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「你點呀？使唔使同你落下場劈吓酒？」蠔哥嚟到，就點咗酸包黑醋汁椒絲泡菜龍蝦冬蔭公卡邦尼意粉，唔要蕃茜、多蒜、加檸檬皮、薄荷葉伴碟。1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH0DhItwsg
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好難想像蠔哥依個單核可以記到咁複雜多要求嘅菜式名。1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58m4H3JYJN
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「我係咁架嘛，愈唔重要嘅嘢我愈記得架。」1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTG5RFNbd7
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反之雞腎只會叫普通嘅卡邦尼意粉：「嗱，咁你覺得我哋依方面夾唔夾吖？」1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB88OJgZqxd
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「唔夾，佢咁多要求，你咁求其。」1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6L9qt7Fmn
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「睇你點睇架啫，我睇到嘅係我哋都鍾意卡邦尼意粉喎。」1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjMdoIkxoE
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有時只係觀點與角度嘅問題。1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsPELyfVxb
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食完嘢，我哋幾個就去「下場」。嗰陣酒吧仲係因為疫情停業緊，所以照舊都係買酒上佢哋屋企飲，我就順便探吓游殼獸。1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgX8kigJwI
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雞腎敲吓個魚缸：「殼獸都唔係我話養架，蠔哥鍾意之嘛。我到今日都未分到魷魚同墨魚。」1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWkGs7fkjb
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「魷魚係尖嘅墨魚係圓嘅。」蠔哥個口訣就係咁嚟。1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uCCbthloR
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「但游殼獸有八隻腳，係八爪魚嚟。」1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCL3THxVuKd
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「點都好啦，我本身無話特別鍾意嘅，咁蠔哥鍾意想養，咪養囉。依樣嘢我哋本身都唔夾，但養養吓我又覺得幾好吖。」1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U9yqGeRi7
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之後蠔哥拎咗個榴連出嚟餸酒，臭到癲：「阿腎唔食榴連，依樣就真係唔夾喇，咁又點呢？」1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPv6lkldL3
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我又記起，阿媽鍾意食蝦，阿爸鍾意食蟹，咪又係唔夾？但食蝦嗰陣，阿爸就幫佢剝殼，調轉食蟹嗰陣就阿媽幫佢剝。1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEIQ5LhJLY
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「你成日淨係諗夾唔夾，有啲嘢的確唔夾就唔夾，無得逼嘅。但有時所謂唔夾嘅嘢，係人哋鍾意一啲你無乜興趣同之前未接觸過嘅嘢，咁你因為佢去接觸吓，話唔定唔夾都變夾呢？」1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W4B7fJyg2
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蠔哥隊咗嚿榴連埋嚟：「試吓吖。」1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OICTjs5VN
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我平時會好抗拒，但今日唔知痴咗邊條線真係試咗啖。1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsL0qiwWZI
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屌，都係接受唔到。1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QudlLKWwk
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笑到佢哋兩個碌晒地。1137Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS7LVQweqT

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