我的名字是林雙芙,我還記得小學時老師教字形結構,對稱的那部分便用我的名字來作為例子。3713Please respect copyright.PENANATCCfN0nLK0
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不知道與我中學女校畢業有沒有關係,戀愛方面男生女生我也可以,父母也沒說甚麼,倒是我本來以為她們會說些…東西。3713Please respect copyright.PENANA29ojlEViW7
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但眼中的失望我沒有看漏。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAoKxaVXs8ZE
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「三字頭」的步步進逼,使得我也只好安裝交友APP,反正我男女通殺應該不難吧。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAEyiazCTA3X
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也因為這樣,我配對到了那個人。3713Please respect copyright.PENANATXCizeQFCH
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〔屌你啊你係咩人,你做咩偷我相?!〕3713Please respect copyright.PENANAb9PkGOUznq
〔你做咩偷我相,屌你啊你係咩人?!〕3713Please respect copyright.PENANAB2tACxva91
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把對方往右滑後,果然配對成功,對方和我也馬上開始罵戰3713Please respect copyright.PENANAsDfD0Ibt3q
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她個人資料中的那些相片無疑是我,名字也是林雙芙,卻盡是我沒有拍過的相片。但這倒易解釋:把和我體形相近其他人的相片,換成我的臉就行了。反正現在滿大街也是AI。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAlkztmm7Qex
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但交友app上偷相會這樣花心機嗎?而且換臉不是普通港女推臉推胸之流的技術,仔細看也…沒有任何破綻,身為攝影師我很有信心說這不是改圖。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9Cgk3UkT8
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…好像真的有另一個我似的。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAYJpiOcDnmX
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〔你都幾好笑,偷完人相仲惡人先告狀!〕3713Please respect copyright.PENANAk3X7WnmTy6
〔依加係邊個惡人先告狀!?偷相既人明明係你!〕3713Please respect copyright.PENANAdW7HTuTSvI
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接著是一個語音訊息。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAZw0iA3ebI1
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「你偷人相就收皮啦電子人妖!係度扮女人,咩心態?!」3713Please respect copyright.PENANAbjem1uXrgy
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我的聲音。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAP4wGZv8WKF
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我的語氣。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAdV2hIVpQD3
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我的用字。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAe067egCATc
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「…你…你係邊個?」3713Please respect copyright.PENANAkYDl52M4oy
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我吞一吞口水,以抖震著的聲音同樣發出錄音訊息。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAul94kVTDn9
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對方沉默了好一會兒,如我現在一樣。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAQHpYOLq0Lh
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〔不只配對,更為你找到最易在一起的人〕3713Please respect copyright.PENANAgPwLsWPrHQ
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交友app的廣告橫幅在屏幕上滑過,閃爍著這句口號。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAzyVfenZvPJ
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「…我咪係…林雙芙…」3713Please respect copyright.PENANAxmw3pjYXhY
「…我咪係…林雙芙…」3713Please respect copyright.PENANAxrmTpBk4YX
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於著名的物理學「雙縫實驗」中,一個粒子單獨飛向板子上的兩條縫的時候,它並不是隨機穿過其中一條。3713Please respect copyright.PENANA7e1y5wdJ2p
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這個粒子會同時穿過兩邊,自己與自己產生干涉。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAGXGgtFsyde
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也就是只有一個粒子飛行,卻同時產生「穿過左邊」和「穿過右邊」的兩個現實,然後兩個自己干涉另一個自己。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6pZDNIH9v
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量子力學不明白不要緊,我直接提出結論吧。3713Please respect copyright.PENANAG2s1YhiMtu
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「如果在交友App中Match到自己,千萬不要配對!」


