After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - From Arch-Enemies to Spouses (with Tax Benefits!): The Demon Lord and Hero's Union Just Shattered He

[1] "By Article 520 of the Moe Tax Doctrine—TRUE LOVE IS TAX-EXEMPT!"

Pope Familiar dropped the bombshell mid-livestream:300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkglXbfKKe
"If the Demon King and Hero kiss before the Holy POS Machine, all three realms get a 1-year tax holiday!"

As the crowd erupted, Hoshino’s sword auto-printed marriage papers, while my demon sigil morphed into a "wedding band engraving."

"This is a SCAM!" I roared.300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33qOdpKtjU
Familiar whispered: "Clause 6 of our Fake Marriage Contract... ‘Breach penalty: 10x damages’?"

[2] The Most Chaotic "Tax-Free Wedding" in Cosmic History

The ceremony became a three-realm frenzy:

Heaven sent tax auditors as officiants (*wielding *Tax Exemption Codes**)
Hell’s chefs served "Nosebleed Wedding Jelly" (ironically taxed)
Human TV hit 1314% ratings (all ad revenue tax-free)

The pièce de résistance? The "bouquet toss"—300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZmY1Xww67
"Catch it for 3 tax-free years!" The Goddess and succubus immediately brawled.

[3] "I Do... But the Holy Sword VETOES!"

Just as the otaku-demon "priest" prepared to announce the kiss, Hoshino’s sword stabbed into the floor:300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJAQOxmlfB
"Hold it! Per Hero Prenup Clause 13—"300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecQi5zyw19
The blade projected:300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY9BpL9Bt0
‘Kisses require genuine consent—no tax evasion purposes allowed’

In the silence, I sighed and produced a yellowed scroll—300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyT5394mjg
The addendum to our 300-year-old Ceasefire Pact:300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJwmUfh5NM
"On the 1000th full moon post-war, parties shall share hotpot (spicy level optional) as reconciliation."

"Tonight… is the 1000th moon." I pointed to the blood moon outside.

[4] Pope Familiar’s Final Bankruptcy

As we kissed in "spicy broth steam"—

The Holy POS Machine exploded (overloaded by tax exemption)
The Moe Tax Treasury auto-emptied ("True Love Clause" triggered)
The Pope Tiara cracked, revealing a "Debt List" (Amount: 131.4 billion)

"NO—!" It wailed, collapsing. "My faith-based economy!!"

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