After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - Who Knew Goddesses Could Cry Over Spicy Food? Her Tears Are Apparently the Secret Ingredient in the

[1] "Congratulations to the Goddess for Becoming the Spokesmodel for ‘Hellfire Soul-Exploding Spicy Strips’!"

At the contract signing, the CEO of Hell Foods Inc. (a three-headed hellhound in a suit) presented the terms:373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCv1BgTmFu
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Daily livestreams eating spicy strips (tears mandatory)
Tears harvested as "Holy Water Seasoning"
Breach turns bunny headband permanently chili-shaped]

The Goddess’ pen trembled: "This is a demonic contract?!"373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaE1i08r9W
The familiar whispered: "But the payout removes your shock collar~"373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFonAudBZbJ
She signed furiously: "Fine! It’s just spicy st—"

A staffer wheeled in "Volcano’s Wrath Spicy Strips", packaging labeled:373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcSSk2InGZ
[Heat Level: Demon King’s Tears]

[2] Livestream Gone Nuclear373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu32bGf2wcx
"Wel—cough! ‘Even Gods Break’ Spicy Review!" The Goddess donned a flame-proof mask.373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEXuvt5ARI
First bite—

Her bunny headband "POPPED" into a chili pepper
Holy light shot from her eyes as chat exploded:373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuceVbi1hC
[Ex-Believer1: So holy light is just spice tears?!]373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEus4Siv8z
[Demon King: 1000 Hell Coins for a snot close-up!]

"This isn’t food—cough!" She chugged "milk" (actually the familiar’s lava latte), but her tears became pepper spray, blowing the camera to smithereens!

[3] "Tear Seasoning" Takes the Three Realms by Storm373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9bvZ7rGE6
The "Holy Tears of Regret" sold like hellfire:373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHMlxy6EBw
[Bottle Slogan: "Hurt more than an ex, bitterer than overtime"]

Sales soared:

Heaven: Used in confession booths (instant guilty sobbing)
Human World: Office workers spiked coffee ("One sip = quit on spot")
Hell: "Ghost Employee Motivational Drink"

"This is workplace harassment…" The Goddess sobbed in her dressing room—while the familiar collected tears: "50 vials! Cry harder for ‘Tear Crystals’—they’re premium!"

[4] "Rescue" Mission Derailed373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tDh0jh1hM
We (Demon King & Hero) crashed the stream as "rival brands":373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCNqDL7cBB
"Try our ‘Nemesis Reconciliation Sweet-Spicy Strips’!"373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFnK3gdJij
(Secretly made with dark magic and sliced holy sword.)

Goddess, enraged: "How DARE—"373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1MGOftUul
"Free ‘Ex-Goddess Embarrassment Stickers’!" I flung her "spicy-face memes", while Hoshino held a sign:373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlYsAjn1Zm
[RT to win: ‘Goddess Tears Instant Noodles’!]

Viewership hit 1 BILLION—crashing the servers.373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPenvMNK9JG
The final frame? The Goddess chasing us with her sword, as chat spammed:373Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEvxAeABVL
"NOW that’s divine punishment!"

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