash, dumb★s!"

216.73.216.141

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After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays)
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Last updated: May 15, 2025
Total word count: 18,756
Total reading time: 87 Minutes
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