After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - My Favorite Fanfic Authors Just Went Off-Grid to the "Underworld Hot Springs Getaway," and Now It's

[1] "RUN! The Tax Bureau’s Holy Scanners Detect R18 Doujins!"

Panic erupted at the Three Realms Doujin Convention as artists scrambled to flee—

Heavenly artists unfurled wings, only to crash from "undeclared doujin overweight"
Human artists stuffed manuscripts into "Overtime Request Forms" folders
Hell fujoshis leapt into "lava express mailboxes": "Deliver to the hot springs! Cash on delivery!"

The familiar’s "Demon Uber Tax Evasion Express" roared through the chaos:264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GXE3uQyZq
"Escape packages include ‘fake nosebleed kits’! Book now for a ‘Tax Auditor GPS Jammer’! (30min limit)"

[2] Hell Hot Springs: The Ultimate "Creative Sanctuary"

The fugitives reached a former Demon Castle-turned-resort, its gate emblazoned:264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1iCABymVT
**"GUARANTEED:

No Tax Audits
No R18 Bans
Hot Springs Auto-Censor Dark Magic™"**

The innkeeper (a former cursed doll) handed out questionnaires:264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrIYlzhA3m
"Your creative needs:264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Iv89cdoLp
✅ ‘Fluff Writing Rooms’ (soundproof + holy-light-proof)264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYoYF2sIly
✅ ‘R18 Caverns’ (equipped with holy sword-shaped massagers)264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuA5NZoKbQ3
✅ ‘Angst Tear Pools’ (customizable spice levels*)"**

[3] Tax Bureau vs. Fujoshis: Hot Springs Warfare

The CP Audit Division deployed:

"Pure Love SWAT Team"
"R18 Suppression Unit"

Counterattacks ensued:

Trap 1: "Blur Magic" in steam made all doujins look "SFW"
Trap 2: Lockers stocked with Illustrated Tax Code Anthologies
Final Trap: The Goddess’ anonymous "Tax Collector x Angel Doujin" planted in the chief’s locker

Chief Auditor, beet-red: "This—this is psychological warfare!"264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCDjd9KfF1
Meanwhile, authors clinked glasses: "To tax-free creativity—CHEERS!"

[4] Demon King & Hero’s "Tax Evasion Tours" Side Gig

We became black-market tour guides:

Demon King Package:
- Tour the "Nosebleed Jelly Ingredient Vault"
- "Holy Sword AR Injury Experience" (+10% pain fee)
Hero Package:
- Workshop: "HR Tactics to Dodge Audits"
- Souvenir: "Sword Bottle Opener" ("For cracking open tax laws")
CP Special: "Surveillance Sabotage - 5min Limit" (Overtime = extra charges)

Hoshino, counting cash: "Why is YOUR tour more expensive?!"264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcxsToEuWd
Me, pointing to the menu: "Mine includes free Pain Cuisine samples—want a ‘Hero Sweat Crisp’ chaser?"

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