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另一位男同學蘿蔔就用開交友app食女，係咁教我攻略。1928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHz06fOU7t3
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蘿蔔係個典型高大有錢靚仔，同我依啲外貌普通嘅人差天共地，佢嘅嘢唔可以作準。1928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKYRGWWwey
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「你聽佢噏啦，如果你唔係鍾意操肌，唔係真心鍾意動物，就算被你吸引到女仔，你都要扮一個假人，就算拍到拖你都唔會開心囉。」老銅成功代表Sami叫我做返自己就得。1928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqoThzR9OU
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可能我有啲好勝心，被蘿蔔睇死有啲唔甘心。佢係覺得我做自己溝唔到女，我就做自己溝女比佢睇！1928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKD9zrrayQ

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其實唔寫都得，但好似畀人了解吓我好啲。1928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxF2p8FRpFt
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不過作為典型山羊座向來好抗拒幫自己宣傳嗰啲嘢，都有啲考起我。1928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3bjE4xYYi
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我發覺自己對戇鳩妹係完全無抵抗力，特別係對啲成日笑，搞鬼得戚嘅女仔情有獨鍾。1928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsiSB47Pz3
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講真吖，拍拖拍得耐咩都講晒啦，我會覺得起完家底，講完工作同日常生活之後，最緊要係可以周街見到乜都講吓鳩嘢，咁先唔會悶架嘛。1928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6QhCl6BY3
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