我鍾意同妳鬥氣，其實只係因為… （Tier 1-3已完結，普通讀者連載中） - 二百七十六

二百七十六

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我同葉佩儀鬥咗幾下嘴，石生就微笑住插口道︰「好喇，唔識讀唔緊要，都唔代表啲乜嘢。」

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我即刻話：「唔係啊，你睇下佢，想屈我唔識英文啊，我識讀架，咪…咪…」

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葉佩儀壞笑住道︰「Sebastian。」

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「係，係，射巴屎UN！」我神氣地道︰「點啊，咪讀咗出黎囉！」

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「係啊，啲發音仲好native添啊。」葉佩儀諷刺我。

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「吖妳個…」

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石生又再出聲打圓場，向我道︰「你一定就係林必才喇，我成日聽阿儀佢提起你架。」

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「係啊，佢就係果個把口唔識收，好鍾意喺公眾場合做埋啲低能嘢果個林必才，你叫佢阿必得架喇。」葉佩儀加鹽加醋咁樣去介紹我。

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「吖，妳個男人婆，石生，你真係要小心啲啊，佢好粗魯架！」

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「你！」

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石生動作快速、微微一笑咁由掛喺度既西裝褸入面拎咗個卡盒出黎，再喺入面拎咗張卡片出黎遞比我，用行動黎平息咗我同葉佩儀既口水戰︰「呢個係我既卡片，唔介意收咗佢吖嘛？」

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「呃，唔介意。」我拎張卡片有啲不知所措…呃，突然間變咗好似商務交流咁。

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「請坐吖。」石生道。

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「呃…好。」

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石生饒有趣味咁望一望我，又望下葉佩儀，後者比佢望到有啲唔好意思，細聲道︰「我係見到佢先會咁架咋。」

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「哈哈，唔係吖，可以見到妳既另一面，個感覺我覺得好新鮮。」石生微生道。

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「唔好笑我喇。」葉佩儀道。

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我又插口道︰「石生，你唔好比佢既外表呃到啊，佢既本性就係咁架喇。」

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葉佩儀即刻對住我目露凶光，但又唔敢講啲乜嘢，可能驚影響自己既印象？

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石生哈哈一笑，道︰「真係好羨慕你哋咁熟絡，我都係第一次見到有人可以搞到阿儀咁失態。」

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我又繼續落井下石︰「你要小心啊，佢真面目黎，係個母夜叉！」

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葉佩儀比我咁講，忍唔住又反唇相譏︰「係、係，我係個母夜叉，你就係個小太監…」

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「好喇，好喇，」石生笑住咁打斷咗我哋，向我說道︰「阿必啊，你睇下個menu有乜嘢啱食？我同阿儀已經諗好咗架喇。」

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「又好！」我拎起個menu望，屌，全部都係英文黎既？

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「呃…」

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「點啊，唔識英文啊？」葉佩儀見我一副戇鳩鳩咁既樣望住個menu就寸勁我。

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「咩唔識英文啊，A for apple、B for boy…」我又黎料。

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葉佩儀對住我奸笑道︰「咁你自己慢慢食apple喇。」

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石生又出黎打圓場，道︰「阿必，你如果真係唔識既，不如我幫你睇睇？」

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要情敵黎幫我？老實講，雖然呢個情敵成個形象真係幾討好，但係我都係自己黎算，唔駛佢幫。

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於是我笑住拒絕，道︰「得架喇，咪少少英文？」之後我指住個餐牌亂咁點︰「This、this、this、this、this…」

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葉佩儀忍俊不禁，笑咗出黎︰「林必才先生，你要咁多頭盤，食唔食得晒啊？」

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「乜嘢食唔晒啊？我一陣食比妳睇！唔好斬眼啊！」我仲繼續喺個menu上面指黎指去。

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「呃…不如咁喇，阿必，我啱咗個安格斯牛柳配火焰貢布黑胡椒醬，我食過幾次，味道都真係好唔錯，不如你都試下，睇下好唔好味？」石生問。

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嘩，佢呢下真係夠晒圓滑，救咗我之餘仲要比晒落台階我，咁我想話唔好都唔得喇，唔通真係食五個唔知乜嘢黎既頭盤咩…

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「好、好，就咁話！」我笑嘻嘻咁話︰「我信得過石生既taste，你話好食，咁就一定好食！」

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石生微笑住點點頭，又道︰「咁我嗌架喇！」

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「好啊！」

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葉佩儀插口道︰「等佢食頭盤食飽佢吖嘛！」

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「吖，妳個八婆儀…」

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葉佩儀即刻掘住我︰「邊個比你叫我呢個名啊？」

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石生笑問︰「乜妳有個咁既名架？」

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「喂呀，係死人必亂咁叫咋，呢個唔係我個名黎啊！」葉佩儀急忘澄清。

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然後石生又問返我︰「乜你又有個名叫死人必啊？」

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我又玩膠咁答︰「唔係，我係小必子，係葉大小姐身邊既小太監…」

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石生聽完之後失笑道︰「唉，你兩個真係friend，原來仲有啲咁搞笑既花名…真係好羨慕你哋咁好朋友。」

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