After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - From Culinary Torture to Fiscal Nightmare: When the Three Realms Tax Authority Came for My Familiar'

[1] "Per Article 666 of the Cross-Dimensional Tax Code, you stand accused of—FAILING TO DECLARE 'NOSE BLOOD VALUE-ADDED TAX'!**"

A joint task force of tax auditors from Heaven, Hell, and the Human World surrounded the familiar’s factory with magnifying glasses:

Heaven’s team scanned "Goddess Tear Crystals" with holy spectrometers: "92% purity! Classify as 'Sacred Resource Tax'!"
Human reps smashed calculators: "Hero Sweat Crisps exceed salt limits! Pay 'Health Hazard Surcharge'!"
Hell’s auditor was the cruelest, pointing at the nosebleed jelly: "This counts as 'Dark Biofluid Leakage'! Levy 'Demon Specialty Tax'!"

Familiar, wailing: "Your Majesty! You never said running a business meant TAXES?!"275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPkCpQbFNC
Me (Demon King), crunching crisps: "Obviously. I haven’t even gotten my Demon Castle Demolition Compensation."

[2] The Accounting Shenanigans Behind "Pain Cuisine"

Investigators uncovered the familiar’s "Three Sets of Books":

For Heaven: "Tears = Faith Byproducts (Tax-Exempt)"
For Hell: "Nosebleeds = Medical Waste (Tax Deductible)"
Real Ledger: "Universal韭菜 Harvesting Plan" (encrypted on a Switch cartridge)

"Crack the code!" roared the tax chief.275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy89IW4hYuW
Otaku Demon raised a hand: "I know! It’s ‘Up Up Down Down—’ Wait, no… ‘TAXEVADE: GODISAWOMAN’!"

[3] The Familiar’s Ultimate Tax Evasion: Blame the Goddess

"Honorable Auditors!" The familiar suddenly produced a contract. "The Goddess is the real majority shareholder! Behold this 'Holy Tear Harvesting Agreement'—"

Buried in the fine print:275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdXVvNdhcn
"1% of profits earmarked for 'Celestial Restroom Repairs'" (Signed: Goddess’ seal + bunny-ear imprint)

Goddess, exploding: "That seal was STOLEN while I ate noodles!!"275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC947IGfJmS
She swung her holy sword at the familiar—but sliced open the "Pain Food Sample Cabinet" instead—

CRASH! Nosebleed jelly, sweat crisps, and tear gummies merged into a "Tax Audit Chowder", its aroma reducing the auditors to tears.

[4] "This Flavor... Is It... Love?"

Plot twist: The head tax inspector tasted the soup and slammed the table:275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmBhYxSeo6
"Delicious! This 'guilt-gourmet fusion' deserves a Luxury Consumption Tax—not ordinary rates!"

Familiar, seizing the moment: "Brilliant! I’ll pay 50M in back taxes—and sponsor 'Tax Pain Cuisine' as employee benefits!"

Thus launched:

"Tax Evasion Jelly" (requires confessing 1 violation before eating)
"Audit Crisps" (packaged with Tax Code highlights)
"Gratitude Gummies" (laced with "voluntary compliance" hypnotics)

Sold out in seconds.

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