「係呢，你A幾？」我故意岔開話題，費事自己又沉浸喺過去。1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jEllfZMBU
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依家係個新嘅機會呀，有個啱傾有好感嘅對象，諗點溝佢好過啦！1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynJYBf1ETJ
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「都A5喇，你呢？」A即係available，單身。O就occupied，又名「人哋」，即係人哋男朋友或女朋友。1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonSvnJyhRN
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即係依個女仔單身，拍過五次拖。佢應該係個正常女仔，可以放心同佢佢傾偈。1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0yRlInF5t
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「A8啦。」要正經交換資訊嘅時候都要正經吓嘅。1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxc7veoYtW9
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「你實係fuckboy嚟！」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXy3sKbKdx
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「係，我叫張天賦。」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrbdO1yzJm
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「女人唔可以有海綿體？」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYorHSbjm3q
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「你真係有定假呀？Elliot Page？」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYsyer9jwq
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「假！人體有70%係水，我有90%係鳩噏！」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZwnt55Pzo
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「以後只信你一成。」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRfad1ZNRP
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「或者變郭富成。」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcxrtudrmQ
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「咁我以後叫你成成。常姐撚，撚軚能。」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVR4VWjyU2
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「你似真係唔識分郭富城同古天樂。」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXiJL2WyZP
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「椎名林檎。」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7uQMP1J9m
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「笑死，咁我叫你蘋果啦。」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqcC2Wudw8
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「叫阿檎囉。」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTyHszsunJ
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「你好阿琴。」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVGSUDQpjT
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「你好成繩。同你都幾啱傾，比你做住我朋友先啦。」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofNDN2GUkM
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「你可以退下喇，本王要返工了！」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3sAfe4Fer
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「喳！」1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8quo1Cwink
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依段就係我同阿琴第一日識嘅對話。由一開始我已經對佢有啲好感，但都無特別著重依個人，始終交友app成日都講完再見就無再見，真係有得繼續傾落去先再諗啦。1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOEvBA4tbl
雖然我內心有股莫名奇妙嘅興奮，但就無同身邊嘅人透露，費事溝唔到嗰陣面懞懞。1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MwzLuMi9T
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晏晝飯時間完咗之後就繼續返工，開始覺得自己有返啲動力。1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFQO4xvWfK
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我故意同自己講唔好咁在意，專心返工，放工先再睇佢有無搵我。1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJYN0Vmzb1
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佢未搵嘅，我睇幾多次手機都唔會增加佢搵我嘅機會率架啦。1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSQZ4e4zv2
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如常返工，放工。1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhR9nKfYsN
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「嘩金仔，係咪有好事發生呀？」同事霞姨八卦咁撞吓我膊頭。1844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmBuNKYiTR
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